Lima

[Ver Van]

Hi,

I just landed in Lima and boy did I get a raw deal. I visited tequilla rock and after hanging aroung for about an hour decided on the chica I wanted. She initially quoted me $100 then managed to bring it down to about $70. Thereafter it went downhill. The chica comes over says she doesn't wanna have sex blah blah blah and then starts sleeping. So I figure maybe after she wakes up then I'll get some action. Boy was I wrong. When she woke up, she said she already spent 4 hours with me and that she needed to go we argued for a while. Now I don't speak spanish well and I figured that its not worth it to continue arguing, in case she starts causing a scene, so I eventually let her go.

[Jaimito Cartero]

You're lucky you answered the door for her. She probably would have kicked it down if she thought you had another chica in there! It's mindblowing sometimes. They know you come to fuck chicas, and yet it's like you've already married her!

[Gonzo]

Doh! Until you mentioned it Jaimito, I never thought that she might be checking up on me. Stupid gringo!

Nice report, Gonzo. I'm sure your wild chica was just checking up on you, rather than there for JUST the Baileys!

[Jaimito Cartero]

Nice report, Gonzo. I'm sure your wild chica was just checking up on you, rather than there for JUST the Baileys!

[Suave Gato]

.....but I forgot how to spell "Phyrric Victory".

Suerte!

Polvo

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SG

[Polvo]

.....but I forgot how to spell "Phyrric Victory".

Suerte!

Polvo

[Member #4351]

I will now and in the future answer Lima Busy´s personal attacks on my Peru forum so as not to offend the sensibilities of ISG members.

[Lima Busy]

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Then following in the great tradition of Polvo, I TOFTT by going to Eclipse, expensively satisfying my curiosity about the place. LB gave me a free pass.

Catsmeow88 was a recent guest at the Penthouse and he provided you with the free passes! The Tequilas VIP card is mine though.

We all feel the tension on the Lima board (sad state of affairs).¨Every¨ ISG guy/girl living down here has always offered (and will continue) to help the membership.

It only gets out of hand when a members ¨self worth¨ is predicated on the public acknowledgement of others.

I enjoyed your report and am glad you are enjoying Lima as well. And YES, NE got their asses handed to them and I WON my previously mentioned bet!

LB

[Doc Bill]

Poturu,

In my experience the best rate is if you just withdraw cash soles from the ATM. Some of this depends, however, on what fees, if any, your bank or credit card will charge you for the transaction. It's always a good idea to check first and even to open up an account before you leave with a no-fee credit card.

I have never used the street changers, but I hear they're the next best thing. I'm just not comfortable transacting that kind of cash in the middle of the street, especially when I'm walking away alone.

[Travel Fun]

I was in Lima last week and had a good time. I stayed in Miraflores in the Larco Suites, which are GF. No problem bringing women up to my room, and the desk people are very friendly and helpful. I had a large sitting room, decent bathroom (no tub) and a big bedroom for $50 per night. No AC, which might be an issue as the weather heats up now, but was no problem while I was there. Not luxury, but good for the money, and aintained very clean.

I took one woman off the street for S/100. She was a 6 or 7, friendly good conversation, okay sex. I took one woman home from a house (date arranged for her day off at the house). She was great sex, good conversation, and we had a lot of fun for two dates. Total $100 US.

I got in a rut at 326 Pedro Conde (Just off of Petit Thouars), trying out three different women in three days. Price varied from woman to woman, from S 160 for an hour to S100 for half an hour. That was for a massage, sex, etc. With woman naked. You can also pay S 30 for a massage and HJ with woman fully clothed for 30 minutes.

I tried out the Finnish Sauna which is around the corner and one block down from Pedro Conde (towards Miraflores. Sorry I forgot to write down the street name, but it is in the paper every day). Entry includes only use of the facilities and a massage for S 35. If you want more you pay the woman what you negotiate. I found the prices pretty high for the services (quoted $100 for sex total, but declined that). I couldn't get the woman to come down, so settled for HJ at S 60 because I was horney. The women were nice, but maybe thought I would pay more because I am such a gringo.

The Finnish Sauna has nice facilities, and the staff were friendy although somewhat aloof.

There is a major crime war going on between some drug mafias, and a couple guys got shot down in the middle of the day right in front of the cop shop downtown. The rest of the violence is the typical domestic type squabbles with guys cutting up their women and vice versa. Not really stranger on stranger or victimizing tourists.

I do not find the Limenos to be rude. Quite the contrary. Most people react very friendly if you are courteous. However, the city is a big dirty palce, and they are polluting the heck out of the environment, like most other poor countries.

The dollar is not as good as it was, so prices are creeping up. But the women for hire are usually very good about providing value for the buck once you agree on a price. The women in the houses are not knockout babes, but will f: k your brains out if you treat them nice.

[Artisto Art]

I agree with LB re: the noise in Lima. Been to lots of places: BK, Jakarta, Saigon, BA etc.. and Lima can take the cake. Speaking of course mainly in the Downtown area. Constant, incessant horn-honking; when the traffic is at a total standstill as if the honking was going to help. The diesel engines and loud music; it can be very stressful. Of course you can avoid DT...

That being said; Lima is a great place with some of the best food and most interesting people and needs to visited by the consummate traveler.

Cheers.

[Lima Busy]

He wrote that Lima is full of people that don't respect themselves, it is ridden with drugs and is the most polluted place on earth and the water at the beaches are toxic and finally Peruvians are extremely rude! Is this true? He also mentioned he has been robbed at gun point 2x. I am used to South American cities and just returned from Bogotá weeks ago. Is Lima any different?

No luck so far on an apartment so how about a hotel recommendation?

Overly generalistic and did not include that Lima is the noisiest city in LA, but I think there are other places on the planet that also have a lot to offer! Try www.go2peru.com if nothing on the hotel thread strikes your fancy.
LB

[Doc Bill]

This guy is the least controversial, most sex-focused poster on this forum. For that alone he should be commended. But he isn't that alone. I went to my second of Sly's sex parties last night and the guy outdoes himself every time. This one was in Sly's new huge apartment with a hottub, sweeping views, an orgy room and toys, condoms and lube all for use.

Yes, he does charge a fee to attend, which this time was $80. I challenged him on this since it was considerably higher than last time. After he ran down all his costs, plus that he pays the girls a few bucks, it was clear that not only does he not make a profit from these parties but he doesn't even get reimbursed for his time. This guy just gets off on group sex and has chicas to share. No newcomer to Lima should miss one of his parties. Personally I'm not big on public or group sex, but I went because it is something different that I can't do in the US. I didn't regret it.

There were about 6 girls and 5 guys at this one, the girls ranging from 6-9, most in the 7-8 bracket. The girls were great peformers, very accomodating and playful. The guys, well, they stayed out of my way, just like I like. A splendid time was had by all, and thank you Sly, for the blast!

[Danny V88]

I am a short time lurker and learned a lot from here. I have been to Lima only once last year and only for 4 days. Was wondering if any suggestions on meeting girlfriend types ? Clubs, resturants or the like. I will be there in two weeks and tentatively will stay in Miraflores.

Thanks all!

[Ninja98]

Has anybody use them.

http://chanelvip.com/