Lima

[Lima Busy]

I arrived in Lima last night and checked into my hotel at midnight. The previous day on an offchance I had sent David 33 an email asking if he could arrange a girl for the 29th (today) in the morning, thinking there was probably no chance given the short notive and time requirement.

David gets back to me and says yes sure no problem and he has a girl with exactly the specification I wanted. So anyway my phone rings at 09:30 this morning and lo behold I open the door and there is a perfect 18 year old, slim, extremely pretty, busty, peruvian looking beauty at my door! She was a lovely girl and a great perfromer and in no hurry to leave whatsoever (although unfortunately I was!). All this for 200 soles (plus taxi)! I mean come on guys, it just doesn't get any better or any easier than that.

My modus operandi is to have sex with beautiful girls for the minimum of hassle and this was absolutely perfect. I do not think you would be able to get a better looking girl in Peru on your own (I don't spak Spanish). Guys seriously, if you have a similar modus operandi to me then just do yourself a favour, save yourself a lot of hassle, time and money and just get in contact with Dave.

Awesome experience. Thanks Dave. Would love to know how you do it but I guess some things are best not to ask!

Bowerboy,

Strange time of year to show up in Lima! What hotel are you staying at? Come on down to Cafe Z at about 11 am, Would like to but you a coffee and get the benefit of your experience in Colombia!

[Bowerboy]

I arrived in Lima last night and checked into my hotel at midnight. The previous day on an offchance I had sent David 33 an email asking if he could arrange a girl for the 29th (today) in the morning, thinking there was probably no chance given the short notive and time requirement.

David gets back to me and says yes sure no problem and he has a girl with exactly the specification I wanted. So anyway my phone rings at 09:30 this morning and lo behold I open the door and there is a perfect 18 year old, slim, extremely pretty, busty, peruvian looking beauty at my door! She was a lovely girl and a great perfromer and in no hurry to leave whatsoever (although unfortunately I was!). All this for 200 soles (plus taxi)! I mean come on guys, it just doesn't get any better or any easier than that.

My modus operandi is to have sex with beautiful girls for the minimum of hassle and this was absolutely perfect. I do not think you would be able to get a better looking girl in Peru on your own (I don't spak Spanish). Guys seriously, if you have a similar modus operandi to me then just do yourself a favour, save yourself a lot of hassle, time and money and just get in contact with Dave.

Awesome experience. Thanks Dave. Would love to know how you do it but I guess some things are best not to ask!

[Tomasb]

I would like to make it down to Lima in late January as I have never been there that time of year. If I do, will try to make contact. My last two SA trips were in the summer and late fall 2010 to Colombia. First trip was to Medellin / Cartagena and the second was mainly Cartagena and some nice mountain colonial towns (Villa De Leyva, Barichara, San Gil). No visible action in the colonial towns though if the gods are with you, anything is possible there as well. It's a timing thing with weekends offering the most potential.

I have to agree that the women are much better looking in Colombia than Peru plus there is so much variety. Blonds, blacks, morena's, and that almost indescribable gorgeous skin color that you see especially in MDE; not to mention they have better figures overall than Peru. My next trip will be to the coffee axis areas too, which I see you plan to visit. Hopefully, the rain and La Nina has abated as that was the one big drawback on my last trip.

For what it is worth, I have gone to Mancora once and I feel it's strictly bring your own chica as the local pickings are slim indeed. Nice place to learn to surf though. Also, went to Iquitos and did not see many woman though my problem with Iquitos was probably adjusting to the heat more than anything else. I hear Leticia on the Colombian side is interesting and easily accessed via a river trip from Iquitos.

Keep up the good work.

Thanks, I was fully expecting a different response, LOL.

End of this week I will be heading to Colombia, I know Bogota very well, but plan to travel to manizales, armenia and pereira before crossing the border into northern Peru.

I plan to see iquitos and a few places in the north, so I will post a few updated reports from there, if david doesn't get me booted anyway.

I think the beach scene in Peru must have real potential, so looking forward to checking that out too.

