Lima

[Captain Napalm]

I suspect you would have more luck outside of Lima or if you did your homework and met online like everyone else. Like any big city you need to be connected to them through work or social circles.

Agreed. It helped a lot my second and third trip there.

[Doc Bill]

You got me. I am now so intrigued by your reports and experiences that I am just going to have to spend at least a few days of my trip doing it your way -no bs, straight to the action. Thanks for the inspiration!

Doc

[Lima Busy]

This post contains, one question for the forum members (not necessarily for Tung) regarding Peru (Lima specifically) which is at the bottom of this post. I am sure also that Dodger Bulldog would be interested as well in everyone's answers to this question.

While it was Tung's reports on fast-food mongering that brought me to SA in the first place, I grew bored of that quickly. I longed for the days of the true GFE. (see GYE board for GYE comments)

The reason I am asking questions on the Peru board, is that I am am trying to see if Peru is different from ECU. Especially I am trying to see if normal (semi-pro & non-pro) Peruvian women are friendlier and apt to give up the Taco before the vacation clock runs out. My motto is "put out or run out"

lMy experience with normal chicas in ecu was on par with American women, except I dated and was jerked around by far younger and prettier women. I am not a bad-looking guy, reasonably fit and speak a passable spanish. However, I found the ecuadorean chica on the street to be not too friendly. With those I met online, I had to endure the same BS as here in the USA: "no shows" and "no blows". Hence, I am investigating other countries. Isn't that what this forum is all about? I thought of Brazil. But I don't speak the language. I heard that normal Argentinian women are rather cold and stuck up, so that has been ruled out.

I found ecu women to fall into two distinct categories: putas & prudes.

Putas: the cute 18-25yos are plentiful in the many chongos that are everywhere in SA. Finding a $7 bang is not a problem. I am sure it is the same in Peru as well.

Prudes: Normal ecuadorean women to be somewhat prudes taking many dates to bed. Many seem to have hectic schedules and little time for my favorite hobby.

THE QUESTION:

In terms of bedding non-pros only. Has any forum member been to both Ecu and Peru. And. Can this member tell me:

"are the chicas in Lima MUCH friendlier than in Ecu? Is it MUCH easier to meet and to bed normal Limenitas more quickly? "

Thank You in advance to the forum members for your responses.

Water Boy

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

The simple answer for most guy´s would be NO! I found Lima easy, because I did my homework first and now live here and move in different circles. The schedules here for women are even more hectic and I know many young women who just do not have the time to date. I suspect you would have more luck outside of Lima or if you did your homework and met online like everyone else. Like any big city you need to be connected to them through work or social circles.

There are always going to be chance meetings or the girl on the bus that guys experience here, but by and large not on a week long trip.

LB

[Lima Busy]

There are many, many night clubs in Lima. Some are good, many are terrible, and most are no better than a morass of mediocrity.

Some two weeks ago, at great personal sacrifice, I undertook significant testing of some of the higher and mid-tier clubs as many others here have adequately reported on some of the lower cost opportunities.

Unitl recently, for those on a late flight on a Sunday night, Tequila's was the main choice in town - with the approprite howls of protest from many people on this board. Now, however, Casanova ( Miguel Seminario 365) in San Isidro is trying to offer competition. They are holding a "disco" every Sunday night. Now when I went 14 days ago the Chicas in Casanova were no worse, and some better, than those in Tequila. So you have been warned.

Problems. No one was dancing when I arrived. There were 18 chicas in various stages of somnambulism (sleep walker's, for you gringo's). Some virtually comatose. However, there are some mitigating circumstances. Namely no customers!!

Entrada is S/.10. First beer is free! Each beer thereafter is S/.10. Every Chica drink is S/.40 - but watch for those bastards who try and slip a Red Bull into a Whisky or a Vodka - 'cos that Red Bull is another S/.40.

Private dances S/.20 per chica for the room for 30 minutes and $20 to the chica.

Privados are S/.40 on a Sunday instead of S/.150 (from Monday through Saturday). Oh, yeah bring name brand condoms or they will try and do you S/.10 for some latex!

Chicas in the privados are usually cien for an hour, but negotiation will get them down to S/.200. But if you are smart there is NO salida on a Sunday night, and take-out will usually get you longer.

Now call me well-heeled, but to have two Chicas, butt-naked, each with my digits in their approriate wet orifices, tousling my hair, pressing and rubbing my dick and everything else for 30 minutes. That's just fun. Que Rico!!!

Is it worth the prices on a normal weekday? No.

Quality scale (out of 10):
Chicas: 4.5 (Tequila 4.5)
Environment: 4.5 (Tequila 4)
Fun Quotient: 3.5 (Tequila 5)
Cost/Benefit: 3.5 (Tequila 4.5)

Suerte!

Polvo

We all (except the wife) appreciate the research you are doing and I continue to be amazed at your stamina! I wish I could be your getaway driver more often but partying till 6 am 3 or 4 nights in a row leaves me a bit ragged around the edges. The idea of comparing these clubs to Tequila's is a unique concept(but makes sense as we all know Tequila´s) and can form our own baseline. Obviously, being in your company as wired as you are raises the fun quotient for all of us wingmen and I look forward to the search for the best lit´l club in Lima!

