Montevideo

[Loso69]

cama matrimonial

when my alarm rang after just 4 hours of sleep, i dozed off again. i was lucky not to miss my flight! the road from montevideo airport into town was long & twisting. when the cab driver produced a chart to convert the meter value into pesos, i thought he was ripping me off. after an enervating journey, i was looking forward to settling into my comfortable room at the balmoral plaza.

i’d made reservations through hotel-rates.com. even though i specifically requested a “double bed / cama matrimonial”, the hotel received a reservation for an “executive twin”. fucking morons! no rooms with a double bed were available, so the receptionist tore up my reservation as i walked out angrily.

there were plenty of other hotels in the area, so i figured i could easily secure alternative accommodation. i wasn’t aware of the long holiday weekend in neighboring argentina, though. all the hotels were fully booked... except for twin rooms.

when i enquired at the crystal palace hotel, they had one double room available... the presidential suite. it was only available for one night, as newlyweds would be spending their wedding night there tomorrow. when i was quoted a favorable rate, i decided to have a peek...

the presidential suite occupied an entire floor. i imagined myself fucking on the plush sofas, in the jacuzzi and on the double bed. i checked in!

escorts

belen

belen was top of my list of escorts in montevideo. she doesn’t come cheap, but is supposed to provide great service. alas, i got her answer phone...

http://www.belen.urusexy.net

rubi e vicky

when i called rubi & vicky, who no longer advertize their services on ururelax, a guy picked up the phone and i heard girls giggling in the background. guess they were busy...

sublime escorts

sublime escorts could send a pyt to my room. for 2500 uyu! when i enquired about services, i was told that none of the girls gave bbbjs. agency policy! fuck that!

all the other girls i called had their phone switched off on a friday night. i gave up on escorts and ventured into town...

bicos

bicos had been recommended, so i made it my first stop of the night. i wasn’t exactly impressed. there were only a handful of girls. they were old, fat & ugly. sharon was the only exception. she was young & pretty... but still fat.

when i was half way through my beer, i was ready to leave. the owner picked up my beer, started drinking from it... and gave me a fresh bottle. he promised that more girls would be coming in later & that they would have a show. he was lying on both counts.

bicos is a grubby little place. the owner’s a drunk. when he burnt my shirt with his cigarette, i’d had enough

pykaros

anna

pykaros is an upscale place, with a large selection of girls, including a few beauties. i couldn’t keep my eyes off a hot platinum blonde with a curvaceous body and pretty green eyes. when i bought anna a drink, we spent plenty of time flirting and kissing, even though she was shy and extremely ticklish. she would only agree to a cbj at first, but caved in. her price remained a stumbling block, though. she wanted 100 usd for an hour or 300 usd for the night. she later dropped her price to 200 usd, but insisted on leaving at 5 am. anna looked the part, but wasn’t the kind of girl who would set my presidential suite on fire. i passed.

btw, paula told me that anna doesn’t get taken out very often. she’s too greedy!

paula

after failing to strike a deal with anna, the pretty birds had flown. i figured the president would be spending the night without his first lady... until paula came over to talk with me. she was a short-haired little spinner i hadn’t noticed before. she offered to give herself to me from head to toe... including her cola. she only wanted 1000 uyu for 2-3 hours and was prepared to stay the night for “a little more”. she wasn’t my dream girl, but seemed to be up for anything. vamos!

there was plenty of time to take pictures while the jacuzzi was filling up. the jet streams were massaging our back as we splashed around and when i stuck my dick through the bubbles... paula knew what to do. we started fucking in the jacuzzi, then dried off and moved to the salon. we fucked in every one of the sofas. we fucked on the floor in front of the fireplace. we fucked standing up before the mirror. the grand tour of the presidential suite finished in the bedroom, where i drilled paula’s tight little asshole until i exploded.

after spending more quality time in the jacuzzi, it was time to hit the pillow. paula cuddled up to me, but wasn’t allowed to sleep for long. after the encore, i had to check out and make way for the newlyweds. i bet they couldn’t match the show we put on!

paula was magnificent! wonderfully sweet. totally passionate. truly a first lady! her stelllar performance was rewarded with 2000 uyu. she deserved it!

loso

[DrHosem]

WOW WHAT A LIST BELOW! Wish I'd had that when I was living there a 1-2 years ago.

