Helsinki

[Shazzie]

Well guys I was disappointed with the whole experience and I have to say that whilst SOHO is an excellent replacement for Mikado, the quality of women is pathetic. Most of the women were 3-4s with maybe one 8, with whom I spoke she wanted 500 for the night, 200 for an hour and 300 for 2 hours. Bit price for Helsinki I thought and moved on. I can honestly say I would not have slept with 90% of the women there for free. The women are old, cynical and money grabbing. Not the owner's fault but a major problem from the customer angle.

I meta guy at the bar and seeing it was around 1am and I had been ther a couple of hours, he suggested we try Alcatraz. So off we went, on inital view it was friendlier and had slightly better and younger women. But nothing special. I finally ended up with a 35 yr old from St Petersberg called Svetlana, she wears her hair in a blonde bob and has a pretty face but definately the body of her years.

We did a deal for 300 all night, seeing it was now after 2am. Went off to my hotel. She drank two more Whiskies from my minibar and we finally got to some business. I had agreed iwth her that it would be GFE and she said she was up for it. Turns out she won't kiss at all, no DATY, she even had a problem with being fingered gently. I got on to after an okay covered bj and rammed her hard for about 5 minutes to a satisfacory climax for both of us.

After about 20 mins I reached for her breast and she declined saying she was a not a machine but was looking forward to more sex in the morning and that we should try and sleep as it was now 3 am. I must have dropped off for a few minutes but woke to rustling, she got dressed and left in the dark, actually she made quite aa lot of noise but I peretend to be asleep.

Very average experience with basically a crook. She took the 300 Euros and scarpered after an hour. From now I'm gonna say, 200 upfront rest in the morning. Well I do feel ripped off for 100 Euros but frankly I didn't want to fight her for it. Being from the old school and having had much better punts perviously in Helsinki, I take the view that it's not wronth the trouble unless the girl is up for it too.

Shame really but I left the next day feeling ripped off and disappointed. Some you win, some you lose. But Helsinki has majorly gone downhill!

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[Shazzie]

Viljo - please say what you feel is the current going rate.

Many Thanks

[Viljo]

Average price in helsinki at this moment is more like 100-200€/hour.

If you don't care about quality.

[Viljo]

Also a good place to find freebies of any age is Sokos Hotel Vantaa.

It´s ~18 km away from city centre of helsinki but definetly worth it!

There is every weekend 3000 customers/night, and they are from 20 to 50.

A cemetery has more action.

[Traveller71]

Both clubs are in a walking distance from city centre, they are about 400 meters
from where mikado used to be.

Soho is more like mikado, it doesn´t have any shows and all drink prices are solid.
Soho is at street called "ratakatu",you can find map from their homepage:
http://www.clubsoho.fi/

Alcatraz is a strip club. Personally I don´t like that they have "ladydrinks" on their drinklist. (If you are willing to buy a drink to a lady be ready to pay 450 euros...)
It is located at street called "eerikinkatu"

They are very different in sizes: alcatraz takes only 200 customes when soho can take 900.

Average price in helsinki at this moment is more like 100-200€/hour.

[Shazzie]

Hi Guys,

I will be in Helsinki on 12the and 13th Sept.

I used to love going to Mikado, but understand it is no longer there.

Have read about Alcatraz and Soho - could someone please advise me what is best for Tues and Weds nights. Also, are the 2 clubs walking distance from each other and what time does the action start?

Last time I went to Mikado the overnight rate was 250 - 300 Euros. Is this still about right. I usually stay in the centre (used to be walking distance from Mikado) is that still preferable?

Many Thanks in advance.

[Europe 74]

Dear E&T,

Thanks for the tips and tricks, if results are positive then I'll report back. Wish me luck.

Europe74

[Traveller71]

50 just divorced and looking for love. Any advice on bagging a semi-drunk 40+ for the night. Got not much money but a definite desire to be with a woman again, been a while.

Thanks for any updates.

Europe74

Also a good place to find freebies of any age is Sokos Hotel Vantaa.

It´s ~18 km away from city centre of helsinki but definetly worth it!

There is every weekend 3000 customers/night, and they are from 20 to 50.

[Elton]

Europe 74,

here are a few suggestions on a bit more mature freebie:

Storyville (behind the Parliament)

Vanhan Kellari (smack in the middle of town, Kaivopiha)

Zetor (Kaivopiha, upstairs of the previous one)

König/Michelle (Aleksanterinkatu)

Have fun and be nice to the ladies.

-Elton

[Europe 74]

50 just divorced and looking for love. Any advice on bagging a semi-drunk 40+ for the night. Got not much money but a definite desire to be with a woman again, been a while.

Thanks for any updates.

Europe74

[San Tarm]

Well fellow mongers, thanks for the tip on Alcatraz.

I have to say the talent in this place was outstanding. Ranging in quality from a 3 to a drop dead sexy 10+. Russaian, Latvian, a model in the face portugese woman, Finnish.. you name it. A veritable smorgasboard of fine flesh.

