Vienna

[Bez Bezarra]

Fun-Palast.

70 Euro to enter
60 Euro half hour of sex
Taxi back to hotel 18 Euro.

Comes to $221 for 30 minutes.

[Stravinsky]

Thought I would try Fun-Palast tonight. I'm sort of working my way up to Golden Time.

But, rather than spend more money on taxis I thought I would try to get there using public transport. I get my travel plan from www.wienerlinien.at and I'm off.

The S9 train takes me to Matzeinsdorfer, where I change for the 360 bus. Fortunately, the 360 is late or I would have missed it, and it only runs once an hour. This is a different kind of city bus, more like a tour bus, and even though I have my Vienna card, the driver still wants .60 Euro. He lets me off at Computerstrasse (yes, believe it or not, there is a street in Vienna with the name Computerstrasse). It's pretty lonely out here on the corner of Computerstrasse and Triester Strasse. It's a cold, dark, foggy night and I'm wondering if the 16A is even running anymore tonight. Fortunately, there are some taxis out here, so rather than wait, I flag one down. The driver wants to know where I'm going and I tell him Richard Strauss Strasse. He gives me a funny look, so I tell him "Foon Pahlahst" and he understands right away, "Ah, ja, ja, ja... " and off we go.

I arrive at Fun-Palast around 9:30, on a Tuesday night. The junge frau greets me at the door, but unfortunately does not speak English too well, so she refers me to the young man in the suit, looks like a management type. His English is pretty good and he explains the procedure to me. It's 70 Euro to enter, and 60 Euro for a half hour of sex with the girls. The girls are not employees of the club, they are independent. He gives me a thick rubber wrist strap with a key attached to it and asks for my shoe size.

I am provided with a towel and a robe and ushered into the Herrengarderobe. The key opens one of the lockers and my slippers are already inside, and the right size. I change into my robe and make my way into the club. The walls of the hallway leading into the club are lined with smaller lockers and my key also opens one of them. I put my valuables inside and enter the main part of the club.

This place is big, about 10x bigger than Donau Dolls. There are 2 saunas with showers and one corner of the club has been filled with sand to create a kind of beach atmosphere. There is a bar made to look like a beach shack, where you can buy alcoholic drinks. Past the beach is a lounge area with another bar for soft drinks and a buffet, hot and cold food. Next to that is a cinema with porno films. Beyond that is another lounge area with couches and chairs and in the center is a swimming pool.

The girls are the usual mixture of 6's & 7's, with a couple of 5's thrown in for good measure. Not much of a selection. I would say there's maybe 12 to 15 girls working. But, there are a LOT more guys here than girls. Looking around it's plain to see that it's a real sausage festival here at Fun-Palast. Just me and the guys, hanging out. Too bad I'm not gay, I could have a field day in here (assuming I could make it out alive).

So I have something to eat, something to drink, and I talk to a few of the girls, who can speak English. It seems, the majority of the girls here are Romanian. So many, I can't help but wonder if the Romanian embassy operates a visa desk here.

At some point, someone organizes a poker game, which is the most exciting thing to happen all night. Looks like a variation of Texas Hold 'em. Not sure what the stakes are, but I hear the word "tousundt" mentioned a few times.

I'm sitting in the lounge area and one of the girls sits down next to me. She's one of the few Bulgarians. She asks me if I want to go to the room. I figure I'm here now, so I may as well fuck something. And she's not actually too bad. Pretty face and a petite, but excellent, figure.

There is a whole separate section of the club with the sex rooms: maybe 10 or 12, plus more rooms on the second floor. We start with the BBBJ and end with fucking. Very simple and predictable, a little like shaking hands. Back to my locker to pay her, danke/bitte, and we're off on our separate ways.

Later on, I end up talking to another Bulgarian girl (for some reason, the Bulgarians are more likely to speak English). I ask her if she has worked anywhere else in Vienna and she says she used to work at Golden Time, but she likes Fun Palast more because there are too many girls at Golden Time. Hmmm... sounds like Golden Time is the place to be.

Taxi back to the hotel is 18 Euro.

Vienna is only my first experience with FKK clubs, so I am not an expert, but it seems to me that Fun-Palast is not really an FKK club, at least not in the truest sense of word. It's much more like a regular night club, except that all the girls can be bought.

