Montevideo

[Latina Addict]

As previously reported I am back to report on street action and other MVD monger shit. First, spelling correction, sorry, the proper spelling for that thing in your mouth is "tongue", my spelling sucked before.
Street action....Sucked, saw 4 chicks with dicks and one HUGELY immense nasty crack ***** on the SW cruise ave. of Montesasero. EEWWW, worse than the US.
Went with buddies to a previously reported titty bar, whiskeria, boliche, what have you....named "Bicos" This is on the same street as Pykoros, but one block closer to 18 de Julio. This place is now on the Latina Addict´s list of acceptable pussy search locations. Owner is Juan, speaks good english and oh, BTW, will pick you up and drop you off in his personal van if you patronize his bar. Lost his number soory, but at least he will take you home if you wanna try his place. He sells nautical shit and as such, his place is decked out with tones of knots, ship things and photos. Ok, ok, yea yea yea I know, on to the pussy...
Of the 15 piecews of ass present, there were 3 or 4 slim fuckable pieces of ass there, one was a 9.7 on my scale, 22YO, spinner, perky tiny tits, great smile/attitude, but..... my fucking buddy stole her while I was at the locutorio writing my GF. SHIT! The other 3 were fuckable by any anybody´s standards and there was basically no pressure to drink or buy for the chicks.
Entry was 120 pesos for the first drink, 80 for subsequent drinks, and 80 for the chicks if you so are inclined. Once again, I highly recommend this place, safe, english spoken, virtually no pressure and the owner (JUAN) will take you to your hotel! Now, the previously mentioned stolen spinner my buddy obsconded, paid 2000 pesos (little less than 85 bucks) until 2 PM the next day (he fucked so much he ran out of rubbers!) He said she was a 10 with her attidude and a definate recommend!.. Sorry, had too many beers to remember chick´s names, but if she is there you will know her right away! Go here guys, and damn it don´t be a lurcking pussy, tell us about it!!!!! Next post, another "Help" of MVD


Latina Addict

[Latina Addict]

Very recently in Montevideo, had another stirling session with my Andrea in the afternoon. Awsome GFE as usual. Usual price of 400 pesos for the hour applied, including a little something for her.
Raul said that a certain monger named M····· has been there asking for my Andrea. Good boy, she said you enjoyed, and hey! What the fuck!? Tell us about it dude! I guess your spanish is not so good, and Raul´s english not so good, but all understood. Now comes the problem.... Remember that fucking communist **** that runs 1638, 1636 Ejido? Well, I guess she was there when M····· was there and got wind that a fucking gringo paid the local price (not M·····´s fault in the least) and the FC (fucking ****) accused Raul and the sweet Andrea of stealing the difference between the local and gringo price, to the tune of about 21 bucks for the half hour. He said I need to lie low for a while since he so far had not had the balls to negotiate with the FC about some gringos paying the local price.
He said that to get the local price later in the day with my gringo friends, that I need to tell who was there, that I wanted to have a "bien tiempo". and say I had been there many times before.
Well, this is where the story gets shitty. We went there at 11PM, and of course there was 20 or more horny dudes for the 15 or so chicks. The FC was there and, to make a long story short, my buddies pulled my argueing ass out of there before we were chased out of there with clubs. You know of course you cannot argue with an FC when she thinks it is perfectly that justifiable she is totally ripping you off, cuz you are a gringo. Communist scumbag sucking pimp that she is. So..... Bottom line, unless you can pass as a local with both your looks, tounge and accent, well, forget about this place until somebody offs this POS. Maybe she needs to blow Hugo Chaves and let off a little communist steam.

