Paramaribo

[LittleTruths]

Greetings everybody,

Asa far I have seen the club Diamond no longer is the best spot in town to buy some punani at. The club is actually as good as dead, or better said, the only thing that keeps it from actually being dead is death. No fun to be had in Diamond anymore, however, the same owner has moved for a while the action towards club Condor where it has been at until two weeks ago. Condor has now mutated into a regular club, and while Diamond prolonges its agony the new spot in town has come in full effect; club LaPinha; don't remember what the street name is but you don't even need it as everybody knows where it is.

LaPinha is also owned and managed by the same people.

The structure is a large, hotel-like villa recently built at the end of a residential street out of the city centre.

Ground floor has an open area with swimming pool and pooltables, plus a fairly large indoor area with disco, bar and a small stage.

Talent on the spot is split equally between colombianas, jamaicans and the never-diing brazilians.

Mostly 5's and 6's with many 7's and a few 8's or borderline 9's. No absolute tens.

There is a slight tendency of the girls to try and scrounge drinks, so be prepared. It doesn't get to the point where it becomes fastidious but most probably you will decide when it's time to say no and act accordingly or else it can get out of control.

Service is generally good to very good, no matter to which of the three groups the provider belongs to.

Price structure is the same as Diamond; 200 SRD for half an hour. 400 for the hour.

The take away has been touched tho, and it now amounts to about 250 USD if I'm not mistaking and it can last a maximum of four hours.

The place is clean, secure and well managed.

Take an eye on the drinks bill tho as they can try and overcharge sometimes.

General service from the bar is also good.

The place runs a day shift wich I'm not sure abouit and a night shift that starts at 10 o'clock pm and goes untill 4 or 5 in the morning.

Lots of fun to be had spending nights in there but it gets stale easily as the overalll number of girls is not that high, I'd say about 40 or so, and I have seen no turnover during the ten days that I have spent there.

The once-popular late-night pick up spot El Molina is also on its way to the sunset it seems.

I have heard the management had been acting rude with the girls driving them away and with them the punters. Hadn't been there tho.

Last note, street prostitution seems to be picking up tho, and quite some stunners can be found driving around after sunset. Locals, and mostly at least a bit on the "ghetto" side of appearence but nice stuff too. Can't pinpoint any definite spot for the street pick up tho, just drive around if that's what you're looking for and eventually you will find something.

All the best.

LT

[Dutchie525]

Can someone please tell me the price of a TLN at Lavida?

There is no TLN possible at La Vida. But the girls are all free lancers, so take the girl to your room for TLN and discuss a price beforehand.

[Alan]

Excelente is a nice spot not far outside of Paramaribo. There is a special room for light BDSM if you're into that stuff. All for 250. Tried for anal with the thin Asian but she only allowed a finger job.

[CA1111]

Went to Tops recently. Its about a 30 SRD taxi (15 min) from main hotels downtown. Well marked. Bar is decent but small. Didn't see a theatre? Rooms are nicer than Diamonds. Went late so only one girl. Surinamese. She seemed friendly but not that attractive. 5/10. 185 SRD for hour. Took a pass. Owner says normally a lot of girls (8-9) but they had left early due to end of weekend. Go in afternoon. I can't say nyjting bad about the place but the report below seems a bit overly favourable / zealous (schillish?).

I went to Diamonds just after it opend at 10pm. Close to the-t hotels. Very close to Hilton and Mariott! Range of girls. Mostly Brazalians and a few DR's. At least 20 girls. There were 3-4 in the 8-9 range. Several in mid range and many in low range. 200 SRD for hh, and double for full hour. Had a beatiful DR girl. Early 20's, thin, long hair, friendly, man-mades, very nice legs and ass. Great smile. Non-rushed and great sex. She acted like see was totally into it, or very good fake (LOL). LFK. All safe. As good as it gets in most places. Taxi driver says nice Suriname girls at Excellente but about a 20 min cab ride from the-t. Manilla sounds a bit like Diamonds.

BerryBlacker,

Can you give a number or more info on this? It looks like a car wash or something. I can't believe that there is a full size theater in that small house, but maybe I missed something. Also, I was there in front on a Sunday afternoon and there was a grill on the door and it looked closed.

[Alan]

Condor is comfortable with grade 7-9 chicas, mainly colombianas. 250 SRD a pop. Aircon in the rooms. Anal is not available. I think that the price is too high without anal probing.

[Arainmain]

I remember Routard story falling in love with a brasilera years ago (at diamonds?) , it happens to me last month. 3 to 4 times a week in Manila Inn, repeated intense moment of lust and illusional love, aaaa gostoso suadades amore.

