Lima

[Kuttappan]

That was awesome!!! LOL

A friend sent me this after it aired in "Dubai". For you guys who have not seen this on the "news" yet, you will understand why I am Laying Low for awhile! http://lifestyle-2day.com/eng/celebr...lb-lima-busy/i

[Lima Busy]

A friend sent me this after it aired in "Dubai". For you guys who have not seen this on the "news" yet, you will understand why I am Laying Low for awhile! http://lifestyle-2day.com/eng/celebr...lb-lima-busy/i

[John Gault]

I like the report, as Peru has not been on my list. I respectfully add that US$100 appears high to me for TLN in a poor country; however, again, I do not know Peru. I DO know that I spent far less in other places such as Thailand. I would be interested to hear other takes on this.

For TR the hot ones want $100 for a hour. they will settle for less most of the time but if this Chica was really hot and our friend had good vibes from her then given his report on how she acted then I would say He got a good deal. A real GFE to me is worth paying for.
I think on my past outings and I am still regretting an encounter in Vegas with the most beautiful woman that I could ever dream of. It was many years ago when $50 was the going rate. She wanted $100 which at the time was unheard of by me. I declined and walked then later lost the $100 at the crap table.
I am the last guy to want people to overpay in these countrys, but if you feel that GFE is there it is better to pay a little more then to take second or third best a little later.

[Artisttyp]

I like the report, as Peru has not been on my list. I respectfully add that US$100 appears high to me for TLN in a poor country; however, again, I do not know Peru. I DO know that I spent far less in other places such as Thailand. I would be interested to hear other takes on this.

$100 + is on the high end
$70 is mid range
$50 upper budget range
$6-20 Budget

I think you will find most chicas/sessions to fit between the $50-$70 range for the average monger. Chicas can be had for less but I wouldn't advertise lima as a PFP destination in that sense. It would depend on the individual. Basically you pave your own road in lima depending on your objectives.

The isger's that live there add alot to the mix. For straight up mongering I would pick BA , Medellin or sosua over lima. They are way more of a point and click option.


However with that being said you will meet some pretty freaky girls in lima and get pleasured in many ways that you might not someplace else. Lima girls are in a class of their own. Lima disappoints at times but it also "gives" you some great experiences.

[Professor 1]

We settle on US$100 for toda la noche (dollars = cocos I learn). She's petite, 25 years old, an engineering student by day. Minutes later we're making out like teenagers in the backseat of the cab, then in the elevator of my hotel (no issues bringing girls here! ) and then fucking like mad on my bed. She sleeps over, and in the morning declines my advances.

I like the report, as Peru has not been on my list. I respectfully add that US$100 appears high to me for TLN in a poor country; however, again, I do not know Peru. I DO know that I spent far less in other places such as Thailand. I would be interested to hear other takes on this.

[Purple Porkchop]

The Chop ventured to Lima during the end of May and was not impressed. Got too tired of hearing don't go there, don't do that, ETC because it is too dangerous. Its a good tourist city, but no place for a monger

Wanted to rent a car and drive north of Lima to check out the area. Was told to be very careful of thieves. Was told they would steal the car and the insurance would not cover it in that area!!!

What did Arnold say in T2?

P Chop out

[Lackofrepose]

I finally find myself alone in Lima after a few painful days with colleagues.

Step one: change to a chica-friendly abode. I chose los suites aparthotel (Grau 466), as I'm not here long enough to justify an apartment. They give me an "executive suite" for $75/night.- it's big, nicely appointed and has a generous jacuzzi. The neighborhood is safe and pleasant, just a few blocks from both the sea and Parque Kennedy.

Step two: find a chica. I write Dave_33 with a rather pitiful last-minute plea. He heroically finds one, a lovely 22 year old that I'll call Lisa (s/200 plus 20 for a cab). She arrives right on time despite the rush hour traffic, declines wine in favor of water, and offers a spirited account of her struggle to learn English. I speak good spanish, and we chat and flirt for a while, which leads to kissing, which leads to a lovely session in the jacuzzi. She offers splendid uncovered oral, and comes almost instantly when my tongue finds her sensitive spot. Then to the bed, more of the same, her orgasms are fierce. I come once then rally for a second round.

Eventually she asks for a break. We relax and talk and kiss. Very nice, calm moment. Eventually she has to go (2.5 hours or so after arriving). I could have rejoined for a third pop, but I respect that she has other things to do.

