Caracas

[LatinBull]

Big Johnsson,

Lets arrange details to Mexico DF by PM.

Glad you liked the report on Caracas.

Mr. Chencho.

[Big Johnson]

Mr Chencho,

Good report. No shows are common. Great that you got past the guest fee at the Hilton. The picks are great as well. I will be headed back in a few months and will sample the scene again.

PS where are you going in Mexico?

[LatinBull]

My fellow citizens of the world,

As planned I arrived to Caracas-Venezuela, Saturday 16:00h

Immigration and customs was fairly easy, and in 30minutes I was out with my luggage. So here I was in the “Mecca”, the mere source of more Miss Universes of the world.

I was to stay in the Hilton Caracas, so the day before I called the hotel and asked them to send a taxi to pick me up at the Airport. Not to my surprise, the taxi wasn’t there.

By the way, my GSM phone that works in all GSM’s networks in Latin America, didn’t worked in Caracas, so I couldn’t call the hotel.

Well, I was to stay only 20 hours in Caracas, so it wasn’t much of a problem.

The guys who are supposed to help you carry on your luggage are indeed the same guys who ask you if you want to change so money.

So one guy approached me and asks me about changing money. I told him sure, but I also told him, “Don’t waste your time and my time, if you are going to give me the tourist rate, you better go and ask somebody else”. He laugh and told me that it is all part of the business but since I was obviously well informed he will treat me right.
So at the end he gave me Bs 2,800 per US. It was a very good rate. I exchanged US$ 200 so I finished with a small fortune.

I also ask around some other guys to make me an idea of the tourist exchange rate.
It was BS 2,500 - BS 2,600.

The moral is, be informed before hand, and don’t be afraid to ask around.

Ok, so I went out, took an airport “official” taxi, and off I went to the Hilton. Taxi price was BS 40,000 and the ride is about 45 minutes.

When entering the hotel, I noticed tight security in the lobby and close to the elevators. This is not a very good sign for us mongers as we recognize this immediately as a “No girls allowed in the room” scenario.

I checked in, and of course told the guy about the no-show taxi. He started calling people, etc, and at the end I was presented with and apology and the question “Is there something we can do for you to make it up”, and I said, “YES, of course, there are actually two things”

I took the chance to ask for a late check out (17:00hrs) next day, and he said “no problem”. And then I made my second move, “A girl is going to come and visit me to the hotel, so I want to make sure that there is no problem to bring her to my room”, as plain as simple as it sounds.

And the answer was “No problem sir”. Bingo!. I was controlling the game.

So I agreed with the receptionist (a guy) that she would come, ask my name in the reception, I will come down and pick her up. She has to register at the reception (as a security measure), but I will not be charged a single BS.

Ok, It was around 16:00 and I was finally in my room.

I should say that I was arriving from an all and all 12:hours trip from Paris, so I was very tired and jet-lagged.

But as somebody once told me, nothing better to help you recover from the Travel maladies that a hot and sexy young body.

So I called and escort service agency.

I had a few numbers, so I called “Amantes de Caracas (0212-4147724) http://www.amantesdecaracas.com

I women picked up and I asked her to tell me about their services and cost. We close the deal, and she was to send me Natalia or Nataly for BS 90,000 one hour, Full service and as many times as possible. She was to come at 19:30 hrs.

In the mean time, I started to feel a little bit weird, with a strong headache from the Jetlag.

19:30 went by, and the girl was a no-show (is this a Venezuelan tradition or what?). I called the agency and the girl told me that she couldn’t manage to send me the girl because of some reason. I told her why the hell she didn’t called me to the hotel and she said that she didn’t had my number. Like it is too complicated to find the Hilton number in the Yellow Pages.

Well I told her that she just lost a customer and maybe a bunch of customers, as I will tell my friend (you) never to use their services. So I was tired, jetlagged and on top of that pissed off.

I decided to take it easy, have a mild dinner and make two more appointments for the next day.

This time, instead of using and agency, I called Free-lancers that were published in the newspaper.

