Montevideo

[Teacup]

Well, I have to say that my experiences here were cheaper, less weird and (probably) better.

All along the main drag from the Radisson, you will get handed little slips of paper with addresses of massage places. There is no massage! But for about $12 US you can get some pretty decent (always covered for everything, in my experience) full service.

There is no point in me giving you the addresses, as they only put a mook on the streets handing out the slips when they are open, so I might send you to a closed place. One of my 'friends' from one location offered my a TLN for $50. None of these ladies were stunning (go to Brazil or BA), but they we all young, cute and reasonably willing.

It's certainly not a 'destination', but it's not the armpit that the messages here seem to suggest!

[Uranus]

Waiting to leave Montevideo late in the evening by bus, I wanted to kill some time by visiting the bar Pikaro's, which was located within walking distance from my hotel, the Radisson. I found Pikaro's to be an oddity with rather strange shows on offer. The ladies working by the bar tried to make conversation but were not overly aggressive.

As I sat watching a the show I made eye contact with the dancer who proceeded to dance for me on an exclusive basis. There were not that many people at the bar at that time as it was still not too late, so I was not embarrassed by the extra attention.

When her dance act was over, the girl, who was about 19, and had a hot body and an attractive smile proceed to sit next to me by the bar. I offered her a drink and as our conversation progressed she offered to accompany her my hotel. However I explained that I would have to leave town late in the evening and therefore could not accept her offer to which she said she could still offer me a quick blow job. I told her that I no longer had a hotel room but she told me that if I wanted to release my load, to wait for her outside Pikaro's, down a street corner. She also told me that by doing it this way I could avoid the bar fine (apparently there is a bar fine to take a girl out of Pukaro's)

So I followed her instructions and waited for her on the street corner after discreetly exiting the bar and about five minutes later she met. She grabbed my hand and then ushered me into an alley from where I could see people walking the road. However, due to the narrowness of the alley, they were unable to see us. She then knelt down on here knees, unzipped my jeans, took my manhood into her mouth and gave me the most sloppiest blow job I had ever experienced. After about five minutes, I had her saliva running down both my legs and my jeans which were now at ankle height were being soaked with her salival juices. Just before I was about to come, she would stop slurping on the tip of my manhood by licking and sucking both of my hairy balls. Then I saw a group of three gorgeous girls walk by, and as I checked out there skin tight dresses, I came all over her mouth and face.

The price for this unexpected, and unroutine service, which I would highly recommend was about US$50. After this service, I was so exhausted that I could hardly walk back to the Radisson to get my luggage. I made it on time to catch the late bus out of Montevideo, but as I had not been able to take a shower after the blow job, my pants reeked of sperm. Nevertheless the young backpacker from Florida who sat next to me did not seem to mind as she wanted to know what I had done and seen in Montevideo. Of course, I told her about everything that I had done and seen in Montevideo except this experience at Pikaro's.

[Jager]

"Star Bene" in Montevideo (MVD)

There is some hope in MVD if you like comfortable houses. The place I found through a friendly taxi driver is called "Star Bene" and is located on Ramón Fernandez 285 (Continuation of Ellauri street). Tel 710-2368. Ask any taxi driver in MVD to take you to the Sheraton hotel next to the Shopping Center Punta Carretas. With the Sheraton and the shopping center in your back, walk uphill away from the ocean until you hit the intersection of Ellauri/Ramón Fernandez = same street. Go left, walk 1 block, cross the street Garcia Cortinas and then you will see on the street Ramon Fernandez on your right hand side a house sitting a little back with a white awning with Star Bene written on it. They are open Mon, Tue, Wdn and Sat from 1 pm to 11 pm and Thr and Fri from 1 pm to midnight. Closed on Sundays. Most girls will show up for work after 3 or 3:30 pm. After ringing the doorbell, a normal dressed woman will lead you in and always ask you in Spanish, have you been here before. Just say yes and take a seat on the sofa or big chairs to your left. You think you are in the wrong place because all you see are 2-3 old big barber chairs and a small bar. The woman will offer you a drink and slowly 2 or 3 girls will show up. They are normal dressed and will just sit down and talk to you, most of it in Spanish, which I could understand ok.
None of them was a real knock-out just some young 20-26 year old girls working in the afternoon or early evening. The last time I have been there (1 US $ ~ 27 pesos) the prices were as follows: The box (a small room, no bed, just a massage table) 600 pesos (US $ 22.00), a room (with a big bed) 900 pesos (US $ 33) and the Jacuzzi room 1200 pesos (US $ 44). The girls like the room best because their cut is as follows: box 600 = 300 for the house and 300 for the girl, room 900 = 500 house and 400 for the girl, and Jacuzzi room 1200 = 800 house and 400 for the girl. So they will get the same from the regular room as they get from the Jacuzzi room, except they have to clean the Jacuzzi room themselves afterwards, and getting the room ready is faster.

