Tallinn

[Bollero66]

I just came back from Tallinn. Despite the fact that reading through the previous posts let me expect little fun I really enjoyed the time. I have the feeling that this town is better than pictured recently.

First night I wanted to check out a SC. I decided for Sinferno based on what I found on the net and the appearance when walking by. It was Tuesday night and hardly any crowd on the streets. So I expected a rather empty club, which turned out to be true. Couple of tables where occupied and three girls were waiting at the bar for new clients. I got approached immediately and asked for lady drinks. Responding that I would like to see the show first gave me some time and no further demand for LD.

All three ladies did there show which was one song getting lopless and another half song before they went to the customers for tip. Not long dances at all. I would rate the girls of this night by the look at 5, 7 and 8. I invited the 7 for a chat because she did the best dance. Anna spoke very good english and we had an enjoyable conversation.

I asked her for a private dance and she took me to another big room. This one was empty (no customer) so I could chose any cosy corner. She did a great private / lap dance totally nude. Again not very long, probably 2 – 3 songs (was not able to count). Then she asked if I wanted another one where she would also take my pants down (but no sex). I decided not and I am not sure what would have been offered for the third private dance. Neglecting the small number of girls I would rate it 'good ok'.

Sinferno statistics for information:

Entrance is 5€

LD 12€, own beer about 5€

Private dance 40€, add 20€ if you want to touch (pretty much everywhere)

General impressions:

In comparison to my last trip two years ago I spotted many clubs throughout the city. Either the number is increasing or they are more visible these days.

Sinferno would be a good place on more crowded nights with more girls and action.

Soho did not look inviting at all – I would go with the posts and avoid this place.

Feniks had a different name but appeared even more empty – so I did not try but might be good on another night.

[Reamer Well]

Well, I may as well answer my own question.

Hedone was a bit of a rip off, the girl was pretty enough but remained fully clothed. It was 75 euros for a fairly average massage and hand job.

Biomassage was a different experience altogether. I rang the doorbell and was greeted by a rather plain woman around 30 years old. There was 50 something women inside. They showed me the menu and I selected an hour of classic and erotic massage for 53 euros. The older woman led me through to the room, I undressed and she told me to lie down. It's worth noting that I was not offered a shower first. She asked me my name, age and starsign before she briefly massaged some pressure points on my back. She asked me to roll over, then she stuck a vibrator up my arse and stroked my cock until I came. It hurt at first but once the first inch of the dildo got past my piles it actually felt pretty good. She then gave me some kind of pep talk about my potency and the quality of my sperm. She offered me some intimate shaving for an additional 15 euros. What the hell, my balls, arsecrack and armpits were shaved. My cock looks much bigger and my balls felt silky smooth for a couple of days but now that the stubble is growing back it is getting pretty itchy. The massage continued with some hot towels and stuff. The younger bird came in and took over for a while and I'm pretty sure that I was in there for more than an hour. It was very relaxing though a bit odd that the hand job came at the start. An interesting experience but not one that I'm planning to repeat.

Compared to the massage scene in other Eastern Euro cities these places are pretty poor. In Riga, Kyiv or Bucharest you can get a proper erotic massage for an hour with a topless or nude girl rubbing her body all over you for less than I paid in either place in Tallinn.

It's also worth mentioning that I there are a few street walkers on Viru street from late afternoon onwards. I was accosted several times by reasonably attractive girls, mostly in their 30s. I didn't go with any of them but was quoted 60 euros for an hour.

This is the funniest Goddamn thing I've read on this forum in a very long time!

[ColonelDecker]

I'm making my first visit to Tallinn in a couple of weeks. I'm aware of a couple of massage places, Hedone and Biomassage. Does anyone have any recent experiences and are there any other similar places worth checking out? How do they compare with other Eastern European massage joints, such as Bikini in Riga or Rakuena in Kyiv?

Thanks in advance for any information.

Well, I may as well answer my own question.

Hedone was a bit of a rip off, the girl was pretty enough but remained fully clothed. It was 75 euros for a fairly average massage and hand job.

Biomassage was a different experience altogether. I rang the doorbell and was greeted by a rather plain woman around 30 years old. There was 50 something women inside. They showed me the menu and I selected an hour of classic and erotic massage for 53 euros. The older woman led me through to the room, I undressed and she told me to lie down. It's worth noting that I was not offered a shower first. She asked me my name, age and starsign before she briefly massaged some pressure points on my back. She asked me to roll over, then she stuck a vibrator up my arse and stroked my cock until I came. It hurt at first but once the first inch of the dildo got past my piles it actually felt pretty good. She then gave me some kind of pep talk about my potency and the quality of my sperm. She offered me some intimate shaving for an additional 15 euros. What the hell, my balls, arsecrack and armpits were shaved. My cock looks much bigger and my balls felt silky smooth for a couple of days but now that the stubble is growing back it is getting pretty itchy. The massage continued with some hot towels and stuff. The younger bird came in and took over for a while and I'm pretty sure that I was in there for more than an hour. It was very relaxing though a bit odd that the hand job came at the start. An interesting experience but not one that I'm planning to repeat.