After much melancholia and brokenhearted I finally discovered the antidote:

A brasilera chase another.

[Tomasb]

Great post. Not the end of the earth but you can damn well see it from there.

Yep, indeed Diamond seems to be the best available option in the whole galldarn country. It

Really is nothing worth writing a postcard for, but still not bad. One sat night a few weeks ago they had a local live band playing and the music was good, raggae vibes. It was alright. I've heard the band is a very well known over there.

The girls, loads of Brazilians plus some DR and Guyane mixed in the bunch. I'd say about 30 gals in there, maybe 40, half of which very uninteresting or even downright horrible, then a bunch of okay ones and 3 or 4 real lookers in the 8-9 range. The whole transaction for consuming on the spot is carried out in a very legit-fashioned way. The spot is quite clean, many girls actually live in the same rooms where they work. I have heard the girls get tested for stds every week or other week in order to be allowed to work there, and this was from a taxi driver who drives them to the lab to get their bloodworks done. I mean, it feels comfy to think of it. Not that I would want to try and fuck any of those nasty ass piranhas without a rubber on anyways, but good to know.

The only other place worth a visit is El Molina, in the after hours, when all the pussy clubs are dead WGs and punters with extra nuts to bust or that haven't found that night's love of their life all seem to pass trough El Molina. Upstairs, of course, because at that time the main club at the street level is shut down. Honestly I have seen a far better selection of h0es in Molina than anywhere else. It is, obviously, due to the nature of the situation, very much hit or miss. But I have seen good quality of meat and prices being open up to negotiation.

Don't bother making your way to Perola. It is one big, run down, nasty ass estabilishment which includes one or two bars, a restaurant, hotel, fuck rooms and god knows what else. This one feels like being in Brazil itself, the place is totally full of Brazilians, mostly well past their prime, ugly, fat and old nasty h0es. Been there and didn't even bother finishing my beer (which would have taken me anywhere between 8 and 11 seconds BTW).

Normal clubs, the main thing or rather the only thing, besides pussy clubs) on sat night seemed to be Sasazou. A discoteque of first world standards, packed with locals and tourists, sadly on the only one night I've been there the ratio sausages / mossels was of about 5 to 1, so you can bet I only had one drink, cruised the place and left straight away. Never to return any more.

Ate Roti every freaking day of my stay there. Not a fan of indian-style food but I've found the Roti interesting. The best ones in town are served at any of the Roopram estabilishments.

Interesting, in the amusing way I mean, was the local lenguage, which is basically one dirty patois. The real gem to behold seems to be "I ma'mpa-mpa" which is the equivalent of the africaans "uw ma's-a-pos" and basically means that your mum is a. And no, they don't take it easily as a joke so you better not try to put it down out of context unless you're looking for some twisted fun.

The whole place is very safe. Paramaribo I mean, which BTW is the only thing to talk about in the whole country. Suriname is basically Parbo and the jungle around it, with its dengue-and-malaria-carrying mosquitos, its piranha (intended both as humans and fishs) , its candirus and crocodiles and dirt roads going trough the jungle, the indians living in the jungle, the blacks. I have been to this village, Afobakka, that is the last dim light of "civilization" that Brazilian gold-digger know before recommending their sould to the good lord and cross the lake into the jungle to the mines. Had I just woken up in Afobakka I would have sweared I was in Africa. Let's say Zimbabwe, or DRC. And yes, I mean the rural areas! It is one fokkall little village forgotten by god, inhabitated by blacks living in wooden huts, and the red soil dust covers just about everything.

Strange country indeed. But oh well.

Bless

[Arainmain]

Hi there.

Any recommendations for a centrally located short term apartment rental in PMB?

For 4/5 weeks.

Of course GF, discreet, fully furnished including internet and cable.

Thanks.

Rain Man

[Resida 3]

Can someone please tell me the price of a TLN at Lavida?

[Travel Fool]

BerryBlacker,

Can you give a number or more info on this? It looks like a car wash or something. I can't believe that there is a full size theater in that small house, but maybe I missed something. Also, I was there in front on a Sunday afternoon and there was a grill on the door and it looked closed.

Visited the big clubs but couldn't really enjoy it. A lot of people are just hanging arround and drink. It's fun for a few times but get's louzy.

Especially Diamond and Manilla. Crappy service, crowded, loud bad music. In Diamond a girl was on her period, found that out the hard way.

And in Manilla the girl decided to take a smelly shit first.