[Stravinsky]

Busy day today and I'm not really up for going out to a club and staying up 'til the wee hours of the morning, so I think I will order take-out.

I give Traum Escort a call and a rather gruff woman answers the phone and demands my "booking", so I guess I'd better give it to her; Raisa, 10:00pm, 1 hour. I have also heard some good things about Cory (also from Traum), who is apparently very hot on the escort circuit right now, but I've been looking at Raisa's pix for the last couple weeks and she's such a sweetheart that I have to check this out.

At the appointed hour there is a knock on the door and Raisa is standing there, looking just as good as her pix. Based on that, I ask if I can add another hour to my booking, but she says only a half hour is possible. She phones in the new arrangement and heads to the bathroom to prepare.

Raisa is Romanian, and it's easy to believe that she is 19: beautiful face, excellent figure. She speaks English, as well as French and Italian and is here in Austria studying German.

But, unfortunately, she's just a university student looking to pick up a little extra spending money and has only been working as an escort for about a month, so she's still very new to the business and her technique still needs some refinement. The problem with a lot of young women is that they can be completely clueless about the male member. You would think they would understand that oral sex means, well, oral sex, but, like some other women I met here, she seems to think that if you just yank on poor Willy hard enough, you can achieve the desired result. So, I have to spend a little time coaching her on her technique, which is OK with me. Coaching a willing 19 y.o. in the finer points of how to suck on my cock can have it's advantages.

She also has a beautiful pussy, very tight, almost too tight. Another advantage of sex with 19 year olds. DATY is no problem with her, she seems to enjoy it quite a bit. At one point we are in the 69 position (with me on the bottom) and at the moment she comes, she starts yanking on poor Willy so hard it feels like she will pull him out by the roots.

So, all in all, I enjoyed my time with Raisa, although in retrospect, Cory might have been a better choice. If she stays in the business for another 6 months, it would be interesing to try Raisa again and see how she has progressed.


Some pix of Raisa are attached.

[County Library]

Field Report on a week in Vienna.

Map to spots visited:

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en...,0.617294&z=11

This trip was planned in large measure using the great humint for Vienna provided by Glenlivet here:

http://www.Internationalsexguide.inf...&postcount=617

Sunday:

Arrived at 20:00 and went to hotel near base camp on map.

Went to http://www.goldentime.at/ Goldentime arrived about 22:00 about 30 girls and the same number of clients

€80 in and €60 per half hour.

This is the best of the 3 clubs I visited: nice layout and setup with good clean facilities and decent enough hot and cold food aswell as fruit.

Can't remember the 4 different ladies/ over 5 half hour sessions I met but no complaints as long as you are relaxed about them trying to make you come asap and shorten the 30 mins. You just manage the situation. If you can't handle that then don't go to an FKK club.

No harassment by any of them.

Taxis there/back was € 40

Monday

Went to

Haus 599, Lerchenfelder Gürtel 5, 1160

http://www.haus599.at/

A bit of a kip with grotty stairwells and some shared apartments:

Went to see Erika Room 1/14

Shower was full of wet clothes belonged to her 'friend'

Extra hidden charges for DATY that was agreed before hand: as I don't speak German she used the ' no understand' routine.

€60 for 30 mins but it was much less. They should call it <come and go

Went from there to

http://www.Laufhaus-rachel.at/

Laufhaus Rachel. Triesterstrasse 176

Where I had a class hour €120 with Jenny.

I had spoken to her before arriving in Vienna so I was not a complete stranger.

I wanted to see her as she was one of the few who do hotel visits from the Lauf Haus's.

She is a very sexy lady and was really into it.

Taxis €30 in total.

Tuesday

Got Jenny to come to the hotel Its €150 an hour.

Wednesday

Went to first to see Yokos place at Jägerstraße 33 for some Chinese massage.

It just says Yoko on the bell.

Good time had for €50 euro for 30mins: no rush here.

The massage follows the sex.

After business dinner went to

FKK DD

Donauturmstraße 6 http://www.dd-clubsauna.at/

It was 23:00 hrs CET on Wednesday 18th Nov (I put this is becuase I see Stravinsky [post 686 in this thread) had a very different experience on the same date

Its only after I paided the €70 that I realised I was the only client, with none of the girls on the website there, with 2 new ones that had arrived that day! There was also one more.

