Lima

[XXL]

The difference is you can go to Troc in the middle of the afternoon and there will be plenty of taxis willing to take you there and back.

Cucardas being a evening/night spot, it's usually no problem to get there but you will have to take of of the two taxis - or the only one - waiting outside. Your bargaining position will then be weak and you will have to accept the proposed price. Taxis at night are a different crowd from daytime taxis, they tend often to be stoned and trickier to handle. Still, on the whole Lima is a paradise for going around.

[Suave Gato]

Continuing on with our Lima experience (good, bad & ugly) we made the obligatory trip to Tequilas and to my surprise there were more Men than Women, which was the total opposite of my prior experiences here. We had one or two drinks apiece and quickly made our selections for the night. Both girls agreed to TLN but the younger one asked to leave at 4am, being tired I allowed her to leave and went back to sleep. Not one of my best experiences other than they both allowed barebacking, one with a facial and the other CIM.

The next morning consisted of a jog to Barranco and back, followed by a few rounds of tennis at that club next to the lighthouse. We lunched at “La Tranquera” over on Pardo and had a really nice steak and a bottle of “Ocucaje” a Malbec-Cabernet Sauvignon.

If you like the “Maipo valley” wines this is mas y menos consistant and offers a very good value at about $6-7 in stores!

That night we had plans to take LB, Rosita and the twins out. As they were now legal we thought we would give them a taste of “Lima Nightlife”. Anyone who knows the twins from Café Z can appreciate how well they can clean up.

We started with cocktails and pequenos over at “Hauringa” which is currently very in. Being in our 50’s with twin 18 y/o hotties brought the usual variety of stares, which was uncomfortable for the girls as they had not warmed up to us as of yet. About 9:30 we headed over to Astrid & Gaston for an amazing dinner and were quite surprised when Gaston himself came by the table and bought us a round. I suspect it had more to do with our beautiful company than my hypnotic personality.

It was only around midnight that our true intentions were revealed as we made our way to the Majestic. I suspect that there are more than a few “craps players” amongst us and as such realize the value of populating a table with beautiful virgins. As is the “norm” for Peru nobody plays craps and tonight was no exception. Every table game and slot machine in the place was occupied but nary a person at the lone craps table.

The first sign of trouble arose upon entry as they would not let the twins in without “cedulas”. Undeterred, the three of us went in while the girls grabbed a cab home to get their ID’s.In the twenty or so minutes it took we had already dropped about $4,000.00 between us and our dreams were fading fast.

We laid out a couple of grand for the girls and the next half hour was agonizing as better than half the time the girls could not reach the back cushion or hit somebody in the head at the blackjack table a few feet away. By this time the twins had attracted a crowd two deep but we were yet to recoup any of our losses.

Around 1:30 as the dice came around for the second time “Lady Luck” shined on our Virgins and rewarded us handsomely until 4.00 am. In AC and Vegas we would have used markers, But what to do with $12,000.00 at 4:30 am in Lima when everyone in the Casino knows you scored and your friends car is parked 4-5 levels down in Larco Mar? While I went into the Marriott hotel to get a room LB and Bill colored up and then sat at Blackjack tables in the VIP section while the girls spread out amongst the slot machines. Once I had the room I went back down to play while we had the twins move the bulk of the chips upstairs. We then called Manuel (LB's driver) to pick up the girls at the hotel entrance while we continued to play. When they were safely away we cashed out our remaining chips went up to the room to crash for a few hours before making our escape.


Suave Gato

[Dick Rambone]

I have been two both and find Troc a bit safer. In troc you go in with taxi. What I do from Miraflores is take a micro from Angamos to Plaza Vea in Callao. From there it's only a 4 soles ride to Troc. My favorite there is Eva which gives outstanding service for 20 soles.

Dick

[Jaimito Cartero]

I don't think that Las Cucardas is unsafe in the least bit. Now, the Troc is a bit dodgy, but I've been to much worse places. Sometimes the taxi's don't want to get out of Miraflores, as fares are going to be a bit harder to get.