I should be in Lima from early feb onwards, I'll stay until I get bored, several months at least, so if you are around we should have a coffee or drink at cafe z and we can compare notes. Maybe we can share some semi-pro phone numbers, although we probably have the same ones, LOL.

One last place I saw in Lima that looked good but I never had time to check out properly, is a club (non pros I would say) that is in the weirdest location, hope I can describe it.

It is on larco, very close to Schelll and Diez Canseco, tucked in the back of a dead end alley, and it's not open all the time as I passed by several other nights and it was not operating. You would think you are going to the loading dock of a big store, and the door is a huge metal one, with a doorman outside. I mention it because the times I have seen it open it looked like a LOT of hot women coming and going. Being a stone's throw from TR, maybe some of those women go there afte hoursr? I dunno but worth checking out my next trip.

[Lima Busy]

Palermo:

I agree and hope you continue your membership and reports. Your experiences mirror mine when I go to Lima and other countries though I have not been to Peru since early 2010. When you get out of your comfort zone and have to work a bit, the experiences can be much better and rewarding.

You two would definitely complement each other (as wingman) , right down to your "glass of wine"! When you coming back down this way (I need the Sunday Times)?

[Lima Busy]

Just between you and me, 'bailey's' is possible, but she's a not a player and I don't want the drama. I like hanging out there too much.

I feel you as only C is able to sh*t where he eats!

No, it's young one with the great sense of humour that's being quite forward. Guess I need to thank 'C' for that, as he's the one that told her she should go out with me.

Damn, every time a friend start's dating one of them I have to stop flirting or she stop's flirting with me. Even if you guys "hook up" I am still going to be watching those cans!

I was so bored here I moved my trip up 10 days, will be leaving later this week for Colombia. Depending how it goes there I should be back in Peru end of January. Iquitos here I come!

Hopefully the rainy season won't interfere with your trip. Looking forward to hearing the real skinny on Iquitos. If you get bored in Iquitos I would like to hear your take on Tarapota or Pulcalpa.

[Lima Busy]

One last place I saw in Lima that looked good but I never had time to check out properly, is a club (non pros I would say) that is in the weirdest location, hope I can describe it.

It is on larco, very close to Schelll and Diez Canseco, tucked in the back of a dead end alley, and it's not open all the time as I passed by several other nights and it was not operating. You would think you are going to the loading dock of a big store, and the door is a huge metal one, with a doorman outside. I mention it because the times I have seen it open it looked like a LOT of hot women coming and going. Being a stone's throw from TR, maybe some of those women go there afte hoursr? I dunno but worth checking out my next trip.

I forget the name (wrote about it years ago) you pay a cover (like 30 soles) and it is all you can drink! As a point of reference, if you cut through metro and go out the back door, you are there, entrance is down the stairs. Have not been there in years but it used to be a lot of youngsters.

[Sly One]

I only know of two 'ex friends' who would bad mouth me. ... and Slyone (otherwise known as 'Party Attendee') , who is only on ISG to get new prongs to his parties.

Hey friend,

Check around buddy. Unlike you. I have never bad mouthed you or anybody else too anybody.

My policy is simple."If I can't say something good about someone. I just say nothing."

You are the one with all the problems, resentment and bad feelings to nearly anybody who does not use your services exclusivly or meets your criteria?

Just hope next year you will be a little more tolerant with the rest of us.

Happy New Year anyway.

Plenty of pussy in Peru for all.

Sly

[Tomasb]

Palermo:

I agree and hope you continue your membership and reports. Your experiences mirror mine when I go to Lima and other countries though I have not been to Peru since early 2010. When you get out of your comfort zone and have to work a bit, the experiences can be much better and rewarding. Additionally, my one encounter with David33 was not a good or positive one. I can't for the life of me understand his resentment towards you and some other ISG members, some of whom have been quite diplomatic about him when I made inquiries. Based on his recent reports and responses to you, he is the one who should disappear or at least AMP up his medication.

Hey Palermo. I just now enjoyed reading your recent reports and hope you keep posting. I'm interested in any and all experiences and different approaches to hunting and reports on various venues and what can be found. Since the frequent reports here recently about how wonderful David33s chicas are of no use to me personally as I don't have access to them, for me anyway it is valuable to find out from others some of the different places available chicas can be found.

