Vienna

[Roger1286]

If you have been reading my recent posts, you have picked up on my scheme for mongering when with family and friends on a river cruise. Essentially, do your homework and have a plan in place so when that opportunity window opens up, you are ready. It also requires that you have the energy to continue doing "touristy" things, (mongering) when everyone else in your group is worn out and resting and you should be resting too. That is what happened during the previous event in Part 2, frankly it wore me out. So a strategy adjustment was needed, I needed something even closer, to minimize the walking aerobics; and I needed the event to be as energy free as possible. So when I said earlier that there were no real options close to the boat, I had dismissed the Thai Asian option. There were two nearby, I picked Erotikstudio 126, which is located at 126 A Engerthstrasse, not far from the river docking of many cruise boats. It was closer than the one at 108 Engerthstrasse and it had better review rating and I liked the pictures on the website LOL. It took about 16 minutes to walk there and about 20 minutes to return as even with minimal work on my part I walked at a slower pace after the event. So what happened? I wanted an energy free BBBJCIM and I got it from a cute short petite Thai looking gal, whose A cups were a welcome relief from those huge fake bombers of the day before, and she had one of my weaknesses, responsive larger dark nipples. The price for a half hour was 50 Euros and with ten more for the variation I wanted. 60 x $1.13 = 67.80, about a third of I would have to pay back home in South Canada (my code these days for the USA) for the same. It was good once I said strongly in Deutsche: langsam, langsam and she slowed down. Seems for me that slower is actually faster and nicer than some off-putting jack hammer speed. It worked and it was great and I got the full 30 time too. Hopefully I can post Budapest Part 4 tomorrow.

[Ragnaros]

I went to check out Kontakthof and was very disappointed. It just isn't in the same league as the other laufhauses, it is only comparable to Kontaktzone from my list. The place is separated into 3 structures, one of which is essentially a little alley where guys walk outside in the fresh air and look at the girls through windows. The other two are like a regular laufhaus one of which had a kind of kitchen on the ground floor where some men (presumably owners / managers) were cooking goulash or something and the smell filled the laufhaus. Floors in the hallways were old and very squeaky so the girls can hear you approaching their door, some of them keep their doors open, some closed. I checked out all the girls in all three sections and only saw one that I found somewhat attractive but not enough for a session since my guess is that it is a budget place like Kontaktzone, I just walked out and had ice cream across the street. On the way out I noticed the sign that says "number one laufhaus in Vienna" which I find ironic since out of all 9 laufhauses I would rate this at number 8. Ironically this is the only place other than Rachel that has air-conditioning which keeps it from being tied with Kontaktzone for last place.

[Roger1286]

After my success in Nuremberg, I felt I had a strategy in Vienna. Do all the prescribed touristy stuff with the group. Do some neat things with the wife including a Vienna Coffee House, a great Schnitzel restaurant and at least one cultural thing, in our case the Mozart Museum and then return to the boat for a couple of hours rest late afternoon prior to the 7 pm dinner. So while she rested, I told her I wasn't that tired and was going for a long walk. Which I did, right back to the Metro for a ride downtown and a walk to 17 Rembrandtstrasse. I had previously decided that some kind of brothel or laufhaus was the best strategy for a short time answer to my mongering needs. I used the Google Map search function and "erotik studio" was my search key. It produced a lot of locations but unfortunately very few near where the boat was docked. So I studied the Metro map and found that this one was about 30 minutes away. It had a review rating of 3. 0 and while not the 5. 0 that others might be wanting, I figured a 3. 0 was good enough for me and that it would not be too crowded. I was right. There were two dark haired gals in the main room that I entered and the one closest to me with very large man-made's and a dynamite long legged body with shapely waist line and hips was the one I picked. She had long hair too which I envisioned rubbing over my naked body like silk. At least I hoped for that. I think the cost was 60 Euros for 30 with an upcharge of 20 more for BBBJ or was it for all the different positions I was trying? I don't remember but I do remember some up-charging nag on her part and 20 quieted that. It was good enough but I could tell that she was used to guys that get off easy (like I did in Nuremberg) and the extra work and positions did not make her happy. Eventually I got happy, but I had a work-out. She was from Slovakia. I did find that I had some heavy breathing both while there and on the long walk / ride back to the boat. I made it in time for the pre-dinner shower and a nice dinner with the group. My fitbit step count provided evidence if it was needed. I did caution myself not to have a Nelson Rockefeller event when mongering and decided I needed a new strategy for Part 3, (to-be-continued.).