This place is a kip. Very poor layout, poor facilities and would be very cramped with very few punters.

Had one session with Erica, new girl but would have been better with a pillow

Taxis €15 each way.

Thursday.

Went to

http://www.fun-palast.at/

Richard Strauss Straße 8

Took Ubahn there (€1.80) from base camp plus €5 euro taxi

Was there at 19:00

Not as good as GT's but still a good spot

€80 in and €60 per half hour of <come and go .

Good facilities, decent enough food and nice indoor pool.

More girls will chat a while with you first, some will not, its 'zimmer' first, then chat.

No remarkable memories here, as in other clubs its <come and go

Did time a few of them but couldn't be bothered arguing.

No harassment by any of them.

As this place is near

http://www.laufhaus-rachel.at/

Laufhaus Rachel. Triesterstrasse 176

Went out for some more time with Jenny.

LHR closes at 24:00 so I concocted a yarn to be let back into funplast which closes at 0400.

Friday

Beautiful 1 hour full body massage here. Really really nice after a hard week.

http://www.shivamassage.com/

It says massage on door bell

Nice place: well run.

Interesting session in so far as the handjob was provided after about 20 mins which gave plenty time to relax during the remaining massage

Taxis € 15 each way

Conclusions:

Good to experience all the different options. Am not overly excited by the FKK's, fine for getting through a few chicks but saw no 'boners' but then again what do you expect for €60 when it can cost ten times that in the same town. For FKK completness will be in Berlin next week so will give FKK Artemis Halenseestraße 32-36 a shot (have set aside a whole day

It helps to have your money ready in the right amounts: I interleave the bundle of 50's with 10's so as there is no chance of giving 2 50's.

The one negative comment I would make is that all the condoms seem to be designed for a smaller version of hardware than what the good lord equipped me so I had to get my own after Sunday.

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[Tf Eight]

Finding Golden time was very easy. From the south train station I gave the address to the taxi driver who puts the address in to the navigator and started driving. In about 15 minutes time I am in front of the Goldentime.

Walked passed the 80 Euro entry and the follow up activities and I am at the middle of a dozen show up girls. It was 2 pm and the M/F ratio was equal. The girls were average and no stunners. Maximum of them with pumped-up silicone breast which is a big NO for me. So I decided to some real stunners to turn up.

After an hour I was convinced by a hungarian girl and off we go to the romance room (!). The session was mechanical and nothing extra ordinary, she was in hurry to finish it up and show up for the next catch. I waited till 5 pm and the number of girls doubled without any stunners.

Before I decided to call it a day I caught up a Bulgarian girl with angel eyes. The sexperience was almost the same as before.

The poolside section was closed due to reduced temperature, but the pool was open. By the evening the place became crowded with more number of men than women, there was virtually no place to sit.

Some Points:
As the place received fairly enough coverage in this section, the overall experience is not that good. It could be because of following: 1) I had higher level of expectation due to more coverage and discussion in this section, 2) colourful make up pictures at their web sites, 3) the days collection was bad, 4) my particular choice of girls was bad, 5) the girls did no activities other than sitting and eating, 6) the bar girl was irritated all the way (no way I was there for her for sure)

In general, the girls were more interested to catch up older guys than younger fellas. Why?

What ever you might say, I was rather disappointed with the overall sexperience.

[Stravinsky]

OK, arrived in Wien today. Got off the plane along with everyone else and just sort of followed the crowd, expecting that we would end up at passport control. Got all the way to baggage claim area without any passport control and figured I'd find it on the the other side of customs. Walked through the "Nothing to Declare" door and found myself on the street. Interesting... but only the beginning.

The CAT train gets us to Wien Mitte in exactly 16 min. Taxi to the hotel is 8 Euro. Taxis are VERY expensive here. You can't go anywhere for less than 8 Euro and a ride across town is about 20 Euro. Of course, if I didn't have to multiply everything by 157%, those might seem like reasonable rates.

After checking in at the hotel, I decide to plan my evening. Unfortunately, it's Sunday night: not a good time to arrive in Wien. They pretty much roll up the sidewalks at sunset (about 16:00 this time of year) and everyone goes home. Just about all the places Glenlivet recommended are closed, except for Thai massage (it seems), so I decide to head over there and begin my visit with a massage.

