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[Mfever]

I've RTFF but lots of posts are old. I will be on a 3 day business trip to Puerto Rico soon and would like to learn about some do's and don'ts. I do not speak spanish and my company just got some business in Puerto Rico. I'm going to try to pick up some of the language in the next few weeks. But I'll probably not know much. I have a rental car and would like to check out the island as I drive from customer to customer.

Is traffic bad getting from San Juan to around the outside of the island? I have to go to San Juan, Arecibo, Baymon, Guaynabo, Santruce, Caguas. Anything I should check out around these towns?

I'm staying at a nice Hilton in San Juan. I'd like to drive over to Lucky7 but I read that I should not drive. Maybe I'll drive over and check out the area and see. There would be nothing in my rental car to steal.

Let me know about any good deals, good places off the beaten path and so forth. I'd like a fun and relaxing safe time.

[P R Monger]

Geraldofrancisco,

Where is Raul's sex shop in Carolina?

[Geraldofrancisco]

Somehow I survived last night with a full moon. All the Puerto Ricans were out howling, including the police. More on that later.

Things didn't work out the way I had planned. Nothing does down here. When I went to pick up Yeli I was told she couldn't stay overnight. Then her boss made her do a massage on a walk-in Puerto Rican inspite me having made reservations at 6 p.m. So I said forget it and drove to old San Juan for dinner by myself. The Istanbul restaurant is right downtown by the parking garages. Suliman, the chef, came out to say hello and I ordered lamb stew. It was an absolutely great meal!

By then I figured the gilrs at the St. Tropez would actually be working. Remember, Puerto Ricans are all union and don't start work until the bell rings. They stop work immediately at closing hour. Remember this when you go to Walgreens, a massage parlor, the mall. They don't compromise on their time off!

There must have been a half dozen girls when I arrived including Star, Canela and Chi-Chi. They all got panties, the ones who showed up first and then we broke out the sex toys. They were impressed with the 12 inch vibrating dildo but no one dropped their panties. Soon they all wandered off doing their own thing so I left.

I went down the the La Playita restaurant for a beer and to listen to the music. I notice heavy traffic leaving Isla Verde and noticed the cops had set up a roadside check. So I went to a massage parlor located in the mall with the pool tables.

I never anticipated the reception. Thiis gorgeous Dominicana by the name of Pamela came out. Great face, big chest (34D), super ass and legs that were edible! We set the price at $160 as I was angry at my treatment by Raul and I didn't care. Once the money was taken care we stripped and got on with it.

She was hot. We did the vibrator, the cockring and cock extension. Doggy style, Asian style, side by side, her on top, me on top. Finally, I got rid of the condom and gave her the pearl necklace. It was a wonderful experience. I need to do it next Friday. Got her phone number.

If given a choice between a Puerto Rican and a Dominican, take the Dominican. They fuck like a Cambodian or Vietnamese. They are so nice, attentive and polite. I must do the Dominican Republic, with or without Pamela.

At 12:30 a.m., I got on the road back to Campo Rico. the cops were still checking for drunks like me. When I got up to the cop he motioned me to the inspection area first. Then he noticed my scrambled eggs on my U.S. Navy ballcap and waved me past. What a relief. Got home and slept like a baby, hardon hangover and all.

This morning a breakfast at La Playita of eggs benedict while watching the ocean. What a life!

[Geraldofrancisco]

Yeli is still on for tonight, all night! I will send photos. Of what I can get. I plan to have her over for a little sex first, then dinner followed by a ride to old San Juan and the St. Tropez club.

I want her to see how the other half lives. She is fortunate. A midnight romp is in order followed by a nice nap until 7 am or so. Another romp. Breakfast by me. Let's see if she is any swifter than Cindy in that department. It's nice to have help.

I went to the PITUSA department store in downtown Campo Rico. Guess what they had at the checkout counters? Condoms at 99 cents for three in the package! Holy Cow! I must try them out tonight and if they are worth it, go buy $10 worth. They are even ribbed. Forget Walgreens and Condom World!

[Geraldofrancisco]

Should this be any news to us with the dangle? No, but it takes us a while to get the message. This morning I went to Plaza Carolina (the mall in Carolina) to deliver a 8X12 photo to the Chinese girl. Well, she was not talkative and refused my photo of Ankor Wat. So I took it to another stall where Lizabeth works and gave it to her. So much for my Chnese woman!

