Berlin

[BlueBudgie]

I normally frequent Artemis, nuru spa, etc. Kaufmich girls are so flaky. Anyway I thought I'd check out some sexkinos. Walked over to Lollipop that is on the monger map. Had a button labeled Kino. Rang it up. Door opened. Walked in the building, and probably like a ten year old arabic boy opened the door and said "Hallo". Behind him appeared to be a normal apartment. So I had no idea what to say, so I was like Tut mir leid, bis spater LOL. What the actual fuck. Anyway rolled on down the road to Moni's kino. Paid six euros. There was two old guys bangin a lady with a decent body and a fuckin rough ass face. An absolute HOG approached me and asked if I wanted a BJ. I was like nein ich bin nur kuchen danke. Anyway there was only the two girls. The one, maybe a 5, getting gangbanged, and the hog. So I waited on the other girl. Asked for a BJ in room. No problem 50 euro. Anyway she does maybe a 60 second BJ and then wants to finish by hand. I keep telling her to go back to the BJ and she like no baby massage better. Anyway I was like fuck this and just told her I was done and packed up and left. Back to Artemis I suppose LOL.

[Surfer500]

Can any one recommend some Brothels in and around Mitte that are reasonable.

Not looking for escorts, just places I can show up and do the deed.

Any help would be appreciated.

Thanks.

[Yunuscan]

Hi guys,

I am totally blowjob lover. I want to have unforgettable blowjob experience in Berlin. (Only Blowjob. Not sex).

Can you recommend nice places to get nice head?(Best performance / Lowest price).

Thank you.

[Vish1]

Well they got a 5 star review on google 5 months ago. That's all the intel a cursory search provided. Is this place FS or manual only? A 3 hour FS for 280 e doesn't sound too bad if that includes the tip especially.

I was there for the first time recently. I had booked a 2. 5 hour massage with 'bondage ritual'. It was the first time for me trying something like that. I'd say it was good because it was new but I'd definitely recommend "Sanft wie Seide Tantramassage" (Smooth as Silk) as an alternative for Tantra massage. These places are not FS. If you really want an erotic experience, then you should try ngel or Paris no. 5 or something like that but even that is not FS, its just manual.

[Vish1]

Hi,

I have been a wanderer every now and then on this forum and this is my first post and its probably going to be a long one.

Escorts. Escort77 - Complete hit or miss depending on the girl you choose. My recommendations. Lina, Christina, Laila, Lisa. Probably not recommended from my side or YMMV. Stella, Ruby, Anabella, Helena. All their pictures are real though and representative of the actual person, so that's a plus. I used to ask for their feedback but more recently, they just say feedback is good for everyone, so I have stopped asking for that and go by my own experience.

Fame. Definitely better than E77 and good service but I haven't tried enough to put some names here.

Anonym Escort. Mostly russian girls, they have incalls and outcalls. Not really my type of service (I like a more GFE experience and this was not that) and its more about short time appointments I guess.

EuroGirl escort website. Avoid, as few profiles I have checked out have been fake as the real person doesn't answer the phone and its usually a driver or someone and that's a red flag.

Smooci (the website) - this is quite awesome and I have met with Carina and she was amazing but there are only 4 girls on that website right now. So maybe it picks up soon. It even shows status messages, so its pretty cool.

Massage. Kashima. I've tried this just one time and for the price that I paid (300 euros) - it was OK. I wouldn't put it as the most amazing experience I have ever had.

Sanft wie Seide Tantramassage (Smooth as Silk) - this is probably the best place by ambience, service and everything in my experience and price as compared to Kashima and probably better service. You can actually get a 4 hand massage for 280 euro.

Ngel Massage (Nuru Massage) - these people are great and always welcoming. In terms of girls and how they massage, everyone does it differently and some are actually indifferent as well. Best recommendations. Lera, Lara, Naima and Mila. All of them are awesome!

Paris No. 5 (Nuru Massage) - same as Ngel Massage, its the same company I guess but the management is slightly less welcoming in my interactions but YMMV.

Bordell (brothel)-

Liberty. This is probably the best place you can go for a good experience in my whole list, where you can see and choose girls and also expect a good and welcoming attitude overall and a great ambience. Definitely recommended.

That's all for now I guess.

I'll be more active here from now on I guess.

[BlueBudgie]

Hi!

Anyone been to Kashima lately? Or been there many times. Who the best to choose? I see that joy is gone from the website.

Well they got a 5 star review on google 5 months ago. That's all the intel a cursory search provided. Is this place FS or manual only? A 3 hour FS for 280 e doesn't sound too bad if that includes the tip especially.

[Tintin1]

Somewhere here on ISG was the quote: "Slightly better than wanking on the airport toilets". Use your money for better service, if you have the time.

There is a German language review board that has an "Airport Girls" thread. And aside from the numerous reports about how filthy the club is (used condoms in the shower) the bullet points are: lack of girls, the unattractive ness of those that are there (older, heavier etc) and the few better ones have long wait lines.

There is also very specific reviews about the type of service: Mechanical. Brusque, almost like cleaning real pipes not human organs. Much of the reason is to have sex in an open area or the "cheaper by the pound" pricing.

If you would like more info. I'm happy to answer. And like Nookie and Piefke mentioned, most of the German reviewers all say "go to Artemis".