I'm still feeling energetic so I head out to Tequila Rock miraflores (just a couple of blocks from my hotel). At midnight, there are 25 girls and 15 or so guys. It's my first time, and I take my time sipping a beer at the bar. A friendly local keeps pushing me to pick a girl, but I want to go slow. TR is a bit different from establishments that I've known in Bogota and elsewhere.- the girls pay admission, and there's no bar fee to take them home. I chat with a lovely slender Colombiana for a while, but she's too haughty for me and I move on. Eventually a very pretty Peruana approaches me and I can't resist. We settle on US$100 for toda la noche (dollars = cocos I learn). She's petite, 25 years old, an engineering student by day. Minutes later we're making out like teenagers in the backseat of the cab, then in the elevator of my hotel (no issues bringing girls here! ) and then fucking like mad on my bed. She sleeps over, and in the morning declines my advances. I'm a bit annoyed, but content to save my leche for further adventures.

[Dtaylor1972]

For 95% of gringos that is not a safe place! Me, I like Gamarra but I could never recommend it to a "casual" gringo-looking tourist. I'm impressed you went there though! Good on you, mate.

Suerte!

Polvo

I'd say it's not a safe area for any gringo tourist. Unless you'are w/ several Peruvian friends.

Went there 1 time to buy something w/ the inlaws. Was in and out in about 5 minutes, but you can tell it definatly isn't a gringo friendly area!

Polvos. Not so bad, but still not worth the risk of mongering there.

I mostly stick w/ the Lince girls out of Trome. Fairly cheap, fairly safe.and if you don't like the looks you can always move on.

If you find a good one. You can usually extend your mileage on return trips.

[Kuttappan]

Wow...what a way to start off good times in Peru. I am pretty sure that the guy is keeping a close eye on you now!!! Next time I suggest you to go with http://www.apartmentclubperu.com

So here I am. Off the plane and decided to rent an apartment. The place is nice. Although it was robbed about 5 weeks ago I figured whoever did it won't be back while i'm here (hopefully). So i'm sitting in my apartment bored out of my mind. Figured since it was Sunday and mothers day no chicas would be available. So I decided to go walk to grab a bite to eat. I'm in miraflores, so figured why not. I stop at KFC order in english (since I speak no spanish) and back to the apartment I go. So as I am sticking my key into the door (it's not working). I'm like ****, hope I don't have to call the owner to tell him I locked myself out, that would suck. So anyway, a young lady walks up behind me and says, what are you doing? I(and spanish) So I say. Do you speak english? She says (in english) What the **** are you doing? I was like whoa. I rented this place out, I live here. She says this is my place jerk, so I look at the numbers and realized¨ "oops. I'm 1 floor down". So I apolagize sincerely and tell her I am upstairs and it was a mistake. So I head upstairs and get settled in. Right before i'm about to bite into my original kfc thigh 2 piece. There's a knock at the door. Great " i'm thinking she came back for revenge". I open the door and it's her husband. So he says "who the **** are you? . So I say. Who the **** are you? . He tells me he is the residential president. I started laughing and apologized and I told him, "look, I know you probably live downstairs, I told your girlfriend-wife it was a really big misunderstanding and I meant no harm. So he tells me that his place was robbed 5 weeks ago as well as the place that I am renting and that he believes it is the fault of the guys that were living in the place that I am before me. I tell him that is purely speculation and he can't prove that. So he says the guys living there before me come in and out with different chicas to take advantage of peruvian women and then he ask me what were my intentions. Since he's crossing the line and my chicken was getting cold, I told him, I did not rob you, I don't know who robbed you and my intentions are not to abuse peruvian women but to let them pretty much abuse me. He looked at me and then said. " I have to inform every tenant in this property that you are living here now so we know who you are, Then I said. If any of the tenants are young, hot and single. Send them down to my place to meet me in person, then I closed the door. What a Sunday. Now I need to find something to do today on Monday. Geesh. Help someone please. Haha

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[Black Brad Pitt]

That is deep! I would be interested to know what the overall attitude is with foreigners living in rental apartments. Do the other tenants watch you like a hawk and look for trouble ?

How much privacy can you expect if you lived in lima ?

I'd love to hear from LB and David 33 on this one.

B. Brad Pitt - Can you tell us what agency you used to rent this apartment ? Is there security in the lobby ?

It's really private, since I come and go during the night like le stat the vampire and most people are sleep. There is security at the gate but come 9 pm, I never see him again until the morning.