I made and appointment with Esmeralda (0414 283 9783) at 10hrs, her services costs BS 80,000/hr and with Susana (0414 935 5267) at 12:30hrs for BS 80,000/hr

I went down for dinner, which was very good and then to bed. I slept for about 12 hours, and woke up 9Am feeling brand new.

Ok, guys, it is 10:30 AM, no-show from Esmeralda. I guess providers in Caracas have a very subjective concept of time.

Anyways I called Esmeralda, and asked her what happened? She said, that she just woke-up, she will get dressed and be at Hilton in one hour.

I told her, thank you very much, but no thanks. When I mix business and pleasure, I want both things to be taken seriously. I told her to fuck up and cancelled her.

I called Susana, my 12:30 and asked her to come one hour earlier, at 11:30 and stay for 2 hours. I also asked her to bring a Swimsuit, so we can go also down to the swimming pool.

Lets se what happens.

Well, she arrived on time, wow, I am amazed already. No swimsuit, but a very good attitude

We opened a bottle of Polish Vodka (Wyborowa) I brought from Warsaw, and order some orange juice and Ice to make screwdrivers (very appropriate to screw, isn’t it?)
So I made a couple, and I asked her to get comfortable, she got into the toilet and 2 minutes after she came out completely naked.

I started to talk to her, she asked me what I did, I asked her where she was from (Valencia), etc, etc… very sweet and talkative girl.

She told me that she is just starting to work on her own as a free-lancer and that things were going quite ok.

Then I asked her for a massage, and she did. I lay flat on my stomach and gave me a back massage. It was good very pleasurable and skilful, I felt completely relaxed.

Then I told you to switch and se told me, that she only did CBJ, I said well, yes.

So she gave a fantastic CBJ, balls, club and the neighbour included.

Then we had sex, great sex I might say, four times. CBJ, BBBJ (the third time se agreed to it), Greek, DATY, the whole works. It took 3 hours service but it was worth.

Nice intervals/breaks to chat about stuff, like local politics, Chavez, etc,

She let me take pictures of her, no problem not money asked for it.

She was really sweet.

All and all I paid BS 250,000, broke down as followed:

3 hours company BS 70,000 * 3 BS 210,000
Greek BS 30,000 BS 30,000
Taxi fare Bs 10,00 BS 10,000
Total BS 250,000

Roughly US 90.00, for 3 hours of pure pleasure.

Not a bad deal at all.

I have to tell that she is not as good looking as the one’s I had in Bogota last time, but men, she is thin, rock hard stomach, tall (1.80), small breasted and light browned skinned, maybe she was a 6 in looks in my scale, but she deserves a 9.5 in attitude and performance, the drivers to ask her to stay for 3 hours.

Here are pictures of her, and her phone number.

http://mr.chencho.freeservers.com/Venezuela_Caracas_page001.htm

That is it for now my friends.

Expect next month my reports from Prague and Mexico.

Any data or contacts you can give me about those places will be very much appreciated.

Saludos.

Mr. Chencho

[LatinBull]

Truely thankful.

It seems like a very stupid game they play in that hotel.

At least, now I know the rules of the game.

Mr. Chencho.

[Big Johnson]

Sr Chencho,

I won't be in Caracas but I can give you some info on the Hilton. My information is about 2 years old but I stayed in the Hilton on and off for about 3 years.

The Hilton will allow guests to your room but if they go through the front desk, they have been know to ask for a guest fee. I was asked to pay $50 the last time.

This can likely be avoided in four ways.

1. I think timing plays a part in the decision to charge a guest fee. After 8 or 9 PM it seems to be more likely. If you order escorts earlier in the day, I think you can avoid the fee.

2. There are two towers in the building. One to the left of reception and one to the right. They have different elevators. The one to the right is near a lobby bar, the concierge, and the bellmen. It is also assigned to members of HHonors. It is also guarded by security at night. Direct access to this entrance will lead to a guest fee. You can avoid this by going to the Restaurant/Bar near the pool and using the elevator stop on the pool level. (Check this out first and suggest meeting your escort there or if bringing a girl back from a club, stop off up there first.) The tower to the left has an elevator near the small shopping area of the hotel. It is not guarded and permits easy access to guests. In either case, the elevators are key activated with your room key.

