Montevideo

[Lorenzo]

A slightly belated report on my recent stay in Montevideo. However, I had a revealing exposure to the double pricing practice that is carried on in Montevideo, i.e., differing prices for gringos vs. locals, that some mongers might find helpful.

I am currently on a 60 day trip through South America on a One World Visit South America airpass. This isn´t necessarily a mongering trip, but I monger whenever I can. I was in Montevideo August 6-9. The weather was miserable, not only cold but it rained literally every minute I was there. I scanned this thread for information. I´m not much for the bar scene, buying chica drinks, etc., so decided to skip that entirely and opt for the brothels. I decided on Candy´s, which has a new address from that previously reported. It is now at Soriana 1271, between Yaguaron and Yi, telephone 903-2220. I called to be sure they were open and while doing so asked what the price would be for one hour. The girl on the phone asked me to hold on, then asked someone else the rpice. She came back on and told me that it would be 500 pesos for an hour, roughly US$20. Quite a bargain, I think.

So I took a taxi to Candy´s, rang the bell, was admitted and walked up a flight of stairs to the level where the action is. I was greeted by an older woman, presumably the madam or mamasan. When I told her I wanted an hour she said it would be US$70! She seemed quite taken aback when I told her that I had called just a while ago and was told that it would be 500 pesos. She said, incredulously, `500 pesos?´ She then admiitted that it was 500 pesos until 8pm but it was now 600 since it was after 8. I glanced at my watch and saw that it was 7:55, but I didn´t argue the point and agreed to 600. I felt that I had won a minor victory against double pricing.

They then took me to a spartanly furnished but clean bedroom, and soon afterward the girls came in one at a time, gave me a ritualistic peck on the cheek and told me there names. I settled on Luciana, a light skinned brunette who was very tall and lithe. I talked to her first to be sure that she does DFK and BBBJ, two things I insist on, and she agreed that she does. I then spent a delightful hour with Luciana. When she got naked I saw that she is bonier than I thought she was, but this was compensated for by her height. She has a true model´s figure. She has small but adequate natural breasts, just large enough to fit into my hand. She has a bubbly personality and is in fact a nonstop talker, but she provided a true GFE: DFK, BBBJ, DATY, and CFS. She offered to fuck bareback for a tip, but I declined. I use Trojan Supra condoms, which I always bring with me, and they provide a near bareback experience. So I would recommend Luciana highly, but watch out for the double pricing at Candy´s.

Personally, I found little of interest or of attraction in Montevideo, and I see little reason to go there unless you need to go there on business, or unless you are a compulsive country counter like me. But that´s just one man´s opinion.

Lorenzo

[One Wing Low]

I took the leaflets from the touts on the main drag and went to an apartment nearby.

Climb up the stair in the trash laden stairwell to third floor. The apartment was very dark and dirty. The floor and the walls were rotting out in places. The girls were old and ugly. It looked very scary. I made a hasty retreat. The girls were disappointed and they acted angry.

The same thing happened in a few apartments near 9 Julio. I would never go to these smaller and obscured apartments again.

[Mate Oriental]

I think you are talking about POCITOS beach.

Hello all. I was just wondering what is the name of the rich neighborhood on the beach in montevideo?

Is this also the most popular beach in the area (where say girls ages 18-24 hang out )? Thanks!!

[Bone Claws]

The worst part of it was that I knew I was getting ripped off, but I didn't have the time to shop arround for someone who would charge at least something close to the local price. The low volume of available girls didn't help any either.

It looks like you were really hit for gringo pricing in all of these, Bone Claws. The $u400 1/2 hour sounds double what I can find for 1060 Ejido. It may be that they are getting to posting false price lists now, and telling locals about it.

I see from a spanish language forum the price in Candy's was $u300 1/2 hour in December 2005, a little expensive but I think I saw something earlier in ISG for that rate.

The $u400 rate at Yaguaron 1414 you finally agreed on is double what has been quoted also.

The net is that Montevideo is really getting vicious in trying to fleece tourists, especially mongers. This place is the pits.

I am here in Montevideo now. I will write a more complete report later.

[Jon32]

Hello all. I was just wondering what is the name of the rich neighborhood on the beach in montevideo?

Is this also the most popular beach in the area (where say girls ages 18-24 hang out )? Thanks!!

[Lexton]

In the interests of warning about potential danger, I am making this post separately from another report I plan to make later.

