Montevideo

[Kater100]

In the past, I went to Montevideo without directly looking for a pro. Nevertheless, since I am a Spanish speaker, I discovered that it was really easy to get in touch with local women. Uruguayan women are not spoiled like Colombian women. Uruguayan women will not snob you. Thus, I think that Uruguayan women are underrated.

I would encourage you to contact women on seeking.com. There are some sugar babies who would agree about a deal.

It is quite strange that nobody talk about pros or semi pros in nightclubs. In Latina America, you can candidly speak about sex against money without being judged. For sure, when there is a way to talk about it. The keyword is "un regalo de dinero" , a money gift.

I am convinced that it is also possible to find a deal with a local woman in a nightclub of Montevideo.

So, here is the list of nightclubs of Montevideo:

https://www.google.fr/maps/search/discoteca+montevideo / at -34.9052176,-56.2181278,14 z / data=!3 m1!4 b1.

For sure, Montevideo is not the place for men who look for street hookers. But come on, in Latin America, street hookers are in dogy areas. There are often ugly and it is not cool.

Nice report.

As you have noticed. The problem in Montevideo is the level of English. When I was there, mostly only people from Venezuela spoke English. The rest usually didn't.

[Henri Dufresne]

In the past, I went to Montevideo without directly looking for a pro. Nevertheless, since I am a Spanish speaker, I discovered that it was really easy to get in touch with local women. Uruguayan women are not spoiled like Colombian women. Uruguayan women will not snob you. Thus, I think that Uruguayan women are underrated.

I would encourage you to contact women on seeking.com. There are some sugar babies who would agree about a deal.

It is quite strange that nobody talk about pros or semi pros in nightclubs. In Latina America, you can candidly speak about sex against money without being judged. For sure, when there is a way to talk about it. The keyword is "un regalo de dinero" , a money gift.

I am convinced that it is also possible to find a deal with a local woman in a nightclub of Montevideo.

So, here is the list of nightclubs of Montevideo:

https://www.google.fr/maps/search/discoteca+montevideo / at -34.9052176,-56.2181278,14 z / data=!3 m1!4 b1.

For sure, Montevideo is not the place for men who look for street hookers. But come on, in Latin America, street hookers are in dogy areas. There are often ugly and it is not cool.

[PirateMorgan]

Neither. Nobody is getting into either. What guys are talking about here is nonsense. Period.

[World Travel 69]

This may help.

https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?hl=en&mid=1uN-U4W3isKxLesz0-NvfJHpQHeE&ll=-34.88551739079643%2C-56.181514903006175&z=14

[World Travel 69]

Yes Buenos Aires was always better than Montevideo, but two main things.

First, The country is on Lock-down because of the Virus. https://secretsofbuenosaires.com/arg...ourism-resume/.

Second, a few years ago the government closed all places for sex.

There are Only online and a few street chicas if you can find them.

I made many maps of the places but, are useless now.

I have one week holiday to spend soon. I'm considering Montevideo or Buenos Aires. Never been in those 2 places.

As I don't speak very much Spanish, my goal is to invite escorts directly in my hotel.

What do you guys consider a better destination? Variety of choices, reliability?

[Tomasb]

Agreed. There is absolutely no reason to go to Montevideo when you can choose BA.

BA has Montevideo beat by a score of like 1,000 to 1. It is not even close, not in the same ballpark nor the same universe. BA is down from its heyday but still is way, way, way better than MV.

[Quagmire1974]

I have one week holiday to spend soon. I'm considering Montevideo or Buenos Aires. Never been in those 2 places.

Unless you have family in Uruguay, or are a pilot, or are a seaman working on a ship, you're not getting in:

https://www.kayak.com/travel-restrictions#uruguay

You'll have a better chance getting into Argentina if you're a tourist trying to visit from a neighboring country:

https://www.kayak.com/travel-restrictions#argentina

[Elvis 2008]

I have one week holiday to spend soon. I'm considering Montevideo or Buenos Aires. Never been in those 2 places.

As I don't speak very much Spanish, my goal is to invite escorts directly in my hotel.

What do you guys consider a better destination? Variety of choices, reliability?

BA has Montevideo beat by a score of like 1,000 to 1. It is not even close, not in the same ballpark nor the same universe. BA is down from its heyday but still is way, way, way better than MV.

[Khondjii]

I have one week holiday to spend soon. I'm considering Montevideo or Buenos Aires. Never been in those 2 places.

As I don't speak very much Spanish, my goal is to invite escorts directly in my hotel.

What do you guys consider a better destination? Variety of choices, reliability?

[Frankfurt]

Surfer500 thanks for the excellent report with on-the-ground reporting with addresses, casa names and prices. This is the kind of information that makes this forum useful for others.

So only being in town for three days, and with today being my only free day before departing to BA, I decided to visit some of the "brothels" or "casa's" or whatever they call them here. The first one I visited was Divas Sex Club on Yaguaron 1414.

So I notice very few reports over the past several months for this City, and suspect there are some great brothels here with reasonable pricing if you have the time to explore them. As usual it's always going to be hit or miss at these places depending on the girls attitude, etc. I also suspect there might be an okay SW scene here and wish I had more time to explore it.