On the other hand, fucking in a toilet in King's Cross area of Sydney Australia or in the old days in the Market Street Cinema in the tenderloin of San Francisco brings back a kind of sleezy memory that I DID ENJOY. Everyone should crawl through the gutter to really appreciate the classier places. And I've been in a lot of gutters!

[Boy1978]

Hi!

Anyone been to Kashima lately? Or been there many times. Who the best to choose? I see that joy is gone from the website.

[Piefke]

On a second thought, "Pauschal" entry seem to stand for long-time access to club and sauna and free drinks. Erotic encounters and extras come on top (the Artemis way).
http://www.airport-girls.eu/

German forum reports about 5 possible interactions for the "Pauschale", which are by default aimed for quick relief (average time 10 min). Each and every additional service counts as extras. One girl is quoted as asking 30 E for DATY.

Somewhere here on ISG was the quote: "Slightly better than wanking on the airport toilets". Use your money for better service, if you have the time.

[Nooky Ninja]

I am arriving a bit early in the morning to schnefeld airport and my plan is to go to Artemis over the day. But I got the idea that I should just try out the Airport Girls club just for a quick when I am in the neighborhood anyway. I guess its a shitty place, but hey, I just want to release after my flight.

First-could be that a smart phone changed Deutch to Dutch so maybe we go easy.

But, we all get ideas, but not all ideas should be followed (see D Kahneman, Thinking Fast and Thinking Slow, which you can read on the S-Bahn to Westkreuz).

All reviews say this is down market place, and earlier in the day, so few choices it could underground. If weather hot as it has been, could even be worse.

Think you should forget it, get a grip, tighten up balls, hop on the S-Bahn, and better spend the money at Artemis. You will waste easily over 1 hour messing around Airport, and it will cost almost same for one very so so session vs likely a far better plain vanilla one at the A. Save your cash for A Team since you plan to go there anyway.

[Piefke]

First, Berlin is in Germany and the web site is in German. .

BTW, also in german the website is not clearly understandable! In the way of automatic translation from Romanian to German to English something gots lost.

"Pauschal" means without restrictions, however the advertized service is not clearly described. At the same time unknown additional services for an untold price are mentioned. I wonder, why someone should pay 100 E for an hour, when he can have the company of several women for 60 Euro during the period of 11 to 17 ?

Maybe the downside is, that he is forced to satisfy every woman (small, large, young, old, older), which crosses his path during this time? This could be a challenge!
P.S. : only the time limited sessions mention a private place. Maybe everything else is executed in public stage?

On a second thought, "Pauschal" entry seem to stand for long-time access to club and sauna and free drinks. Erotic encounters and extras come on top (the Artemis way).

I don't know.

http://www.airport-girls.eu/

[UnfaithfulLord]

First, Berlin is in Germany and the web site is in German. .

A right-click and Translate in Chrome gives this result:

With the entrance price you can decide between three possibilities:

A half-hour erotic adventure with a girl in a private suite for only 50 .

One full hour for only 100 .

Flat rate: then you pay in the period between 11 and 17 clock flat rate 60 and from 19 clock flat rate 80 .

Saturday from 19 clock flat rate 100.

Well you are obviously right about the language, my bad.

Thank you for the information. Just my brain figuring something would be wrong or someone would be stupid to put up 50 for half hour instead of 60 for all you can eat, no matter what time they have.

Regards.

UL.

[Blue Swede]

Hi fellow punters!

I am arriving a bit early in the morning to schnefeld airport and my plan is to go to Artemis over the day. But I got the idea that I should just try out the Airport Girls club just for a quick when I am in the neighborhood anyway.

Can someone please explain:

Is this an "all you can fuck" club for the 60 E entry? Can the girls refuse or is it just to pick someone up and fuck them for a good half hour?

My problem with dutch is not understanding the exact terms. That's why I can't understand their websites information.

For me, its looks like half hour coast 50 euro and full hour 100 euro. But, all you can "eat" is 60 euro? Have I understand everything correct?

I guess its a shitty place, but hey, I just want to release after my flight.

Regards,

UL.

First, Berlin is in Germany and the web site is in German. .

A right-click and Translate in Chrome gives this result:

With the entrance price you can decide between three possibilities:

A half-hour erotic adventure with a girl in a private suite for only 50 €.

One full hour for only 100 €.

Flat rate: then you pay in the period between 11 and 17 clock flat rate 60 € and from 19 clock flat rate 80 €.

Saturday from 19 clock flat rate 100 € .

[UnfaithfulLord]

Hi fellow punters!

I am arriving a bit early in the morning to schönefeld airport and my plan is to go to Artemis over the day. But I got the idea that I should just try out the Airport Girls club just for a quick when I am in the neighborhood anyway.

Can someone please explain:

Is this an "all you can fuck" club for the 60 E entry? Can the girls refuse or is it just to pick someone up and fuck them for a good half hour?

My problem with dutch is not understanding the exact terms. That's why I can't understand their websites information.

For me, its looks like half hour coast 50 euro and full hour 100 euro. But, all you can "eat" is 60 euro? Have I understand everything correct?

I guess its a shitty place, but hey, I just want to release after my flight.

Regards,

UL.

[Piefke]

Seems Lanas story wasn't as useless as you thought. A few PMed for her details. Which I shared!

It seems to me, that you completely misunderstood the concept of a _public_ report forum.

Name, contact, service, price. You talk only about service, which is not sufficient.