Be very careful in Montevideo. From the standpoint of theft, this may be the most dangerous city I have been in outside the US. Fortunately, the people of Uruguay seem to be very unaggressive with regard to physical violence. I can't see any evidence that armed robbery, mugging and kidnapping are prevalent.

What is prevalent is thievery and manipulative pricing. I have never had as stong a feeling about being a target as in this city. I feel as though I am constantly being watched and measured. The first time I walked down 18 de Julio at around 11:00 PM I reached the corner of Convencion and 18 de Julio and thought "this area is very dangerous". There was a group of young men in the 16-20YO range hanging on the corner. There were various other young men in 18 de Julio hanging around. All were relatively poor wearing "felony shoes" (sneakers). Generally, I consider groups of boys in the 15-19 YO range as the most dangerous. They feel invulnerable, and egg each other on.

Also, there is a look I would have to describe as "envy". There just seems to be a real attitude here, and I suppose it is justified. They are Buenos Aires wannabes, and are VERY sensitive about comparisons to Argentina and Buenos Aires. There is also another attitude, what I would call "complacency". They don't generally seem to be very ambitious. This is a dangerous combination, because they probably don't feel they have a lot of control over their destiny, and their ability to impove things thru personal effort.

As luck would have it, in my first 5 days here I witnessed some part of 5 crime scenes. All took place in the areas of Andes and 18 de Julio, Andes and Colonia, and the area of Colonia around the Radisson Casino. The Plaza independencia also looks dangerous, although I saw no actual crimes there.

The 1st night here, I was standing on Andes and 2 young men ran into the street from the Plaza and tore down two blocks and turned left onto Soriano. I knew they were running from a robbery, and sure enough about 2 minutes later a middle aged couple entered the street looking for them, with the woman complaining about a robbery.

I saw one arrest by the police from the casino. I didn't see the crime.

I saw in Colonia in front of "Moon River" near the casino 2 boys about 17 going down the street suspiciously, "gingerly". They weren't running, but were moving purposefully but worried about what was behind them. Sure enough, about 15 seconds after they turned the corner, 2 policemen came running from the direction of the casino in pursuit. They were much too late.

I got robbed on the corner of Andes and 18 de Julio at about 12:30AM. I was standing talking to the street tout on 18 de Julio about 20 feet from the corner, near the curb with my back to the street. Someone crossed the street behind me and walked up behind me on my left side, unbeknownst to me. I was taking some little fliers for whiskerias out of my pocket and sort of reading them and talking to the tout. Suddenly, there was a grab in my left rear pocket, and someone ran to the corner of Andes and dissappeared around it. Fortunately, all they got was a plastic envelope containing a copy of my passport, the entry stamp page, and a card from the hotel. So that system worked. DO NOT carry a wallet in Montevideo, especially at night.

After they robbed me, I was talking to a young woman at the hamburger wagon on Andes. I was also sort of looking over her head to 18 de Julio. After about 10 minutes, on the other side of 18 de Julio, on the corner, there was a pair of young women talking. The same thing happened. A young man walking down 18 de Julio crossed Andes, and as he approached behind the woman with her back to him, he grabbed into her left rear pocket, and then ran down Andes away from us. He turned the corner at Colonia.

Watch out for pricing of all kinds, especially gringo pricing situations. I will say more about this in a future post.

I have been here now 16 days, and have seen no other crimes. But I still have a feeling of being watched on the street.

To end on a positive note for Uruguay. At night, there is practically NO police presence except near the casinos. In most of the areas I have been in, there is little of the neighborhood vigilante presence one sees in many other cities. Salto, for example had a strong vigilante presence in the centro area. With this in mind, one might think that the people are basically NOT thieves, because there is not more robbery than exists. I have walked around in a large part of el centro and Punta Trouville at night, with no other problems. I have seen many beggars at night, but they have not bothered me.

So caution is the watchword, but not paranoia. Bear in mind the absence of police presence. I don't think going around drunk is likely a good idea. I do not drink at all, and this may be a factor in being left alone.

[Lexton]

It looks like you were really hit for gringo pricing in all of these, Bone Claws. The $u400 1/2 hour sounds double what I can find for 1060 Ejido. It may be that they are getting to posting false price lists now, and telling locals about it.

I see from a spanish language forum the price in Candy's was $u300 1/2 hour in December 2005, a little expensive but I think I saw something earlier in ISG for that rate.