Last night after dinner I went to old San Juan for a brew at St. Tropez. Star was there and she took her birthday panties and photo from me. We had a drink together and watched the other girls dance. There are a few new ones including Canela, a 27 year old Morena. Nice body and titis. Worth a road test in the future.

[Geraldofrancisco]

If you come down here, go to the beach and bring a camera. Instead of attending church services Sunday, I went to Ocean Beach, just outside Condado.

While getting my suntan, I observed this gorgeous red cavorting with her friends. I took a dozen or so shots of her at play in the sand followed by her in the surf. I wasn't in the mood to go over and introduce myself and get her phone number. After the Friday with Cindy, I was a little worn at the edges.

Anyway, go to the beach and photograph the babes. Make sure they don't have their husbands/boyfriends nearby.

[Geraldofrancisco]

as you recall i got an overnighter from cindy the past friday night. i had a hardon hangover for two days but finally recovered. this week i made my move on the chinese girl in the mall. let's see if she is as smart as most chinese are, and greedy.

tonight i dropped by raul's sex shop and there was patricia and yeli. since patricia is on my s..t list i struck up a conversation with yeli, the 24 year old blonde with the gorgeous face and wonderful set of breasts. while she doesn't speak much english, we agreed for us to do friday night, todo noche! she even gave me her cellphone number. this is hot!

i plan on taking her down to wal-mart for a thigh reducer to help her improve her figure. then we are coming to my place for sex on the reclilner couch and the chair. i plan on using a stiff nights capsule along with my daily iron mike to give me an enduring erection. or should i say erections?

i'll do about the same routine as i did to cindy but will have yeli ride the black inflatable pillow with the penis in the middle. it has a variable speed vibration that gets them hot. while she is having fun i get my blowjob.

then it's on the new bed for some doggy style with the headless cock extender and the four speed cockring. i'm going to fuck her until she comes and then give her a pearl necklace, gratis.

after a shower we will go out to dinner at la playita in isla verde by the ocean for some seafood and then sit around listening the the live music. after that i should take her to the 101 club to see if there's any action. if not, a nice drive down isla verde to old san juan and back.

i should have my batteries recharged for a second round. if i'm tired, i might skip it but intend to take an afternoon nap to make sure i can handle all the fun.

in the morning i will fix her breakfast and take her home or over to the sex shop as she wants. i'll probably be bushed and spend the rest of the day in bed. on the other hand, i might just visit the chinese girl in her shop in the mall.

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[Geraldofrancisco]

As the money situation continues to worsen, the pussy situation gets better! Cindy came over Friday night for a sleepover. Yes, and she actually showed!

I picked her up at the San Patricio shopping center and we picked me up a new set of slippers and guess what? Nothing for her! I wonder what happened?

We slipped through the heavy Friday evening traffic to Carolina. I showered down and then we turned out the lights and on with the candles and water fountain. First we tried sex on the recliner couch and then moved to the recliner rocker. No condom, no sex so we moved to the bedroom with the candles.

After trying to use the vibrator on her, she wanted the real thing. Cindy loves doggy style so while she got in position, I slipped the condom off and put on the headless cock extender and cockring. I rode her for a while and then made her do some of the work. Frontwards and backwards. I guess she didn't notice that the extender was not a protective device and I wasn't going to tell her. I was having too much fun.

I finally rolled her over and did her with her lying down and me on my side for a while. To finish it off, I took off the whole mess and got on her chest for the pearl necklace trick. It was good for me and besides, who's paying for this visit?

We slept cuddled together until 7 a.m. when I put on the cock extender and cockring again this time for the real thing. I had her on her back and me on my side again and I poured the coals to her. Old farts don't produce that much juice and when it comes to the second time around, hardly anything at all. So when I came and she came, it was great and without fear of making critters or any of the other horrid stuff.

We got up to a leisurly breakfast made my myself and then I took her home at a cost of $120. Could have given her more but I hadn't robbed the bank yet.

Am I going to do another overnigher soon? Maybe next month. Besides there's Yeli with those magnificent tits and that beautiful face. That's what is scheduled for next Friday night. Got to have her work on those thighs though.

