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[Aragorn]

Didn't want to do work I had to do so I took the supposedly bullet-proof SUV for a spin around some of the darker edges of town.

Remember because we are so close to the equator it gets dark around 6:30

I rolled past two very low end street walkers at the corner of Av Los Jabillos and Av Los Cedros. As I passed Residencia Caribe ( a rundown apartment block) I saw a sweet honey about to get on a motorbike.

Among the local monger forum, this building is known as El Cuartel or the Headquarters. Several escort agencies run out of there. Not in-house service but more like a lounge and dispatch office. Sorry for the quality of the attached photo but it was shot with a cell phone. Her face was not spectacular but it would have looked great with by dick in her mouth.

Av Andres Bello has some females on the stroll, a very fat one with her huge knocker ready to fall out of her vest, a very erect (posture) granny who reminded my of the actress who played Cliff Claven's mother on the American TV series Cheers, a petite bottled blonde that hid in the shadows and a two girls that stood together.

I rolled up on the pair, one was short and dumpy in a white sack dress, the other had huge tits, I called her up to the window and she wasn't bad looking. Long jet back hair, nice big ass to balance out the tits and something of a belly. She smiled and thought we had been together before but I said definitely not. She wanted BsF 200 which I thought was a little high for a SW, the other drawback a a mole the size of an M&M (plain not peanut) plastered on the side of her nose.

The trannies were out in force on Av. Libertador, a covey of six where standing together, a few of them could have fooled me.

Rolled down to Av Las Acacias also know as Av de Los Hoteles because of the hotels there. Very inexpensive, both short and long term rates. I would recommend the Gabial for low budget backpacking mongers, but unless you have real street experience and can project a major bad ass vibe this is not the after dark neighborhood for you.

I saw a hot one with Asian features in front of the Hotel Sur and rolled up on her she opened her mouth and right away I knew she had that "little something extra" so I politely declined. She told me to pull into the hotel parking lot because there was a room just off the lot full of girls to choose from. I thanked the shim for the info but since I was only wearing gym shorts and a t-shirt a felt a little vulnerable (also no place to distribute my cash) but I might check it out later.

Swung by the hotel Dallas ( a well known short time near the Marriott) and there were two real girls standing by the exit.

Headed home to try and get things done so I can justify some pay for play later this weekend.

[Aragorn]

GMaster1 - Please purchase a bottle of Desenex and apply it liberally to your tongue because you have firmly stuck both feet in you mouth. I am not Venezuelan, I am not a permanent resident of Venezuela. I have no right to vote in this country.

With a single post in the ISG, you have shown yourself to be an arrogant know-it-all who thinks he's qualified to tell other people how to run their country.

I shall give you this advice, you had best heed it or you will find your remaining time on any ISG forum to be nasty, brutish and short - Read The Fucking Forum (RTFF if you can make the connection) and think real hard before you post anything beyond how you got your knob polished by some doxy down on the waterfront.

Consider yourself flamed.

Instead of working out absurd and ridiculous ways to touch a woman.

Why don't you address the bigger picture?

Take your historically important country out of 1947 and vote out your idiot head of state.

Then maybe you can have some money in your pocket and some choice.

Get with it.

[Gmaster1]

Instead of working out absurd and ridiculous ways to touch a woman.

Why don't you address the bigger picture?

Take your historically important country out of 1947 and vote out your idiot head of state.

Then maybe you can have some money in your pocket and some choice.

Get with it.

[Aragorn]

If you can book into the Marriott using reward points or miles - so much the better. Three local agencies Sexy Hot, Secret of Love and Nucleo del Placer have very doable girls for 200 BsF or less for an hour. That is about 26 U.S. dollars. Then add about 8 dollars for the taxi they don't take. I suppose you could pay them in dollars or Euros at an agreed rate.

Since I don't have access to physical dollar I've never tried it.

[Furysys]

Thanks, that's pretty much how I do things in Medellin. Will look up your posts re changing money etc., and I am not a 2am club guy anymore anyway, so no problem there. I think part of it is the macabre fascination of seeing a glimpse of life under Chavez, and the knowledge that, using the parallel market, one can have a really good time there. I will be careful!

[Aragorn]

Remember I live here, I don't go out every night, or even every month. I have that "other" life. As I've mentioned before, unless you have a lot of money or business to do here, mongering is not the best deal.

I'm alive because I'm not hitting the packed clubs at 2AM.

The big monger question is how to get value for your money. All the girls here are expensive at the official exchange rate, but a steal at the parallel rate. I've described how I change money in another post.

Here is a simple 3x a day mongering plan. Check into the J.W. Marriott, it is chica friendly.

During the day, visit a spa/studio at opening time, between 10 and 11 AM, four hours later after lunch, visit a different spa/studio and fuck again.

Have and early dinner or catch a movie at the Sambil or San Ignacio shopping malls, try your game of the shop girls.

If unlucky, return to hotel and call a 400 Bolivar girl from one of the agencies on the local escort website.

[Furysys]

Aragon, reading your comments about Caracas makes me think of the Clash -- Should I stay or should I go? Dangerous as hell, but sounds exciting, beautiful women, packed nightclubs, possibility of getting shot, makes me think of Chicago in the '20's or something, I have read your commentary over the last year, obviously YOU live there and are still alive, so give us all intrepid mongers some Caracas survival tips!

[Prosal]

Correct me if I wrong - but fake boobs are as common as posters of Chavez in Venezuela.

+1. Never been there, but it seems that actually most venezuelian girls seem distorted by mounds of silicon and collagen.