[Play2]

So he says the guys living there before me come in and out with different chicas to take advantage of peruvian women and then he ask me what were my intentions. Since he's crossing the line and my chicken was getting cold, I told him, I did not rob you, I don't know who robbed you and my intentions are not to abuse peruvian women but to let them pretty much abuse me.

Well, I didn't have any trouble, but I look pretty inconspicuous as compared to the average American. Over that past few days, I've some some short conversations w/the apartment tenants and todo estaba tranquilo. I think that you are just having some bad luck. With that said, you should consider complaining to the manager (person who is in charge of lending the property) and, perhaps, the door guys. One thing that you can also do is spot each of the door guys NS 20 and/or perhaps a bottle of wine/6-pack of beers. It goes a long way in that they are more excited to see you, less likely to hassle a chica, and, at least in my case, treated girls kindly as they came up. I really hope that you end up screwing that guy's wife/girlfriend by the end of the trip; it's obvious that your tool is a lot longer than his, and she'd probably appreciate the service.

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[Quick note on my final night in Lima]:
20:30: I went out with Tatiana again, tonight, and the conversation and flow was much improved. I could not help staring at her and was completely infatuated; more than her looks, her timid yet confident (there is such a thing) personality made me go crazy inside. Eating at Astrid y Gaston (a must for anyone visiting!), the service were pleasant and my dinner company was even better. We went back to the apartment to "take a look at the outside deck view on top of the building," and - indeed - I had her ready for action. As we walked past the door guy, he almost patted me on the back in approval.

I am a loser! Yes, this is where you guys start flaming me; as a matter of fact, this post may as well be deleted as it is a non-mongering post. Nonetheless (I shit you not!), I decided to save her until the next trip. After some touching, I moved Tatiana to the topic of her exam tomorrow. By sending her home, I time-bridged her 'until the next time I visit Lima.' Somehow, I found it more appealing to keep her hanging; in my dreams, I can see myself marrying her on my return to Lima, and we can both pay for 3-person services with David_33's women. Then again, uh ... in all likelihood, I was simply being a stupid gringo who thinks too much.

Am I an idiot? Yes. Do I simply enjoy the experience of dating a women in a foreign land? Yes. Have I had so much amazing sex that I didn't care for more tonight? Definitely yes. Am I just as interested in the food as the women at this moment? Possibly. Am I waiting for Godot? No, as I think that I may have found her; although she very well meet about 20 other extranjeros before my next visit, I will be looking forward to seeing her on a return visit. God help me.

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Moreover, I'm also looking forward to seeing David_33 again. I'm a straight-shooter, and I wouldn't speak positively of someone to simply be nice. He's direct and shares a lot of my same views, and I only have respect for the guy. Also, always remember ISG: BROS BEFORE HO'S. This is the key.

Take care, everyone. A tu salud, ISG!

[Artisttyp]

So here I am. Off the plane and decided to rent an apartment. The place is nice. Although it was robbed about 5 weeks ago I figured whoever did it won't be back while i'm here (hopefully). So i'm sitting in my apartment bored out of my mind. Figured since it was Sunday and mothers day no chicas would be available. So I decided to go walk to grab a bite to eat. I'm in miraflores, so figured why not. I stop at KFC order in english (since I speak no spanish) and back to the apartment I go. So as I am sticking my key into the door (it's not working). I'm like ****, hope I don't have to call the owner to tell him I locked myself out, that would suck. So anyway, a young lady walks up behind me and says, what are you doing? I(and spanish) So I say. Do you speak english? She says (in english) What the **** are you doing? I was like whoa. I rented this place out, I live here. She says this is my place jerk, so I look at the numbers and realized¨ "oops. I'm 1 floor down". So I apolagize sincerely and tell her I am upstairs and it was a mistake. So I head upstairs and get settled in. Right before i'm about to bite into my original kfc thigh 2 piece. There's a knock at the door. Great " i'm thinking she came back for revenge". I open the door and it's her husband. So he says "who the **** are you? . So I say. Who the **** are you? . He tells me he is the residential president. I started laughing and apologized and I told him, "look, I know you probably live downstairs, I told your girlfriend-wife it was a really big misunderstanding and I meant no harm. So he tells me that his place was robbed 5 weeks ago as well as the place that I am renting and that he believes it is the fault of the guys that were living in the place that I am before me. I tell him that is purely speculation and he can't prove that. So he says the guys living there before me come in and out with different chicas to take advantage of peruvian women and then he ask me what were my intentions. Since he's crossing the line and my chicken was getting cold, I told him, I did not rob you, I don't know who robbed you and my intentions are not to abuse peruvian women but to let them pretty much abuse me. He looked at me and then said. " I have to inform every tenant in this property that you are living here now so we know who you are, Then I said. If any of the tenants are young, hot and single. Send them down to my place to meet me in person, then I closed the door. What a Sunday. Now I need to find something to do today on Monday. Geesh. Help someone please. Haha

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

That is deep! I would be interested to know what the overall attitude is with foreigners living in rental apartments. Do the other tenants watch you like a hawk and look for trouble ?

