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[RandomGuy21]

Cyprus is a beautiful place to relax but don't let the island atmosphere fool you into thinking you can enjoy it with an escort without taking a financial beating.

Limassol has several gentlemen clubs which are easy to locate as well as a couple more hidden options. The issue is that this isn't a city you can easily walk in, so you must either hire a car or rely on taxi drivers. Taxi drivers and club owners have a deal going together and will conspire to rip you off as they get a take for bringing in "suckers. " If you are naive, you will easily be taken advantage of by thinking these guys are your friends, when it is anything but the case as they will play good cop v bad cop.

There is nothing extreme about what I am writing. As soon as you enter a cab and tell the driver you are interested in a woman, the process of extracting money from your wallet will begin.

First, the taxi driver takes you to a club. The owner of the club will mislead you by making it appear that for a fix rate, you can have anything you want. He'll usually want 200 or even 300 Euro. This is just the fee for you to enter the club, nothing more. If this isn't discussed up front, you'll soon found out later (see the 2nd to last paragraph).

Secondly, he will send some girls to you who will quickly push for drinks, and often have 2 women come over to guilt you into buying more. They will push overpriced champagne and other cocktails. If you don't ask the price up front, you run the risk of being completely ripped off later on. If you try to pay with a card you are penalized for it.

Finally, if you do wish to take a girl, you must negotiate with her separately. Then the cab driver needs to take you either to your room or a hotel. Keep in mind that the cab driver will run the meter while you are in the club. This is why nothing will happen on premise, otherwise the cab driver would have no incentive to take you anywhere.

In some cases, before you leave the manager will take you to his office and try to extract even more money by cleverly adding in other fees. He knows every trick in the book and will explain that you should have asked up front about the fees. You are able to negotiate your way out of some of this but it's a small island where everybody knows each other, and unless you have your own car and are sober, you could face harsher penalties if you try to run away from it all.

Given everything above, there is no point in going to these clubs since you must be on your toes like an accountant for everything that happens. In fact, they are the opposite of relaxation where unlike a fair business transaction the mood and environment is ruined by extreme price gouging.

[Aqua64]

Similar bad experience happened to me in Matriska Club few weeks ago. It was my first time there and I even did not know the name of the club before I went. An old friend sent me the pictures of some girls working there and suggested me to give a try. I was recommended to book Lena. She was so sleepy and lazy when I entered to the room. Then I decided to change the lady. I took Jasmine a Kazakh girl, dark hair, slim and with a very good Turkish. After an hour of chit chat and light drinking we started the action. She was also so lazy, and reluctant in the bed and started to warn me with a bad language whenever I was touching her, refusing kissing by saying this is her best etc. Obviously I left the room after this bad experience and had to desire to stay with her. The guys in the management with a very rude and bad attitude protected their lady and I was accused because of my bad behaviour to her! I left without refunds and sex! Stay away and warn your friends.

[Woodypussy1967]

Biyax and Lipstick have the best lineups at the moment. Many top model girls. The prices are quite expensive. I had a great time at both clubs 10 days ago. Next time, I will try to visit Lapta clubs. I would also like to inform you that bareback sex is over in these clubs. Girls offer sex only with condom.

[Woodypussy1967]

Last week, I had been to Florida club. It was by far the worst experience I had in North Cyprus clubs. Avoid this club like a plague! I booked a girl for one hour. A blonde girl with big boobs (I forgot her name! She was talking all the time and showed me photos in her phone. Then, when I asked for sex, she told me that the time is finished and she left. Unbelievable behaviour! I got angry and I went to the club manager to complain. I complained angrily about this behaviour, but he told that this was not his problem. I was shocked with his reply! The receptionist was a very dark skinned (maybe gypsy) guy. Florida club is a real scam! This happened to me for the first time in a North Cyprus club. They stole the 300 TL that I paid for 1 hour! Of course, I will never go back to this club. I am also going to make a separate post about this scam in order to warn fellow mongers.

[Woodypussy1967]

I visited recently North Cyprus clubs around Nicosia. I must say that the quality is so and so. You must search in order to find some gems.

First, I visited Sexy Lady club. Many EE and Asian ladies. I booked for one hour a very nice Kazak girl. She was very nice. She was tall with asian characteristics. Price 300 TL.

Then, I had been to Red Love club (ex Romantic club). Half of the girls who work there are Moroccan. I booked for one hour a nice Moroccan girl with sexy dark skin. She was very polite. Price 300 TL.

