Brussels

[GreenRoamer]

Lately I have taken a liking for upmarket Tantra massage salons in Brussels. I much prefer this experience to rue d'Aerschot, but this is personal choice. Here is summary of what I have found:

Anna Burn, Schuman area: nice service, clean place, good choice of girls, found a girl who used to be at Mary Hash so I took her last time

Fleurs de Lys, avenue Roosevelt: only open 2 months, used to be on Avenue Louise, many rooms, I paid 50 euro extra for prostrate massage by very cute young Belgian girl.

Eighty Club Sauna, ch de Charleroi: poor value, girls short change you on time, less expensive than the others but this is why.

Clara Moore, chaussee de Charleoi: I have not been there yet, when I do I will try the jacuzzi… However it seems to be aimed at tourists which puts me off it.

Girls are all “grade A”, European, often speaking several languages. Of the above three I would recommend Fleurs de Lys, though I have not tried Clara Moore as I say.

Other places:

Mary Hash, Uccle: seems to be run by a couple, pure tantra with no “happy ending”. The masseuse keeps you erect but won’t let you come. (They leave you alone for 5-10 minutes after the session to finish the job yourself.)

There is also Sensual Massage Studio, place Jourdan, this is pure tantra, not really for the users of this website.

Be aware that these places offer hand relief and nothing more (no sex, bj, fk etc etc). You also need deep pockets, count on 150-200 euro for one hour of massage. Though you always get the full hour (except Eighty Club Sauna..) Normally you must make appointment by phone. Choice of girls on their websites.

If anyone knows of any more places like these, please post them!

[Novio]

Thanks to this forum, I was able to find Rue D'Aerschot without any difficulty. I took my time walking up and down the stretch a couple of times to see what the girls were like. It's true that 5-6 pm is probably a bad time to go. Most of the windows were empty. Went back later in the evening, and was rewarded by lots of eye candy. Young, very hot girls in skimpy outfits, some of them shaking their goodies to attract passersby. Many of them were dark-,black -haired, and very fair-skinned, so I was thinking they were probably Romanian, which made me think twice. I decided to try my luck with one tall, slender Latin-looking girl at one of the better-lit windows around the middle stretch of the street. She said she was Brazilian-Albanian, name was Kristiana (I think). Not a bad session: nice CBJ, a little bit of DATY allowed, different positions for FS. Can't complain for 50 euros. In terms of safety, it looked like a fairly safe area. Lots of young guys in groups, many of them immigrants, but they seemed to be checking out the working girls, and not spoiling for a fight, or trying to rip people off, etc.

[Meteko]

Hi,

.... about a Cassandra at Rue des Plantes 84.

I was in the area today and Cassandra was present. You'll usually find her there from +/- 10am till 5pm..

M

[Brumbino]

Hi,

This is my first report, but I have read this thread and it helped a lot.

Metoko, you wrote a report last May about a Cassandra at Rue des Plantes 84. I liked the description and checked it out. However, there didn't seem to be a window for shopping and the door was closed. I decided to walk around Plantes and Linne and see if I could find some mature woman. The only girls in the windows were African, though.

Was I just unlucky that time or should I be looking elsewhere?

[Bacon Sandwich]

I hate to disapoint, but this place doesn't exist anymore. Last week I saw bulldozers breaking out the whole interiour of the building....

M

Oh No!? Where will I go for over-priced handjobs?

Don't worry, there are others: try rue du Cirque, very close to the (former) Gascogne, where there are a couple, including l'Empire, and le Perplum, on rue livourne, parallel to ave Louise.

Or just go to the RLD. I once had a girl there to do a striptease for me.

[Meteko]

The Gascogne (I think that's right) on Anspach, the main drag in town, just down from the California Cinema, is one.

I hate to disapoint, but this place doesn't exist anymore. Last week I saw bulldozers breaking out the whole interiour of the building....

M

[Bacon Sandwich]

The Manhattan Club is actually _inside_ a metro stop. (http://manhattan.be/) Looks to be a standard club. I read about extras once or twice, but I think it's bullshit.

