Lima

[Junior]

I recently spend a week in Lima during which I had the pleasure of the companionship of about half a dozen of David33 friends.

The ladies were all really nice and I ever experienced any issues with any of them. Almost all arrived on time which is really impressive given how bad traffic can be in Lima. They varied in experience ranging from a reasonable newbie to rather naughty. Despite my limited Spanish ability I managed to have a great time with all of them. I prefer not give a review of each lady as we all know that YMMV.

Time of visits ranged from 1. 5 – 8 hours, but needless to say the longer encounters included time spend on non-sexual activities as well.

Marriott proved a very nice setting for my visit and I can definitely recommend it, although it is not cheap. I never had any issues bringing ladies to my room, but you will have to pick them up in the lobby as the elevator requires a keycard. In about half the cases I had so sign them in, free of charge, and in the remaining cases I just meet them in the lobby without any paperwork.

To be honest Lima is a pain in the ass to get to from where I reside, but I am already making plans to return quickly as there is a certain senorita, whom I am most eager to see again as soon as possible.

As many posters before me I am indebted to David33 for all his assistance.

[Vitamin C]

It was great to see El Lobo's post about the Finnish Sauna. I love a good massage (with extras) but its really hard to find any info.

Does anyone one know about the massage and bano turco scene? Any advice, info, tips would be greatly appreciated! I speak Spanish pretty well.

Thanks

[El Lobo Solo]

Are there love motels in Miraflores? I just want to know my options in case I don't want to bring girls to my room for privacy issues.

Check out any Hostal that looks like you would be comfortable there. They are set up for the lover's rendezvous. They have garages that people dive into in their cab, they can get out underground and walk or ride the elevator to the reception desk and never be seen from the street. Reverse to leave. But you can walk in as well. The key is to find one that suits you. There are all levels of luxury and price is the factor. You should always ask for a better (lower) price and I always ask to see the room before I take it. This is normal and there is no objection (if there is just take your business elsewhere). Note that Hostals are different from Hotels! Hotels do not want your rendezvous business. They cater to the family trade.

Hostals rent by the hour. Or by blocks of hours. You should find clean bedding, nice showers and towels, and a selection of expensive stuff your date may fill her bag with. Like toothpaste, toothbrushes, gum, breath mints etc. Setting out on the table and in the bathroom. Don't get blind-sided. If you don't want a bunch of 3 to 10 Soles add-ons, tell your date to not touch the minibar, extras, etc. Or just remove them all from sight before she gets at them. If you say nothing or don't pay attention you can easily get hit with a significant tab for very inexpensive stuff. Some places charge for a bar of soup. 2 or 3 Soles.

Don't be shy. Walk in and ask to see what they offer and check out a several likely candidates to get an idea for what you can get.

[Mexicano1208]

Are there love motels in Miraflores? I just want to know my options in case I don't want to bring girls to my room for privacy issues.

[El Lobo Solo]

Okay, sometimes I am a little crazy and want to get dirty. So I called up some numbers from Trome and got down. My Spanish is fine for personal conversations, but over the phone it gets hard to hear and understand. What you need to be able to do is understand what the women say when you call them, otherwise forget it. So I called Milenka, and she said S. 60 for a half hour. We worked out the meeting place, but when I arrived, she wanted me to rent the Hostal room, which I either didn't get on the phone, or she was just trying to upsell when she met me. That was going to be S. 35 more for a couple of hours room rent. Also, she wanted me to pay in advance before we even get to the room. No, no, no!

She was not bad looking (about 30 and almost tiny) , but the deal was off.

So then I called Milena. She wants S. 20 for servicio, or S. 40 for a half hour. Now we're talking. I got to her apartment, which was up one flight of decrepit stairs, and I knew I was on the money. An ancient gentlemen half crippled opened the steel door and I advanced to the waiting room. No one was there, but when I arrived a guy was just leaving. Because she was free, there was no wait, and she let me in her tiny apartment of one room with annex. She is an old pro, and from the old school, so when she demanded the money I gave it up, no worries. She was wearing a tiny thong bottom and her top could barely contain her nice breasts. But she is older guys, and doesn't work out, so her body is typical of 40+ year old indigenes from the Selva. Not really ugly, but not beautiful. You either appreciate these facial and body characteristics or not. If not, stay far way!

Everything is on the menu, but anal costs more. She will mount you or you mount her, she wants to suck you and starts right in with no delay. What is really nasty is that while you are doing the deed, she will accept phone calls and discuss rates, etc. With the next customer with no pause. I can't say this is the type of experience many guys will go for, but hey, if you find this diversion attractive for a change, you only need S. 20.

Both of these women work in Lince off of Petit Thouars on the border with San Isidro. You can find their numbers in Trome newspaper ads.

[El Lobo Solo]

just spent a short week in lima. the weather is still a bit brisky for me. my home town is over 90 every day still, but that's okay because it made it very enjoyable to steam and bake at the finnish sauna (now solamente un bano turko). it's been over four years since my last visit, and like many places in peru, they have been spending money on infrastructure. all of the facilities have been upgraded, and everything is always very clean.

but for me the best improvement is that the women working there are a little bit more attractive than i remembered, so that was great. i sampled three different women, and took one out for a great afternoon of companionship. i am recovering from some major tension and work-related stress, so the massages were welcome as well.

for details: entry is now s. 40, which includes 20 minute massage from the women who provide los masajes relantes (sexual release) , but doesn't include the actual sexual release. if you go for a regular therapeutic massage, i don't know how they discount the rates. they have two lineups, so there is no confusion. the therapeutic masseuses are in a different room. their prices are s. 60 for an hour of regular massages and they have licenses, etc. in various disciplines.