I had two or three taxi's try the same thing with me. I asked for the Troc, and they took me to Las Cucardas, and told me it was the same thing. Taxi drivers in Lima are not at the top of my Christmas list. In fact, I'd say they're in the bottom 10%.

[Lima Busy]

I'm also interested in the safety issue at Las Cucardas. As I mentioned, the taxista said that it wasn't safe. Obviously, he was playing me as he took me to Eclipse. But my safety is always a top priority. Should I have called him on his load of crap? I'd say this is important for future visitors who may get the same line of BS.

Never take a taxi from "pizza street" anywhere! Always have the street address of where you want to go.
Cucardas is fairly safe the surrounding area (at night) is not. Best bet is to hire a Taxista (ie.Manuel) to take you over and show you the ropes. I use Manuel but perhaps others here can contribute names of good taxista's. If personal safety is your concern then you should hire a trusted taxista or off-duty cop to accompany you. Basically S/25 hr. for car and driver and another 10 for the bodyguard. I believe having both are a little extreme for cucardas but it is your money & your safety.

[Suave Gato]

Flying Ace,
My friend and I really wanted to get over to your club our last trip down,I have heard it is a great place. Unfortunately it was a short trip and we felt we missed a lot. Of the clubs I visited (no taxi's involved) the cover charges ranged between S/20 to S/70, regardless I am sure everybody here appreciates you waiving your fee. Hopefully will meet you next trip!
Suave

[David6934]

I'm also interested in the safety issue at Las Cucardas. As I mentioned, the taxista said that it wasn't safe. Obviously, he was playing me as he took me to Eclipse. But my safety is always a top priority. Should I have called him on his load of crap? I'd say this is important for future visitors who may get the same line of BS.

[FlyingAce]

I realize that Madonna's not for everyone - but we are open 7 days a week from 8pm to 6am.

Some basic information about cabs in Lima - THEY GET A COMMISSION IF THEY BRING YOU TO A CLUB - and THEY SET THE PRICE.

The cab driver tells you it's 80 soles entrance (or 50 soles or whatever). The club normally makes 10 soles to cover the cost of the first drink (beer or rum and coke) and the taxista gets all the rest!

The clubs, including Madonna can't fight it (I can't get them all to agree against payment) because if you don't pay, you don't get the customers delivered to your door by the taxis - they'll go where they get paid.

The catch - if you ask to go to "Madonna" or wherever - the driver knows he can't claim an exorbitant entrance fee and will try to "insist" on another club where he believes you don't know the entrance fee and he can set the price.

At Madonna, the normal entry is 20 soles which includes the first drink (see above). If it's getting to be 4 to 5 in the morning, you can usually talk the doorman into a 10 soles entry. BUT if you tell them Francisco sent you - the entry is "gratis".

So, if you know where you're going, whether it be Madonna or anywhere else, tell the taxista where you want to go and expect a normal fee less than what the taxi driver might tell you. I don't know all the clubs entry fees, some may charge more when they see a "gringo" at the door, but if you negotiate you may be surprised by the drop in fee.

See you at Madonna Club... see our info in the "ads" area...

FlyingAce

[Polvo]

......I don't know if it was the beer, the water for brushing my teeth, the food, or what - but it blows.

It's Calle Pizza. Not the most hygenic eating spot or pick up point. BTW are you sure the taxista took you from there to Emmanuelle and not to Eclipse?

Polvo

[David6934]

And for all those interested - I have had diarrhea for the last 36 hours since returning to sex prison. I don't know if it was the beer, the water for brushing my teeth, the food, or what - but it blows.

[Polvo]

....Currently the best clubs for "model quality" talent are #1 Suites de Barranco,#2 Emmanualle and #3 Club 69. .....LB

The boys on the other board seem to be voting for Moonlight in #3 spot now, and what about Madonnas?

