Vienna

[Zorp 001]

A bit of diversion from big names. Tried Studio Relaxe Lounge which turned out to be a total disaster.

Was promised for all services as mentioned on their website, I confirmed after reaching there again.

Engaged services for one hour and paid the full price, however within few minutes girl told me she is not going to do what she promised outside.

As I did not finish in first few minutes she literally went mad. As it was not working as per her crooked plan!

She said she can not wait more than 5 minutes if I do not finish. And Alas. I was about to. But after her behavior. I could not. She left. !!

And of course complaints to the housekeeper received all very well prepared answers.

My request to all do not fall into this Trap and avoid this place. There are many better studios and houses here.

Wish you a very Happy Sexpedition!

Sorry to hear about your bad experience, but unfortunately something like this can happen anytime and if you go to a cheaper studio that offers AO, you should consider bad service as a possibility. With a low price for AO often comes the fact that the girls probably won't do such a good job and are not as service-oriented as in higher prices establishments.

[James124]

A bit of diversion from big names. Tried Studio Relaxe Lounge which turned out to be a total disaster.

Was promised for all services as mentioned on their website, I confirmed after reaching there again.

Engaged services for one hour and paid the full price, however within few minutes girl told me she is not going to do what she promised outside.

As I did not finish in first few minutes she literally went mad. As it was not working as per her crooked plan!

She said she can not wait more than 5 minutes if I do not finish. And Alas. I was about to. But after her behavior. I could not. She left. !!

And of course complaints to the housekeeper received all very well prepared answers.

My request to all do not fall into this Trap and avoid this place. There are many better studios and houses here.

Wish you a very Happy Sexpedition!

[MonSooner]

Excuse me, but I absolutely do understand the concept of Babylon. I understand it, and I also understand that they aren't pulling it off.

The was I see it Massimo stepped in because Babylon seems to be pictured the wrong way here repeatedly. Let's not forget that with a cover of 100 Euro you get way more value there than at GT for example for the comparable 90 Euro entry fee.

After that of course the amount to pay the ladies differs greatly but that is just 2 systems that shouldn't be compared anyway. If 550 is too much (it is for most guys including me most of the time) for you then they are still pulling it off without you. With respect to Babylon's history and present position in the sex market many guys just don't have the Intel to make an objective assessment. Also beauty is not the only variable that defines the line-up of a high-scale establishment like be. To all intents and purposes, I also recommend to not seek comparison between an FKK and Babylon. And more so don't compare FP with it.

That's all from me, over and out!

[The Cane]

Austria is not different only because you guys don't know or understand the concept of Babylon.

Excuse me, but I absolutely do understand the concept of Babylon. I understand it, and I also understand that they aren't pulling it off! If you're going to charge that kind of money, then you darn well better have some attractive women up in there. They don't, at least not when I went. Not ugly I would say, but just a collection of "plain Jane's" as I call them. Now, no need for you to go on and on trying to defend the place, or for me or anybody else going on and on beating it up. We ought to just move on because it's the kind of place where you're either going to like it or not. No in between. I don't like it because I don't see value there for my money. Pretentious and overstated. Suggest we just move on.

[Massimo Potente]

Austria sounds so different from where I live.

Also, how is the girls level different? You mean by what they offer in the room? Or their looks? Because the 3 ex Babylon girls I've met were hardly more than 8 for looks. One was perhaps just a 7 for me.

Austria is not different only because you guys don't know or understand the concept of Babylon.

Girls in Babylon obey certain rules as to how clients must be treated. Customer is KING there and isn't at the FKKs and particularly not at FP.

The food there is definitely great, too. Cane, you probably just got appetizers or something.

[Pistons]

I for one didn't say that I hate it at all. But I totally disagree with your assessment on pretty much every level.

What I did say is that the comparison is a waste of time because it is a different system, price level, clientele and girls level. Apples and Oranges or not even.

Babylon is a highend business level club for celebrities and politicians among other visitors. The notaries and lawyers and accountants do their networking there. There just isn't gounds for a comparison.

You can say that you have a great time at FP and I believe you. But I personally think that debating which of the 2 (or 3 if GT is in the mix) is better is nonsensical. But knock yourself out if you see grounds for it.

Seen several lawyers, accountants etc etc in every single one of the big German clubs. I suppose politicians needs to keep it a bit more secret, but an accountant? Really? Austria sounds so different from where I live.

Also, how is the girls level different? You mean by what they offer in the room? Or their looks? Because the 3 ex Babylon girls I've met were hardly more than 8 for looks. One was perhaps just a 7 for me.

[The Cane]

The 100 are waived if you go to the room and spend the 550. So an hour is 550 and food and drinks are included whatever much you consume.

OK, but I have to say that the food on offer was pretty weak. The best thing about it was the all the alcohol you can drink for 100 euros.

[Jonn89]

Did you see Angie and/or Mirabella there? Also newcomer Adelina. Going to hit Wellcum again soon and hoping all three are there.

I have mistakenly posted my Wellcum report here in the Vienna section but its already reported and hopefully it will be deleted soon. I posted it in the correct section as well where I will continue to report.

Maybe I saw the girls you mentioned but I don't remember the names. But I remember Adelina. She is one of the girls I will be writing about in my upcoming post. In the Other Areas section this time of course.