After talking to 3 girls I decided to ask Rosana, a small girl about 22 years old with long dark hair to go to the room with me. She showed me the way to a changing room, gave me a key to a locker and I took a shower, with my cloth and money safely locked away. In the locker were flip-flop sandals, a towel and white bathrobe. The 3 shower stalls were clean, next to a big wooden sauna. She disappeared and after I was done she lead the way upstairs and we got into the room. She did not ask for the money, began undressing me and reached nicely with her two hands under my bathrobe and we began foreplay. We undressed her and her BBBJ was ok, but nothing special. We had a nice relaxing session, nothing extra ordinary. The whole time I felt comfortable, safe and clean. She did not watch the clock and I think said at the beginning the time is for around 1 hour. We were done a little before that. I had taken my money from the locker, before I left and paid her the 900 pesos plus gave her a 600 pesos tip, which she initially refused and said this is too much. She also gave me her cell phone number and told me to call next time when I was coming back to MVD. All in all nothing special, but a safe place to screw around with a friendly girl, without the hassle of smelly bars and buying drinks for girls, which they only get a fraction of the money. I personally prefer these places and I am sure you can get things done with only a little English.

[MagicTouch]

Guys, I agree on the fact that Montevideo is not the top of the paradises (and the current economic crisis does not help to show it under a brighter light), but I can share a not-so-bad/better-than-nothing experience I had there, although it dates back to July 2002.

Try the bar Pikaro's, located at walking distance from Radisson Hotel, in an upscale district of the town. The bar offered a variety of shows, ranging from cabaret to lap dance, to sex live (a fat male animal fucking hard a tapered dancer ...). Although there were several ladies working there, you could sit at the bar and have your drink in peace, no least compulsion to offer them a drink. Prices were simply ridicolous. If you liked a girl, of course she was supposed to be available to join you. The one I picked was something impressive. She was very young, 19 she said, could have been true. Her name was Carolina. We named her La Colegiala after her show. The show was divided into 2 parts: she began dancing La Colegiala dressed and acting like an innocent baby schoolgirl, and in the course of the show she progressively changed into a sexy and fatal lap dancer, getting rid of her colegiala-like socks, skirt etc and giving everybody a perfect insight of her young and slim body. Since her face looked very cute and sweet, the overall effect was terrific IMHO. And since after her show nobody took care of her, I invited her to join me at my table. My Spanish skills helped a lot. This combination of sweet and sexy was something unusual that was worth my time - and my mates fully agreed on this!. She would go out with me although, since she was on duty, I would have to pay. But I was with business partners and decided not to leave, so I don't know how much I was supposed to pay to get that sweet&sexy beauty available for the rest of the night, but I would be surprised if it were more than 50$. Definitely a lost occasion, I shouldn't be so fair on my mates after 2am :-(. She gave me her mobile nr. which is 095-371971, but the next day I had to leave and who knows when I'll be able to be there again :-((
I would recommend her to everybody looking for a similar kind of combination of sweet and sexy ... that's my best memory of Montevideo. If anybody happens to try that bar or even that lady, pls post yr experience! Curious to know what I gave up after all ...

[Happy Cat]

Montevideo was sad and abandoned, the summer moves all the action to Punta del este, as I´ve been told. My friend Veronica (see below) lost her cellular and has no way to find her in advance.
If you are in Montevideo for other reason try to find her in Whiskeria Bahia, beginning at 10 pm. (Javier Barrios Amorin, corner with Colonia). Ask for "Debora" , buy her one drink and treat her kind. Price: around USD20 for more than an hour. No other good options.