I used to hit several of the various clubs and little fuck parlors round town plus pick up some of the SW that would frequent the Pocitos Beach areas corners. Never had any real problems with them, quality hit and miss, just keep looking, it was right out my door soo......

I used to go to one of the bars right by the Port down from the Puerto Mercado restaurant area. DOn't remember the name but it was on the corner. I'd go there and party with the ho's buying drinks and sitting outside. They'd be firing up doobies, semi-legal in Uruguay, and I'd just be drinking and having a good time till I took one home.

I had one of THE BEST *****S of my life out of that bar. She wears her hair real short and keep it dyed a peroxide blonde. Dresses the part, a CERTIFIABLE ****! I like taking photos and videos and she'd go home with me and let me take all of the photos I'd like as long as I didn't slack off of fucking her. She would take it in the ass, deepthroat with the best of them and loved getting a load of cum on her face. While doing videos I'd ahve her facing the video camera that was hooked up to the TV and she would use the videos remote to zoom in on her deepthroating me and she'd instruct me on moving or adjust the aim of the camera! She was about 35-45 bucks LT. Hell she was even fun to go out and have a bite to eat with.
A GREAT FUCKING *****!

I'll try and find the photos that the wife hasn't trashed )-:Wow what a list below! Wish I'd had that when I was living there a 1-2 years ago.

I used to hit several of the various clubs and little fuck parlors round town plus pick up some of the SW that would frequent the pocitos beach areas corners. Never had any real problems with them, quality hit and miss, just keep looking, it was right out my door soo.

I used to go to one of the bars right by the port down from the puerto mercado restaurant area. Don't remember the name but it was on the corner. I'd go there and party with the ho's buying drinks and sitting outside. They'd be firing up doobies, semi-legal in uruguay, and I'd just be drinking and having a good time till I took one home.

I had one of the best *****s of my life out of that bar. She wears her hair real short and keep it dyed a peroxide blonde. Dresses the part, a certifiable ****! I like taking photos and videos and she'd go home with me and let me take all of the photos I'd like as long as I didn't slack off of fucking her. She would take it in the ass, deepthroat with the best of them and loved getting a load of cum on her face. While doing videos I'd ahve her facing the video camera that was hooked up to the tv and she would use the videos remote to zoom in on her deepthroating me and she'd instruct me on moving or adjust the aim of the camera! She was about 35-45 bucks lt. Hell she was even fun to go out and have a bite to eat with. A great fucking *****!

I'll try and find the photos that the wife hasn't trashed.

[Cogelon]

Drinking again, my friend?

[CrimsonKing]

just visited montevideo, uruguay (took buquebus—high speed catamaran boatline from buenos aires, cost about $80 usd one-way).

just across from the port exit is mercado del puerto a tourist section with many restaurants. just to the left of the mercado del puerto entrance is a bar that is full of working girls. it is called barkada. at about 8 pm there were about 5 working girls mostly 5s through 7s. after 10 pm there were about 20 girls, the quality got a little better. i did not get any prices, but it appears that these girls go back to your hotel (nothing on premises apparently). the economy is horrible there. prices in general are pretty low.

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[Deep Sea Diver]

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Strongly recommend Vera. She is as pictured. A very nice and fun girl who sincerely aims to please.

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[Iamsmooth]

Visited Montevideo and had a pretty good experience. Dropped by the Star Bene spot which has about 7-8 regular girls that work Mon-Sat 11-11PM, they will freelance on Sundays by appt. ThaiPie massage parlor is no longer around. Prices at Star Bene range depending on the type of room. They have a small room ($40), larger room ($53) and the super room with jaccuzi ($60). Girls will ask for tip after finish. You get the complete hour with the girl to get off as many as you can, usually 2 cups minimum. Also went to Baires Night Club which has some pretty hot girls working there, semi strip show goes on late in the evenings. Must buy ladies 2 drinks as the bar fine before they can leave with you. All will ask for $100, but you can get most of them down to $75 or $80. Overall a nice time.

[Voilamonte]

Hi,

I requested an escort. I found her number on the web (she's Paola and I don't recommen her).

She started asking for 150USD and then accepted 120USD for one hour.

She had a nice body but pretty ugly.