I heard that the Brasil girls travel through the jungle to Paramaribo. Where they mainly service the goldminers, before visiting the city.

Very bad hygiene and a higher risk of std's.

So I started to search for some better places. I found a lot, some where nice but some where really fucked up.

One of the nicest places is Tops Massage Parlor on the Kwattaweg 474. It's a 10 min. Drive from the city centre.

First time was during lunch time there where 9 girls a few where in their room and some in the bar / lounge area.

You find here not only the Brasil babes but also the real hot young surinam ladys. The hot indo type and the indian / hindu girls.

This seems a more professional operated club, compared to the massage salons located in normal houses.

Some don't even have a bar or even AIRCO.

The bar is a meeting area girls drink, dance and chat. In the lounge there's a big screen movie theater. There's also a hallway with window girls like Amsterdams RLD.

Really cool and fully airco. Most girls give you a GFE. There is no rush, but everything is possible. Met Melissa (indo mix type) hanging on the bar got to talk and drink with her.

Real nice good figure, so I decided to go to her room. Got undressed, orderd some more drinks and starting to kiss her.

After 10min. Her sister accidently came in to grab something couldn't find it and got upset.

I comforted her by holding her back with a stiffy the sisters started kissing, fingering and it was on.

The best experience I had in Surinam. Anal, pussy licking, sucking,

My cock was on the right place at the right time. Real dick hungry sisters. And I couldn't hold it, I was to horny. Good thing the drinks where ready so time for a small break.

After two hours I was finished and went back to the bar and enjoyed some nice bbq appetizers and drinks.

Real good service you must pay a visit.

24h open the adres is Kwattaweg 747 Paramaribo no need to call first free entrance a girl normally charges 175 srd for one hour full service.

[Illini333]

I'm taking a trip to Suriname and will be in Paramaribo. I'm looking for girls from Suriname. How are the normal clubs in Suriname? Is it hard to meet regular girls there? Are there a lot of pro clubs with only Suriname girls? I heard girls from Suriname are beautiful am not really interested in Brazilian pros. Thanks

[BerryBlacker]

Visited the big clubs but couldn't really enjoy it. A lot of people are just hanging arround and drink. It's fun for a few times but get's louzy.

Especially Diamond and Manilla. Crappy service, crowded, loud bad music. In Diamond a girl was on her period, found that out the hard way.

And in Manilla the girl decided to take a smelly shit first.

I heard that the Brasil girls travel through the jungle to Paramaribo. Where they mainly service the goldminers, before visiting the city.

Very bad hygiene and a higher risk of std's.

So I started to search for some better places. I found a lot, some where nice but some where really fucked up.

One of the nicest places is Tops Massage Parlor on the Kwattaweg 474. It's a 10 min. Drive from the city centre.

First time was during lunch time there where 9 girls a few where in their room and some in the bar / lounge area.

You find here not only the Brasil babes but also the real hot young surinam ladys. The hot indo type and the indian / hindu girls.

This seems a more professional operated club, compared to the massage salons located in normal houses.

Some don't even have a bar or even AIRCO.

The bar is a meeting area girls drink, dance and chat. In the lounge there's a big screen movie theater. There's also a hallway with window girls like Amsterdams RLD.

Really cool and fully airco. Most girls give you a GFE. There is no rush, but everything is possible. Met Melissa (indo mix type) hanging on the bar got to talk and drink with her.

Real nice good figure, so I decided to go to her room. Got undressed, orderd some more drinks and starting to kiss her.

After 10min. Her sister accidently came in to grab something couldn't find it and got upset.

I comforted her by holding her back with a stiffy the sisters started kissing, fingering and it was on.

The best experience I had in Surinam. Anal, pussy licking, sucking,

My cock was on the right place at the right time. Real dick hungry sisters. And I couldn't hold it, I was to horny. Good thing the drinks where ready so time for a small break.

After two hours I was finished and went back to the bar and enjoyed some nice bbq appetizers and drinks.

Real good service you must pay a visit.

24h open the adres is Kwattaweg 747 Paramaribo no need to call first free entrance a girl normally charges 175 srd for one hour full service.

[Prodiver]

It's time for another post.

Things have somewhat changed lately.

And apparently have changed again.

Manilla on the other hand has kept their prices at 150 srd and the girls and service has greatly been increased.

The best experience there has been with a Brazilian girl called Tanya. She's sexy as hell and the action is amazing (really mindblowing).

According to the bartender, Tanya has left. The selection there (around midnight. 12:30 Wed / Thu) was mostly Dominican with some Brazilian. Almost all non-English speaking and mostly in the 3-5 range. A couple of 8s was the best there was and they were both poor attitude. There was no local (Suranamese) talent to be had.