I arrive at their door at 19:30 and ring the bell. A man appears and starts yelling at me (he's not really angry, he just wants to be sure I understand). I'm not quite sure what he's saying but I can make out the word "geschlossen", so it seems they are closed. The sign on the door says open until 20:00 on Sonntag, and it's now 19:30 and yet they are geschlossen. He says come back Monday morning. Sure thing, fella, that will be the first thing on my list of things to do Monday morning.

OK, time for Plan "B". The U6 station is right nearby and I decide to visit Donau Club Sauna, I think it's also known as Donau Dolls. What I really want to do is visit the FKK clubs, since these are something that I won't find anywhere else. At least, no place that I normally hang out.

I have my Vienna Card that I bought at the airport, which is supposed to be good for any public transportation in the city, but when I arrive at the U-bahn station, there doesn't seem to be anywhere to use it. There are no turnstiles anywhere, people are just walking in and out of the station freely. I notice a little blue box off in the corner with a slot in it. I stick my ticket in and it is stamped. I feel strangely gratified, but that seems to be it. Interesting...

The U6 takes me to Neue Donau station where I get off. A short walk through the parking lot and I am at Arbeitsomethingorothergasse. There is another road that takes off down by the river, past the Muslim temple, but it's very dark and very foggy and I decide that descretion is the better part of valor and take the main road. There is a big tower not too far away that dominates the skyline and it seems to me that the Club Sauna must be located in the direction of the tower. So, I make my way through the local streets towards the tower. This is obviously some kind of residential neighborhood: lots of nice homes, well cared for, surrounded by fences with gates and "Verboten" signs, the animated light of television screens illuminating the interiors.

At the end, there is a small foot path that leads through the trees and I find myself on Donauturmstrasse. I start walking toward the river and sure enough, up ahead there is an illuminated sign displaying a pair of luscious lips. This is the place. Fortunately, they are open. I buzz the front gate and a junge frau opens the door for me. We establish the fact that I am speaking English and this is not a problem for her. Yes, they are open, and yes there are 10 girls working tonight and it's 70 Euro entry and 60 Euro/half hour for sex and here is your robe and slippers and your key. There is a locker in the garderobe for your clothes and a small locker for valuables, same key opens both lockers. Eat and drink all you want and enjoy. Alcoholic drinks cost extra.

The place is not large, but it seems to have everything you need: dressing room, sauna, cinema, lounge area with a bar for drinks and a small buffet, mainly cold meat, cheese and butterbrot. There is an enclosed pool outside in the garden, but it's not really the season for that. All is clean and well maintained and it seems to be a very comfortable place.

There really are 10 girls working, the usual mixture of 6's & 7's. Most are Romanian with a couple of Hungarians. There is 1 stunning Romanian girl, and she knows it. If you're lucky, she might allow you to talk to her. Unfortunately I don't speak Romanian.

There seems to be about an equal number of guys and the ratio remains constant as they come and go throughout the evening. This seems to be very much a local hangout and many of them seem to know each other.

My first acquaintance is Kristina, one of the Hungarians. She speaks a little English, so we have a chance to talk. We move from the lounge to the sauna, where she starts stroking my cock and ends up leading me, by the cock (I am so easily led!), into one of the many private rooms in back. The BJ is without condom, which seems to be the standard everywhere, und zen vee vill have zee sex! Sex is with condom, which seems to be the standard everywhere.

Kristina follows me back to my locker and waits patiently for me to pay her, and then back to the lounge. Something to eat and drink, catch up with the news on the TV, talk to some of the girls and then back into sauna again. While I am in the sauna, Ibolya, the other Hungarian girl, steps out of the shower, stark naked and dripping wet, like Aphrodite rising from the waves, except she has an immense set of pendulous bazooms. She catches my eye, I catch hers, and it's love at first sight. And what would any love-stricken young girl do? She walks into the shower, sits in my lap and starts stroking my cock.