[Massimo Potente]

So, I got there to also inspect the new Austrian girl and I can't because she is constantly busy. No chance yet go get a hold of her. Reason? She is young and gorgeous and has an amazing air of confidence and yet innocence. That's the look of her at least on first glance. I don't know anything else. She is already busy again.

Club is generally super full and girls in great demand.

So, there you got what you guys wanted. Finally an Austrian girl, innocent and then again not at all. Young, girl-next-door kinda vibe and ready for the taking! This goes out to those who always whine that there are almost only Romanians in all the clubs and escort agencies. LOL.

[MonSooner]

So, I got there to also inspect the new Austrian girl and I can't because she is constantly busy. No chance yet go get a hold of her. Reason? She is young and gorgeous and has an amazing air of confidence and yet innocence. That's the look of her at least on first glance. I don't know anything else. She is already busy again.

Club is generally super full and girls in great demand.

[Zorp 001]

There's a new girl in Maxim by the name of Kim. I don't know much about her yet, but her pictures have recently been uploaded and apparently she is from Austria. This is great news for those who want something different than the regular Romanian, Hungarian or Bulgarian girls.

Kim on Maxim: https://maxim-wien.com/all-girls/kimaussterreich.

[BpLover]

It's not. The first one was Laufhaus Juchgasse. I assume LH Vienna treats the girls well, charges a fair amount of rent (cheaper than Juchgasse, anyway) and generally is a well-run establishment. Those things might play a role.

Of course, you mentioned the most important factors. And the fact that LH Vienna is full of girls and customers shows that they do their business very well.

[MonSooner]

Anyway, does anybody know how Laufhaus Vienna managed to completely dominate the scene? As far as I know it is not the first place that oppened, or am I wrong?

It's not. The first one was Laufhaus Juchgasse. I assume LH Vienna treats the girls well, charges a fair amount of rent (cheaper than Juchgasse, anyway) and generally is a well-run establishment. Those things might play a role.

[Ragnaros]

I remember at one point considering Kontakthof but to be honest it completely slipped my mind. Thanks for reminding me Massimo. I will check it out and add it to the list.

Anyway, does anybody know how Laufhaus Vienna managed to completely dominate the scene? As far as I know it is not the first place that oppened, or am I wrong?

[Massimo Potente]

In conclusion there is Laufhaus Vienna on top, and everyone else who seems to be trying to attract whichever girls couldn't get into Vienna. I am really curious as to how Laufhaus Vienna secured such a strong number 1 position. Maybe I am wrong but I think there are more Laufhauses than necessary, if a couple closed down (looking at you Juchgasse) the girls would just fill up the other half empty ones and nothing of value would be lost. Perhaps the Laufhaus scene as a whole would benefit if we had just one or two strong competitors to Vienna instead of a bunch of small places hurting each other. I think I covered it all but if someone knows of another decent place I missed let me know and I will check it out and add it to the list.

Great summary! I agree with pretty much everything.

The only bigger Laufhaus that you did not review yet is Kontakthof.

[Ragnaros]

I have been mongering in Vienna for a little while now and after visiting most (all?) the major Laufhauses here is my opinion on them:

1. Laufhaus Vienna. Without a doubt the best one for girls to work in, multiple veteran girls have told me that they make the most money there. I have been many times and whatever the time (10 am or 10 pm) there are always a lot of girls to choose from (not the case in most places), and always guys browsing, although at times it can get a bit crowded. Facilities are excellent. As for the girls themselves I have been with a bunch and have not had any truly negative experiences so far, most seem to be at least decent when it comes to service. They keep their doors open which is great in my opinion so you don't have to knock on every door just to see what the girl looks like. At the same time they are not pushy trying to get you inside, at most you will get a smile and a Hi. Prices are 70 for 30 minutes and extras are 20.