On a brighter note, with my pretty good spanish, I was able to easily get the local price at 1414 Yauguaron. Previously they were shitty about prices too, but recently they were awsome. Now, to educate your gringo ass, here are the prices so you can stand your ground there: 1 liter beers, 60 pesos....liquor is 50 pesos (domestic) plus the soda if you mix your drinks.......Of the 15 chicks there, there were 2 hotties, names were Erica and Michelle. Upon asking the mamasan which of the 2 was "mas simpatica", she indicated Michelle. She is 21, hard bodied, B tits, 8.4 face, not great at CBJ, but never stopped smiling. Minimal GFE, but one of the tightest twats I have had in a long time, and her puss has not squeesed out any kids yet...Ok, yeh I know,..... the price....160 pesos, bucal y vaginal por 15 minutos....200 pesitos por lo mismo pero para media hora. 400 por la hora.

Pay more than this, and you are being robbed

Next, I will report on street action, if I can find any...
Latina Addict

[Chukichz]

Nibu says he is having problems finding where the action is in MVD. The club scene is obvious. There are always touts handing out addresses on 18 Julio, the main drag in MVD. Much of the action that I found is in the centro area. There are numerous web sites that are MVD oriented. Google mr relax and you will have any and all the info you need to monger in MVD. There are lots of indies and many "massage parlours" that are in reality cat houses. Some of the gals are 4-6 on most anyones scale. There are also some really nice lookers. El Gallito is the local paper and also has a web site. You can find the user name and password on mr relax. BTW, you must be able to read Spanish for both of these. I only read a little Spanish but enough that I can figure out what the score is. I sometimes have a problem when I call and try to converse with someone who is not patient. I have also been charged the gringo price, but MVD is not like TJ where the gringo price is $100 or more. I was in one of the massage places and had 2 young and attractive chicas for a total of $50. That is high my MVD standards. Personally, I think MVD is monger heaven. I can get a great massage and have most any kind of sex I like for $8 to 30 $US. Thats even less than Thailand. There are other websites that show the working girls and most of them are not the heavies some of the other guys are talking, but also, I do not like skinny chicks. To me they look like they have boys bodies if they do not have a little padding on them. Hope this helps.

[Desperado999]

Were at Pykaros last night. Only three girls were doable and the rest were tipping the scale a the precarious 70 Kg mark. Check up on the price and the chica was asking...Are you ready for this? $100 for the hour. I laughed and ignored here the rest of the night. Chances are she left with NOTHING.

Stopped by Baires. This is where the vacas roam. I meant the scale were tipping at well above 80-90 Kg. I counted three or four superFAT chica that were overdued on the expiry date. Only two chicas were do-able. MAN...this place was full of fat chicks!!!!

Hanged out at the casino a bit to checkout the inventory. POOR quality as well. Just too many fat chicks.

Conclusion of the trip: Montevideo is not a good playground for mongers who like shapely and athletic females. I am going back to BA tonight and some poor chica will be punished!

[Latina Addict]

Congrats Azizman, now you are a member of the Latina Addict circle of value shoppers,..... and would you please write Genghis Khan and tell him the proper way of mongering whilst adding to the local ecomomy? (Read the current Sao Paulo rants).

Latina Addict...NOT Nibu

[Arainmain]

I arrived from BBAA at 20 pm.

First time in Montevideo.

I went downtown with adresses collected here.

I had a nice and sweet Uruguyan morocha from one of the places in ferreira ad something street.

210 half hour, took 2 halfs hours and tipped and I should be meeting her outside to go dance this eventing!

[Latina Addict]

R U fucking kidding me? No offense Nibu, but GAWD, I hope my sentences are well, actually sentences...Nope, Nibu is a Rock loving Gringo living in Lima I think, and Latina addict is a Gringo living in..... well (nice try) Lets just say in Sex Prison USA with a FWOVT gringa. With, travel rights.
Latina Addict

[Lorenzo]

Could Latina Addict be Nibu Raphael using another screen name? Note the striking similarities in style (using the word style in its loosest possible sense). Just wondering.