She persuades me to go to the room with her, but, instead of one of the private rooms in back, she wants to do it in the cinema. OK, I'm game, let's go. I can't help but feel a little sorry for her, second time around she has her work cut out for her. But, she is a true professional and is undaunted by the task. She actually seems to take a great deal of pride in her work. There is a very long BBBJ, und zen vee vill have zee sex!

Ibolya follows me back to my locker and waits patiently for me to pay her. I figure I'm pretty well tapped out for the night, so I change back into my street clothes and turn in my key. The junge frau at the front desk calls a taxi for me and 15 min. and 20 Euro later, I am back at my hotel.

So, a promising beginning for my visit to Vienna.

Liebe grusse,

Stravinsky (das Wiener Monger)

[Stravinsky]

Not sure I understand what all the drama is about.

Are we here to eat? Or have sex?

[Berthold]

Very funny, now it is a question, is it World that I work for or other clubs in Vienna? Or maybe I work for other places where I wrote my previous reports?

I haven't been to other clubs in Vienna, so can't say they are better. But it looks weird there are barely any reports here about them as it seems there are people around who have been there.

THis is due to the fact that golden time is the biggest club in town, although there are other good clubs in town or "Laufhäuser" as they are called

www.juchgasse11.at
www.kontakthaus.at
www.haus599.at
www.kontakthof.at

[Cruiser2121]

Its obvious that Cruiser works for the other clubs.

Hands down goldentime is far and away the best!

Very funny, now it is a question, is it World that I work for or other clubs in Vienna? Or maybe I work for other places where I wrote my previous reports?

I haven't been to other clubs in Vienna, so can't say they are better. But it looks weird there are barely any reports here about them as it seems there are people around who have been there.

[Cruiser2121]

Well, it should be easy to check if they close the food area

So that no food can be had half hour before 19. 00 when new food arrives.

How about giving them a call to check it and reporting here whether it is true or not?

I found it very annoying because I carefully planned my time when I spend it with chica, when I eat and when leave to catch my plane.

Then, after finishing with chica, exhausted and hungry, I arrive to the food bar at 18. 20 to see half of it already removed and barely managed to grab some of the remaining food before it quickly disappeared. If they really find it impossible to keep the food accessible as they replace it, at least, they could write a warning like no food can be had from 18. 20 till 19. 00.

About the small outdoor area. What is small for one, can be big for other. In comparison with World, Oase or Goldentime in Bruggen, it looks weak in Vienna. In comparison with clubs without any outdoor area, it is huge

About the number of chicas. I talked about the 1st hour. It was really dead. Again, maybe give them a call and ask how many girls normally arrive before 12am? I even asked another guy and he said the girls were sleeping. Then slowly they start arriving as time goes by. In comparison, when I enter the World at 11am sharp when they open, I often see several chicas already arriving at the reception. Why?

As for the girls, maybe unlucky day who knows, I did exactly as you say still had that mess. Learning the lesson, I will discuss the "one-time-come rule" with any GT chica in advance making sure it will not apply or else I won't go. I consider this a typical rip-off only executed by the worst girls who aren't interesting in good service. The fewer of us accept it, the better will be the girl's attitude, the better for all of us.

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Hi Cruiser,

for that I've said "... not true or extremely unlucky"

Usually there's always sufficient food at the buffet there.
Not true is that the outdoor aerea is soooo small. If I remember well the Funpalast even doesn't have an outdoor aerea, isn't it?
The pool neither is smaller then the one at Funpalast's.

Usually in GT are always more chicas then at DD or Funpalast together - so it's hard to believe for me that there was just a single girl as you wrote.

I was at GT many many times but NEVER EVER a chica "controlled" the condom if I already came.
Of course - as in all other clubs - it is possible that a girl tries to make you come quickly and/or is giving you a bad service.
But as I've said before; this can happen everywhere.

What you can do to avoid the problems you have mentioned is not so easy to say as everyone has to find his own style and I don't know you.
I just can tell you what I'm doing, and usually I leave GT always satisfied.

I have always to the girl a normal talk and so I see (and she too) how is the feeling between us.
If the vibrations are good we end up in the room and so it's guaranteed that the session will be OK.
And then almost everytime we stay a bit more together in the room, talking or relaxing a bit or there's a little time more for a short massage.

But usually a girl never "runs away" from me after the fun we had.

Hope tat I have helped you a bit.