Compared to the massage scene in other Eastern Euro cities these places are pretty poor. In Riga, Kyiv or Bucharest you can get a proper erotic massage for an hour with a topless or nude girl rubbing her body all over you for less than I paid in either place in Tallinn.

It's also worth mentioning that I there are a few street walkers on Viru street from late afternoon onwards. I was accosted several times by reasonably attractive girls, mostly in their 30s. I didn't go with any of them but was quoted 60 euros for an hour.

[ColonelDecker]

I'm making my first visit to Tallinn in a couple of weeks. I'm aware of a couple of massage places, Hedone and Biomassage. Does anyone have any recent experiences and are there any other similar places worth checking out? How do they compare with other Eastern European massage joints, such as Bikini in Riga or Rakuena in Kyiv?

Thanks in advance for any information.

[Mr Martini]

It looks that Tallin is not a good place for sex.

Too many reports about taxi driver scams, high prices despite a bad economy, girls that advertise incorrectly english, hang up, not even resembling the picture, bad performances and an overall unprofessionality. Also the struggle to find a hotel girl friendly, cold temperatures. You need to work hard to get little results.

After I have read the latest Tallin report I would go somewhere else.

Thank you all

[Tomux 22]

3 places for pikking up pros, semi pros. just ask any taxi driver and he take u there. avrige quility of girls very bad. BUT i finde longleg, nice russian blond that gave me gfe for 1300 kr/h, but thats prob just because i can behave and got looks.

p.s sorry for terrible english

[Johnh]

I got this adresse from a Taxidriver who told me they give sex massage. Someone with experience or want to try?

I had no time, but next time...

Are you sure that the address is Tondi 24, and not Tondi 16?

[James 006]

I got this adresse from a Taxidriver who told me they give sex massage. Someone with experience or want to try?

I had no time, but next time...

[Stevie69]

I tried out valierija

http://www.litsid.com/foto.php?idsh=90822

Supposedly Age: 22 Height: 172 Weight: 58 KG

Well, that must have been five to 10 years ago, and 10 Kg in the past. For go'd sake, her ankles were think like those of an elephant!

[Jari76]

I called one of the escorts (Anzelika) and agreed a meeting close to the city center. The price we agreed on the phone was 500 EEK / hour. When I went to her apartment (very dirty) there was an old ugly lady, who was definetely NOT the person in the photo. Or, if it was, it must have been 20-30 years ago. When she opened the door it was so dark inside that I could not really see first how old she was and she asked for the 500 EEK immediately. It was only when she started undressing that I realized that she would have to pay me for me to go to bed with her (certainly more than 500 EEK). Well, I told her, I will want to leave and of course did not get the money back (did not even ask, tho).

By the way, when I went inside she introduced herself as Regina. There is another ad of Regina and I suspect that the same person has many adverticements under the same name. If the address is Jacobi 13, don't go!

I was also little bit worried that there might have been something else, because she first led me into the bedroom and went to another room to make two calls. I was not fully comfortable with that and I got a strange feeling that I could even be robbed there. Anyway, nothing happened because I left about 3-4 minutes after arrival.

[Arthur66]

I start to think it is not a question of luck (or lack therefor) anymore.

Came back from work, hit the phone on litsid. First contact Marina. Yes, will be there in 40 minutes, 1000 incl. Anal. After 50 minutes and no show, call her back. 'sorry my friend did not have keys of house.. (me) so, are you going to come to me?. (she) no sorry. (me) thank you for telling me. "

I dropped the f word a few hundreds time. Did I say already how much I hate when they lose my time?

Tried a few others, same source. Advert says somewhere 'I speak englis (literally), so I go what the hell, lets try.

'Hallo, is XXX there? '

'Ahum. No sorry. '

'Click'

This happened at least 30 times from Monday when I arrived. It is what I would personally define a decent sampling.

Situation is dire. Time runs fast. Call Christina again. Just to prove that there is no end to man horniness, she was an 'avoid' just Monday.

I will be there in 20. She was here in 30, but never mind. Negotiated 1000 for anal included. Average performance, same drawbacks as the first time, and in a rush as well.

This time I looked at her better, and I concluded there is a fair chance she is an addict, signs on arms and legs. Everything goes 100% cover, so risk is almost nihil, but WTF, is this the best deal I can find?

