Montevideo

[Bahador2008]

Hi guys,

I am in porto alegre and had two actions since yesterday with real brazilian ass experience. I am heading to montevideo tomorrow. Can you please write here some address of chongos (brothel) in Montevideo please. I found just 2 places in the reports that they are close to each other.

Coronel Marcelino Sosa 2XX3.

Martíand Garcia 1XX6.

These are the places. Please write more address with prices and working hours if possible.

Thanks a lot.

[DaniCasanova]

What are the streetwalkers charging in the Cuidad Vieja (old town) area. I guess they come out at night.

This year in Montevideo Uruguay, exist a new site here: http://escortsuruguay.uy/.

[BayBoy]

What are the streetwalkers charging in the Cuidad Vieja (old town) area. I guess they come out at night.

[The Cane]

Somehow I just knew you have been there before; where haven't you been?

I'm thinking the same thing, 2-3 nights tops. Enough time to explore all the clubs and eat some great chow.

Any steak place recommendation?

Any girl friendly hotel in the central area?

Thank you, as always, for your input!

Here's what to see and do in Montevideo: http://www.atlasandboots.com/things-...ideo-uruguay/. As the article notes, there are a bunch of steak houses at the Mercado Agricola. I ate at one of those, but don't remember the name. I stayed at the Sheraton that was in a great location with shopping located adjacent and connected to the hotel. I did not try to bring in any tutes, so I don't know if it's girl-friendly or not. But the way things were set up, I think it would be fairly easy to bring in somebody if you wanted to. Just be confident and act like you know what you're doing LOL! Oh yes and:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov4epAJRPMw

Funny how he pronounces Barranquilla as "Barranqwilla" LOL! One of the few overseas destinations he mentions hehehe!

[TomJackin]

Montevideo is nice, but also very slow compared to other destinations, and can get a little boring! And don't go there looking for any great mongering action because it isn't there. You thought things weren't so great for mongering in Santiago? Well then, wait until you go to Montevideo! I definitely would not go there just to monger. Too many other good options, including BA where you'll be. But, I know you're like me and don't travel for simply the sex and nothing else. In my opinion, you can get a steak in Montevideo that is as good or better than what you can get in BA, and that's saying something. I would say that 3 nights max in Montevideo would be enough. IMHO!

Somehow I just knew you have been there before; where haven't you been?

I'm thinking the same thing, 2-3 nights tops. Enough time to explore all the clubs and eat some great chow.

Any steak place recommendation?

Any girl friendly hotel in the central area?

Thank you, as always, for your input!

[The Cane]

I will be in Buenos Aires for two weeks in June. However, I want to take the ferry trip to Montevideo for one of the weekends.

Questions:

Would you spend 3 or 4 nights in Montevideo?

Any suggestion on a friendly chica / escort hotel in El Centro Montevideo?

Thank you all in advance!

Tom.

Montevideo is nice, but also very slow compared to other destinations, and can get a little boring! And don't go there looking for any great mongering action because it isn't there. You thought things weren't so great for mongering in Santiago? Well then, wait until you go to Montevideo! I definitely would not go there just to monger. Too many other good options, including BA where you'll be. But, I know you're like me and don't travel for simply the sex and nothing else. In my opinion, you can get a steak in Montevideo that is as good or better than what you can get in BA, and that's saying something. I would say that 3 nights max in Montevideo would be enough. IMHO!

[TomJackin]

I will be in Buenos Aires for two weeks in June. However, I want to take the ferry trip to Montevideo for one of the weekends.

Questions:

Would you spend 3 or 4 nights in Montevideo?

Any suggestion on a friendly chica / escort hotel in El Centro Montevideo?

Thank you all in advance!

Tom.

[Gagoo]

I went to Pkaros Whiskera, Convencion 1260, a couple nights ago because it was nearby where I was staying. http://pasion-uruguay.com/pykaros-cabaret/ If that failed, I was going to go to Baires Disco.