[LotsOfFun]

Its obvious that Cruiser works for the other clubs.

Hands down goldentime is far and away the best!

Hi Cruiser,

for that I've said "... not true or extremely unlucky"

Usually there's always sufficient food at the buffet there.

Not true is that the outdoor aerea is soooo small. If I remember well the Funpalast even doesn't have an outdoor aerea, isn't it?

The pool neither is smaller then the one at Funpalast's.

Usually in GT are always more chicas then at DD or Funpalast together - so it's hard to believe for me that there was just a single girl as you wrote.

I was at GT many many times but NEVER EVER a chica "controlled" the condom if I already came.

Of course - as in all other clubs - it is possible that a girl tries to make you come quickly and/or is giving you a bad service.

But as I've said before; this can happen everywhere.

What you can do to avoid the problems you have mentioned is not so easy to say as everyone has to find his own style and I don't know you.

I just can tell you what I'm doing, and usually I leave GT always satisfied.

I have always to the girl a normal talk and so I see (and she too) how is the feeling between us.

If the vibrations are good we end up in the room and so it's guaranteed that the session will be OK.

And then almost everytime we stay a bit more together in the room, talking or relaxing a bit or there's a little time more for a short massage.

But usually a girl never "runs away" from me after the fun we had.

Hope tat I have helped you a bit.

[Yogi-Bear]

I'm very curious to hear your and other's opinions, what exactly is not true? Of course, it was my own subjective analysis based on my own experience.

Selling extras does happen sometimes but is never a big deal: I just say I don't like anal or cim or whatever it is, end of discussion. The problems I've listed are much harder to deal with. But I will be grateful for any advice how to avoid them.

Hi Cruiser,

for that I've said "... not true or extremely unlucky"

Usually there's always sufficient food at the buffet there.
Not true is that the outdoor aerea is soooo small. If I remember well the Funpalast even doesn't have an outdoor aerea, isn't it?
The pool neither is smaller then the one at Funpalast's.

Usually in GT are always more chicas then at DD or Funpalast together - so it's hard to believe for me that there was just a single girl as you wrote.

I was at GT many many times but NEVER EVER a chica "controlled" the condom if I already came.
Of course - as in all other clubs - it is possible that a girl tries to make you come quickly and/or is giving you a bad service.
But as I've said before; this can happen everywhere.

What you can do to avoid the problems you have mentioned is not so easy to say as everyone has to find his own style and I don't know you.
I just can tell you what I'm doing, and usually I leave GT always satisfied.

I have always to the girl a normal talk and so I see (and she too) how is the feeling between us.
If the vibrations are good we end up in the room and so it's guaranteed that the session will be OK.
And then almost everytime we stay a bit more together in the room, talking or relaxing a bit or there's a little time more for a short massage.

But usually a girl never "runs away" from me after the fun we had.

Hope tat I have helped you a bit.

[Yogi-Bear]

While getting to them by taxi will not be a problem, is there an ample supply of taxis outside these places (as they seem to be located in industrial estates/parks) or do you need to call them?

Thanks

Quite possible that there isa taxi outside as tomahawk already pointed out but before leaving I always ask the reception girl to call me a taxi and in some minutes it's there.

[Cruiser2121]

County, you should overthink your plan. I don't want to talk bad neither about "DD-Clubsauna" nor about "Funpalast". Both are ok, but much less choice of chicas then in "Goldentime".

It's simply not true what Cruise2121 said about GT. Or he really was unlucky there. Always when I'm going to Vienna I'm visiting GT and I can't agree with him at all. Especially as I know as well a bit about the German FKK-clubs and there the girls are much more trying to sell you an extra.

I'm very curious to hear your and other's opinions, what exactly is not true? Of course, it was my own subjective analysis based on my own experience.

Selling extras does happen sometimes but is never a big deal: I just say I don't like anal or cim or whatever it is, end of discussion. The problems I've listed are much harder to deal with. But I will be grateful for any advice how to avoid them.

[Tomahawk01]

the options GT

While getting to them by taxi will not be a problem, is there an ample supply of taxis outside these places (as they seem to be located in industrial estates/parks) or do you need to call them?

Thanks

Very often there are one or two taxis there at nighttime because there is also a casino at the same place.
If no taxi is waiting - call them.