Then, I had been to Florida club. It was by far the worst experience I had in North Cyprus clubs. Avoid this club like a plague! I booked a girl for one hour. A blonde girl with big boobs (I forgot her name! She was talking all the time and showed me photos in her phone. Then, when I asked for sex, she told me that the time is finished and she left. Unbelievable behaviour! I got angry and I went to the club manager to complain. I complained angrily about this behaviour, but he told that this was not his problem. I was shocked with his reply! The receptionist was a very dark skinned (maybe gypsy) guy. Florida club is a real scam! This happened to me for the first time in a North Cyprus club. They stole the 300 TL that I paid for 1 hour! Of course, I will never go back to this club. I am also going to make a separate post about this scam in order to warn fellow mongers.

Then, I visited Faraon club. It had some nice girls at 400 TL per hour. I left because, there are cheaper options.

The next day, I visited Imparator club. I took for 1 hour a very nice Belarusian girl. She was quite good. A brunnete with big tits. Everything run smoothly. Nice sex.

[Phoenix Sun]

Hello guys,

This would be my maiden visit to Paphos & Limassol from 1-3 December. Could anybody guide me as to what are the best places to visit during the weekend. Looking for kinky places.

Any pointers would be highly appreciated. BTW, how's the weather playing up?

Regards,

Phoenix.

[BitLined]

Just recently came back from Cyprus. Checked out most of the Clubs in Lefkosa and Girne. In previous years generally the girls in Lefkosa had been better than Girne, but this time around I think Lapta has better girls. In previous years Lipstick had the best girls in town. Now I thought they were just average, pretty much the same calibre as the other clubs. I spotted new club called Marishka, just past Lipstick and left off the road, boy did this place have some beauties, I saw at least three nice babes there, mixed origin- Ukraine, Moldovan, Khazak and Uzbeks. As usual the most expensive at Lipstick at 1000 ytl per program and 4-500 per hour. The rest varies at 250 to 400 per hour and 500 to 700 hour per program. On the other end at Girne-Lapta, there were some beauties there as well. Specially at Titanic and Golden Girls.

[Hedonist]

I used to stay at MonAmour because it has a restaurant and hotel attached (both are shitty nevertheless very convenient) and their club they used play decent Russian music which reminds of my days in that part of the world. This was two years ago. The last few times I did Lefkosa because quality girls in Lapta were pretty bad. Also Lapta clubs have three shifts. I found the cheaper options in Lefkosa (Hanedan, Harem, etc.) better value. Things change all the time in Cyprus. No harm in driving over and checking out for yourself.

I was planning of visiting nightclubs in Lapta-Karsiyaka this time. I hear that prices are cheaper than Lefkosa. Is this true? How many clubs are there?

[Hedonist]

Thanks. If I will end up going, will share here my impressions.

The prices at lipstick are 400-500 TL for an hour and 1000-1200 TL for program. Lipstick is expensive, but its girls are very good! Very high quality.

Of course, there are cheaper clubs with prices around 300-400 TL for an hour and 600-700 TL for program depending on the girl.

[Woodypussy1967]

I was planning of visiting nightclubs in Lapta-Karsiyaka this time. I hear that prices are cheaper than Lefkosa. Is this true? How many clubs are there?

[Woodypussy1967]

Guys,

Does anybody know the latest prices in Northern Cyprus? I haven't been there for a long time. If you could tell me the program rate of Lipstick that would be enough. Many thanks.

The prices at lipstick are 400-500 TL for an hour and 1000-1200 TL for program. Lipstick is expensive, but its girls are very good! Very high quality.

Of course, there are cheaper clubs with prices around 300-400 TL for an hour and 600-700 TL for program depending on the girl.

[Hedonist]

Guys,

Does anybody know the latest prices in Northern Cyprus? I haven't been there for a long time. If you could tell me the program rate of Lipstick that would be enough. Many thanks.

[Premkmr29]

Hi guys,

I am new to Cyprus not much information about Limassol in the forum, any idea if any clubs offer full service in Limassol either incall or outcall?

[DudeNextDoor]

In major cities like Istanbul, Ankara and Izmir just go the the highend popular bars / clubs that the expats hangout and mingle with locals. Depending on your looks, you will feel like a king or a prince.

Did you mean local woman for pay? Good luck with that. I am unable to find them myself. %99 of the working girls are foreigners.

Would Turkey be better if I wanted local women.

[Woodypussy1967]

Any news from North Cyprus nightclubs? Has anyone visited them recently? How are things in these clubs these days? I was planning of visiting nightclubs in Lapta-Karsiyaka this time. I hear that prices are cheaper than Lefkosa.