2. Laufhaus Ici-Paris. Not the best location but still a decent place, although the facilities are not as good as Vienna and not every room has a shower which is a downside. Also the Lafuhaus is divided into 2 separate buildings, and most of the girls keep their doors open but are not pushy, same style as in Vienna. There are not as many girls to choose from there but they on average are just as good as the ones in Laufhaus Vienna, with two truly amazing providers (Sonya and Daria). Same price structure 70 for half hour and 20 for extras. Recommended.

3. Laufhaus Rachel. Facilities are excellent and have a unique twist since the rooms have windows so you can see the girls when they are available. Their website is pretty good in that it shows a calendar so you can check which days a girl is present, although it doesn't seem completely reliable, it probably just lists which days the girls have announced their plan to pay rent and sadly that is the best a Laufhause site can do (and this is the only Laufhaus that publishes a complete calendar like this, the others at best post when girls are starting / leaving so props to Rachel for that). A major flaw (or perhaps an intentional privacy feature?) is that a bunch of girls work there but are not listed anywhere on the site, this is not just the case with a new girl they have not gotten a chance to publish yet, but multiple girls one of which used to be on the site but has been removed months ago even though she still works there. As for the girls, a lot of them look better than the girls in Laufhaus Vienna (though again not as many) but when it comes to service I have personally had below average experiences there. Another thing to note is that the girls here are the most aggressive, I have been there a few times and every time the girls were way more pushy than any other Laufhaus. I don't know if it is the lack of customers or if the girls are advised by the staff to be more proactive. Prices are slightly higher, 70 for 30 minutes but extras are 30. Overall this place is well managed and would probably give Vienna a run for it's money if not for the remote location.

4. Laufhaus Rosi. Closed for "renovations" at the moment but worth mentioning since it shares owners with Laufhaus Vienna. Facilities are just as good as Vienna but the place is far smaller, and even with the lower capacity a lot of the rooms were empty. It seems that Rosi was used as a backup place where they put girls who are waiting to get a room in Vienna. Same prices and aside from the worse location everything is pretty much the same as in Vienna with one difference being the girls keep their doors closed. There was not a lot of traffic here (even before vacation time, I can only imagine how empty it was recently) very few ladies working there and even fewer guys visiting, to the point that you might as well use it as a public restroom if you are in the neighborhood, even if you fall asleep in the hallway nobody is going to notice you. Big Grin Most of the girls who worked here probably decided to go on vacation or work elsewhere, which coupled with the lack of guys is probably the real reason for the 2 month closure, renovations were not needed since the place was just as well maintained as Vienna so if any work is done, it's incidental. I seriously doubt Laufhaus Vienna would ever close for 2 months for renovations.

5. Laufhaus Zollgasse. This and it's sister Juchgasse are very strange to me in that I can not figure out why people go there (though to be fair I did not see a lot of traffic in either place). The layout reminds me of the Hong Kong brothels since it is basically an apartment building with many floors and my advice is to take the elevator to the top and work your way down. The facilities are excellent and the whole building is modern and well maintained. The girls all keep their doors closed and there is a screen with the girl's pics next to every room, but the photos are not very useful. They all use a large amount of photoshop and I have been shocked multiple times after a girl opened her door. It is all very frustrating, girls keep their doors closed so you can't see them, but the photos are useless so you have to knock and then excuse yourself immediately when you see her in real life. Not to say it's all bad, a few of the girls were very good looking. The prices are nearly double the usual, 100 for 30 minutes (and no NF is not included) and extras are 30 so at this point you are probably wondering if the service is better to justify this. Although I have only sampled one girl there (who was the only super hottie present at the time in the entire building) service was mediocre, and after reading most of the thread on the local forum the general consensuses is that service level is pretty low. Now you might think that due to the higher prices the girls are doing great here but I am not sure that is the case. Lured by the 100 rate, a girl I was with in Laufhaus Rachel went to work there, but stayed for only a month before going back to Rachel. She told me that she earns double the money in Rachel since she got way fewer clients in Zollgasse and the higher price could not make up for that. I heard something similar from a girl in Laufhaus Vienna. This all begs the question, why does this place exist? Perhaps it is supposed to be a higher end Laufhaus with higher prices and higher quality girls, but the girls are just no better than in Vienna for example, and in fact most of the girls have worked elsewhere for less. Half hour with the 2 basic extras will cost you 160 here and at that price point you might as well go to residenz and hang out in a real villa with an actual stunner. Perhaps someone can shed some light on this, I am very curious.