The massage salons have been disappointing: very few girls with not really outstanding service.

So Manilla is the place to be right now.

Maybe when you posted this, or, maybe it's a YMMV situation, but, my experience was the exact opposite. I found a smaller selection (both in number and size of the girls) at Salon Excellenté and had a great time with a local spinner who said to call her Melanie. 180 SRD + extras and tip ($20 US). Looks 8. 5+, Attitude 8. 75 (generally good attitude, but, didn't seem to want to enjoy herself in the process which is a detractor for me) , and service 9+

[Dwight W]

It's time for another post.

Things have somewhat changed lately.

Diamonds has increased their price to 200 srd, while the quality (girls and service) hasn't.

Manilla on the other hand has kept their prices at 150 srd and the girls and service has greatly been increased.

The best experience there has been with a Brazilian girl called Tanya. She's sexy as hell and the action is amazing (really mindblowing).

The massage salons have been disappointing: very few girls with not really outstanding service.

So Manilla is the place to be right now.

[LittleTruths]

Yep, indeed Diamond seems to be the best available option in the whole galldarn country. It really is nothing worth writing a postcard for, but still not bad. One sat night a few weeks ago they had a local live band playing and the music was good, raggae vibes. It was alright. I've heard the band is a very well known over there.

The girls, loads of Brazilians plus some DR and Guyane mixed in the bunch. I'd say about 30 gals in there, maybe 40, half of which very uninteresting or even downright horrible, then a bunch of okay ones and 3 or 4 real lookers in the 8-9 range. The whole transaction for consuming on the spot is carried out in a very legit-fashioned way. The spot is quite clean, many girls actually live in the same rooms where they work. I have heard the girls get tested for stds every week or other week in order to be allowed to work there, and this was from a taxi driver who drives them to the lab to get their bloodworks done. I mean, it feels comfy to think of it. Not that I would want to try and fuck any of those nasty ass piranhas without a rubber on anyways, but good to know.

The only other place worth a visit is El Molina, in the after hours, when all the pussy clubs are dead WGs and punters with extra nuts to bust or that haven't found that night's love of their life all seem to pass trough El Molina. Upstairs, of course, because at that time the main club at the street level is shut down. Honestly I have seen a far better selection of h0es in Molina than anywhere else. It is, obviously, due to the nature of the situation, very much hit or miss. But I have seen good quality of meat and prices being open up to negotiation.

Don't bother making your way to Perola. It is one big, run down, nasty ass estabilishment which includes one or two bars, a restaurant, hotel, fuck rooms and god knows what else. This one feels like being in Brazil itself, the place is totally full of Brazilians, mostly well past their prime, ugly, fat and old nasty h0es. Been there and didn't even bother finishing my beer (which would have taken me anywhere between 8 and 11 seconds BTW).

Normal clubs, the main thing or rather the only thing, besides pussy clubs) on sat night seemed to be Sasazou. A discoteque of first world standards, packed with locals and tourists, sadly on the only one night I've been there the ratio sausages / mossels was of about 5 to 1, so you can bet I only had one drink, cruised the place and left straight away. Never to return any more.

Ate Roti every freaking day of my stay there. Not a fan of indian-style food but I've found the Roti interesting. The best ones in town are served at any of the Roopram estabilishments.

Interesting, in the amusing way I mean, was the local lenguage, which is basically one dirty patois. The real gem to behold seems to be "I ma'mpa-mpa" which is the equivalent of the africaans "uw ma's-a-pos" and basically means that your mum is a ****. . . And no, they don't take it easily as a joke so you better not try to put it down out of context unless you're looking for some twisted fun.

The whole place is very safe. Paramaribo I mean, which BTW is the only thing to talk about in the whole country. Suriname is basically Parbo and the jungle around it, with its dengue-and-malaria-carrying mosquitos, its piranha (intended both as humans and fishs) , its candirus and crocodiles and dirt roads going trough the jungle, the indians living in the jungle, the blacks. I have been to this village, Afobakka, that is the last dim light of "civilization" that Brazilian gold-digger know before recommending their sould to the good lord and cross the lake into the jungle to the mines. Had I just woken up in Afobakka I would have sweared I was in Africa. Let's say Zimbabwe, or DRC. And yes, I mean the rural areas! It is one fokkall little village forgotten by god, inhabitated by blacks living in wooden huts, and the red soil dust covers just about everything.

Strange country indeed. But oh well.

Bless