Lima

[Member #4351]

Its more complicated then you might imagine...some prefer using one of the major travel agents such as Condor Travel or Lima Tours in order to avoid the many problems which can occur. It is difficult to make these plans at the last minute or on a whim. You could go here: http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/south-america-483/

[Steven Jones]

...if only it was that easy...

The getting to Machu Picchu or the fun?

[Member #4351]

Cheers David, if these days are quiet, I might head up to Machu Picchu then, and come back for some fun!

...if only it was that easy...

[Steven Jones]

Cheers David, if these days are quiet, I might head up to Machu Picchu then, and come back for some fun!

Forget the 24th and just about forget the 25th. Try to set something up ahead of time for early on the 24th and later in the day on the 25th. Impossible the night of the 24th.

[Member #4351]

Forget the 24th and just about forget the 25th. Try to set something up ahead of time for early on the 24th and later in the day on the 25th. Impossible the night of the 24th.

[Steven Jones]

Hi all

I'll be in Lima from the 20th - 30th December, and with Christmas landing on the Saturday I wanted to know what the nightlife would be like on the Friday and Saturday night. Will there be P4P and non pros out? Will the clubs / bars be open?

thanks all.

[Traveller China]

Now why on earth would I do that? The super-sleuth activity evidenced by your post simply tells me that here is a person who was sleeping during class when the basic lesson was tought: Discretion is the better part of valor.

What people do in PMs is on a limited basis. What is posted here is on a public basis, and the below post is striking in its lack of resemblance to anything I have witnessed in my usual haunts in Asia.

But lesson learnt: From now on, at least as far as the Peru section is concerned, future reports will be striking either by their absence or by the lack of any salient details. PMs on the other hand...

Sounds strikingly like:
Cats Meows
David33
Polvo's
Doc Bills
Sly Ones
David 33
Doc Bills

KELLY!

I may have gotten the order mixed up a bit and certainly left out half the Lima Crew.

Ask Sly One for a picture tomorrow and get back to us!

[Member #4351]

He obviously knows what she looks like and doesn´t need to ask any of the women-like gossipers here for photos.

[Lima Busy]

Unfettered, Maria came back determined to make up for lost time. As mentioned, she is sexually quite experienced so she got cracking – with a vengeance. In fact, she seemed to make a point of gradually adding stimuli after stimuli, sensation after sensation. It ended with me exploding with immense force, resulting in a major clean-up operation afterwards.

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Sounds strikingly like:
Cats Meows
David33
Polvo's
Doc Bills
Sly Ones
David 33
Doc Bills

KELLY!

I may have gotten the order mixed up a bit and certainly left out half the Lima Crew.

Ask Sly One for a picture tomorrow and get back to us!

[Member #4351]

Always best to try to stay in an apt. or a truly GF hotel in order to avoid these situations.

[Traveller China]

Let me say it up front: I am an Asia addict when it comes to women. Yellow fever, Thai tied, Filippina fated – call it what you like. So it was with some trepidation that I set forth on my first ever foray to South America in general and Peru in particular. There is an eternal discussion on which part of the world has the best women, and I have been firmly in the Asia-camp - regardless of whether I have sampled Latinas, Africans and so on. Would this trip change the equation?

Do I speak Spanish? Not really. Solo un poco, as they say, and that is about it. Can I ask how people are? Nope. Ask how old she is? Can’t. Get the price before committing? Beyond me. So how would this all work out? How could I still enjoy the local delicacies? Reading up on things to do and see, three things are made very, very clear. Number 1, David is one of the good guys and it is a good idea to contact him in advance. Number 2, Sly One’s parties are well worth attending if one is going down when you are in Lima so contact him in advance too. Number 3, if you don’t speak Spanish, you’re fucked (well, not in our sense, but you get my meaning!).

I arrived in Lima on board a plane where apparently only one of the stewardesses spoke English, a bad omen for sure. And am I the only one who gets a juntaesque feeling when the pilot introduces himself as commandante? He needs a greasy moustache, 70s style Ray Bans and a penchant for guns, cold drinks and warm women with a title like that.

Anyway, the car from the hotel is there and it is in the middle of the night when we drive from Callao to Lima. There is almost no life at all on the streets, which is in marked contrast to f.ex. Bangkok at midnight when the party, any party really, is just getting started. Ditto for parts of Manila, very ditto for Roppongi and ditto for the more fun cities in China.

I had, prior to departing for Lima, contacted the infamous David. David is a straight-written man, with an enviable set of connections in town. He had arranged for one of them, and one with decent English, to be my partner. And from here on, the names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent.

Maria showed up a little late for her appointment, blaming traffic disruptions due to a marathon in town. No sweat. Jet-lag had me wide awake anyway. She looked like the kind of woman you would see on the street and throw glances at as she was walking towards you. It’s the eyes, man, the eyes: Almond-shaped and full of a wicked glee - the eyes of a woman who knows how to give and take pleasure.