The $u400 rate at Yaguaron 1414 you finally agreed on is double what has been quoted also.

The net is that Montevideo is really getting vicious in trying to fleece tourists, especially mongers. This place is the pits.

I am here in Montevideo now. I will write a more complete report later.

[Bone Claws]

Was in Montevideo for a week, but only had two nights free to check out the action. Thank you guys for the address information. The city is not like TJ or Thailand where you see obvious indications where the action is. I had walked by three of the places earlier during the week without a clue.

First I checked out Candy's at 1276 Soriano. It was about midnight during the week. The club was packed, but in the wrong way, there were only 3 girls and about 20 guys. The girls were introduced and ranged from 6.5 to 8. The club did have a stage and pole where one of the girls got up and did a 2-minute strip tease. I paid 20 pesos for a soda and used my very poor Spanish to ask the 8 for prices. She responded 60 for her and 30 for the room for 30 min. It didn't click immediately, but she meant US dollars!!! I told her no thanks and left. I can only assume that I immediately stood out as a tourist as pesos were never discussed. Oh, none of the girls were in schoolgirl uniforms like a previous reviewer had mentioned

Next I went to 1414 yaguaran. I got the cheek kiss from 6 girls in skimpy outfits that ranged form 6-7.5. I got a 60 peso soda and grabbed a corner to check out the girls and the porn on the TVs. One blonde girl named Sandra came up and offered a menu of prices for bj up to everything. My poor Spanish skills thought she had said everything (bbj, multiple pops, anal, cim, russian ect.. ) was for 500 pesos (she also spoke with a non Mexican accent that made it hard to understand). It was above latin addicts pricing structure, but it was obvious that I was not a local and it was for everything. We got up stairs; she striped and asked for the money. I handed her the 500 pesos (mistake) and she said 50 dollars not 500 pesos. The deal went south from there. I said no, so we negotiated and settled for 400 for half an hour of the basics with finger probing wherever I wanted. Her performance was a 6 at best, but I made sure to give it to her hard with two fingers in her ass for the entire 30 min.

The next evening I went to 1060 Ejido. The madame opens the door and takes you off to a side room. She asks if you had been there before (Only Spanish was spoken here) and if you knew the pricing. I had some idea from this site, but asked to see of I would be given the gringo price. She listed off about 8 different options from 15 min covered bj and penetration for 160 pesos (finally someone spoke pesos) to full service 30 min bbj, multiple position, anal, and cum in anal position or facial for 400 pesos. I selected the full service option paid the madame and was taken to another room. The other room had a price list on the wall and was pretty much just as the madame had said (no tourist price this time). A 6.5 blonde girl came in, introduced herself and stripped down for action. The girl was actually very tight and delivered as promised.

The city definitely has a tourist price structure, which I find very annoying. Most of the girls are only ok looking and I could get a knockout in TJ for their original tourist asking price. It may be better if you spoke fluent local Spanish and looked like one of the locals. I didn't have either of those in my favor.

[Brandon88]

Hello folks.

It appears I'm going to be spending some time in Montevideo in the coming months. Thanks for the great inputs on this forum thus far. It doesn't mean much to me yet, as I need to read back through the thread, and the locations are unfamiliar to me, but it's a start. I expected much less post activity for Uraguay.

It would be great if our paths crossed in town one of these days, as I don't speak Spanish much at all, and it would be fun to have a partner in crime.

See you soon...

[Latina Addict]

I did a cursory search of Mr. C's previous posts. All very informative actually, for the value minded Latina Addict following mongerer ( I give 2 thumbs up actually for your posts!)... But... Ya know what??? I noticed that Mr. C has pretty much not paid more than 8 bucks for a piece of ass for quite a while, especially in MVD. Although it seems your castillano is not on the same par as mine, it seems you have not, as of yet, experienced the Gringo pricing so prevelant in MVD. Maybe you would be a little more objective, and point the finger a little more in the opposite direction if you were "abused" recently like myself and quite a few of my mongering friends.
NOW< ON TO THE PUSSY REPORTS!!!!!

