Brussels

[Grebic]

Hi,

After two nights in a row in Le Bermude I can absolutely not say that my expectations were exceeded. The club itself is a bit of a run-down sauna club, the Sauna and Hamam are of low quality, not to speak of the rest of the house. The owners.a couple in their late 50s I guess- are very nice and do speak english, but that is it about the good part of the story.

On Friday night there were about 15 men, one hooker, one couple, the owner and his wife. And a forum buddy who I have met at the bar. The couple did one session in a closed room and thats it. They seemed to be friends of the owners, but would not even allow to watch them during the action.

From 8pm to 1am some more men came in, but no other woman.

The nice black hooker offered her service for 125 per half hour, outrageous price for such an etablissement.

Now, Saturday night, I just came back from some more hours in there, because the owners told yesterday that it is really, really uncommon to not have more couples there at a Friday. But it should change on Saturday. Well, nothing changed. Sorry, untrue, the situation changed compared to Friday in the way that the same hooker of Friday night was the only woman (except the fully drunk owner) and somewhat less single men.

I was so horny and negotiated a half hour with the hooker for 100 Euro. The session was really nothing to write home about. Less than medium BBBJ and mechanical sex, although she is a very nice person.

Tonight I went there with the forum buddy who I have met yesterday and he was as disappointed as myself. We left an hour ago and took a tour through the streets at Van Gaver, but the quality of the girls was more than low. So I am sitting at home frustrated now and still dream of having sex with couples in Le Bermude. But get the impression that you must be either more than lucky or write down your phantasies. Anyways, good luck to all who will try (tonight we realised that there are quite some more english speaking guys in there. Might have read about in the forum, good promotion for the club). Sorry, do not want to offend anybody, but have fully loaded pipes right now.

All the best, schaf

Hi,

I was one of those who gave a good report on the Le Bermude and I have to tell you that I have absolutely no need to write about my phantasies and that if it sucked I would have written that here.

When I was there (it was a weekday) there were 2 couples that let others participate (one was more picky than the other) but as I told in my report I didn't go there a second time, because I felt I was lucky that time and didn't want to ruin the good impression of the place.

When the couples left, there was really nothing interesting to do, so as I told in my report, you have to be lucky or else you will end up disapointed.

[Kevtjam]

Took the Thalys train from Paris-Nord to Brussels-Midi. Great service, 1 hour and 22 minutes. Very smooth ride. If making the trip again I probably would not pay the premium for 1st class. The meal provided and the upgraded seat was not, IMO, worth the premium.

On arriving at the station I obtained a public transit map and easily figured that the number 2 metro line would take me very close to my hotel. (4 euros or a 1 day transit pass) I opted for the Sheraton at Rogier Square. I was able to make use of some Starpoints so the hotel was free. Nice hotel. Free wi-fi on the main floor plus 4 PCs available for guests. The rooms are huge by European standards. Easily 3 times the size of the room in the expensive Parisian hotel that I had just vacated. There are a few hotels on or around the square, a Marriott, Hilton, Comfort Inn, Thon and one called Le Dome. I picked that location due to the proximity to Rue d’Aerschot and Van Gaver. After exploring a bit, the hotels in the city centre would not be too inconvenient for the hobbyist as Brussels in very compact. The distance is walkable and in the alternative, public transit is good.

After a shower is was time to track down Rue d’Aerschot. The start of the action proved to be only a five minute walk away. I walked up and down the street a few times and was blown away by the quality. Many well proportioned girls with good sized natural breasts. My favorites! It was hard to decide. I finally settled on a Bulgarian girl at 214. 40 euros and she allowed digits, russian, performed an admirable BJ and allowed sex in mish and cowgirl.

After that it was off to do some sightseeing. The Grand Place is an extraordinary, beautiful, public square. Unfortunately it was ruined that day by a big stage and tent set up for some public event. The mannekin [CodeWord140] was a disappointment. Had time for some beer, a crocque monsieur and some frites.

Walked around the Van Gaver area and checked out the SWs. Not much eye candy as it was a cool night. The windows were calling me. It was time to check out the night shift on Rue d’Aerschot.

Once again, much talent on display. Different atmosphere a night though. Lots of traffic on the rue and some fairly rude pedestrians, many of which appeared to share the same background as the windows girls and were looking for bargains.
I finally settled on a Romanian lass at 184. BJ, followed by cowgirl, followed by mish. Another positive experience but it was bed time.