[Dudeman]

Spent a couple days in Montevideo. Bottom Line: do not go there looking for sex. If you happen to be there for some other reason, then good luck. The boate scene is pretty poor. Maybe it would be better to try a massage parlor or classified ads.

The sex bar scene is pretty bad. Went to a place called Baires (which is supposedly a good place) and was not impressed with the girls. Fat and ugly and very pushy in wanting drinks. I left without picking up a girl because it was just disappointing (and I knew I was going to Brazil after Uruguay). Boy do I love Brazilian garotas.

There are some other places that are worse. They seem to try to make money off the sailors that come into town.

All in all, a pretty disappointing scene. Not recommended as a hobby destination.

[J Wadd]

But better yet:

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MENTEVIDEO OF YOU WANT GOOD SEX.

[J Wadd]

Yah, I agree on the Harbour bars -- I couldn't find them either. I don't know where I originally read someone descriobing them (here, in the archives, or on some old post on *************.com). Dunno. I fucking WALKED around that whole section of Montevideo looking for them -- then took a cab and looked for them -- and couldn't find shit.

Don't waste your time. Goto to the clubs I talked about in the archive section.

JW

P.S. A suco drink is a fresh-"juice" drink.

[Nibu Raphael]

Hi Again to all and La Larry Yeh Montevideo sucks Me and My buddy even went to visit the Old City by the port and nothing. I heard on Ave. Colon is the Red Light Zone but just a poor rough neighborhood felt like I was in the lower east of Manhattan. SHIT this other place too had Ugly Girls near 18 De Julio on W. Ferreira Aldunate 1312 UGLY UGLY UGLY.. Phone number 908- 8182 UGLY UGLY UGLY YUCK... Waste of time to this... Ok Another Shit Place with 3 ugly girls on Artiga and Rivera full service 300 Pesos...Phone number 099-152129 I think on floor 7 number 706 SHIT Too.............Also call 094- 237537.....................Encuentros Placenteros on Andes 1342 TAmara almost passable but still she falls short Yeh Andes 1342 floor 15 Shit Man now like 3 dudes are banging drums and trumpets for money ARGGGHHhhhhhhh My Anxiety is getting too Me PROZAC PLEASE HA HA Only Joking But ARGGHHHHHHHHH.......Ok Also checked two places on Yaguaron one at Yaugoron 1414 Crap The other like 6 blocks farther down . Whiskeria New Style too on Andes 1319 SHIT Ugly Hags.......

[Nibu Raphael]

Thanks Thanks Thanks yeh dude I am not a rich guy I am A poor Rich Polack from Chicago living in Lima Peru. Yeh Montevideo is a rip off Have not seen one nice girl here yet in over 30 hours here. I will be broke coming in to BA I think for a few days I will check in to a cheap backpackers hostal. I too am paying for my Peruvian friend only food,internet and drinks... SEX Money is all for me. I should have money by next thursday Man I will try to fuck a Clarin girl or two then hit a few swingers clubs, Maybe check out a Heavy Metal concert and defenitly check out the street scene maybe also Check out the Cafes. Blacks and other clubs I will try to stay away from as I Ned money for Mendoza and stinking expensive Chile. My Friend JM is not making money at all from his HM CDS So I keep on bailing him out. OK Another report on Montevideo some dude earlier in the day gave me a flyer on 18 De Julio for a club called Olimpo I mean a massage place we went at 7 and another guy too was waiting at the door and kept on ringing the bell and no answer he even called up the place then on his cell phone and nothing. Shit Fucked up anyways this place is on Colonia 1543 Ap. 203 WOW Shit that is also the number of the Ambassador hotel Where Dahmmer killed in Milwaukee.... HEE HE WEIRD OK This place is on the corner of Tacuarembo phone number 094- 457-951 I will be back for part 2 soon need to take of some buisness now,,,, NIBU............

[LA Larry]

Nibu--

I posted a long time ago on these boards that Montevideo sucks. The scene exists but it is very depressing. All the hobby bars contain ugly chicks who charge a way too much.