3. Arrange your escort dates through the bellman. He gets his cut, and you avoid any problems.

4. Check in as a double, arrive escorting the girl, and argue your case. This may or may not work. When you are looking to session, it sort of minimizes your resolve to win the arguement.

I have seen several free lancers working the lobby, pool, and shopping areas of the hotel. There seemed to be some young really attractive girls working the lobby early in the day (before 8 PM) but my last two visits to this hotel, they were gone. There were women (I say women because they were IMHO over 45 years old) working the shopping and pool areas late at night. But, they would have needed to pay me.

Good luck. Other good hotels of the same quality are the Radisson Eurobuilding, the Taminako, and the Marriott.

[LatinBull]

My fellow citizens of the world.

I will be in Caracas for a one day stay Saturday 17th of January. I'll stay at the Hilton.

If some fellow board member is in Caracas those days, maybe we can hang out and explore the local beauties. Spanish is my first language so that should help us around.

Send me a PM.

Question: Is the Hilton, chica friendly?

Thank you

Mr. Chencho

[Explorer8939]

"Me encanta el masaje Ruso, Francés, Hindú, Tailandés, Inglés"

means, "I love Russian, French, Hindu, Thai and English massage". I believe that the web site itself has definitions.

[Stevenh]

Catire, thanks. Didn´t find that on first sight. I consider these pages of explanation much better than most of what I found elsewhere, does make sense to look there anyways.

Here´s what I received sometimes without knowing what it was and searching for anyways :-) Hindú is great!

[Catire]

since you're obviously getting this off the same website you found Dominique on, why don't you click on the part of the site where it explains all these terms

[Sammon]

Hindu means a girl of East Indian origin. Engles means a girl from Great Britain.

[Stevenh]

... P.S.: What does "Me encanta el masaje Ruso, Francés, Hindú, Tailandés, Inglés" - can understand russian, french massage but have plainy no idea what´s behind Hindú and Ingles. Any hint?

[Stevenh]

Hi, anybody had any experience with Dominique (masajista) yet? Found her on sexycaracas. I plainly love piel canela, but only if performance is near GFE... what gives?

[Stevenh]

Big Johnson,

thanks a lot for your quick and substantial answer! That´s why I love this board!

Snark

[Big Johnson]

Snark,

The Radisson (normally called the Eurobuilding in Caracas) is fine with guests. At one time, you could find some workers in the lobby and the bars of the hotel but on my last two visits (Sept and Oct of 2003) they were not there. The talent level was pretty low (old, fat, and ugly) versus other avenues available, so it is just as well.

You can get most anything at a pharmacy without a script. The problem I saw in Venezuela was most medicine was expensive. It was like 3 times the cost of buying it in Colombia. (This may be the result of what I will discuss next if some of the medicine is imported.)

The only cheap or available things in Venezuela are those things that are produced locally. With currency restraints, dollars are almost impossible to get on a significant level. The duty free shop in airport in Caracas had almost nothing but domestic products (Belmont cigarettes, Venezuelan chocolate and Venezuelan rum.) Do not sell your dollars at the bank. Make certain you change them at the prevailing black market rate. So, unless you are looking for oil, chocolate, cigarettes or rum, I would say there is nothing cheap in the electronics area or in consumer merchandise.

As far as fine dining the Las Mercedes area will give you everything you want. Sushi, meat, sea food, pizza. You name it you can find it there.

Have fun. Caracas is much cheaper than it used to be if you change money or consider your dollars are worth alot.

[Stevenh]

Hey, guys,

knowing you are the best resource to be found on the internet, I´d like to ask you for some basic info on Caracas.

Did the same in summer for Mexico City, DF with great success, and tehrefore hope to find something here as well.

First, is the Radisson good for hobbying?
Second, do I get weightlifters stuff free over the counter over there, and if yes, where should I go? Is ther eanything like clothes, electrodomesticos, DVD-systems to be had cheap?
What would be the best place for luxury dining?

Thanks, I really do appreciate all input, fellows!

snark