Berlin

[Sventra Tope]

Dear Angus,

Fantastic! Thank you very much.

I believe I'll enjoy it!

Sventra

[Kumbu]

So I returned to the main bar and sat on the same stool I had been on before going up with Zena. I ordered a coffee and a Sprite, drank down the Sprite and sipped the coffee while looking around at the scene.

It was now significantly more crowded than when I arrived. There must have been around 30 women in the building at that time (something like 12-15 in the main room, and the rest downstairs, upstairs or in between). There were still more women than men (by far), and the quality was pretty decent.

There were several women there that I would not go upstairs with (perhaps 7-8). The reasons for this are varied: facial beauty, body shape, weight, perceived attitude, etc. But the rest were definite potentials. There were several women that I was very interested in, but my jet lag was getting the better of me – I could not keep track of them all in a reasonable way. So I decided to focus my attention on other details of Artemis while little Kumbu recovered from his anal adventures with Zina.

Some details about Artemis: the men seem of varied ethnicities. There were several gentlemen of relatively dark complexion, with facial features that seemed Turkish to me. They seemed relatively uninhibited and free, but very well behaved and respectful (as far as I could tell). There were two Asian gentlemen, both looking Korean, although I could be wrong about that. It seemed like they knew what they were doing – they were talking quite freely with the ladies, smiling, and they seemed very relaxed. That night they were the only non-Caucasian / non-Turkish men in the joint, but on subsequent nights I did see people of different ethnicities. In general ethnicity does not seem to be an issue at all, which I like very much. The ladies are all very open minded and unbigoted (as far as I can tell) because they are there for the money. It doesn’t make business sense to discriminate against any ethnicity type (or any other type for that matter), and I saw overt evidence of this on the next night when a Chinese gentleman tried to communicate something rather crudely to one of the girls. See my subsequent report for more details on that.

There were several men there that seemed very uptight and nervous. I can only assume they were first-timers (like me). I saw how uptight they were and realized I must seem the same way. So I decided to try to relax and have a good time. The problem was that I was just physically very tired, and so I never really got out from under this cloud on Sunday night. This was part of the reason I returned to Artemis the next night – to try to really enjoy myself.

I sat there for perhaps 30 minutes, sulking under the veil of my jet lag, until I finally realized I would be much better off sleeping in my hotel. I could go back, get a good night’s sleep, and awaken refreshed for a full day of sex and fun. So I got off my stool and began making my way towards the exit of the main room when I was stopped by this petite, pretty blonde girl. She was about 5’4” with heels (so maybe about 5 feet even without the heels), with long, straight dirty blonde hair (the color, not the cleanliness). She was wearing a white one-piece dress that hugged her form magnificently, showing a perfect little hour-glass figure. She had slim legs (although very proportional), small shoulders and was relatively unfettered by over-sized breasts. Her ass looked small but ample, and seemed well toned, at least from this vantage point. She had pretty, small, white teeth, making for a charming smile.

She asked me ‘where are you going so early?’ I suppose it was obvious I was on my way out. I told her ‘I’m on my way out because things are not happening right now’. She said ‘well, come with me upstairs, and I will show you how things can happen.’

I paused, looking right into her grey eyes, considering my possibilities. My muscles were sore, my feet were swollen, my balls ached, my penis was numb, and my eyes were virtually closed, but somehow, I felt this stirring in my loins – the thought of holding the naked, writhing body of this beautiful little girl in my arms really got me going. The thought of placing my lips on her flat belly, and my hands on her fleshy ass was powerful enough to overcome my biological fatigue, and I agreed. She took my hand and we walked upstairs.

I don’t recall what room we got, but she spread just one towel on the bed and she dropped her dress off and put it on the chair that was on the side of the room. She slipped her high-heeled shoes off and climbed onto the bed. She sat there, smiling, and she patted the bed with her hand, indicating for me to join her. I disrobed and stumbled onto the bed. She asked me if I had been drinking, and I told her no, but I have been flying for the last two days. We talked for a while, me telling her I’m from San Diego (I decided to make this my persona for this trip), and her telling me she is from Poland; Me telling her that I love Berlin, her telling me that she wants to move to Spain; her telling me that she’s been working here for a few weeks, me telling her that this was my first time at Artemis, or for that matter, any FKK; her asking me what I want to do, me telling her that I want sex from the most beautiful woman in the building. She smiled at this obviously thin compliment, but she took the initiative and started to kiss my chest, belly and make her way downstairs. She went straight to the little guy and slipped him into her mouth, sensa coperta, so to speak. In the fog of my fatigue, I objected, but I later realized that this was all internal – I somehow had not vocalized my objection. So she continued BBBJ, and after a while I decided I wanted to enjoy the flesh a little myself.