Get the hell out of there as soon as you can. You are wasting time and money.

Peace--

LA Larry

[Nibu Raphael]

Wow Hobby fan might have to check out Brujas tonight I think I am a few blocks from there staying at the Dump Abc Hotel on Florida and Uruguay by the Chino Bar........

[Nibu Raphael]

Hi Gato I just picked up an old copy of El Pais last night in centro Montevideo. I just called a Dominatrix 31 years old but way too petit with no tits to my liking. I wrote down the adress of one place here in the ad I got from Elo Pais 6 girls phone number 924-5829 The address is Sahuan 1825 by the corner of NYC of of 18 de julio. Another place here phone number 099-152129 they said they are at Artigas off of Ladorre de Las Caudillas floor 7 number 1706. I will check out thse places soon . I need to eat soon. Had A chivito earlier today weird mixture of bacon,sunnyside up egg,lettuce,steak type meat plus fries. The Mcdonalds here had this weird spinach snack and like a brocolli potato snack. Ok back to SEx Action Me and my friend will try to check out the Old town tonight at 10 before heading off to this Heavy Metal concert. I think near by Ave. Colon is the red light district. Me and my Buddy checked out Artigas last night nothing but Ugly TVS. Shit and no fucking girls near Rodo Park. Stay away from Artigas thse dudes looked like they could of been in Winger or fucking Poison. Got this card from this Sex Shop on Convenciones block 12 MDK Produccionesa Stripper Private Shows For Men and Women too Call 409- 1354 and 099-132 275 E mail Kasandra and Andrea maiz@montevideo.com.uy Some dude gave me this card last night on 18 de Julio st. Encuentros massage service so Me and my friend checked it out it is on a side st. off 18 De Julio by where all the whiskerias are Andes 1342 floor number 15 call them 901-8417 I think 300 Uruguayan pesos for full service Tamara seemed borderline alright but I took a pass on her she could of been hotter lokking the other 4 were even skankier. Checked out thw *****s too on Ave. 18 de Julio all Ugly. The Whiskerias too Did not have great looking chicks... Well I am out of here I will keep you all updated here on my last day-night in Montevideo Better luck in BA then boring Montevideo,,,,,, NIBU R........

[Happy Cat]

To Nibu Raphael

You can check advertisements in EL Pais (WWW.diarioelpais.com.uy). You must register and then go to "Clasificados" (upper right) there you can find "servicios" and then "mensajes especiales".

There you can find nice "whiskerias" :I reccomend one on Barrios Amorin st., one block from 18 de Julio. There I met the best of the best: a blond bombshell called Veronica. After a night of just talking and flirting, she gave her cel number: 094224839. The other day I tried to find her, but was unsuccessfull. At night I found her in the Whiskeria. She was tired, her aunt was at the hospital, and she wanted to sleep. I payed $100 (US$ 3!!!) for her to leave and went to a motel nearby. We stayed several hours and fucked like crazy in different positions and finished sleeping in each arm´s . At the end I gave her $500 (US$ 17) and payed the same for the hotel. Then I gave her money to go home. I cannot wait to go there again!!

In the advertisements you can check the places with an address, asking in the hotel if they are nearby. The massage parlours seem to be agood option for short term BJ and f. but I´ve just visited one that was fair (not very good, but very cheap and clean)
Warnings: the advertisements with "traviesa" or "trav" are (obviously) transvestites.
All in all: a good place, very cheap, little english, but friendly mood. They want to earn the money.

[Octatron]

Today I decided to check out the beaches for action with pros, and non pros.

Absolutely no pros work the beaches. Talked to a few girls who were regular girls, enjoyed to talk to me. Unfortunately since I was only in Montevideo for the day. Did not bother to ask any out for a dinner date or something. But I do overnight there next month, so perhaps that’s an option for next time?

There were quite a bit of hotties at the beach though.

In the past, I’ve been to a couple Prive Apartments. Their easy to find, ask a Taxi driver. Or in town some guys will hand out flyers. But I recall there are a few.

Next time I'm there, perhaps I'll take one for the team and review a Prive apartment.

But I think that some Spanish skills are a little more mandatory in Uruguay than in Argentina, just my experience though.