Polvo

[David6934]

I just got back from 5 days and 5 nights in Lima. And I wanted to share my experiences here since this is where I got a lot of the valuable information that I used when I was there. I'm going to share the good, the bad, and the ugly. I'll be honest. Which will probably lead to several people calling me a douchebag, but I want this to be helpful to others in the future and full honesty helps.

My general goal was to sow my royal oats before I got married. This meant. Bang some broads while in Lima, whether I had to pay for it or not. Knowing me and my shy disposition, this meant probably paying for most or all of it. Which was fine with me.

The first night (Wednesday), I got to my hotel around 11 pm. I went to Pizza Street. As I heard that was where the action was. Not true. Minimal girls. Mostly, it was aggressive hostesses trying to get me to eat at their restaurant. I found it relatively uncrowded. I did meet a Peruana and we went to a couple bars and communicated in my 2 year old like Spanish. We made out, but I realized it wasn't going to go any farther than that and rolled out.

I went to Tequila Rock at about 3 am. I brought back a girl named Romina for TLN for $70. She ended up giving a very good GFE including BBBJ. Her face was a 5, her body a 7. 5. She stayed until 7:30 am. I know some on this forum hate TR. But it was my first night, and I just wanted to go where I knew I could go. I was pleased with how it turned out.

On Thursday night, I wandered Pizza Street again looking for semi-pros as it was my understanding I'd be able to find some there. No luck. Relatively dead scene. On my way out, I let a taxi driver convince me to go to Emmanuelle. An FYI for the uninformed. Emmanuelle is basically a high end TR. The girls are generally extremely gorgeous. The downside is that it is 50 soles to get in, 130 soles per girl to take them out. And then it's usually $100 for 2 hours of their time. If you do the math, that's $160. But I felt like it was ridiculous. I went in, stayed a bit. But then left without a girl. I came back, trolled Pizza Street again. With nothing of interest. On my way back, I found three chicas on a corner, each asking for 100 soles for 2 hours. I brought back the youngest and most attractive of the three. Face. 7. 5, body. 8. She said she was 19 and her name was Jessie. I recommend everyone stay away from her. Unfortunately, I didn't do enough negotiating up front. We get back to the room and she wants the money up front. She says I can trust her. Like a moron, I looked at her innocent face and thought. Sure, I can trust her. We get going, and she is just going through the motions during a cbj and during sex. No noise. No nothing. She might as well have been dead. Then when I'm nearing completion, I think. Wait a minute, I need to make sure this is 2 hours and not one polvo. Sure enough, I ask her, and she says one polvo and another is 50 soles extra. I think about it and decide to let her go since the experience was not that great. Yes, I was a moron in this case. But even more moronic, I was counting my money a couple days later and found myself 200 soles short from what I should have had. I'm pretty sure this girl took it while I was in the bathroom. If you think I'm a moron now, wait until you see what I did the next day.

On Friday, I decided this was my day for Las Cucardas. It was about 6:30 pm. I tell two taxi drivers where I'm going and they say they won't take me. Strange, I thought. But who cares. I get a third taxi driver who says he'll take me there. This bastard says we're here, and we're in front of Eclipse (same concept as Emmanuelle with the same pricing). I tell him no, I want Las Cucardas like I asked for and he tells me it's too dangerous and I shouldn't go there. Like your typical non-confrontational American, I said fine and got out of the cab and went into Eclipse. The problem was that it was 7:30. Not only were they just setting up, no girls were there. I found this out after I paid a 20 soles entrada (he originally wanted 50. But when I told him no, he mysteriously came up with a 20 soles price). In I go, and there is nothing there. One girl comes out (with a promise of three more coming). They ask if I want to buy her a drink, and I say yes and get a second beer for myself (one was included with the entrada which I had already finished by the time she came out). It was basically a series of lapdances by a girl I wasn't that into. Then I get brought a bill, 42 soles for her drink, 20 for mine. I was instantly over this place. As a friend pointed out, I went to a place where I didn't want to go, paid to go to a place I didn't want to be and spent about 100 soles (including taxi). From there, I left and went back to Pizza Street hoping that on Friday night there would be more options.