you negotiate with the women either before or when you reach a room, i recommend at least a preliminary negotiation prior to leaving the line up room. it's a little awkward to get started with the women. you are in a towel, or two, and they are fully dressed. there were always at least five and one time there were eight women ready and waiting for your favor. i went there around 5 to 7 in the evening each time. you go in the room, and they all look at you with hope in their eyes, but you want to take a few minutes, so they all go back to whatever they were doing and you just sit there. the women will not approach you, i suspect that is a house rule. but if you try to catch one's eye, they will either start smiling and you know they are ready, or they will look away. then you must initiate a conversation by moving closer to the seat they are in, and decide whether the woman is to your liking. that's when you start the negotiations. but note that it is all very discrete, and if you want any kind of bargain, they will not give it to you in front of the other women. i only wanted a massage and manual release, but i like to have the girl naked and be able to touch her. these are all part of the deal, and you must be able to work that out with dignity or forget it. all three women agreed to the same price, but all started higher, so if you don't like to bargain, forget it. i settled on s. 100 each time, which did not include the s. 40 for the massage. so the total was s. 140 for half an hour of massage with very happy ending and friendly touching and conversation. it's not the same as having a hotel room and all of that, but i like the atmosphere at finnish, and need the steam room and sauna for therapy.

note that some of the women will make outside appointments, but again this is discretely done. i made an appointment with one of the women for the next day, and she agreed to come to my hostal (i very seldom use my hotel room for these encounters) for a two hour session for s. 150. ymwv! she actually stayed for over three hours, and i gave her a s. 100 tip at the end because we really had a great time in my room. everything was on the menu, but would have cost more for some stuff. i used a local 3 star hostal on petit thouars named bond. it's in the 30th cuadra de petit thouars and cost s. 70 for twelve hours. that worked out great because they kicked me out of my hotel at noon and my flight wasn't until midnight, so the time served double. a comfortable place to stay while waiting for my flight and a safe place to invite the woman. so the damage was s. 250 plus 70, or 320, about $115.

the women at finnish were mostly in their late twenties and early thirties. a couple are in their forties, and i took one of them once. no names, but the two younger women i experienced were quite good looking, and they had beautiful bodies, well maintained. they both were very pleasant to be with, and did not simply trade on their beauty. for a guy like me, who has grandchildren almost as old as these women, it was quite the treat to be with them. the older women usually know a lot about how guys work, and if they enjoy their business can really make you happy. that was certainly my experience. the older woman i favored is still very good looking, and told me she works out daily. it showed in her body. she was in excellent physical condition and had very nice assets.

[GrandPop]

I'd like to publicly thank David for making my time in Lima very special. Some of my requests were not easy to fulfill but he made a very sincere and successful effort to do so. Many thanks, David! If only other cities had someone like you!

[Member #4351]

Would you rather smell the urinals or a cigarette?

Its a toss up.

[Artisttyp]

Unfortunately, smoking is allowed at the Troc.

Excellent. Would you rather smell the urinals or a cigarette?

I can't wait until something like coffee or beer is banned. God Forbid if they ban sugar or butter. The nanny government has reached South America.

[Member #4351]

I'd love to know if it's banned at the Trocadero and clubs like Las Cucardas?

Unfortunately, smoking is allowed at the Troc.

[Artisttyp]

I just called the Maria Luisa and the receptionist confirmed that indeed no smoking is allowed in the Hotel and according to her, in ALL hotels.

Thanks for the info. This will be yet another travel "issue" that I need to consider before booking a trip. Some places it doesn't bother me if I can't smoke in my room. I am not sure that Lima is one of them. If they let you do it on the fire escape or something that might work. Otherwise screw them.

I'd love to know if it's banned at the Trocadero and clubs like Las Cucardas? That would be pitiful. I think smelling the urinal troth at either of these places would be far more damaging than second hand smoke.

Thank God for Tijuana where you can still smoke a cig and grab some butt at the same time.

[Rjsss212]

I can at test to the non-smoking rule at the Marriott Miraflores.

In general I have found this more often than not in most better hotels. I have responded by throwing a roll of duct tape in my luggage and use it to tape a small towel over the smoke detector usually found in the large rooms, bedroom and living room if in a suite. Then I leave a few windows open and have never had a problem. This serves 2 purposes. The obvious but also that's your recourse if the hotel challenges you.

If the detector never goes off then the smell in your room must be from the floor below or an adjoining room. And that's your defense. Of course you cannot smoke so much that the adjoining room complains.

Also, upon arrival I always track down the maid responsible for the room and give her $20. This keeps clean towels, clean glasses and buckets of ice flowing when she makes up the room and she will not report the smell.

Then again, I don't smoke tobacco which may linger a little longer.

[Jockey16]

I just called the Maria Luisa and the receptionist confirmed that indeed no smoking is allowed in the Hotel and according to her, in ALL hotels.

I read that Lima has the same type of Smoking Ban that Colombia has. No smoking in hotel rooms. Can someone verify this? You mean I can't smoke a butt after licking a butt in my own hotel room or the Trocadero ?

[Albert Punter]

For what I experience, what you call "smoking ban" is becoming quite common in all south american hotels now.

I read that Lima has the same type of Smoking Ban that Colombia has. No smoking in hotel rooms. Can someone verify this? You mean I can't smoke a butt after licking a butt in my own hotel room or the Trocadero ?

[Sly One]

I read that Lima has the same type of Smoking Ban that Colombia has. No smoking in hotel rooms. Can someone verify this? You mean I can't smoke a butt after licking a butt in my own hotel room or the Trocadero ?

Well sounds like shit just happens?

But I am sure I find you a girl friendly place were you can smoke what ever you like in peace?

Sly