Up again the next morning and then off to the Rue again. Amazingly about 3/4 of the windows were occupied. Selected a large breasted Bulgarian at number 40. Russian, BJ and cowgirl to finish.

A waffle for breakfast and some more sightseeing. After a couple hours of that it was of course back to the Rue. This time I selected a Greek-Bulgarian mix. The youngest and best looking of the 4 but also the most restrictive. For the agreed upon fee of 40 she allowed only one position, no digits and no russian. Her BJ skills however were second to none. Despite all of the previous action I almost lost it during the BJ. I was tempted to just let her finnish me with her mouth, it was that good but she lay back and asked me to f**k her so I did. She was at 192/4.
Time was running out so it was back to the Sheraton for my bag and off to catch the train.

I owe a debt of gratitude to the previous posters. Your tips made my visit great. A couple of other points. Speaking only English was no problem. I avoided the girls with perma tans and fake boobs. They are not my type and for some reason I doubt the service would have been as good. As for price, for each girl I selected I held up 4 fingers at the window indicating that I was willing to pay 40. They all accepted. Two asked for "something for the lady" when I went in. In other words a tip for the hefty old broads that sit there doing nothing. In each case I told them I had no change. It was not a problem. Two of the places, had double beds that we used, one had a single and another a couch. All had some sort of music playing. Basically you are doing the deed on a comforter that is probably rarely if ever changed. There is also the possibility that some other dude will be banging your girl's window partner at the same time a few feet away separated by a curtain. If these things bother you, stay away.

Overall and excellent experience. 4 different girls, 160 euros, priceless memories. I'll be back.

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[Hardcoredoc12]

I will be visiting Brussels starting Monday, March 17th for a medical meeting.

Would like to see a few girls at my hotel for incall sessions. I noticed Joyce (tall blond independent) any reviews on her from anyone?

Any suggestions of women from agency's or independent not to be missed??

Thanks,

Doc

[Kea8476]

Hello, does MIET have a web site?

I already tried to "google" but found a lot of links about .... a politician Miet Smet

My mistake, the place is called mai maiti, I am sure you already know it, http://www.maimaiti.be/

[Bobo.fr]

....
Miet is more expensive (180 for one hour, 100 for half) but much more classy. Modern relaxing decoration, very clean and very discrete. Only one girl was available when I visited, Teqila, who had an athletic firm body and was very friendly.

Services in both place were similar (massage + covered bj + different positions)

Hello, does MIET have a web site ?
I already tried to "google" but found a lot of links about .... a politician Miet Smet

[Kea8476]

After reading information on this forum I have visited both places during a short stay in Brussels.

Emmanuel is a 20 min taxi drive from centre of Brussels. The house decoration, furniture looks and is worn out. The girls are mostly arabic, not anything special, I had Nina who had been very nice and friendly.
160 for one hour.

Miet is more expensive (180 for one hour, 100 for half) but much more classy. Modern relaxing decoration, very clean and very discrete. Only one girl was available when I visited, Teqila, who had an athletic firm body and was very friendly.

Services in both place were similar (massage + covered bj + different positions)

[Problemsolver]

Recently, my travel plans took me to Brussels for a 5-hour stopover. Because of the research I had done previously, mainly on this forum, I had an efficient and rewarding time—not to mention that I filled up the usually boring stopover time with some mongering.

My main concerns coming in was would I find the location with ease? Would I be able to be back on time? How busy is the scene early morning?

Thanks to the detailed reports on this forum, getting there was a breeze. I’d just reiterate the directions for those who find it hard to search or would rather prepare their suitcases than reading 10’s of pages.

Between terminals A and B there are escalators going up and down all floors down to the train station which is located on floor “-1”. At floor “0”, which I guess is ‘ground floor’, one can store hand luggage and possibly full suitcases in oversized lockers. At the aforementioned floor go out the doors of the terminal (there’s a little sign with a suitcase and a key on top), make a right, walk some 20-30 yards and on your left you’ll see a small area with lockers. Cost is 7.5EUR for a maximum of 24hrs.

Back to the terminal, down to floor -1. Like many European countries, there are no turnstiles or guards at the entrance. Make sure to buy a ticket before you step onto the train, as both times I traveled a conductor came around asking for tickets. Tickets back and forth to Gare Du Noord are 5.60EUR.