Lorenzo

[Latina Addict]

Went by 1060 Ejido. I have heard of some mongers shopping there for the price of 280/hr for BBBJ, cfs and even included anal. These prices are confirmed, But.....My GAWD the "women" there are, well, lets just say, yes they are women...uuugghhhhhh.
Stopped by 1305 Ferreira Aldunate, and when given the 30 Us/ half hour price of which I had to pay prior to the viewing, well, I tried to beat some sense into these fucking communists, to no avail, and said I will brief all other gringos on this shit...Consider yourself briefed.
1312 on the same street, Nibu has recently been there, and last year when I went, I had a sweet, blond Uruguaita, for 300 pesos...well, the price is now 450 for the hour, but uuuuggg, oh gawd, yuck....Overweight, ugly, multiple piercings, has not been cleaned since I was there last year (and it was very bad then..., and I like the 8 floors of *****s in Sao Paulo mind you), so...If ya wanna go there strictly for the entertainment value, go ahead, but put condoms on your feet.
Took my compradres to Hot nights on 1276 Florida, spitting distance form the plaza at the end of 18 de julio. 100 pesos entrada for whatever drink you want, and chicks same price. Had a couple of great fucks, months ago,(50 US for TLN) from slim cute chicks, but, now seems to have gone waaayy down, We did though pay 200 pesos for a 30 minute lesbian show from a solid 6.5 and a 5.0, that lasted a mere 10 minutes,( shit, can any latinas fucking tell time?) They lapped danced us and gave us their numbers. yea right, go to the gym honey, THEN we can talk) OK fun for the 50 pesos the three of us spent in total.
Lower end titty bars are, so it appears, are still lowering the bar even further.
Latina Addict

[One Wing Low]

Uruguayans are very nice, polite, civilized people. I saw some real lookers when I was hanging out in Montevideo. Pykaros seems to have the best-looking girls.

At the chicas' rates posted by Latina Addict, I have to go back to confirm the deals.

Please post more info, inluding addresses, tel no and pictures.

Could not resist the calling to once again have a Brazillian fuck from the awsome Andrea at 1638 Ejido. An awsome once again steller brazillian GFE from this hard bodied, 19YO, loira with shoulder length curly locks.
Remember guys this is how it goes now at this place, I will try soon to work out a similar arrangement at 1414 yaguaron.
Now, 1638 and 1636 are both the same place! There is a door connecting the two apartments, and the bar is in 1636. They have the same fucking communist dueña **** owner, so remember the following.....
Half hour of DFK, CBJ, CFS is 180 pesitos! That is less than 6 bucks, DO NOT OVERPAY, R U fucking listening to me mongers!
An hour of the same is 360 pesitos..Once again, tip the chick, ok,...... but....... DO NOT FUCKING PAY ANY MORE TO THE HOUSE...ARE WE ALL LISTENING DAMN IT?????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
Now to get the above prices without a fight, you must ask for Raul and say the following....(He speaks very little english) ...... Yo quiero los precios de mi amigo Mauricio..... If you wanna see the before mentioned price list say..... Demonstreme por favor la carta de servicios......
If Raul is not there, say late at night, then ask to see the menu/price list. DO NOT OVERPAY THE HOUSE!!!!! Stick to your guns!
Wanna keep value priceing in the Addict's reports? Then pay any price you want directly to the girl, but keep it out of the dueña ****'s pockets. Got it?
This has been a penis service announcement from the Latina Addict Broadcast System. If this had been a real penis emergency, then you have obviously not fucking listened to me and you can continue to go to Pikaros and get fucked over.
Latina Addict

[Latina Addict]