The talent in helsinki is really not all that bad, so I hope this post will balance the reports here. I've mongered all over the world (see my posts). I would rate this place as an 8 on a cale of 1-10. Not as cheap as the FKK's in Germany, but, a nice quality variety of flesh to choose from

Enjoy.

Ocean

You were in Eerikinkatu in Helsinki? Well, I guess the 1-10 range is different depending who you ask :-)

[Captain1]

Went to Soho a couple of nights ago. Thanks for the info on the location. Very similiar atmosphere to the old Mikado. Ended up with Svetlana, a Russian living in Tallinn, there for a week only. Comes to Helsinki once a month or so for a week. Went to her place since I was staying way out by the airport. Everything good was sold out in town. Very good GFE, 2 hr session. Would repeat. Soho had the full range of looks, 2's - 10's. Glad there is a replacement for the Mikado.

[Oceanview]

Well fellow mongers, thanks for the tip on Alcatraz. I am staying at the Scandic Hotel downtown so I walked over one block and found the place. I really didn't expect anything fantastic given the range of reports here on this thread, good, bad, ugly, and of course the fake reports being issued by one of the hereto banned members.

I figured the place would be nice to see some naked women dancing, but as soon as I got downstairs, I was approached by a very nice Russian woman, mid 30's, bit tits and lips. 200Euro for an hour. She was very sensual, but, I noticed a bevy of fine flesh in the place so I told her I wanted to have a few drinks and then the old standby line "maybe later". she was pleasant and didn't get indignant as I've seen happen in othe places of this type.

I have to say the talent in this place was outstanding. Ranging in quality from a 3 to a drop dead sexy 10+. Russaian, Latvian, a model in the face portugese woman, Finnish.. you name it. A veritable smorgasboard of fine flesh.

I was probably propositioned by 10+ women all with the same price... 200 for the hour. I decided to take it all in and decide later.

Towards the end of the evening a 20 something blonde, slender, gorgeous Russian caught my eye. The negotiation began at 200 for the hour, no kiss, CBJ. In the end it was 150 for two hours, massage, BBBJ, Fuck . Who could refuse. Of course it was 3am, so I think our negotiating power goes up as the 4am hour approaches.

Well I took this hottie back to the hotel, very touchy, feely, kissy and just fucking sensual. She stripped in front of me, very slowly as I partook of a full exploration of her gorgeous body and very, very tight pussy. then she slowy stripped me, piece by piece, with a kiss after every clothing article she threw on the floor. The, off to the shower. I washed every nook and cranny on her goddess body, then she reciprocated, slowly and sensually. We toweled off and to the bed for some 69. Such a tasty and tight little morsel she had.
Her sucking and licking technique was beyond reproach, including balls and AR with a prostrate massage to boot. She asked if I wanted a body massage, but, by now my little Johnso had come to full attention, so I told her to cover up and lets go. Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggie and mish ensued.. She was enjoying it and so was I, but, I just had to have that mouth around my Johnson again, so off came the condom and on came her lips, including more 69 (which she seemed to enjoy), ball licking, AR and her tiny little finger up my bung hole.. She was a fucking expert cocksucker.. feeling exactly when I was about to blow tubes, then slowing down to take it longer and more sensually, including dirty talk like "give me your load baby" and " I want to taste you honey". Damn Johnson was about to fall off. So, i told her I wanted to come on her face and in her mouth, so she jerked it, as I held it, and she sucked and licked till I blew my load in on her face, and in her mouth. She licked every last drop.

she washed up and so did it. We layed around for a while and it was time for her to go. the first session wa really a long, slow, sensual experience, and frankly, I was spent.

Just a fantastic time. I rate her:

9- looks
10 - technique
10 - attitude

It is now 5:15 and I have an 8 am meeting. never the less I will go to my all day meeting, take a nap, and head back over to Alcatraz to "cut one out of the herd" tonight. I can't resist.

The talent in helsinki is really not all that bad, so I hope this post will balance the reports here. I've mongered all over the world (see my posts). I would rate this place as an 8 on a cale of 1-10. Not as cheap as the FKK's in Germany, but, a nice quality variety of flesh to choose from

Enjoy.
ocean

[Mr Moneymaker]

I cannot help but think that you haven't met very many. IMO, MiraW is an old skank with a pussy like a baseball glove. I'm guessing this is a shill.

It is true that I haven´t met very many prostitutes. Only about 15 - 20 finnish prostitutes. In that group Miraw is number one, at least to me and at least right now (today, this week and maybe next week).

I agree that we men have different standards but I have no fixation for those 18-19 year old little girls since I am over fifty myself.

Btw, I have noticed that girls who get both bad and good reports, are usually the best ones. That is if you happen to meet such girl on her better day.

I have no other reason to speak nicely of Miraw than the fact that I enjoyed my visit.

[Viljo]

Anybody tested Ingridescort's services (http://www.ingridescort.com)? Same as in escortfinland.net? Not that cheap, eh..?

A buncha euros for very little service. Not recommended.