[Geraldofrancisco]

Cindy's on for Friday night. I'm going to pick her up in Guynabo and bring her to my place for preliminary sex. Then to dinner at La Playita by the ocean and then an overnighter. If I can get willey to cooperated, we may do it several more times before Saturday morning.

Being a gentleman, I will take her back home and not just kick her out the door to catch the bus.

One thing nice about Hispanic houses. They can't get in nor out without the key. So if they don't cooperate, they can just cool their heels until they adjust their attitudes. It just crossed my mind. How fortunate!

[Geraldofrancisco]

The owner John has been out recruiting new dancers at the St. Tropez. I visited there tonight after a few beers at Mojitos. Star's birthday is this Friday and she will be 20. Must do her. Soon! A full bodied new girl was there tonight. Melissa is 22 and quite a dancer. She has nice breasts and a great butt. Must also do her. There are various other new girls. When you visit there make sure you get the girl's phone number.

[Geraldofrancisco]

Patricia has been done, medium well. We got to talking before all the action and she is not 28 years old. She's eighteen! Holy shit! I've been fucking a teenager!

That also explains why she has been so timid and hesitant. I have to admit she now stands up for what she wants and doesn't want. She didn't like my new headless cock extender. Nor would she let me come in her. So we resorted to a rubber in the end. But she sure feels good inside. Needs to shave her pussy though.

While it may be more fun to do a youngster like Patricia, a twenty year old like Yeli seems to enjoy herself much more. It goes without saying, if Tatiana came back to work, I would give her all my business.

Here's a woman of 25 who howls when having sex. Pisses herself when she gets excited. That gets me excited. I hope her boyfriend appreciates what he got back. Best blowjob I have had since Thailand. But they come and go...what's a man to do?

Just for a change next weekend I'll pickup Cindy the 30 year old and bring her back. We just might have to have dinner and keep her overnight. If her mother doesn't object. After all, who's paying for it? Her mother?

[Geraldofrancisco]

This week I got a call from two ex friends. Both wanted to have some action this Friday night. I think I'll do the local girl, Patricia. I might even put her to work in the poster business and do her on the side.

Just as I thought, no aye mucho dinero! Cindy called a half hour ago. I had to tell her that I was busy setting up a business, which I am. But Cindy is not one I would hire for the position. Patricia was offered the job yesterday but failed to show up for the interview and she didn't call me.

So cancel Cindy and do Patricia. If they're too stupid to take a real job, let them use that thing between their legs for a living. Hey, they no dinero, me dinero!

[Geraldofrancisco]

I like girls and like the good looking ones. They cost a lot and they are fickle. Typical women!

If you want some nice looking ones, do like I'm doing. Start a business and hire an 'associate,' preferably young, unmarried, no kids and willing to travel, etc.

Once you get to know them, then you can really 'get to know' them. I was a the mall here in Carolina and there was a 24 year old I would shag in two minutes. Single and working. But why bother one who already has a job?

My job flyers hit the streets this weekend. I know what I want. Let's see what I get.

[Geraldofrancisco]

if you want some real action out of the puerto rican girls, try sex toys. i bought a pillow with penis that vibrates, a large black dildo, a four speed cockring, and a penis extension from walgreens and the local sex shop.

i fired up both yeli and patricia with them. but i have made improvements on the penis extension. i cut off the end of it and you let the 'natural' head stick out for your pleasure. i'm going to try it on patricia tonight.

raul had two new girls before christmas but they must have quit. hell, if it was my business, i would sign them to a contract like the green door in mexico. if they take the money up front and don't show for work, i would send out the strong arm. like it's been said, puerto ricans want the money up front and then they want to screw off. i got news for them, i play by mexican rules: produce or no dinero!

[Geraldofrancisco]

Too bad she did not show. It's her loss. Do you think an all nighter is worth it, and at that price? I do not trust p4p in PR because: they always ask for money upfront, they round their hour to 60 minutes or one pop, whatever happens first, girlfriend experience is almost non existent. I havent hired a girl for over a decade but some craigslist and mundo anuncio babes looks tempting.

This week I got a call from two ex friends. Both wanted to have some action this Friday night. I think I'll do the local girl, Patricia. I might even put her to work in the poster business and do her on the side.