I went on a Saturday night (Sunday morning), about 1 AM. I might or might not have got gringo pricing. Entry with one drink included was 300 pesos. It is a small strip club, that doesn't get very dirty. Sometimes you see no dancer, and sometimes a woman will sing. A ladies drink is 380 pesos. Maybe I got gringo pricing. There are no rooms on site, and if you want to take a girl out of the club you need to buy her at least 2 drinks. This seems standard at these local "Whiskera" places. I seen about 15 woman. They can actually pass off as European women. Out of the 15 women, I think 3 were good looking. Maybe one or two old ones, and the others look average. An unusual one came to me. She looks like one those women that listen to heavy metal, or likes to tie you up with leather straps and spank you. She dressed like that when she left my apartment also. I have to say she looked like this, but had a decent body, and was overly touchy and affectionate. She started off with 2,500 pesos to go to my place. I said 2,000 and she said OK. So price was 300 entry, 380 times 2 for her drinks, and 2,000 pesos for her. Quite pricey.

We walked to my apartment which took about 7 minutes. She took a pretty long shower at my place, then I took a short shower and we started of with DFK, but she CBJ. Then I'd say we had normal, not bad, not special sex. But I think this the first time I had sex with a woman of her type. Looking like a punk rocker. She actually didn't ask for the money. I just gave it to her while she was getting dressed. I think she would have actually stayed and gone to sleep with me, because when I got out of my second quick shower she was under the blankets sleeping. Since I had to leave that same morning, I decided to make me a drink and pack up some of my stuff. She later got out of bed and took and shower and got ready to leave. This was at about 4 AM now, so I wouldn't blame her for wanting to wait awhile to go home. If I didn't have to leave that morning I would have crawled in bed with her and see what would have happened. But I also have to say, sometimes she was annoying, because she would just randomly poke or tickle me before and after the sex. I was feeling like Charlie Sheen and thinking I pay the girl to leave after sex.

She is just 21, named something like Colina. She takes a 1 hour taxi to and from work, so I didn't feel so bad for paying that much for her. I don't think I'd go back to that place. It's not bad. But I'd have to look at other places first. Not to mention there are places for less than half that price here.

[Gagoo]

So, there I was. I arrived in Montevideo yesterday. I rented a car for about $275 USD for 8 days. A taxi from the airport to the Centro area if that is where you want to go, is about $50 USD. So, I decided to rent a car. I will also be going to Punta Del Este and a day in Colonia Del Sacramento. So I will get my car rentals worth. As far as driving yesterday, it was not difficult at all, but most of my drive was along the ocean. But, parking is a pain in the ass. I decided to not drive today because parking is a pain in the ass here. Where I ended up mongering had parking though.

I used Uber to get me to Palacio Legislativo, so I could get near where I was actually going, but do some touristy things first. After taking my pictures and video I walked to Mercado Agrcola de Montevideo to eat. It is a pretty cool market type area under a big warehouse type place. I then walked to my mongering spots of interest.

I went to some places in the most recent reports. My first place was Coronel Marcelino Sosa 2213. It was almost 6 PM before I eventually got there. And it is a Wednesday. I was shown about 6 women and I didn't see anything I liked. I can't even remember the prices because I was not interested, and they said kissing is extra this, suck tits is extra, DATY is extra. No way I want to DATY or even kiss those nasty women and pay extra for it. I just left. I then walked to Martand Garcia 1486. It is only a couple minutes away from the first place. This place makes it slightly more obvious that it is a business. I was only shown 3 girls, and 1 showed up later, but I don't know if she was available. This place has a small bar and very tiny club. This place looks old, like it hasn't been updated in decades. The girls and the momasan reminded me of women from the Dominica Republic. They looked just like Dominicans. I only liked one of them, she is actually pretty good looking. I didn't ask her age, I didn't ask if she had kids either, because I could tell she had at least one kid. But her body was still nice. She was comfortable with just wearing jeans and only a bra. She didn't have anything to hide. I'm sure I got gringo pricing, but the prices from the mamsan were: (local pesos) Buy a girl a drink is $200. My Pepsi was 120. But she had no change, so I only paid 100 for it. $600 for half an hour. $800 for 45 minutes. $1,000 for an hour. This is paid to the momasan. If you want any kissing, DATY, suck boobs, etc. You have to pay the girl extra, directly. I sure I also got a gringo price. It is pretty much $300 extra for each service. I didn't ask about BBBJ or Anal. Maybe next time if I ever go back. I cold not understand the name she was giving me. I paid for the 45 minutes and kissing. Total is $1,100 pesos. The kissing she gave was decent DFK, but I could tell that maybe she smokes. Maybe she smokes weed, who knows. Service was OK, CBJ is included in the price, or, she gave it to me free. I think she realized my buddy ain't going to wake himself up after a couple minutes of kissing didn't do much. I almost didn't finish though, because the condoms are too damn small. And she wasn't exactly dripping wet. She seemed to enjoy it when she was on top though. After fucking her doggy for awhile I realized the tiny condom isn't making this very enjoyable. I stop and my buddy got choked out. I took of the condom and massaged her back and ass for awhile and rubbed my buddy on her ass and my buddy became conscious again. I went and grabbed my own condom and she was OK with it. She didn't even check, I could have fucked her without a condom if I wanted to. With my own condom, I had sexcess. I have to mention that the room that we went to, up above the bar, labelled as Officina, is a really shitty looking room. The light didn't work, but it had a small square TV playing porn, so we had some light, I just had to move her around the bed some so I could see her ass when doing doggy. Their was no aircon, but it was a cold day, so it was not needed. There was also no bathroom, or shower, etc. It was one of the dingiest rooms I have been to, but at least it had a big bed. She didn't change sheets or anything after the sex, she just made up the bed for the next clients use. Well, $1,100 pesos is only about $40 USD. So, I fell like I got my moneys worth. If you just want a 30 minute quicky, no kissing the price would only be $600 pesos which is only about $22 USD. She was the only girl there that I would fuck, so I'm not sure if it would be worth going back. Unless I go when there is a different shift.