How much privacy can you expect if you lived in lima ?

I'd love to hear from LB and David 33 on this one.

B. Brad Pitt - Can you tell us what agency you used to rent this apartment ? Is there security in the lobby ?

[Herohero]

Herohero,

I can see why they call you a hero?

Being a gringo and walking around Av Argentina Calleo with a bag on your back is like walking around Bagdad with a target on your back!

Why you say?

Lets rob the gringo why if nothing else we will get the bag that is on his back and the contents inside it?

Best of luck.

Glad it will be you and not me. But then again I am no hero.

Sly

Lol Well, its even so dangerous even if I come to Troca using taxi and go out using taxi? I guessed taxi comes right to entrance and I don't even need to around there in that dangerous district. Its just a small bag with food and photocamera. Maybe no clothers there hehe. Because I won't have much time in Lima so I plan first to go see the sights, make some photos and so on and then w/o goign back to hostal get to Troca.

[Play2]

[Saturday night]:
20:30: xxx(internet date girl)xxx
I went to Scena with a 22-year-old graphic designer from Rimac. Very sharp and cute, she was on-spot with both questions and answers. Kino was smooth, the food at Scena was reasonable, and the 'scena' at Scena was very cool. After dinner, we walked on the coast for a few hours, and then we realized that it would be nice to get even better acquainted in the apartment; the rest was blissful history. In my humble opinion, these dating website girls are not an easy one-nighter; then again, my 'game' is only so-so.

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[Sunday]:
Again, I'll spare some details and keep it short - as no mongering happened on this Mother's Day. Nonetheless, it appears as if some people have interest in what can happen w/dating websites in Lima.

12:30: xxx(internet date girl)xxx
I met up w/a 22-year-old from La Molina, and she wasn't at pretty in the pictures (although her body was still quite nice/lean). Our time at San Antonio for brunch (it wasn't crowded on this Mother's Day) was pleasant, and we had plenty of hand-holding and other kino as we walked up the coast (for a few hours). Although I could've escalated this, David_33's girls from the past few days had spoiled me. Perhaps, the less attractive women from the websites are more forward.

19:30: xxx(internet date girl)xxx
Tatiana was the girl that I most wanted to see (from the websites), and I met up with this 20-year-old student with the plan for dinner at an Italian restaurant. She stood 5'5", had an air of confidence was high defenses, and was very particular as to where she wished to eat. It turns out that she is very careful with her diet, and it took about five different potential restaurants for her to finally settle on one; after reading the menus and even taking taxis to some of the best restaurants in Miraflores (this was quite an ordeal), she decided on Tony Roma's ... not my personal first (or even 10th) choice, but she seemed happy with it. Perhaps, her defenses (in addition to her angelic look - not a traditional Peruvian girl) are what kept my interest. Other than some light kino, I felt that it would be best to time-bridge her to Monday evening and sent her home at about 11pm. Note: perhaps, it is best for women to be difficult; fools like me tend to eat it up.

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[Monday]:
13:30: ***Yris*** (gracias a David_33)
23-years-old and beautiful (curves with a tight body and commercial model face), Yris walked into the apartment with confidence. After chatting with some jugo in hand, she initiated foreplay and I knew that she was a pro at sensuality. After a smooth transition to the bedroom, the next 30 minutes consisted of the best (yes, even better than the other chicas from this trip) BBBJ w/rimming that I have had on this trip. CFS (she was surprised when I brought out the preservativo) was amazing, and - quite frankly - I could only last another 15 minutes with her. I finished in her mouth, and - with a mouth full of crema - she thanked me for lunch. Thanks, again, David. Life is good.

[Kuttappan]

Great Report Bandy. I hope you will post this in his thread also. aahh the everlasting memories!!!

This is my second trip to Lima and David never fails to amaze me. I don’t know how he finds these one of a kind women. They are gorgeous, educated, sparingly used and full of energy with excellent attitude. Thank you David for helping me to create these everlasting memories!!!!
Bandy