I'll be in town January 20th, but am not sure how much I will be out hunting as I have a favorite I will be spending much of my time with, and several plan B girls from the dating sites and previous trips on the back burner. But if I do hit any of the venues you have had success with I will certainly report on them.

[Cuero99]

Hey Palermo. I just now enjoyed reading your recent reports and hope you keep posting. I'm interested in any and all experiences and different approaches to hunting and reports on various venues and what can be found. Since the frequent reports here recently about how wonderful David33s chicas are of no use to me personally as I don't have access to them, for me anyway it is valuable to find out from others some of the different places available chicas can be found.

I'll be in town January 20th, but am not sure how much I will be out hunting as I have a favorite I will be spending much of my time with, and several plan B girls from the dating sites and previous trips on the back burner. But if I do hit any of the venues you have had success with I will certainly report on them.

David33: "Anyone who follows the "tips" with which the insipid and verbose braggart Palermo has singlehandedly filled up the entire normal Lima thread, please post your results. If you end up with much lighter wallets, empty handed and pissed off, let others know. Its the only way he might actually go away.

I notice he's also trying to fuck up the Hotel thread with his BS. Every couple of years one of these "self styled" experts shows up, screws up the threads and then finally when enough forum members with balls tell him to go away, leaves."

I hope people don't take my advice, as I sure as hell don't need the competition. But I have gained a lot from this site so thought I should give some back.

Don't worry buddy, I won't renew when my membership comes up, and have pretty much told most of what I know.

You'll have the whole Peru board back in your hands shortly.

[Member #4366]

Palermo, thanks for sharing your Bartini's non-pro adventure. It sounds truthful and does appeal to me but it has the words 'lucky shot' written all over it. This could indeed have happened to me as well (and I guess to most other guys on this board). Alcohol is often a great helper. However, I think that the chances of getting laid in this way are pretty slim. When you are in Lima for only a week or so and your Spanish is not fluent, David_33 is a much better bet. Not even a bet really as the chance to score with a cute non-pro is then about 100 per cent. In any case, you said as much yourself somewhere earlier in this thread, so I guess we agree on this.

Bucanero, I never had a bad word to say about david33, I just respond in kind when he takes shots at me. I have posted other reports trying to do my part for those who helped me find some good spots in Lima (pennypacker and Limabusy in particular) and david33 feels the need to make childish insults and now a campaign to have me stop posting.

Frankly I am happy to stop posting, and just wrote these last few since you asked.

Hope you find it useful or at least entertaining.

[Member #4351]

Having never banged or tongued a virgin, inquiring minds want to know, what is the tongue test?

You stick in your tongue and if you encounter a skin barrier or a closed off pussy, then you can be fairly sure that the prongus elongus has not been there before.

[Member #4366]

TR was open last night. No entry fee but the place was almost empty at 11:00 pm. There was only a couple of grandmothers and a fat chick. Had a beer and left again.

[Lima Busy]

Merry Christmas to you and your family, and of course to all my friends at the cafe. (one of whom has been sending me suggestive emails. I'm not saying which. Tell C one of the girls is after me, it'll drive him crazy)

And a big Feliz Navidad to you! I was away for the Holidays and just saw this. My best guess would be "Baily's"?

You will be disappointed to here that "Dulcea" is no longer around, but her replacement is "young and sweet" as well.

Have not seen C but will pass along your message next week. Enjoy Bogota and let me know when you come back across the border!

LB

[Manizales911]

Dickhead, I know three girls here who for whatever reason, are keeping the pussy untouched, but enjoy anal. This girl is definitely a virgin, or at least was the last time I saw her. The tongue test does not lie.

Having never banged or tongued a virgin, inquiring minds want to know, what is the tongue test?

[Member #4351]

Dickhead, I know three girls here who for whatever reason, are keeping the pussy untouched, but enjoy anal. This girl is definitely a virgin, or at least was the last time I saw her. The tongue test does not lie.