I saw her playing with Facebook when I was putting on my clothes, so we added each other as Facebook friends. She doesn't have many pics, but I'll share one here. This place Martin Garcia 1486 (that's the address) is open 24 hours, 7 days a week. The girl I took works 4 PM til midnight.

Bonus tip. Nobody seems to mention this, but foreigners don't need to pay the IVA tax. If you use your foreign credit card on some things such as restaurants, or rental cars, you don't get charged the 22% IVA. I know some countries you can file a claim to get a refund on the taxes that you paid, but here, you just use your credit card, and you don't worry about it. I'm not sure what else has the IVA tax that you don't have to pay.

[Gagoo]

I got to centro early to get a great chivitos and look around at the area and also possible afternoon fun. Using this site and wiki guide, I found a number of places seemed to be closed for good and none open during the day. I found Baires and a couple of the other night clubs and a couple of the whiskerias and planned on returning at night. After a late dinner with my hosts, I headed out to centro and decided to go for the best, which was Baires. It was still early by Uruguay standards (midnight), so a little quiet. There was no entrance fee, but drinks were 300 pesos for me and 370 for girls. Girls came up slowly one by one but the two I was most interested in, did not. All the girls that came up were nice, but were not my type and I did not buy them drinks. However, all of a sudden a very attractive blonde came in a very funny silvery pants with lots of tiny holes. Alicia. The outfit was very sexy with a silvery low cut blouse which showed a hint of her nice breasts and she was a LOT of fun. Since I had some education from this board, we started discussing costs and it turned out, I needed to buy her 2 drinks for takeout. While we were drinking and talking, it was lively and fun with a little teasing and touching. Then I settled the bill and we walked over to a nearby hotel which seems to be the standard place. We went up and had fun. She was sexy and fun and danced and played and took me over and over (I was having a difficult time coming, but it didn't seem to bother her). We kept at it until I finally exploded and she laughed, kissed me, then went to get some tissue for me, then she went to wash up. I think she only looks for one customer per night, because she changed into street clothes and we walked out together and I let her catch a cab first and she left. I would have seen her again if I had the chance to go out again, but unfortunately with these late dinners and early morning meetings, it was impossible. And unfortunately, my hotel seemed to have strict security, so I'm not sure I would have been able to bring someone in.

You mentioned the two drinks that you bought, but you didn't mention how much she wanted. That would be very useful information.

[DocInHeat]