[Massimo Potente]

Why do you guys hate it so much?

I for one didn't say that I hate it at all. But I totally disagree with your assessment on pretty much every level.

What I did say is that the comparison is a waste of time because it is a different system, price level, clientele and girls level. Apples and Oranges or not even.

Babylon is a highend business level club for celebrities and politicians among other visitors. The notaries and lawyers and accountants do their networking there. There just isn't gounds for a comparison.

You can say that you have a great time at FP and I believe you. But I personally think that debating which of the 2 (or 3 if GT is in the mix) is better is nonsensical. But knock yourself out if you see grounds for it.

[Delta Indigo]

Comparing Babylon to FP and vice versa is a waste of time. Sorry.

I have never been to Babylon and would never pay that much. However I have been to Funpalast 3 times and honestly I never thought it was so bad. On average the service is better than Goldentime now, in the past GT service was a lot better, but now even the regulars agree that they are subject to upselling and have to pay more than 60 Euros most of the time, am I right Massimo?

What I don't like about Funpalast is that it is not fully nude, but neither is Maxim, GT has a much better lineup, but even GT has some chubby and ugly girls. Funpalast has some nice girls the place is spacious and has decent food, service is usually pretty good here but not always.

Funpalast is nicer than many clubs I have seen in Germany that people like, Acapulco, Samya (which is tiny) and so on. I have seen many german clubs with much worse lineups too, Funpalast usually has some nice girls.

Why do you guys hate it so much?

[Massimo Potente]

Hey,

Thanks for sharing your experience. I do agree with you. Vienna is a beautiful city with great people. For those of us who have to go for work, would you be able to give some of your thoughts as to how Babylon compares to GT or funplast if you visited these establishments?

Thanks.

Comparing Babylon to FP and vice versa is a waste of time. Sorry.

[Massimo Potente]

If Massimo says it's 550 per hour, then OK. Maybe I was adding on the 100 entrance fee to the total.

The 100 are waived if you go to the room and spend the 550. So an hour is 550 and food and drinks are included whatever much you consume.

[The Cane]

Hey,

Thanks for sharing your experience. I do agree with you. Vienna is a beautiful city with great people. For those of us who have to go for work, would you be able to give some of your thoughts as to how Babylon compares to GT or funplast if you visited these establishments?

Thanks.

I did go to GT and Funpalast and preferred them both over Babylon. They are both in the German FKK-style model. I liked GT best, but still, both were lacking in a satisfactory number of hot girls per my tastes. I went with tall, blonde (probably not natural) Turkish (so they said) prostitutes at each place. The sessions were fine, but the tute at GT tried to rip me off! Wish I could remember her name (again, did not take notes this time).

Anyway, before going to the room we agreed on an hour with straight, anal, and BBBJ / CIM services for 300 euros total. A bit on the high side, but OK. It was all good, and ended up exploding in her mouth (she took it all) after straight and anal sex. Got back to the lockers where I gave her the 300 euros and she comes asking for like 370! I said we agreed on 300 and I wasn't paying her anything more. She said for the BBBJ / CIM it was extra. Again I said no damn way (cooly), and that I knew what we had agreed upon. She said, well give her 30 euros more as a tip. Again, I cooly refused and calmly walked away. Why can't these tutes just be honest? Damn!

Saw her a little while later in the shower (guys and gals can share at GT), and she said she was still waiting for her tip. I just ignored her but thought to myself that she was just going to be waiting forever then! Again. Why can't these prostitutes just be honest? A deal is a deal! I got what I wanted and paid what I agreed to pay, which was a tidy sum for her 1 hour of good work. A deal is a deal. I kept my end of the bargain. Now keep yours!

By the way, I also visited Maxim too and liked it. A bit pricey when you consider you have to throw in for drinks. But, that Romanian brunette was young and cute and had a killer body. She giggled and said it tickled her when I was munching her clean arsehole out HAHAHA!

[Howie]

Visited Wellcum over the weekend.....Reports of my girl encounters while in Wellcum will follow in my next post soon.

Hey Jonn89,

Did you see Angie and/or Mirabella there? Also newcomer Adelina. Going to hit Wellcum again soon and hoping all three are there.

Thanks. Howie.

[The Cane]

Thank you for the detailed answer. I really appreciate it.

Usually I monger in Switzerland. If I compare the prices with Clubs around Zurich is that quite a difference. For 675 euros for an hour I would expect a victoria secret model.

We'll probably take a look and then decide.

At least Club Globe had some hot girls when I went there, and I know from direct experience they know how to do "the nasty" real, real good haha! Would go to Globe over Babylon Vienna any day of the week since the former had me walking around with a constant boner LOL! If Massimo says it's 550 per hour, then OK. Maybe I was adding on the 100 entrance fee to the total. I usually do a much better job with remembering prices because I write everything down and keep the info. I did not do that this time because I decided not to spend time writing up a mongering-related field report on Austria as the place just didn't do it for me mongering-wise. But if you otherwise want to just relax in a first world place all the way around with everything you could possibly need to have a nice vacation, then Austria is it. But go to Germany, Switzerland, or even Spain for some top notch mongering. And if you can make it, do go to Brazil!