Ok, so recently I went to my previously recommended Bicos to see if my little prevoiously stolen spinner was there..... As my shitty assed luck would have it, nope, I guess her pussy hurt that night. But.... Remember the previously 3 reported fuckable POA (pieces of ass) that were in Bicos? Well, one, a sweet, shy little spinner of a Uruguana named Beatriz was there though!
Now, I must apologize, I despise misrepresention of the facts, but I must now update my previously reported pricing schedule of Bicos.
**** Owner Juan was not there for the previously mentioned free ride... Just my luck
**** The actual bill this night for TOP (take out pussy) was 660 pesitos for my one beer and Bea's obligatory 2 drinks (She took out 2 Heinikins (spelling) ). Plus her asking price of 1000 pesos for TLN.
**** Cab for my ride to Pocitos area was 75 pesitos.
**** Bea told me that I was only her second customer, EVER, and we settled on double here asking price...Yep, the Latina Addict paid DOUBLE her asking price of 1000 pesos. She would stay as long as I wanted the next day..No extra for cab, breakfast, jeans, yadda, fucking yadda. All in all a pretty cheap date for 100% GFEFS! Now, I must add that there was 100% BB service, BBBJ, BBFS,BB DATY, DFK, etc.... (per my rubber hating request, hence the double asking price....Stop the flaming right now, HER SECOND CUSTOMER EVER!!!) now, this being the same price as my buddy paid for my little spinner that was not at Bicos that night, and he had an experienced pro with 100 % COVERED service.


$$$$ 22 YO, medium dark skin, Brunette, slight hint of almost indian look to her (India the country, not Inca indian)
$$$$ Tits.. A cup, ever so slight sag, one kid 4 YO
$$$$ Pussy, tight, tight, tight, tight!!! Did I say tight????
$$$$ BBBJ, inexperienced high school BBBJ, she does not know her way around a dick, but sweet anyway.
$$$$ As far as the full service, basically teen sex, sweet, shy, like a high school chick, even though 22YO with a kid. Ok, luckily she is really cute, so lack of performance was balanced with her beauty.
$$$$ Tight ass and twat even as a young mommy.
$$$$ She didn't count the money, gave me her number.... Undecided as to whether I will call her again or not.
$$$$ Her innocense was kinda cute, she did not even know how to turn on the shower! And, she commented as to how her water heater in her house has been broken for 2 weeks, and her dad did not have the money (500 pesos) to fix the water heater.

All in all,a lot more than the Latina Addict is used to paying, but this sincere, sweet, innocent, THIN, spinner, "Uruguashita", more than fulfilled my BBFS needs for a while, while I head back to my FWOVT spouse in sex prisonlandia.


Total price.... 2660 pesos (just over 100 bucks ... DAMN! Gengas Khan would be proud of me!) for drinks, taxi foreplay, BBFS and a great sleeping partner with 3 releases.
Repeat?..... leaning towards not, but a great time, and one of the "cheaper" 1000% GFE dates I have had in a while. Heck, she said I did not even have to walk her to the door! I just kissed her goodbye and went back to sleep...Does it get any better than that?
Latina Addict








Latina Addict..................

[Latina Addict]

Latina Addict also probably ponders why Gringos are considered such assholes in most parts of the world. It's because we are. If you do actually live in the US and consider the people of Montevideo to so bad, why don't you stay in the US? It sounds as though you can't stand Uruguay and my guess is the Uruguanos would love to see you leave and not return.

Thanks Mr. C. sooooo much for the informative report on our worldly hobby. Oh, no,ummm uhhh, wait, I'm sorry no,, all you can do is flame senior members pointing out comminists and calling them at their fucked up game. Asshole??? Yep, sure am, dead nuts on.... to thieving shit asses, no matter where they live.
Maybe you'd like to speak to my countless SA friends who are horribly embarrased by such pricing practices? They have a much different opinion as to just who the assholes are!, And it certainly is not gringos who stand up to oppresive pricing practices.
Oh, and mr. C., how about you come and visit the dealership where I sell high quality cars part time, so I can shove some of that "additional dealer markup" up your ass, since you seem to support unethical business practices?
Also, who gives a rat's ass what I think anyway of MVD, GIG, GRU, EZE, Lim, MEX...etc.... This forum is to inform and educate to protect the mongering rights of us all and the ethical service providers of the world.
Latina Addict...(Proud to be an asshole to dick with ears who steal from foreigners)

[Chukichz]

Latina Addict also probably ponders why Gringos are considered such assholes in most parts of the world. It's because we are. If you do actually live in the US and consider the people of Montevideo to so bad, why don't you stay in the US? It sounds as though you can't stand Uruguay and my guess is the Uruguanos would love to see you leave and not return.