6. Laufhaus Juchgasse. Belongs to the same chain as Zollgasse so everything applies here, only it is worse since the building is not nearly as nice (despite recent renovations) and there are fewer girls working there. And not to further bash on the management, but the website is not up to date since it shows a girl who is long gone and now working in another Laufhaus called Kontakt-Zentrum. I wondered why Zollgasse exists, but when I went to Juchgasse it seemed surreal to the point of thinking Juchgasse is a money laundering scheme. Huh.

7. Kontakt-Zentrum. A bit out of the way but an ok place overall. Facilities are decent and just like Ici-Paris it is divided between 2 structures, only difference being that most of the girls here keep their doors closed. The website is better than most in that it shows you when the girls are leaving which can be useful if accurate. I have only been with one girl there the Ukrainian Ruslana and had a positive experience, although she did try to quote a higher price since she pegged me as a tourist (lowered it to normal when I refused though so all was good). And this is yet another girl who mentioned that she tried to get a room in Laufhaus Vienna but couldn't so she settled here, she also worked in Juchgasse briefly and presumably also realized that even in Kontakt-Zentrum she makes more. Prices are 70 for 30 minutes and if I remember correctly extras are 20 like in most places.

8. Kontaktzone. I debated whether or not I should even include this in the list but since I was there I might as well. Really not in the same category as the other ones, it's a budget place with AO on offer. I did not really plan to go there but I literally went out of the metro station and saw it so I went in the check it out. Run down facilities, small rooms, beds are not good, no shower in rooms. Girls are also lower quality and I saw only cute girl Sophie who offered 30 minutes NF and anal for 80, so I went for it. As expected service was below average, pretty mediocre blowjob and anal was a no go due to the well known anaconda excuse (and no I am not big), but she refunded me the 20 extra for anal. Price is 60 which includes NF, AO is probably on offer but I did not ask about the price since it is not my thing.

In conclusion there is Laufhaus Vienna on top, and everyone else who seems to be trying to attract whichever girls couldn't get into Vienna. I am really curious as to how Laufhaus Vienna secured such a strong number 1 position. Maybe I am wrong but I think there are more Laufhauses than necessary, if a couple closed down (looking at you Juchgasse) the girls would just fill up the other half empty ones and nothing of value would be lost. Perhaps the Laufhaus scene as a whole would benefit if we had just one or two strong competitors to Vienna instead of a bunch of small places hurting each other. I think I covered it all but if someone knows of another decent place I missed let me know and I will check it out and add it to the list.

[MonSooner]

400 euros for half hour, and 800 euros for an hour.

Babylon folks are definitely full of themselves but 550 is where even they draw the line. 800 must be a typo. Simply too preposterous to be true.

[Bill Clay]

As I recall from a few months ago, the cover charge at Babylon was 100 euros, but that was waived if you took a girl upstairs. And for an hour with said girl it was either 550 euros or 500 euros if you are paying cash.

But now, on the google page for Babylon, there's a question about rates and the answer says 400 euros for half hour, and 800 euros for an hour. Can anyone confirm that? I sent a message to the club through their website but judging by how often they update the website, I'm not holding out hope for a response before December.

[MonSooner]

I'm on a budget right now and want the most bang for my buck with hot girls. I've been debating and deciding about either going to Berlin FKK Artemis or FP in Vienna. I only have one place that I can choose. It seems that FP is better pricing but I'm just worried I will go there and there's not going to be any hot girls versus girls in Artemis. Any advice about this?

They are absolutely not comparable. I feel this is a choice between two weak options. If you take Darmstadt in the mix, go to FKK Sharks and you will be better off. Just the city does not compare to Vienna or Berlin. If you really must choose between those option and cities, then choose Vienna as it is more interesting and FP is cheaper.

[McJohn5]

I'm on a budget right now and want the most bang for my buck with hot girls. I've been debating and deciding about either going to Berlin FKK Artemis or FP in Vienna. I only have one place that I can choose. It seems that FP is better pricing but I'm just worried I will go there and there's not going to be any hot girls versus girls in Artemis. Any advice about this?