I indicated for her to get off me, and she did so very obligingly. I asked her to roll over onto her front, and I started kissing the back of her neck. She murmured her approval. As my face was in the crook of her neck, I could smell her hair and the scent of her skin. The hair smelled clean and fresh, and her skin was nice and soapy – a good sign of cleanliness and hygiene. So I continued down her back, kissing every 4 inches or so, moving laterally from left to right, then down four inches and back across the back. I found my way down to the small of her back and kissed the little fuzz right above the hips (she giggled). I got to her ass cheeks and I squeezed the cheeks together and stuck my face into the flesh of the left cheek, engulfing my face in the flesh. Truth be told, there wasn’t a lot of flesh, but it was fun nonetheless. She squealed and objected (mildly), so I quickly evened it out by doing the right cheek, and then moved on to other activities.

I got off her, and she rolled around, grabbed a cover from her bag and slipped it onto me. She asked how I wanted it, so I indicated missionary first. So we went at it, in a rather uninspired, insipid manner. Missionary is not really a kick for me, it’s just a holding position before you can move on to more interesting positions. So we did this for 5 minutes or so, before we switched into CG. Much nicer. From this vantage point I could see her pretty face while fondling her breasts. Her breasts are wider than one would expect. What I mean by this is most breasts hang down and have a large vertical profile. These breasts were more wide than vertical, it’s hard to explain. This made me suspicious that they may be artificial, so I probed and investigated this possibility thoroughly, concluding that they were all natural. Nonetheless, they are indeed a pretty rack to behold, and the game of trying to figure out the authenticity of a pair of breasts is a lot of fun to play.

So I was tiring, not because of anything she was doing (or not doing), but just out of sheer mental and physical exhaustion. So I asked for the finishing position – doggie. She obliged, almost pouncing off me onto the bed and crouching herself into one tight, well-defined doggie pose. She placed her head flat on the bed, but she put her arms not to her side, or on her ass, or any of the normal positions, but instead she placed her hands between her legs. Huh? I pondered this for a second, but then plunged right ahead. I placed my dick against her pussy, which was light in lips and a beautiful, glowing pink color. She helped guide me in, and as I started to pump she did a little reach-under with her hands to cup and stroke my balls. My, this is great service! So I pumped her doggie style, she stroked and squeezed my balls, and I was a happy man.

I always (ALWAYS) focus my attention on the visual brilliance of the doggie style, and in this case the brilliance was indeed true. Her hips were slim, but proportionately wide. But that meant that when I placed my hands around her hips, I could almost completely encompass her hips and ass in my hands. But nonetheless, they looked like a full set of hips, am I describing this adequately? It was an unusual experience, and for a second I felt like a sick old man trying to diddle a child (she really is small). Because of her size, her pussy was quite tight, and I could not go in all the way (I felt her wince when I pushed myself in deep, although she did not vocally protest). So I contented myself with a head fuck – I pushed the head, and only the head, in and out of her pussy, while man-handling and shameless groping that nice, tight ass.

I was not coming to an end, probably for reasons of fatigue, but with this groping and squeezing I could feel the end approach. I realized that squeezing and manipulating the ass flesh really gets me off, so I just went nuts on her ass with my hands, and that really got me off nicely. She did not complain one bit, and took everything in stride. I exploded in a sense of both joy and relief, and crashed down onto her back, grabbing her by the waist and hugging her, partly for support, partly for a grope. She giggled a little, as we disentangled ourselves. She cleaned me off, and we rather quickly re-dressed and left (I usually engage in some pillow talk afterwards, but not this time).

Overall, I would rate Maya an 8 in looks, an 8 in service and an 8 in attitude. She is worth your time and money, although she was a little small for my taste. As you shall read, I prefer the larger, taller women, and that’s what I enjoyed during the subsequent two days in Berlin.

We went down and I paid her 60 Euros, she kissed me on the cheek and I went in for a shower. As I showered, I felt my exhaustion again, so I just decided to go back to the hotel. I cleaned up, dried off, dressed, and made my way back to the safe boxes to get my valuables. When I got to the front desk, the lady clipped off the red piece of plastic around my wrist and asked if everything had been acceptable. I said ‘oh, more than acceptable, I am sure I will return very soon’.

As I exited the building, I saw several taxis that were parked to the left. Because it was only midnight or so, I decided to take the S-Bahn back to the hotel (just one stop back). I was back in my hotel in no time, showered (again) and in bed before 1am.