I got to centro early to get a great chivitos and look around at the area and also possible afternoon fun. Using this site and wiki guide, I found a number of places seemed to be closed for good and none open during the day. I found Baires and a couple of the other night clubs and a couple of the whiskerias and planned on returning at night. After a late dinner with my hosts, I headed out to centro and decided to go for the best, which was Baires. It was still early by Uruguay standards (midnight), so a little quiet. There was no entrance fee, but drinks were 300 pesos for me and 370 for girls. Girls came up slowly one by one but the two I was most interested in, did not. All the girls that came up were nice, but were not my type and I did not buy them drinks. However, all of a sudden a very attractive blonde came in a very funny silvery pants with lots of tiny holes. Alicia. The outfit was very sexy with a silvery low cut blouse which showed a hint of her nice breasts and she was a LOT of fun. Since I had some education from this board, we started discussing costs and it turned out, I needed to buy her 2 drinks for takeout. While we were drinking and talking, it was lively and fun with a little teasing and touching. Then I settled the bill and we walked over to a nearby hotel which seems to be the standard place. We went up and had fun. She was sexy and fun and danced and played and took me over and over (I was having a difficult time coming, but it didn't seem to bother her). We kept at it until I finally exploded and she laughed, kissed me, then went to get some tissue for me, then she went to wash up. I think she only looks for one customer per night, because she changed into street clothes and we walked out together and I let her catch a cab first and she left. I would have seen her again if I had the chance to go out again, but unfortunately with these late dinners and early morning meetings, it was impossible. And unfortunately, my hotel seemed to have strict security, so I'm not sure I would have been able to bring someone in.

[DocInHeat]

OK, it's been awhile since this post, but I followed up and visited the Korean place next to the Radisson. I passed by during the day and it was closed. I went at 11:30 pm and the door was semi-opened and I went in, but I'm not sure it was really open. I passed a girl walking down the stairs who smile and said 'hola' as she continued out. Upstairs there were a number of karaoke type rooms, all empty. I heard some men in one of the rooms down the hall speaking Korean, otherwise it was very quiet. So my bet is that it is either a karaoke place or a kind of room salon business and maybe with girls for company who may or may not go with you to your room. But it is a total guess and definitely nothing was happening when I got there.

Its mostly dead at this point. Of the bars, Baires is open (strip club) and is asking for a 300 entrance fee. Ricas is free entry, and there were 2 girls inside (a 6 and a 7) and not really worth the time. Nice people though. Its rather depressing walking through the city at night. There's apparently a Korean place on ciudadela behind the Radisson- its next to the second Korean restaurant there, which is a hole in the wall but quite good food. I haven't had a chance to go there yet as there are no signs in any language besides Korean so I'm not sure if they're welcoming. I'm of Asian origin but not Korean which makes it difficult, and I don't really speak Spanish.

Will see if I can dig up more info. Here for 2 more days.

[PasionUruguay]

And once we warm you up can we cool down in some way?

Funny how I hardly mentioned that. Yes, of course you can fuck the women. Although they'll try to make you spend as much as they can before letting you fuck them.

Personally, I would go to an escort. There are plenty of independent prostitutes in Uruguay, and most of them advertise online. I recently came of with this little list for Tres Cruces in Montevideo. It's one of the most centric and sexual zones of our city. Not only there's plenty of escorts with discrete apartments, but there are brothels, sex shops and even XXX cinemas. You must check it out if you visit us. Anyways, if you want to take a look here's the list http://pasion-uruguay.com/escorts-en...es-montevideo/ basically I gathered the best 5 girls I have been with in that zone.

[Albert Punter]

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Besides playing pool while the girls dance around you, you can ask and for a few dollars the girls will make you a strip dance in a private couch. Just to warm you up.
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And once we warm you up can we cool down in some way?

[PasionUruguay]

One of the most fancy and expensive whiskeras in Montevideo (http://pasion-uruguay.com/mapa/whiskerias/), but a place where you can go to relax as much as have fun. Young girls with gorgeous bodies, make an strip show that will drive you nuts.

A whiskera with years on the business.

Baires is one of the best options to spend the night between beautiful and sensual women, play some pool matches, get a few drinks and get lost a few hours. More than 3 decades stand behind this place and it's criteria incorporating new girls to it's staff.

It's a must in our city night life, and a place that foreigners usually visit.

Expensive, but the best in Montevideo.

Besides playing pool while the girls dance around you, you can ask and for a few dollars the girls will make you a strip dance in a private couch. Just to warm you up.

The drinks' prices make me hurt. Even more considering you must buy drinks for the girls if you want to go to the room with them.

Like every whiskera in Montevideo, to enter you must be 18 or older, and in Baires you have to pay a minimum of 200 pesos Uruguayans. The shows start at 12:30 am, Brazilian music, erotic striptease, and so on.

Located between San Jos street, and Convenciand street, Baires is a classic of Montevideo, a little city but with a wide range of pleasure houses. Ask any veteran, and Baires will be mentioned for sure.

One of the best things, it's open every day between 9 pm and 5 am.