You are right about the Manhattan Club. I used to go there a bit, and it actually has the feel of a neighborhood bar, but with a few strippers thrown in. It is typically Belgian in that it is only open Mondays, Thursdays, and Fridays from 5PM to 11 PM (prompting a typical "what-the-fuck" reaction, which is so common in Belgium), the strippers seem to take the stage whenever they feel like it, and there are long periods during which no one is dancing, the girls just hanging out with customers and each other. After each girl dances, they'll come around and do a really quick sort-of lap dance for a tip, which will be a minimum of 5 euro, because that's the smallest euro paper bill. As was mentioned, there was a report of someone getting a blowjob in this place, but I don't see how that would be possible. It's just too mom-and-pop for that. If it happened, it was probably a one-off thing. Don't go there expecting it.

There are, however, strip clubs in Brussels where you can get laid, but it's expensive. The Gascogne (I think that's right) on Anspach, the main drag in town, just down from the California Cinema, is one. So is l'Empire, one of a number of "boites a striptease" in the center. L'Empire also has a couple of other strip clubs around it, and there is one on Livourne, which is parallel to ave. Louise. There are others as well, but I have only been to Gascogne and Empire.

They are laid out like typical strip clubs, with a stage and pole and then a curtained-off area in the back. After each dance, the girl will come around and hassle you for a five. (It must be said that the girls in these places tend to be super hot.) She will also ask you if you want to have a drink with her, and you will look and see that this costs 70 euro. At first, I thought this was going to be a rip-off just like all the clubs in the Pigalle area of Paris, as it has a similar setup. But I went with it anyway. (This was at Gascogne.)

The 70 euro got me a bottle of Veuve, much of which was drunk by the very hot Belgian-Israeli girl with gorgeously done fake tits. (Gotta love getting strippers drunk!) She gave me a pretty good lapdance, then asked if I wanted a massage, which would run something over 200 euro. I declined, but on a subsequent visit I took another girl up on the offer. She was also really hot, red-haired with a super tight body. After getting the 70 euro lapdance and champagne, she asked if I wanted a massage. For the 240 euro (I think that was the price) we both got naked and she gave me this body-to-body massage with lotion, quite a bit of kissing, and a great handjob while she rubbed herself all over me. She said that some girls there would fuck you, and even offered to find me one (presumably for another 240) but that she herself needed to have her limits. Cynics out there, I'm sure, will call this a 240 + 70 euro handjob, which is true and may seem crazy when you can get laid for 50 euro a short walk away in the RLD, but in truth it was a pretty cool experience. Expensive, yes, and not something I'll repeat often, but also not a rip-off. I'm just a sucker for extras in a strip club, I guess.

Upside: Super hot girls, who will do lapdances and get you off.

Downside: Expensive, plus these places don't even open until 10 PM.

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[Elroy]

Thanks for the info Meteko.

So is it possible to find a good strip club in Brussels? I am googling for this but only some old websites found.

The Manhattan Club is actually _inside_ a metro stop. (http://manhattan.be/) Looks to be a standard club. I read about extras once or twice, but I think it's bullshit.

[Etaoin2003]

It is, let's say the more 'exotic' part of the RLD. Indeed about 80% of the girls are from Africa (Nigeria for the most) and they come in just about every shape, weight, size and looks...from 1 to 9 on a scale to 10.
As for the rest, most girls should be reffered to as 'ladies', some have probably been grandmothers for years now...

I gave it a try. Standard price is 25 euros + upsell, while the Aarschott price is 40 euros + upsell.

Also, apparently all the black girls are from Ghana and named Jessica. That was my experience anyway. Jessica 1 was quite enthusiastically accommodating (and smart, and interesting) and earned herself a big tip. Jessica 2 just got the 5-euro upsell she negotiated after agreeing to the 25-euro price.

Both were actually better in terms of service -- both performance and lack of "hurry" -- than I have received on Aarschott. Also their chambers had sink and/or tub for cleaning up, which is not always the case on Aarschott.