So that was Sunday night. On Monday I visited Royal and saw Sylvia (Sylva), followed by three encounters at my second night at Artemis. I shall post those reports as soon as I can get them written up.

[Angus Magee]

Angus,

I really appreciated your report about Royal. As I am about going to Berlin, and must say I ignord the existence of Royal, could you please give me some more details on it? Is it an fkk-like establishment? How much is the entrance fee?

Thanks in advance

Sventra

Hi,

Royal is not an FKK. Royal is an Apartment or Brothel. It works like this. You arrive and ring the bell. You are let in and shown to a room where you can take a seat. The "Haus Mutti" will then have the available girls come to the room one by one and introduce themselves. You can then either choose a girl or, if no one strikes you, simply leave no questions asked.

The girl will then take you to another room (sometimes you might stay in the room in which you choose the girl) and ask you how long you want to stay. At Royal the price is about 100 euros for 45 mins. You may also negotiate "extras" at this time-bbbj, kissing, anal etc. Not all girls do all extras. And extras (anal) can be expensive. You will then be asked to pay the fee.

At the nicer Brothels (Royal, Van Campen) you will usually then be offered a shower which I always accept even if I have just showered. I figure the girl will be more assured of my cleanliness and thus will be more comfortable with me ie. better sessions.

At the less nice Brothels (La Dolce Vita I) you will more likely simply be washed in the sink by the girl.

There is no entrance fee to Royal. I used to think that Van Campen was the premier Brothel in Berlin. As far as I am concerned though that spot has now been taken by Royal. It is, IMHO, a really top-notch place. The girls are always beautiful and the surroundings, furniture etc., are luxurious. As mentioned in my last review, my only complaint would be that the mattress on the bed was a bit soft for effective doggy.

Hope this helps and enjoy Berlin

[Sventra Tope]

Angus,

I really appreciated your report about Royal. As I am about going to Berlin, and must say I ignord the existence of Royal, could you please give me some more details on it? Is it an fkk-like establishment? How much is the entrance fee?

Thanks in advance

Sventra

[Kumbu]

angus, thanks for this great report. i would have loved to have sampled kim, she sounds delightful. i did have a great experience with silvia (not the next report, but the one after that), which was just fantastic. so i fully agree with you – royal is a fabulous institution that berliners should be proud of. also, i commend you on your dedication to learn german. i think every one of my experiences would have been immensely improved had i had some basic german skills. if i were to make frequent return trips to germany, i would definitely make the investment in a year or two of german instruction, but i don’t think that will happen.

so just to set the scene, this was a sunday evening in artemis around 8pm or so, and i had just agreed to a session with zina, a tall german brunette, approximately 25-26 years of age, large, over-worked breasts, thin legs and fantastic rump. she gets up from her stool, picks up her towel and her little purse with one hand, takes my hand with her other hand, and leads me towards the stairs. she could very easily have led me such that i was walking beside her, but she purposely led me so that i was walking behind her. this had the effect of providing me with the most beautiful view of her swaying, swinging ass. i tell you, this is one beautiful ass – wide, round, plump (but not overly fat). it had just the hint of cellulite (which i find very attractive in small amounts, by the way), but was certainly not fat or overweight. she was a tall girl, wearing high heels, so she strutted a little. her legs were a little thin for my liking, but that did not distract from the beauty of the ass. she was talking as we walked, but i honestly could not tell you a word she said. we reached the stairs, and to my absolute delight, she insisted on walking first. i think (although i can’t be absolutely sure) that she purposely arched her back, sticking her butt out a little for my viewing pleasure. she let my hand go, and walked slowly, ever so slowly, up the stairs, hips swinging left…right…left…right.. and i walked slowly, oh so deliciously slowly, right behind her, with my nose just inches from those gorgeous ass cheeks, following her ass left…right…left…right. phew, just the thought of it brings back the warm juices.

we reached the top of the stairs and there is a case full of silver keys – one for each room. there were about 30 rooms i think (i actually didn’t count, but there are a lot of rooms). she grabbed a key and a towel from the pile of clean towels near the top of the stairs, and led me to the room. again, as we walked down the hallway (where the lighting is better), i got another phenomenal view of her swinging ass in front of me. it was all i could do to stop from grabbing a handful of that ass, but hey, kumbu is a gentleman.

when we got into the room, she spread the towel and told me that she would be right back. she walks out and i begin my frantic fidgeting. i walk over to the window and peer behind the thick felt curtains into the car park below, turn around and walk to the door, start fidgeting with my key and the tie on the robe, look at the bed and the wall coverings, run my hands through my hair, scratch my ass vigorously, walk over to the mirror and check to see if there is anything in my teeth, do some deep breathing, shake my hands out to release the stress. all of this was nervous fidgeting, waiting for the sex goddess to return so that i may read from the book of the ass.