Next time I will ask to see her first elsewhere than my place.

What are the prices you guys paid?

Bye

[Cogelon]

Hi folks! About “ESCORT GIRLS” in Montevideo, take a look on this website:

http://marialacubana.********.com

Best wishes,

Cogelon

[Cogelon]

The address is incorrect. Candy's is at Soriana 1271. The one you gave is the old address. The phone number is correct.

Candy´s is at Soriano street (not "Soriana"): 1267 is next door to 1271. Is the same thing.

[Lorenzo]

Candys: Soriano 1267 esq. Carlos Quijano (ex- Yi) Tel. 9032220

The address is incorrect. Candy's is at Soriana 1271. The one you gave is the old address. The phone number is correct.

[Lexton]

Your story presents a really interesting situation, More Action. It contains a lot of useful elements.

Perhaps most important is the way you handled the pricing by asking someone there, especially someone a little buzzed(less likely to also try to rip you off). Buying him the beer was definitely your best investment. Its too bad you didn't also ask the beer price. Latina Addict reported it as 60p/liter in January 2006. In the end, it is one of the few ways we have to combat this kind of crap. Eventually, though, the locals also become greedy for tourist cash, won't help without it, and help little with it. I encountered this type of attitude some in the resort towns of Dominican Republic.

Another thing it shows is the need to study the forum and try to learn a little of the culture and attitude of a country. The 100p/item cafeteria pricing is not so much gringo pricing as it is a cultural phenomenon of the country. They love the upsell. I didn't say much about this in my posts on Montevideo but discussed it much more in my post on Salto. They may have gringopriced the 100p portion, but Latina Addict reported the same price in January 06. The idea of the upsell is pure Uruguay. For an idea, look at the way they price the popular local Chivita sandwich in restaurants. The basic sandwich was maybe $ur50, but put on decent options for toppings and stuff and you will pay $ur120 or more, definitely overpriced.

This cafeteria pricing is a useful way of getting all the wealthier to pay more, and is probably more a result of the long socialist heritage of Uruguay. For those with limited resources, it is possible to buy some product. The more luxury one demands, the more one pays proportionately, with real luxuries commanding huge prices. This is more or less fair. It does, however, complicate the situation. The only defense is what you did ultimately, negotiate a price for a package beforehand. To do this, one needs to learn the appropriate levels for the economy of the area. If you don't, the sky is the limit in this situation. This makes it hard to deal with Uruguay unless one truly doesn't care about money. I personally found it tiring, as I was constantly being hustled.

I also found the overall business attitude toward tourists was hard and unfriendly. I went thru an exercise with a hair dryer I bought in a main street store but had to return because at 2000 watts I couldn't use it in the hotel and needed something smaller. I finally got them to exchange it(about 2 hours after buying it) for a 1500W model, but they wouldn't return the extra money. They made me buy other products in the store for that value. They were practically desperate for the money. Again the culture of the country.

I do wish that more people would learn to just say no and walk away. They essentially won in this situation, since they extracted 700p from you for not much, and could easily have extracted 1000p or 1200p. So they are still encouraged to do it again, and stronger. "Este no es aceptable" or "No van a robarme" (you are not going to rob me) is a great response, followed by an exit. Very few people have had a good session after one of these go arounds, especially if the negotiation is difficult. The situation shows a bad attitude on the part of the business, and a difficult negotiation may leave the house feeling they lost, and will deliver service accordingly. Paying the price isn't likely to yield a good result either, again because of the original bad attitude.

But congratulations on putting up the good fight. And better luck in the future.

[More Action]

Dropped in there about 2am a few nights back. About 6 chicas all about 5 or 6's. Gal greeted me and asked if I wanted a drink or just a chica. They all came over and introduced themselves and kissed me on the cheek. I asked about costs and was quoated by one of the chicas 800p UR 30 minutes (double that for an hour) ... my jaw dropped and I said Carisimo...

There was a guy smoking a butt and pounding a beer in the corner. Two video monitors were pumping out bad porn. I started speaking to this guy who was a bit buzzed. When I told him how much I was just quoted he couldn't believe it. He said it should be 300p. He went to bat for me. But the chica said no 800 is the extranjero price.