There was very little happening on Pizza Street, so I sat down and had a beer. An absolutely gorgeous girl sits at a nearby table and starts up a conversation. Lo and behold, she wants money for sex. After a short conversation, we agree on 200 soles for 2 hours. She said she worked at Emmanuelle, which was believable. Face. 9, body. 9. This time, I did the negotiating up front and even mentioned my previous bad experience from the previous night. And she said she doesn't roll like that. Her name was Jackie, and it was probably the highlight of my trip despite the cbj.

On Saturday, I was out with some of my friends of mine from Lima until very late. Even by Lima standards. It's 5:30 am by the time I'm ready to go out looking for chicas. This is probably not the best time to go out looking. I meet a girl named Betty near the top of Pizza Street. She started at 120 soles for 2 hours, but I talked her down to 80 soles for unlimited polvos. With clothes on, face. 4. 5, body. 6. With clothes off, body drops to a 3. Cbj and sex. Ok, but nothing to write home about.

On Sunday night, my last night, I was with my friends until my very early, early flight. I wanted to get money from an ATM and get a threesome, but I wasn't able to get money in dollars or soles from an ATM with my Citibank credit card.

I have other semi-interesting information. Like getting a cell phone, where I stayed, purchase of Viagra, and purchase of other substances, but I won't include that unless requested.

I hope this will be helpful to people in the future. Overall, I had a great time. Despite some stupid decisions/situations.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Polvo]

......... From reading this site I guess my budget is higher than average especially coming from Europe with the way the dollar is......Is there anywhere in Lima that would show European Champions League Football next week?...Cheers and regards

Mr. Tee: You must be British. Didn't know they came from Europe!! :-)

If you are in Miraflores, "The Corner" sports bar on Larco / Juan Fanning probably will have the match.

Suerte!

Polvo

[Gruhmbards]

Is HIS instead of HER.

I didn`t check as I should.

I think I am one of the few people who still use the past tense to describe the future!! :-)

Polvo

[Maxisol]

POLVO (AND EVERYBODY IN THIS FORUM): Never... NEVER believe that the girls you find in that webpages (Nenas peru, etc.) are the same you gonna met. They are just deceiving you, that girls are just models, no prostitutes. It happened to me two times and I never called back that "agencies" again.

It's maybe some serious agencies around but is a minority. Ask always, and say that if they don't send the same girl you are not going to pay.

Maxisol

So, Saturday afternoon in Lima comes around and about 4:00pm you suddenly feel very horny. What’s a guy to do?? Well in the case of your normal, everyday, unbalanced stalker you reach into the digital river and pull out a hard-body that you have been fantasizing about for some time. Relax, the fact that you have developed a series of target folders is perfectly normal. At least you’re not a Korean.

Looking at the collected archives from NenasPeru there is a girl in there called “Nuria”. Now as everyone knows there is often some bait and switch (Yes, even with these independents!) and not to mention photo-shopping that goes on, so caution must be exercised. For instance, most “tattoos” are excised in case the family can recognize their beloved daughter’s ass being thrust at the camera! Good job they haven’t seen their beloved daughter’s ass being impaled!

You note from the description, that Nuria is 19, has a 36B chest and does normal (meaning no anal) sex, fantasies, lesbo and bachelor parties. Perfect. A bachelor party and sit down orgy for one please!! On Perutops she scores between 7 and 8 out of 10 per session. And they endorse her tits.

To add some spice to the chase you decide to attend her “private residence” which is somewhere around Ovalo Higuereta. Using the invaluable Perutops you even work out that she is near to Polvo Rosales (no relation), and a couple of streets over from Moonlight and Vo-dou.