[Surfer500]

So only being in town for three days, and with today being my only free day before departing to BA, I decided to visit some of the "brothels" or "casa's" or whatever they call them here. The first one I visited was Divas Sex Club on Yaguaron 1414. I rang the bell and a lady answered and let me in. I asked how much they charged, and then the lady went and got another girl who could better understand my Spanish. After talking with her she said wait a minute, and went into another room and came back a few minutes later and told me that foreigners get charged 1,200 Pesos for thirty minutes which included oral and penetration with no extras. I decided to pass on this establishment figuring I would probably be paying double the going rate so headed next to Sensaciones located at Tacuarembo 1520 at Colonia and Mercedes. I walked in and was greeted by the Madam and was asked if I knew the pricing and I said no. She gave me the pricing which was 650 Pesos for half an hour including no extras and she then asked if I wanted to see the girls and said okay and at this point she didn't know I was a foreigner as I can pass as a Uruguayan, and had only uttered two words being no and yes in Spanish. Wow, what a parade of girls at 12 PM in the day. Each one came in, introduced themselves and gave me a kiss on the check. There was a total of twelve girls with no obese or ugly ones ranging from about 5 to 7's. So I made my choice, one of the thinner ones and we went to the room. The covered BJ was excellent, but afterwards she insisted on banging her in doggie. So what the hell, okay, and then I had her get on the edge of the bed, I laid some pillows down and had her lay down and it was starting to feel pretty good and I grabbed her ankles and so I could better penetrate her and then she informs me that this isn't a "basic" position, implying it would be an extra versus her just being on all fours. I decided not to fight it as this point so banged her on all fours versus angling into her, but couldn't finish. The room was hot as hell and it was noisy outside and I was trying to concentrate so I just ended the session, paid the girl the 650 Pesos and left. I wasn't mad at the girl and she was pleasant enough but you know how it goes sometimes. Anyways, at this point I decided to go to another place called Baires located at Marcelino Sosa 2213. I was greeted by the Madam and told her it was my first time there and she said it was 430 Pesos for half an hour with no extras, and if you wanted to touch the girl, etc. It was 520 Pesos and asked if I wanted to see the line-up. I was shown six girls and the line up wasn't as nice as Sensaciones but there was one pretty thin one I chose. A much better experience with this one, affectionate and after blowing me and getting me hard she says okay how do you want to start and I say hop on board so she gets on top and had some pretty good moves. After a while she says would like to try another position so we go too doggy and instead of having her get on the side of the bed I lay her down with pillows under her ass and gently go to town on her until I finished.

So I notice very few reports over the past several months for this City, and suspect there are some great brothels here with reasonable pricing if you have the time to explore them. As usual it's always going to be hit or miss at these places depending on the girls attitude, etc. I also suspect there might be an okay SW scene here and wish I had more time to explore it.

[Chichilele]

Hello FRobertson, and thanks for share this site https://guruguay.com I've been 2 months ago in Montevideo and I would have liked to have this guide! Anyway for the next time! I'm from Santiago and I'm new here!

For the people who are going to visit Montevideo, I strongly recommend this website https://www.yirantas.com/escorts/montevideo..

Pay attention to the review's profiles! Thanks!

[VasyaPetya]

I'll pitch in my 2 cents here. While I have never mongered in Uruguay, I have lived there on and off for almost a year. Women in Montevideo and most of Uruguay are generally just average looking, nothing to write home about whatsoever. While there are some hotties walking around, its nothing compared to most other countries I've been to. However, if you do end up in north Uruguay in the city of Salto, the selection is a lot better. Prostitution is completely legal in Uruguay and a woman can even get a licensed card and collect pension from the state upon retirement (so I was told by Uruguayans). Anyway, you can find some street walkers in many parts of town, but especially in neighborhoods of Carrasco and Punta Gorda (richer parts) along side the Rambla. You'll see them standing there in the corners. Not many, usually one or two that's it, but some that I have seen were actually pretty doable. Not sure of the prices. As Frankfurt mentioned in his report, the prices seem very reasonable from his experience, however as I mentioned I can't comment on that since I have never paid for a girl there. The city of Montevideo is generally pretty safe. I have always felt safe there even walking late at night. Much safer than I ever felt living in Brooklyn or downtown L. A. If you do end up in MVD and want some good steaks and authentic Uruguayan food I can recommend you a few places such as El Fogon, La Casa Violeta, and La Perdiz. All very good eating, on the expensive side (from a Uruguayan perspective), but very affordable compared to same service / food quality in the states.

[Frankfurt]

Why go to Montevideo?

So it could be that I picked 2 disappointing apples, or that the girls in Uruguay are generally disappointing.

Conclusion: it was a nice trip to see another country. But not a good mongering destination. https://guruguay.com/.

Excellent and much needed report FRobertson, thanks! This is why I love this forum for getting real on the ground reporting. You may have had two bad apples but on the positive side you got to see a new place and enjoyed Colonia. It'd be great if you can identify the bad apples so we can avoid them when it is our turn to be in MVD.

Frankfurt.

[Stykler]

Why go to Montevideo?

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Conclusion: it was a nice trip to see another country. But not a good mongering destination.

Would I return to Montevideo: on my own, probably not. The whole place reminds me of the Fallout universe.

What a great report. Well worth reading. Thanks!