Could not resist the calling to once again have a Brazillian fuck from the awsome Andrea at 1638 Ejido. An awsome once again steller brazillian GFE from this hard bodied, 19YO, loira with shoulder length curly locks.
Remember guys this is how it goes now at this place, I will try soon to work out a similar arrangement at 1414 yaguaron.
Now, 1638 and 1636 are both the same place! There is a door connecting the two apartments, and the bar is in 1636. They have the same fucking communist dueña **** owner, so remember the following.....
Half hour of DFK, CBJ, CFS is 180 pesitos! That is less than 6 bucks, DO NOT OVERPAY, R U fucking listening to me mongers!
An hour of the same is 360 pesitos..Once again, tip the chick, ok,...... but....... DO NOT FUCKING PAY ANY MORE TO THE HOUSE...ARE WE ALL LISTENING DAMN IT?????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
Now to get the above prices without a fight, you must ask for Raul and say the following....(He speaks very little english) ...... Yo quiero los precios de mi amigo Mauricio..... If you wanna see the before mentioned price list say..... Demonstreme por favor la carta de servicios......
If Raul is not there, say late at night, then ask to see the menu/price list. DO NOT OVERPAY THE HOUSE!!!!! Stick to your guns!
Wanna keep value priceing in the Addict's reports? Then pay any price you want directly to the girl, but keep it out of the dueña ****'s pockets. Got it?
This has been a penis service announcement from the Latina Addict Broadcast System. If this had been a real penis emergency, then you have obviously not fucking listened to me and you can continue to go to Pikaros and get fucked over.
Latina Addict

[Latina Addict]

Was here last year about the same time and started getting the gringo prices. (Shit, although fluent, the bastards can tell from my face I am a fucking gringo)
Just had an awsome GFE session with Andrea. A Brazelera, loira (blonde), nice hard garota ass and an absolutely awsome attitude. 19YO That is all I am gonna say about her, cuz this write up is to tell all of you uneducated people how fucked up they think here about prices and "us".
This place I am speaking of is, 1638 Ejido. Spoke with the totally cool Raul. He gave me the absolutely FUCKED UP gringo price of 30 US per half hour! FFUUUCCCKKKK!
I immediately expressed my severe disatisfaction with his fucking communist pricing policy, and I reminded him the fucking price was not more than 400 pesitos for the hour, let alone the half fucking hour! (Used that language in Sapnish, but kept a nice, but firm atitude in my tone of voice, homey to homey). He explained the dueña, says that gringos pay more in their country, blah, fucking blah, blah. Bite my ass BLAH.
He apologized and showed me the actual price list. YES! There is a nice plastic covered price list that explains in detal absolutely everything that can be had there..ie.. masaje, sexo oral, penetracion vaginal, y todos los besos...Price?
Sit down mongers, 230 pesos for half hour, and 360 for the hour. Now that is less than 15 bucks, for the hour, which is freaking one fourth of the per minute fucking gringo price!
Now, If you speak spanish, ask to see the price list. The one with the thick plexiglass cover.
He is working on a code word or phrase that I said I will publish worldwide for the discriminating gringo who wants to get laid without getting fucked. In a couple of weeks, there will be a response from the dueña ****, I hope.
BTW, there were 6 chicks there, 3 fuckable ones that ranged from 7 to 7.8 on the Latina Addict scale.
Now, GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, stop paying gringo prices, educate yourselves and do not be afraid to tell them to get fucked and walk out saying your gringo friends will never come here again!
Damn it, I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired of fighting soooooooooooooooo hard while value shopping because some of us contribute to raising the price of twat around the world! Nuf said. OK?
(Down off of soap box now)
Latina Addict

[Frank Sinatra]

Hi Guys,

Sorry if my english is not very good. I will be in Montevideo next weekend and I will go to Pikaros. I am Spanish and I speak Portuguese also. If you need help with the language I can help us.

The page is very good.

[Full Throttle]

Lot's of fun for a bargain price.

Characterizing $100 each for 2 girls as a bargain would be true at some lattitudes, but not at 35 Degrees South. Ouch.

[Ice T]

New page and pics of Alexandra www.sexynaty.com

I reported about this beautiful girl sometime ago.

Regards,

Danny

Hiya! How much would that chick charge you? Do you know if there's cheap motels in Montevideo centre that charge per hours?

Reg T