Out for dinner with colleagues, after dinner (1100) we hit the venus club in city center. Entrance 50, vodka offered so I have no clue what it costs. The depressing part is. The place is empty. Three girls, with a median of maybe a six, sit in a corner and chat. No interest whatsoever in five guys (and potential customers).

After a while, the situation gets worse (unbelivable but true). The three become two and the median sinks to 4+.

Finish drinks and hit the exit. Hear that there is a club, under a hotel very close to mine, there is a number of half aged hookers notorious for 'disturbing' customers.

Wow, I love to be disturbed by hookers, especially when I am looking forward to 'disturb' them. Prefer younger than middle aged, but given the standard available I must put things in some perspective.

But, midnight strikes. Tomorrow is another day, time to hit the sack, have to work in order to afford all this fun (for a way of speaking).

But, before that, some quick calculations. In three full days, spent 1800 EEK on under-average sex, tried 30+ leads from two different sources, checked once private apartments, checked one of the most famous venues in time, checked one taxi driver.

Results are depressing. Consider also that the only true escort site available carries info about. Hear this. Nothing more than FOUR girls, offering their services for 80-90 EURO apiece.

I do consider myself a cheap bastard when it boils down to sex. I am prepared to shell out median local prices, but I want something that lasts more than 12 hours in my memory.

So to see, Tallinn does not offer what I want. Below average performance, lots of research leading to almost nothing, and a lot of time wasted, not to talk about my frozen ass yesterday.

If this is the best Tallinn has to offer, I pass. Will give a shot to the bar and the middle aged disturbing hookers tomorrow, but that will be my last attempt.

This country is broke, one on six unemployed, lots of stunning pussy walking around. And this is what I get in return.

You know what, I save my pennies for the time I am back home. If I have to lose my time, I prefer sleeping. And wait for better times and especially better places.

Arthur

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[Arthur66]

Luck is not on my side.

I tried a certain Lera, also on woodi. Called her, got prices (1000 at hotel, not cheap), agreed I would have called back shortly as soon as finances were available.

Called after 30 minutes, she goes 'I will be there in 40'.

After 1 hour called her, no answer. Called again, she hangs up.

No show, so it seems. A big avoid for this lady. I hate when they waste my time.

Ok, plan B, called a certain Christina, same source. Agreed I go to her. Got a cab, drove there, text arrives shifting appointment by 30 minutes.

I froze my ass in the cold for some time, waiting.

Finally time comes, I call her, she opens the door, all very dark.

'Come to the light darling, I want to see you better'. Bad idea.

The jiddish Golem is probably better looking than this lady. An authentic monster, fat, ugly, horrible.

Her english was limited by when I said 'your picture are fake' she kind of nodded. Another avoid advice.

I left, got another cab. Russian driver, asked about brothels in the proximity.

'I heard that there is a kind of nightclub where you can pick up girls' he goes.

Nightclubs in Tallinn and in most of East Europe are for me completely off-limits. And 'I heard' is not my idea of clear shot to a respected brothel. No go, also option see goes up in smoke.

Back to hotel, call a few girls (it is now almost 1100), no reply. One answer, waffle something in godknowswhatlanguage, gives the phone to a guy, who explains that at this time hotels ask for ID. Which seems to be a real issue. Suggest I go there. Sorry, I got my ass frozen already. And there goes option D.

Not good, definetly not good. Prices are kind of OK, but between language barriers, scams and delays it is not easy.

Besides the fact that 1000 EEK are approx 64 Euro, and that for that money I can get a girl back home with ease.

Well, no business tonite. Life is hard sometimes.

Tomorrow will try again

Arthur

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[Arthur66]

just arrived, and went to hunt on voodi. ee.

found a certain christina, incall, 800 including taxi. one of the few able to put together a few words in english.

service was disappointing, cbj, no daty, little touching, no kissing. mother of one, and visibly so. not particularly good smelling as well.

i guess it falls in the category 'nice try, try again, more luck next time'.

it would be useful if some experienced member would like to share contact details of more valid options. i feel like navigating blind.

the only advantage, for the moment, is price and speed of service. the girl was here in less than 30 minutes.

to be continued.

regards,

arthur

[Arthur66]

Gents,

Anybody around during that period - would be great to meet.

Also, any advice on GF hotels? Was considering the Clarion, but unaware if indicated for incalls.

You can also PM me.

Thank you in advance,

Arthur

[Eros74]

...
Because of the bad economical situation I guess there is possible to get a deal more easy these days?....

I would say, very bad economical situation....

In every FSU countries I went a taxi driver always found me great girls for cheap price, try it....

Have fun and please once back home, report !