The train we took was an express train, which made no stops before the desired station. From this forum I understood that it’s the third station. So, please be on the lookout for the name of the station you’re pulling in, not only to the number of stops. Also, the track we arrived was on the other side of Rue d’Aerschot, so I didn’t see girls waving, or the RLD at all before I stepped out the station, but completely relied on the signs (alright, who am I kidding, I had to ask and make sure that I’m at the Gare Du Noord…). The ride plus waiting for the train didn’t take more than 20min (same time on the way back).

The street Rue d’Aerschot, or Aarschotstraat, runs parallel to the train station. Pulling in the station coming from the airport the street would be to the left side. Outside on the street, the right side is full with window candy and brothels, while the left is the brick wall of the station. Even though it was 11am many windows were open for business, with various levels of girls. Many were clear stunners, some not doable. The latter a minority.

I followed the cautions of previous reports here. As soon as I decided to visit a girl that took my fancy I started questioning her. Would you undress fully? What is included in the 40EUR? How long? Turns out that the standard answer is 40EUR one position, 50EUR for multiple positions, completely naked. I found a Bulgarian with decent English. Heavenly body, enchanted tits, with glasses that gave her an intelligent look.

The service itself is nothing to write home about, and I doubt that one can find genuinely faked GFE in such a commercialized place. All in all, it was worth the troubles. My only concern was that the provider did not insist on me taking a shower (I had just come off a 7hour plane ride), and when I requested one, or at least a place to refresh she said that there are no.

I should add, for those who have the option of stopping over in Amsterdam or Brussels, as I have seen many airlines give the option, Amsterdam should be first choice. (IMHO, even the cultural to do’s is more sophisticated in Amsterdam than in Brussels, which is just another bureaucratic city full with international nonsense.) The selection in Amsterdam is larger, the street livelier, the atmosphere less seedy and there’s plenty to do there while recuperating or waiting for a friend to reemerge from patronizing the available stock. Brussels, I believe is geared less for the tourist, and more for the locals. I found it hilarious to see how locals drive slowly through the street looking, and sometimes making hand gestures to the window girls. Hilarious might be the wrong word after thinking how risky such business is back the states.

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[Ffmbud]

Hi guys,

Do any of you have anything to report about this place?

Yeah I used to frequent Mary Hash several years ago, prices seemed to have gone up, but at the time, when the euro was about $1.20, 150 euros for a full hour of nude FBST with a hand-finish was nice. Once I got to be recognized as a regular with a couple of the girls (they change a bit over time), progressed to them accepting oral. In fact, I eventually got private numbers of a Spanish babe and a Romanian babe and saw them privately in their apartment for a tantric massage and full service treatment for the same fee. They both also advertised in www.oohlala.be, Apparently Mary keeps 60-70% of the fee for the house.

[Bobo.fr]

Thank you, Bobo. I'll check it asap.

Did you visit www.emmanuelle-x.com ?

Some days ago, I met Ava : she's very great, participated a lot in our actions.

[Bobo.fr]

Hi guys,

Do any of you have anything to report about this place?

I've never been there but I understand from www.dialogueslib.be that Mary Hash propose only massages (handjobs seem possible but no more).

[Peter Alan]

Hi guys,

Do any of you have anything to report about this place?

[Bacon Sandwich]

Hello,

Just a quick question. Do any of you know of bars or hotels in Brussels where the high-quality hookers hang out? In Paris there are a number of cafes along the Champs Elise, and clubs around Concord; in London there are a number of nightclubs frequented by working girls. I'm just wondering if the same thing exists in Brussels. Knowing Brussels, however, I figure you have to know in advance where these places are, rather than happening upon them. I would have thought the bar at Hotel Metropole, on Blvd. Anspach would have been one, but have never had any luck there. I know there's always the RLD near Nord Station, but it goes so quickly there. Any info you might provide is appreciated!

BS

[Catswhiskers]

Ok folks,

In the interests of consumerism I popped into Sauna Quinze this afternoon (Friday) around 2pm.

White door on busy road. You have to press the bell and wait like a real punter outside until the owner lets you in. Not a good start.

20€ to get in. You get a key and a towel.

Shower first. Clean and quite nice and a secure locker for your bits 'n' bobs.

There is a bar on the same floor as you enter with a few working ladies. Bar prices are not bad €3 for a soft drink.

Had my shower and popped downstairs. Nicely set out. A few rooms with large holes to watch through, one big room with a TV in the corner.

Back upstairs. Large jacuzzi. Nice.

Sat down and watched the TV upstairs which was showing a nice bit of porn and very soon one of the working ladies asked if I wanted company. €150 per hour or €100 for 30mins. Or €50 for a trip to the jacuzzi with her.