[Etaoin2003]

Hello everybody,
I have been some times on Rue D'Aerschot, and I must submit that is a nice place to go if you are in Brussels.

Seeing that I like strip clubs, I have seen on the end of the street (or the begining.) a video show club, but I never entered there. Does anyone has been there?

It's not a strip club, but rather a jack shack. The live show is turntable surrounded by private booths. A girl does a five-minute stint in which she strips, wiggles, and displays, in hopes that you will head for a private show booth. I don't know what the private booth costs but the turntable show is 1 euro for just a minute or so.

[Asie Frenchy]

went on wedsday to what someone here referred to as the 'exotic' area walked up river road and around saw 90% none doable unless you really like fugly and i mean fugly [don't care color or shade. 100kilos up is fugly] but found some gems.

a couple of ghanian gals.

a couple of nigerians.

did one of the ghanians. was a 3-room lower floor house and her friend kept sticking her head in and asking to join, [but in a teasing way not a get money way] possibly because the one i was doing was [seemingly] enjoying it and making noise; apparently new and only 3 days and not had many fucks; her friend kept remarking on it. finally i said "look you wanna join you can. but i can't f you both'. toold her to strip and sit and watch me f her friend; she didn't even mention $$ but took her top off and pulled her skirt up; smacked her [now giggling and losing her stroke] friend on the arse and sat back and watched me finish go figure.

took a break.

2 hours later tooka nigerian gal in a double window [friend in next window].

chatted a while, and did her fast then, as i went to [CodeWord134] etc she got another guy in watched her do the other guy thru the curtains. got a stiffy and when the guy left did her again standing.

damage.

40 to the ghana gal. she asked 30 + 20 [not asked] to her friend.

40 to nigerian + 20 'tip' for the watching +40 3rd round.

and before any idiot flames me that i gave away $$. no i didn't. this is called courtesy, tipping and being nice. it is also called investment in future visits.

balls drained.

very satisfied.

but as has been pointed out many times, its all about.

a; chemistry

b; being savvy

i am white, not young but fit, its just about chatting and bonding with the gal.

you look like a dork off the plane you get treated like one.

this area is not for dorks. but if you have an eye a brain and can rap with the gals it can be fun.

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[Olsion]

All of these are within a strolling distance of about 10 minutes from the first to the last.

Let us know what you find out,

M

Thank you again for the info.

I think I will have a look there, and write something in the forum.

[Meteko]

So is it possible to find a good strip club in Brussels? I am googling for this but only some old websites found.

And as I am in a good mood, and the Livourne street being kinda on my way to walk back home, here's the names of the clubs there. Search a bit further with this, perhaps some have web-sites with info that may be a bit less negative than mine...

Club L'interdit (looks brand new)
The New Funny House 2000 (I didn't make that up !!)
Le Baron
The Cool Place
Le Peplum (on the corner with Defacqz street)
Le Lagon (more of a swinger club, with some pro's as well)

All of these are within a strolling distance of about 10 minutes from the first to the last..
Let us know what you find out,
M

[Meteko]

So is it possible to find a good strip club in Brussels? I am googling for this but only some old websites found.

Seems like this question is asked every 6 months or so....
And as far as I know the answer remains...nope.
There are some club/bars in the Livourne street ( uptown, Ixelles, paralel to the Louise avenue) that may eventually come close to what you are looking for, but as a general rule most of these places are to be approched with the knowledge that a ripp-off should not come as a surprise....Basically these places hardly ever see a local, 90% foreign customers.
Further, I have never found any positive reports on any of the Belgian 'ISG'-wannabe sites. I take it that says enough..
Anyway : doubble check entry/exit fees, price of drinks (champagne = cheap cava ! ), etc...
Over the years there have been a few reports in regular newspapers about some of these places : it seems credit cards are best left at home....

have fun,
M

[Olsion]

Thanks for the info Meteko..

So is it possible to find a good strip club in Brussels? I am googling for this but only some old websites found.