I told him I'd do one of the Chicas at the 300p and he went to bat for me and got me a chica at 300p. When I got the room she wanted the cash first. I paid. And then she imformed me that there'd be no kissing. If I wanted kissing on lips - an additional 100p; kissing on cuerpo another 100p; DATY would be another 100p.

I had bought the guy downstairs a Plsen for 100p.

I said uh uh. No deal. And asked for my money back which she did. Then downstairs I noticed a blond that I had eyed earlier and thought maybe I should try this again. She was 25, short, med. natural breasts and a tight ass. Definately the nicest body. The face was okay. I negotiated 500p for besos anywhere and everywhere I like.

Meanwhile downed another beer for 100p with my friend.

We moved upstairs to a dingy room, with dirty linens and a bidet and sink that had been stained allover by burning cigarette butts. We started kissing and then eventually she went to the CBJ. She was actually very good at this through a thick nasty SA condom. Then we went through multiple positions but I had to take a [CodeWord140]. She said once the condom comes off there's no more sex. I protested and had to [CodeWord140] real bad. Then just continued. But I couldn't cum. Then just lost my erection. Triste.

I spent the remaining time kissing her and giving her a massage.

She was far from enthusiastic and still hesitate at any kisses on her mouth. A disappointment on all fronts.

I'd avoid this place and try the others on Cogelon's list.

BTW - the massage parlor that WT69 lists: Alto Nivel, Rio Negro 1145 isn't there. The place was shut down tight at about 9pm on a weeknight.

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[Cogelon]

The next report is from "INFO CASAS DE MASAJES" from Mr. Relax. For more detailled information, click on:

http://www.fororelax.com/mod-pnForum...2-start-0.html

Updated: 04.18.2007:
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"CASAS DE MASAJES": BROTHELS LIST:
(name of the place and address)

Acuarela: Ejido 1626 esq. Galicia Tel. 9016047 - 24hs

Batoví: Batoví 2129 esq. Lima

Casa Violeta: Solano López 1766 bis (ex-Comercio) esq.
Humberto Primo Tel. 6136641 - 24hs

Candys: Soriano 1267 esq. Carlos Quijano (ex- Yi) Tel. 9032220

Casablanca: Ejido 1060 esq. Isla de Flores Tel. 9089231

Casablanca: Gaboto 1472 esq. 18 de Julio

Chaná: Chaná 1834

Divas: Yaguarón 1414 esq. Colonia Tel 9018750 - 24hs

First Class: Buxareo 1231 esq. 26 de Marzo

Glamour: Tacuarembó y Guayabo

Hechiceras: L. A. de Herrera 3587 casi Gral. Flores Tel: 2000027 - 10 a 24hs

Mamasas: Rivera 3587 bis esq. Tiburcio Gómez Tel. 6285075

Nueve Reinas: Neyra 3626 Tel 4860077 - 14 a 21hs

Priveé: Daniel Muñoz 2268 esq. Acevedo Díaz. Tel 4082915

Ronbilis: Guayabo 1516 Tel. 4019167

Sensaciones: Tacuarembó 1520 esq. Colonia Tel. 4025814

Starbene: Ramón Fernández 285 Tel. 7102368

Sweet: Rondeau 1541 y Paysandú Tel. 9031063

The One: Paysandú esq. Yaguarón

Mamasas: from Av. Italia 3281. Tel 487 36 10

Malibú - Constituyente y Tacuarembó - horario nocturno solamente

La Clínica - Juan Paullier 1529 y Brandzen

Angeles - Zum Felde 1611 y Rivera. Tel. 614 21 33

Lirio Azul - Martin C. Martinez esq. Goes

Amigas - La Paz 2328 (atrás del Chopin XXX)

La Casa Azul - Marmarajá 2110 y Agraciada Horario 9am a 22hs

Río Branco 1312 y San José - No me acuerdo el nombre.

Marcelino Sosa 2213 y Martín García Horario 9 am a 22hs

Andes 1342 apto. 702. precios alrededor de los 300 1/2 hora

Whiskería Bahía - Yi entre Colonia y Mercedes

Whiskería Odaliscas - Salto 1182

Estamos en tu mira (ex Pétalos de Rosa) - Burgues 2926 y A. Machado. Tel.. 2081374

Monte Caseros 2796
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Best option in Montevideo are the "escorts-girls" Nice chicas all night long for very low rates.

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