Initially not interested as I wanted to watch what was happening but as there was nothing going on I was very soon tempted by "Gianna" a very nice Serb-speaking (as well as good French) blonde. She had a gorgeous body and I went for the 30mins.

Downstairs and stripped off. Wonderful close experience with lots of gentle kisses and strokes. She tasted wonderful, rubbed herself all over me and then on with the rubber.

Good BJ.

The on top. Bouncy-bouncy.

Changed to doggie (or, as they call it in French. Levrette. As in hare/rabbit). Another little lick then bangity-bang to finish.

Showered and fell into the jacuzzi with a couple to play. And got a whacking great hard-on almost immediately. They went back downstairs, I followed and watched their show.

Was in a bit of a rush so left soon after they had finished.

Conclusion. Small, nowhere near as much room as Le Bermude or Le Lagon. Cleaner and more modern but somehow I reckon that unless any couples are there the pickings will be limited to the very pretty but very expensive working girls there.

Tried it. Liked it but won't be back.

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[I Like Birds]

I’Ve been there on Saturday night as well (22:30 to 00:00). Sampled the place for the first time. Can confirm quite a number of things. Schaf29 has given an accurate info on the house, which is indeed a bit run down. So if you are looking for the above average quality sauna (on a humble scale), la Bermude shouldn’t probably be your first choice (the same applies to rooms). However, from my own perspective, I wasn’t bothered with it all that much, because the atmosphere was quite fine and welcoming and, except of two-three strange looking men, people were in general nice and open to each other [though these might be regulars or the guys who came in with their friends]. Anyway, initially I was expecting worse "climate", so was alright on that side.

Probably the only reason I wasn’t as disappointed as Schaf29 is that from the very beginning I went there for the sake of simply looking around and with no particular desire of having sex. Well once you are looking for that, here is where I totally agree with Schaf: the prospects are just miserable. The only house hooker that night was the above mentioned black woman. I have to say that bodywise she is a stunning lady, but, well, as we all understand looking is not everything. Apart from that there was no [no! ] other woman whatsoever. At around quarter after eleven one couple appeared. Both are in their early fifties. Clear "no" on all sides. That was basically it.

Based on this single experience my idea of la Bermude would be not to go there if you are horny. Optimal for me would be to visit it with a friend, so that you could have a beer in the lobby watching football and discussing the matters. Whatever happens on the top of that is just an unexpected pleasant extra.

Given no action to see or to partake, I can hardly expect myself spending there more than two hours.

P.S. Average age of male visitors should cut somewhere above 45. Talking about female averages on a single evening doesn’t make much sense anyway.

Hope this is of any help to anyone.

[Schaf29]

Hi,

After two nights in a row in Le Bermude I can absolutely not say that my expectations were exceeded. The club itself is a bit of a run-down sauna club, the Sauna and Hamam are of low quality, not to speak of the rest of the house. The owners.a couple in their late 50s I guess- are very nice and do speak english, but that is it about the good part of the story.

On Friday night there were about 15 men, one hooker, one couple, the owner and his wife. And a forum buddy who I have met at the bar. The couple did one session in a closed room and thats it. They seemed to be friends of the owners, but would not even allow to watch them during the action.

From 8pm to 1am some more men came in, but no other woman.

The nice black hooker offered her service for 125 per half hour, outrageous price for such an etablissement.

Now, Saturday night, I just came back from some more hours in there, because the owners told yesterday that it is really, really uncommon to not have more couples there at a Friday. But it should change on Saturday. Well, nothing changed. Sorry, untrue, the situation changed compared to Friday in the way that the same hooker of Friday night was the only woman (except the fully drunk owner) and somewhat less single men.

I was so horny and negotiated a half hour with the hooker for 100 Euro. The session was really nothing to write home about. Less than medium BBBJ and mechanical sex, although she is a very nice person.

Tonight I went there with the forum buddy who I have met yesterday and he was as disappointed as myself. We left an hour ago and took a tour through the streets at Van Gaver, but the quality of the girls was more than low. So I am sitting at home frustrated now and still dream of having sex with couples in Le Bermude. But get the impression that you must be either more than lucky or write down your phantasies. Anyways, good luck to all who will try (tonight we realised that there are quite some more english speaking guys in there. Might have read about in the forum, good promotion for the club). Sorry, do not want to offend anybody, but have fully loaded pipes right now.

All the best, schaf

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