a word on the room. the room was small, maybe 15ft x 20ft (5m x 6m), with a semi-circular bed which took up most of the space in the room. two of the walls were mirrored, and the remaining walls were covered with some eclectic wallpapering. the lighting was dim, perhaps a little too dim, but sufficient to see adequately. the bed itself had a cover on it, but the girls quite rightly lay down a towel on the bed. as smart as that is, unfortunately i realized not all the girls are as conscientious as i would like. zina, for example, spread a single towel on the bed. i was not aware of it this time, but as i gained more and more experience, i realized this is certainly not enough . liquids leak out of all sorts of places, and they inevitably end up on the bed spread. so later on i started taking piles of towels with me into the rooms and covering the beds myself with lots of clean towels. the girls laughed at me, but hygiene is important to me. unfortunately this was my first time at artemis, so i was not aware of this, so i just lay down on the towel and waited for her to make a move.

she finally returned, and she took my robe off for me, and lay down on the towel on the bed. she says to me “what wants you?” and i reply “sex wants me” to this she smiles and replies “and what else?” and i say “and everything else” so she laughs and starts rolling around on the bed.

so there she is, naked, rolling around on the bed, laughing and giggling about how we are going to make lots of sex. she asked me where i was from (i lied and told her i come from san diego), and she asked me why i was in berlin (i lied and said for business – the truth is that i was in berlin to fuck). she asked me a couple of other things, and i answered quite mindlessly, because my mind was otherwise occupied. it was a little awkward – how do i start? i was looking for an elegant way to get into the real fun stuff, without seeming like an over-sexed fiend. but after about 30 seconds of feeling self-conscious i thought to myself, “kumbu, you are an over-sexed fiend, just go for it!”

so while she was in the middle of saying something, i reached out and grabbed her left tit and squeezed a little. she stopped her chatting and looked me straight in the eye. she smiled, lowered her chin and seductively said “you like?” truth be told, i’ve seen and squeezed better tittage in my life, but i lied and said “oh yeah, this is great” i then grabbed her shoulder and rolled her over onto her front and took a good hard look at her ass. i grabbed it with both hands, and squeezed the cheeks inwards, then spread them outwards – wide and open. i peered in like a prehistoric explorer trying to look into a cave to see what lives in there. the asshole looked clean, and actually lubricated a little. hmm, i wonder what that’s for…

i pushed her ass cheeks upwards, forcing her to reveal her pussy from behind, and i inspected the lips (without touching). they were not overly voluminous, and actually looked quite tight and slim. they were a clean pink color, very tasty looking. this is when she took the initiative and pulled up, pushing me back down onto the bed. she started to kiss my chest and made a move for my nipples. many men enjoy nipple sucking, but not me – i nudged her away from the nipples just as fast as i could, and she took the hint very well. she was very energetic, active, and seductive. he tongue was flitting all over the place, and in the excitement it found its way into my mouth. i’m squeamish about these things, so i tend to avoid dfk, but this happened before i knew it. once i realized her tongue was in my mouth, i waited a second or two before gently indicating my impatience. she moved very obediently downwards to my now-purple little friend. she went straight at the little guy – no cover or anything. i was getting ready to object strenuously (i prefer everything covered), but i noticed that she had a stud in her tongue, and she was using this to great, great effect. she placed the stud right at the base of the penis and rolled her tongue slowly up the shaft. when she got to the top, she did a little twirl of the stud around that really sensitive part just below the head (ooooh), and then up around the top do the head. she encircled the head with her tongue (and stud) several times, bringing a groan out of usually-silent kumbu. at this point i noticed that she was not looking at the penis as the plied her trade, but actually had her eyes squarely fixed on my eyes. wow, this really was a turn on. i’ve always read reports by mongerers saying things like “great eye contact”, or “lots of eye contact” and i used to think this was over-blown. but boy was i wrong. when i saw her eyes (which incidentally, are really very sexy), i felt the urge to cum right there and then. that would certainly have been a disaster, and thankfully that did not happen.