I would however add a 1/2 point to the chica scale if you like 8teenies and 3 points to the fun quotient if I had a privado with that hot little dancer.
LB

[Polvo]

Continuing the spasmodic reporting of the higher and mid-tier clubs I now offer my analysis of Eclipse. This report is a bit ass-about-face as the reconaissance of Eclipse was a few days prior to that of Casanova and had not really refined my questioning model.

Eclipse (Augusto Tamayo 158) in San Isidro is the place that many of the taxi drivers at the end of Calle Pizza tout, so I have always been adverse to going there anticipating a Mexico City, Zona Rosa type rip-off. It turns out to be not true.

Entrada is S/.50 which includes two beers. Good deal.

Now, a general word. If you go in a taxi to almost any club in Lima make sure the driver does not take you into the club otherwise it will cost you an entrada of S/.80 as they give the driver a S/.30 commission! And, like all the clubs when you leave, if you take the taxi from outside the door it will cost you S/.20 to anywhere. A straight price gouge!

There were 25 chicas in various stages of complete fucking boredom, 2 were asleep! What the hell is going on here?? There were 12 men including the reconnaissance party. Ten of the “customers” were Peruvians with only about three of those likely to do anything.

The chicas all seemed to be mid-twenties with a few obviously well past that line. However, they were all quite good looking and several were in those little plaid skirt schoolgirl outfits. (I keep getting an erection when I think about that. Perhaps I have a Gary Glitter problem.) There didn’t seem to be as much silicone bobbing around either compared to some places. A bit of a juxtaposition perhaps, but these were wholesome hookers!!

One thing I really liked was that when anyone new came into the club ALL the chicas have to stand up for about 60 seconds as a display item. Gives a really good window shopping experience.

Club is quite clean and well lit. It was smaller than I expected but more than adequate. Barman is an ass. I would be very hesitant about running a tab here, and would advise a pay as you go policy.

Each beer thereafter is S/.10. Every Chica drink is S/.40.

Floor show is OK, typical two gay male dancers supporting a chica and then one chica on her own. Couldn't tell the time interval between "shows".

There is a VIP type area where the girls seem to gyrate a little, but I didn’t research that. May just have to go back.

Privados are not available on-site. So generally you go to a local hotel that the chica recommends like Queens or Monte Carlo which are well known fuck pads. Usually between S/.85 and S/.150 per room depending on the amenities you want. Or, of course, take the chica back to your current residence.

Chicas run between $80 and $100

I do believe Eclipse is also open on a Sunday.


Quality scale (out of 10):
Chicas: 6 (Tequila 4.5)
Environment: 5.5 (Tequila 4)
Fun Quotient: 5 (Tequila 5)
N.B. This is how much fun is the "place" not the encounter with the chica
Cost/Benefit: 5 (Tequila 4.5)

Suerte!

Polvo

[Member #4167]

This post contains, one question for the forum members (not necessarily for Tung) regarding Peru (Lima specifically) which is at the bottom of this post. I am sure also that Dodger Bulldog would be interested as well in everyone's answers to this question.

While it was Tung's reports on fast-food mongering that brought me to SA in the first place, I grew bored of that quickly. I longed for the days of the true GFE. (see GYE board for GYE comments)

The reason I am asking questions on the Peru board, is that I am am trying to see if Peru is different from ECU. Especially I am trying to see if normal (semi-pro & non-pro) Peruvian women are friendlier and apt to give up the Taco before the vacation clock runs out. My motto is "put out or run out"

My experience with normal chicas in ecu was on par with American women, except I dated and was jerked around by far younger and prettier women. I am not a bad-looking guy, reasonably fit and speak a passable spanish. However, I found the ecuadorean chica on the street to be not too friendly. With those I met online, I had to endure the same BS as here in the USA: "no shows" and "no blows". Hence, I am investigating other countries. Isn't that what this forum is all about? I thought of Brazil. But I don't speak the language. I heard that normal Argentinian women are rather cold and stuck up, so that has been ruled out.

I found ecu women to fall into two distinct categories: putas & prudes.

Putas: the cute 18-25yos are plentiful in the many chongos that are everywhere in SA. Finding a $7 bang is not a problem. I am sure it is the same in Peru as well.

Prudes: Normal ecuadorean women to be somewhat prudes taking many dates to bed. Many seem to have hectic schedules and little time for my favorite hobby.

THE QUESTION:

In terms of bedding non-pros only. Has any forum member been to both Ecu and Peru. And. Can this member tell me:

"are the chicas in Lima MUCH friendlier than in Ecu? Is it MUCH easier to meet and to bed normal Limenitas more quickly? "

Thank You in advance to the forum members for your responses.

Water Boy

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Polvo]

I'm so confused.....I am just going to take it on faith that if you guys already on the ground there are getting laid, maybe I will too.

DB

DB: You will have no problem!! Just bring a slide rule........

Suerte!