We small-talked and it soon became clear that this was a woman with a lot of bone in her nose and with strong and clear opinions on how she wanted to run her life. Oh, she is also a raging bi-sexual, which had all sorts of fun ideas popping into my mind. She being naturally sexually curious, we spent a very entertaining time together – and never mind the details. All I will say is that my travel-juices were well and truly drained, and if she didn’t come then she is a damn fine actor (including generating hot flushes in her face). She didn’t care about the clock at all, focusing purely on pleasures of the flesh. My kind of gal!

After such a session, I knew what I had to do. What any man would have had to do, in fact. Could she bring a girlfriend along next time, together with a small selection of toys, and repeat? One thing is to have two women at the same time, but having two women who are really into each other and who know what gets the other one off, promised to be a HUGE turn-on. Never mind the at time machinistic proceedings at f.ex Eden Club in Bangkok - we are talking a wholly different level of intimacy, emotion and enjoyment here.

Plans were made, with David again assisting to make sure all would proceed according to plan. The night arrives and so does Maria. Then her phone starts a near-constant buzz. There is a problem in reception as her friend, let us call her Magdalene to stick with the catholic-themed names, had no ID. The hotel required an ID from her prior to letting her proceed. She started throwing a tantrum in reception, even after Maria joined her to see what could be done, and with that tantrum the friend no longer featured in our plans for the evening and was sent packing home - by Maria andd myself. Hopefully she will get herself an ID soon, and learn how to behave.

Unfettered, Maria came back determined to make up for lost time. As mentioned, she is sexually quite experienced so she got cracking – with a vengeance. In fact, she seemed to make a point of gradually adding stimuli after stimuli, sensation after sensation. It ended with me exploding with immense force, resulting in a major clean-up operation afterwards.

After an hour of pure GFE, it was time to go for number two. A condom came out, but me, round twos and condoms make a poor combination. In spite of the considerable ingenuity and skill being displayed by Maria, there was simply not enough mojo stirring to make for a shot number two. This was obviously an affront to her, and she would not stand for it. So she knelt down.

I have to say I have always wondered what all the fuss is about when people wax lyrical about having done a COF. Wouldn’t a CIM or plain, old vaginal sex trump it every time? Thanks to Maria, I am no longer so sure. With COF, there are added elements from seeing her playing with her lips and tongue and seeing the white army march forth, only to trickle down cheeks and breasts. With these thoughts, and the thoughts of toys and bi-sexuals, I will likely end up like Wicked Roger a few years down the road. Could be worse! Anyway, a major clean-up was again required, following which Maria and I agreed to call it a night. Not once did she check the time.

My stay in Lima is coming to an end, with the departure of KLM tomorrow (or is it the day after? I am still on Asia time when it comes to dates). I hate flying Dutch, and I should probably have gone the other way back to Asia, but duty calls in Europe. Lima is linked with fond memories of one of the best GFEs I have ever been with. Thanks to David for assisting.

Sly One has asked me to call him, in spite of there being no special Halloween party planned at his place. I might take him up on it and perhaps go out with a bang. Then again, contractile tissues in the nether regions are knackered after the two major efforts triggered by Maria last night. We will see what will happen.

So does Lima trump Asia? GFE-wise, this is a serious competitor to the Philippines. Skill-wise, a lethal competitor to the palaces of pleasure in China and Macau. Price-wise, not too different from the better providers in Thailand. I will of course not jump to a conclusion, so more research will be required. When was my next trip to Thailand again? Not to forget Manila early in 2011? It is a hard life indeed...

Adios Lima, you have made it to the top-5 list of good places to go to.

[Jsm1393]

Thanks Sly (and Shadowman)- I'll definitely make use of this!

Try this map.

It has about every place you woud want want to try.

http://www.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&...,0.181274&z=13

Just copy and paste into your browser above

The map was done by Shadowman.

Sly

[Sly One]

Try this map...

It has about every place you woud want want to try....

http://www.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&...,0.181274&z=13

Just copy and paste into your browser above

The map was done by Shadowman.

Sly

[Jsm1393]

I've been reading the forum and haven't found this - anyone put together a map of Lima's best spots like are found in bitchmaps or in the Quito forum the "Quito Fuckclubs" map?

[Pennypacker]

The SP near the sandwich shop is the 2nd location. The first location (on the actual Pizza St) closed down about 6 months ago for tax reasons I suppose. It literally reopened this past week so I didn't know about it at the time I posted my last report. LOL at the chick calling location #2 VIP Sabor Peruano jaja they're like the same exact place there's no difference at all aside from location. Same prices, same music, same chairs, etc. Anyway I'm glad you had a wild time though just be careful with those chicks!