Immediate actions – 100mg blue vitamin, synthetic, courtesy of a well known monger on this board. Thank you. (And it says if I have Priaprism - a persistent erection of the penis - for more than 4 hours I should see a doctor. Are they fucking joking?? Line up the Chicas!!)

Next, contact Nuria. Stilted conversation ensues, the thrust of which is “I need two hours at S/.250 please, and can you be greased up and ready in an hour??” She replies in the affirmative and asks that you to wait next to the Collegio de Concepcion. (What??? I don't need instructions, I’m an expert!) 30 minutes later into taxi and do a 25 minute reconnaissance to check for IED’s and other bastards. All clear. Not a great area for a gringo, but I am so ugly people usually feel sorry for me rather than cause trouble. From the directions it becomes possible to work out that the windows of the 6th floor of the building opposite the Collegio houses the chica and that by doing this she can check you out as well. The agreement was that I was to call when in the area and she would give me the precise address. Sorry, luv, already got it!

Call is made. Instructions given. Infiltration starts. Big fuck-off iron door. Press bell. Buzzed in. Internal courtyard type of buildings. Got to make it to 6th floor. Elevator very small. Don’t like containment in strange areas. Use stairs, rapidly. Fuck, is it really only six floors? Why am I panting? No lights upstairs. No numbers on the doors. Ah yes, there they are by the doorbell. Small – do they do them in Braille??? Locate apartment. Big fuck-off iron gate. Ring bell. Door opens a crack, one eye peaks round. Challenge. Response - “Hello, I am here for a fuck.” That appears to be the correct answer so entry is granted. Into apartment. Smells like Heinz Baked Beans on toast have recently been cooked, awful. Almost as bad as borscht. Television on. Full volume. What is it about Peruvians that there are only two selections – off and full bore??? Bizarre black hessian sheet blocking off the view to the lounge. Nuria embraces me.

Strange. Tits don’t feel like the thrusters they should be based on the photo. We go to the back bedroom. Telly is still on and some chica is laughing at some dumb-ass comedy involving silly voices. No ceremony, ropas off. Strange. Body does not look like the one in the photo. Pull out printouts of photo and discuss with Nuria. “Ah, she explains, they are old pictures”. “What,” I respond, “like in a galaxy far, far away, a long-time ago?” Somehow this didn’t translate well, and she looks a bit pissed off. Now, despite the chemical enhancement, the total discomfort of not being on unknown territory, a stranger (or strangers) next door, the thought of being compromised bare-assed has a marked effect on little Polvo. He appears reluctant to join the party. Nuria notices this and, fair play, she does her best to rekindle enthusiasm. First some poses – hmmm, those tits are definitely not the thrusters from the web site (see photo copied from escort website*). She fondles, she rubs, and then she starts to lick me all over. It felt pleasant when she was doing that to little Polvo, but then she starts licking my forehead, my nose and inside my ears. Strange, her tongue feels like a cats – slightly abrasive. She licks my lips. No DFK. She licks my lips. Then I find out who was eating the fucking Heinz Baked Beans. It smells awful. It’s on her breath, it’s on her tongue, and now she has carefully transferred the cloying smell all over my face, neck and dick! I hate Baked Beans. That’s it – little Polvo runs for the hills. No amount of coaxing or cajoling makes him an upright citizen again. OK – settle for a grope, a play, a sniff of pussy and off. Sorry luv, not your fault, so I stick to my bargain. Exit and head for the hills for an evening of worry! Got my confidence back Sunday morning. Thank Christ!

The moral? Not here, I must have lost those with my principles. It is a far, far better thing to be able to see and select your target visually first and in person. Realize that some people (like myself, I now have to admit) have got to have some form of chemistry even just horny attraction, because wam-bam won't cut it. Find out if you are one of those. Photos and chica’s lie like a beach. And avoid Heinz Baked Beans as much as you would John Kerry’s wife.

Suerte!

Polvo

Jackson might delete the photo. If so, I apologise to Jackson (and to the readers). I rarely post pictures and I felt there was some abiguity in the guidelines!