Polvo

[Dodger Bulldog]

Use logical symbols to rewrite these statements and determine if the argument is valid: If tacos can sing, then boobies can fly. If boobies can fly, then tacos can sing and asses can't play chess. Asses can play chess if and only if tacos can sing. Therefore, tacos can't sing.

Hmmm, where do I start ... f(x) = f((y-1)/2) = [ 2(y-1)/2 + 1] = [y] = y ...

I'm so confused.

I am just going to take it on faith that if you guys already on the ground there are getting laid, maybe I will too.

DB

[Gonzo]

Polvo, I believe that I speak for the many mongers on this board, in this season of sharing, expressing my deepest appreciation for the extreme personal sacrifices you have made to TOFTT. I sincerely hope you have not been scarred psychologically, emotionally (or physically!) by your excruciating ordeal.

But pray tell, oh noble traveller, which venues do you feel rate above a 5? What's your fave? And where the hell did you find sexo de doble digital en dos chochas?

...Some two weeks ago, at great personal sacrifice, I undertook significant testing of some of the higher and mid-tier clubs as many others here have adequately reported on some of the lower cost opportunities.
<snip>
Now call me well-heeled, but to have two Chicas, butt-naked, each with my digits in their approriate wet orifices, tousling my hair, pressing and rubbing my dick and everything else for 30 minutes. That's just fun. Que Rico!!!

[Polvo]

....Oh, and I revise. I don't get indigestion, I get heartburn. Ugh.

Tambien.

Polvo

[Polvo]

....Is it worth going to if I can walk over to TR? Is it worth going any night other than Sunday? And do you have an address?....And by privado do you mean they have rooms to do it in the place? That would be an advantage over TR to me. What's an average grand total there?.......

Doc:

I have edited the post and added a rating scale. The address is in parantheses - in the original post! A privado is an on-site room. Usually these have full length couches and are OK. At the moment I have only found beds as Suites de Barranco (one reason it is legally classified as a hotel).

On a Sunday total damage for a screw could be: S/.10 entrada, one beer for you (free) - drink for chica S/.40, privado S/.40, chica S/.200. Slightly less than $100 - so still not cheap.

Suerte!

Polvo

[Vaughnyb1]

Quote from Water Boy: (sorry guys, I don't know how to do the quote thing)

Peru is just more of a girlfriend experience than a bang-em & go experience. Different strokes for different folks.

I've been living here for six months and definiteely peru haas a nice mix of gfe's and semi-pros and of course pros. But by far this is the place for gfe's.

Vaughyb

[Doc Bill]

So Polvo are you saying that this place is significantly better then TR? Is it worth going to if I can walk over to TR? Is it worth going any night other than Sunday? And do you have an address?

And by privado do you mean they have rooms to do it in the place? That would be an advantage over TR to me. What's an average grand total there?

Inquiring minds need to know. Thanks!

[Polvo]

There are many, many night clubs in Lima. Some are good, many are terrible, and most are no better than a morass of mediocrity.

Some two weeks ago, at great personal sacrifice, I undertook significant testing of some of the higher and mid-tier clubs as many others here have adequately reported on some of the lower cost opportunities.

Unitl recently, for those on a late flight on a Sunday night, Tequila's was the main choice in town - with the approprite howls of protest from many people on this board. Now, however, Casanova ( Miguel Seminario 365) in San Isidro is trying to offer competition. They are holding a "disco" every Sunday night. Now when I went 14 days ago the Chicas in Casanova were no worse, and some better, than those in Tequila. So you have been warned.

Problems. No one was dancing when I arrived. There were 18 chicas in various stages of somnambulism (sleep walker's, for you gringo's). Some virtually comatose. However, there are some mitigating circumstances. Namely no customers!!

Entrada is S/.10. First beer is free! Each beer thereafter is S/.10. Every Chica drink is S/.40 - but watch for those bastards who try and slip a Red Bull into a Whisky or a Vodka - 'cos that Red Bull is another S/.40.

Private dances S/.20 per chica for the room for 30 minutes and $20 to the chica.

Privados are S/.40 on a Sunday instead of S/.150 (from Monday through Saturday). Oh, yeah bring name brand condoms or they will try and do you S/.10 for some latex!

Chicas in the privados are usually cien for an hour, but negotiation will get them down to S/.200. But if you are smart there is NO salida on a Sunday night, and take-out will usually get you longer.

Now call me well-heeled, but to have two Chicas, butt-naked, each with my digits in their approriate wet orifices, tousling my hair, pressing and rubbing my dick and everything else for 30 minutes. That's just fun. Que Rico!!!

Is it worth the prices on a normal weekday? No.

Quality scale (out of 10):
Chicas: 4.5 (Tequila 4.5)
Environment: 4.5 (Tequila 4)
Fun Quotient: 3.5 (Tequila 5)
Cost/Benefit: 3.5 (Tequila 4.5)

Suerte!

Polvo

[Polvo]

.....Can someone check my math?

A simple cash transaction is fast, takes minimal effort,and time (how do you price your time?). You could manage 28+ girlfriends in your 7 days. Why fuck around with coffee dates for some delusional GFE experience.

My $0.02.

Suerte!

Polvo