[Latina Addict]

Well just went to Sweet. Stalin is alive and well there. 9 chicks, all fuckable, ranging from 7 to 9.2. Entry is 150 pesitos. Extra beers are 50 for dudes, and 110 for the cunts. This is a bolichi, not a disco as I previously reported.
Communit pricing is as follows...
$$$$ Gringo in room service in house is 35 DOLLARS for the hour.
$$$$ Uruguayan in room inhouse service is 400 pesos for the half and double for the hour.
$$$$ Take out is 1400 pesos for the half and 1800 for the hour, same price for locals and stupid assed foreigners.
Latina Addict left on good terms well before the HUGE dude at the door got out his baseball bat.
Safe, quiet place for the moron to be monetarily fucked over by the local communists. Of course logic, reasoning and economics fell of deaf socialist ears. Here is my report as promised to all mongers and the stalin youth at Sweet.
Latina recommended stay away list. At least Pykaros only fucks over ALL who enter, and not just the foreigners, recommend to go there or Bicos.
Guys, go to Sao Paulo, stay away from this shit hole of a country.
Going to bed, unless these guys at this locutorio try more gringo pricing on my pissed off gringo white assed attitude. Then,.... watch CNN for the outcome.
PS, Once a third world country, alas, always a third world country.
Latina Addict

[Latina Addict]

Just had a "professional" session at the above mentioned with Graciella. Blond, tiny waist, brazillian ass, very cute face. All covered service, professional, but incredibly better than jerking off. Price, just like it should be 200 pesos. ( You had better speak spanish or go with one who does, they like the communist pricing policy too, but only for the real idiot gringos) 100 pesos more for every "extra", daty, kissing, etc. ..I tipped the obligatory 10% of 20 pesos.
I am writing this in the cyber cafe right below 1414 Yaguaron. Kind of cool to hear the high heals all walk over my head as the customers request the "presentacion". If you write about your adventure here, use cabina number 3, it has the best mouse.
Lets have some reports you lurking pussies!!!!!
Ciao.... Latina Addict

[Latina Addict]

Now, I think I have found another "Help" of MVD. Previously myself and other horny bastards wrote about "Lido", but, not all the pussy there is on the program. I have on good authority that a club named "Sweet" is a club 100% on the program (forgot street, but taxis know it, something like Pyrandu st. I think). After my buddy stole my spinner ass from Bicos, I went to sweet. (Now pretty drunk like a dumb ass BTW) Got there at 5 AM and it was closing, but wow, the pussy walking out of there was, well, stunning, unless of course you hate, young, hard, dressed to entice spinners!
Since it was closing, I saw another club UP the hill on the right from Swing, just one block, that looked promising....Alas, name forgotten, but you will not mistake it. Entrance was a high 40 pesos (lol), including the first drink of your choice. Bar tenders were great guys.... BTW, will go to Swing tonight I hope.....Standby for puta report.
Now, in this other bar...

Hmmm, what is that over there?.. Wow 2 hot chicks kissing, tongues a flailing, ass grabbing, tit grabbing, and a large room in back with porn!.. HHHMMM, what is that over there I ask? Rooms to fuck in, was the reply. 60 pesos for the hour...Wow, a Latina Addict kind of place, right? Yep.......
HHHMMMM, now lets sit down, watch some porn, make sure the paleto works, focus my beer goggled eyes, and find a target...cool.
HHHHMMM, now I focus my hazy eyes as best as I can and check out the room---Cool, lesbos licking, sucking, and feeling...check. A guy grabbing a girl´s tit, motioning to the fuck rooms....check....Cool, 2 faggots licking each other, (well, somebody has to lower the male to female ratio)...check....Cool, another fag couple kissing, and carressing...check...Another fag couple....uh ooohhh, the Latina Addict has apparently stumbled upon a queer bar!!!! Ohhhh ssshhiiiitttttt! Oh...My...Gawd....And, those hot chicks I previously mentioned? AARRGGHHH, Yep, not chicks......That couple??? yep you guessed it. Now....I, better get my breeder ass out of here before some guy finds my tight ass too appealing.....
Bottom line? Go only to sweet, not up the hill, and go not so drunk.....
Next, 1414 Yaguaron.
Latina Addict