I personnaly like when a young woman is untouched by a scalpel (that is why I go to FSU). Well, ok, I wouldn't mind spending a few weeks in Caracas though.

[Aragorn]

I would say that if the women did not have fake boobs, then the next most common thing is for them to use a very padded push-up bra.

Since I was dining with business people, and the place was packed, I didn't try to run my game. My educated guess is in a place like that, no. The girls don't need/want to be seen a gold diggers.

On the other hand, based on other mongers reports on Caracas from years ago and my own observations, chatting up a shopgirl within half an hour of closing, especially if she is not wearing some dorky uniform, will likely yield a date.

[BKKguru]

Correct me if I wrong - but fake boobs are as common as posters of Chavez in Venezuela.

Lets take the example of this restaurant which you visited:
Do you think 2 out of the 4 girls on staff had fake boobs?

Also, are these women receptive to being asked out for a date or movie?
Or do you first have to prove that you have mucho dinero in your wallet?

Thanks,
~BKKguru

I think it an arms race - or better put a boobs race. It is just all pervasive. I went to a business lunch on Tuesday at an upscale restaurant. They had four girls on staff in tight black outfits with boobs bubbling out the top, tempting you to order whiskey. There was also a promotora from DirecTV handing out scratch and win cards in a full length but ultra tight body suit. When she stood next to our table her snatch was almost at eye level, it was all I could do to keep from latching my mouth on to it.

Sometime when I'm walking through a shopping mall like Sambil, I see such ridiculously large hooter that I just want to walk up to a woman and bat them around like a kitten with a ball of yarn. I guess Venezuelan men grew up with it and it it common.

[Aragorn]

I think it an arms race - or better put a boobs race. It is just all pervasive. I went to a business lunch on Tuesday at an upscale restaurant. They had four girls on staff in tight black outfits with boobs bubbling out the top, tempting you to order whiskey. There was also a promotora from DirecTV handing out scratch and win cards in a full length but ultra tight body suit. When she stood next to our table her snatch was almost at eye level, it was all I could do to keep from latching my mouth on to it.

Sometime when I'm walking through a shopping mall like Sambil, I see such ridiculously large hooter that I just want to walk up to a woman and bat them around like a kitten with a ball of yarn. I guess Venezuelan men grew up with it and it it common.

[BKKguru]

I'll bet that a lot of indy girls hang out in shopping mall food courts between appointments, the problem is that since most Venezuela women dress like porn actresses you can't tell them from civilians.

LOL........I find your comment to be hliarious.

Please put on your psychologist hat for this question:
Why do Venezuelan girls/women dress so provocatively? Is it insecurity? Or has this become a rat race and women feel pressured to compete with the other boobs dropping out of the T-shirt?

I wonder how the Venezuelan men control themselves. They must have remarkable self control with all these hotties in tight tops and T-shirts.

Please give us your insight. Thanks!

[La Isla]

Like Aragon points out, Caracas is a DANGEROUS place. I have spent some time in Venezuela and make it a point to get out of caracas ASAP.

Venezuela is a beautiful country. There are lots of smaller size cities to hang out in and still be able to get out into the country. I have spent time in Maracaibo, Maracay, Barquisimeto, Valencia, Merida, Choroni..... and managed to have a great time.

You need to speak Spanish well and need to be adventureous. Otherwise, stay home or go somewhere else

[Aragorn]

If you go to a low rent apartment brothel, 70-90 BsF for a half an hour. Spa about BsF 190 upwards an hour. Agency girl 180 - 350 an hour + 50-60 BsF for a taxi that they won't ride in. Independents - 300 an hour and beyond.

There is a pretty good local site with a forum called Sexy Caracas. You will need to be a good Spanish speaker/reader to negotiate the forum. Since I am I don't know how good the Google translator would be. One of you can try it out.

Spa girls are in spas during the day. They tell their parents they have a .... job. Most spas are closed by 6 or 8 pm.

The streets are not safe after dark, so the girls WILL take a taxi to come to your hotel or just not do business.

Anal is an option. Some love to get hammered hard, others include it in their service, most charge extra.

Hindu is straight sex, french is oral, russian is a tit fuck, english is discipline/spanking nothing heavy.

Because of crime/safety almost no girls host and I would be suspicious of anyone who does.

Most spas are located in office buildings. newspaper classifieds are your friend. If I can remember the floor, I just follow my nose until I smell incense, lotion and lube. That also means they are catering to the business man. During office hours.

If you don't have a car, you will need a taxi to get around at night. Taxi's don't have meters and I can go to a car parts store and buy a taxi sign for five bucks and I'm a taxi.

I have a company car. Armored. So understand that it is hard to get around at night. RTFF to find old recommendations for trustworthy drivers. It is unlikely they have become Chavistas, but they may have found other work.

Lots of the ads in Sexy Caracas point out that the girls don't do services in private residences. The will go to regular hotels and hot sheet love hotels.

I'll bet that a lot of indy girls hang out in shopping mall food courts between appointments, the problem is that since most Venezuela women dress like porn actresses you can't tell them from civilians.

Traffic is another huge problem. Caracas has not had a major road/highway upgrade in 30 years so if/when you get a girl to come it could take 45 minutes for her to show. That cuts into your hot sheet motel time (most rent at 2-3 hours) Also unless you are a regular client, the girls will not hit the road unless you are checked in and give them a room number.

The forum at Sexy Caracas has several no show reports, the Caracas slang is "embarcado" for being stood up.

[Trash Talking]

I can't even find a posting here that is less than 4 months old. A lot can change in a quarter.

What is the price of a girl? The spa girls are out during the day, but is there a night time play ground?

Is anal an option here?