so her tongue then starts its descent, this time she took it down the underside of the penis in a slow, undulating, rhythmic descent, all the while leading with the stud. this was a novel experience, and one that i very much enjoyed. there was a strange hypnotic atmosphere created by this activity that i can’t quite describe. i think it was the slow, rhythmic, seductive nature of it, coupled with the fact that i was so jet lagged that made for the mesmerizing hypnosis. she reached the base of the penis and she switched from the stud action to a flitting of the tongue all over the penis. and then she went down on the balls. she kissed the left, then the right, she flitted both balls with her tongue, and then she put one into her mouth and sucked for just a second, before moving on to the other. kumbu, quite uncharacteristically, groans again, this time louder and more intensely. she lets the balls slip from her mouth, and begins using the base of her tongue (with the stud) to stroke the balls. she licks them the way one licks an over-sized ice cream cone (no, i’m not bragging about size). she moves all over the balls, sometimes brushing against the base of the penis. she moves from front to the back of the balls, getting close to giving me a rim-job. in fact, she may have gone there had i not pulled back (not my thing).

so this lasted no more than 5 minutes (which is a really long time). she started to work her way back up my belly and chest and she started whispering little things about sex, and sucking and fucking. she worked her way up to my ear and whispered into it something like this:

zina: would you like to fuck my little pussy?
kumbu: umm, yes please
zina: would you like to suck my sweet little pussy?
kumbu: umm, well, i guess…
zina: if you would like, you can cum in my mouth for an extra 50 euros.
kumbu: …?
zina: and if you really want, you can fuck me in my ass for another 100 euros.
kumbu: …!

now, some may consider this bad-faith negotiation – the fact that she had worked me up into this frenzied state before dropping these possibilities could be seen as manipulative. and actually, it may very well be manipulative, but i didn’t really care - i like to think that i can be rational even under these circumstances (i may be wrong). i sat there for about thirty seconds (a long, long time in the heat of the moment), working out the possibilities.

first, do i want to cum in her mouth? many people enjoy this act, but not me. the thought of my boys being thrown into an oral orifice that has taken who knows how many billions of other deposits is not a very appealing idea. why not just stick your dick into a sewer pipe and be done with it? but an ass fuck is a whole different story. it’s not every day that one gets to ass-fuck such a beautiful woman. so i started doing the math. 60 euros for the session, plus 100 euros for anal, plus 55 euros entrance totals 215 euros. how much is that in dollars? at the ridiculous current exchange rate of about 1.3, that comes out to $280. think about an escort in the usa – how much would you have to pay for anal sex? if you manage to get anal sex for $300, you’re probably doing it with some skanky street ho with tracks in her arms and rings under her eyes. so from that perspective, it’s a deal. but it’s still a lot of money. so then i did the long-range projection. i calculated how much money i had in total, and whether this would put a crimp on my next two and a half days here in berlin. i came to the conclusion that i could afford it.

so i placed my hands on her ass as she leaned over me and ran them up and down her back. she was kissing my ears and neck, whispering dirty things into my ear. i reached down and spread her ass checks a little, and slowly put my index finger squarely in her asshole. i pushed it slowly, ever so slowly, inwards, and i said to her, “let’s do this one”.

she was very pleased to hear that – it obviously means a whole lot more money for her. truth be told, i think if i had turned down the cim and anal possibility, i would probably have received very mediocre (perhaps sub-standard) service. as i found out later, she really is a business woman, and the more money she gets per bang, the happier she is. some men get very upset at this idea, but i think it's simple human nature, so i kind of expect it. anyway, she gets up, pulls out a condom, slips it onto me, mounts me and says “the first one, let me be in control so that you do not hurt me, ok? and then after that you can fuck my ass however you like”. that was just music to my ears, i tell you. so i nodded enthusiastically, and she started to insert little kumbu into her ass.

before we go on, let me say that i am not an anal virgin. i have in fact done anal a couple of other times, and it’s kind of cool. i generally avoid such high risk activities, but there are definitely some benefits to be had from anal sex. many men like it because it apparently provides for a tighter fit. that’s not why i like it. anal is an occasional treat that i indulge in because, well, i guess, because of its sheer visual brilliance. i am a total lover of doggie-style vaginal sex, and the only thing that could be better is doggie-style anal sex. that’s just me, but it looks very nice.

so she’s sitting atop me, cowgirl style, slowly descending onto little kumbu. and as she sits down on him, she squeals and says “i have san diego in my ass!!!” i was momentarily confused by this, and then i remembered i had told her that i was from san diego. so she started to undulate and pull my penis in and out of her ass. she leaned back and started to play with and spread her pussy lips for me, while showing the full extent of kumbu in her ass. boy, it was quite a fantastic scene. i started to feel myself come to the edge after just six or seven strokes, and knowing that i was paying premium for this, i was quick to take action. i grabbed her and rolled her onto the bed, and we continued to fuck her ass on her side. this too was a visually fantastic position, because her wide hips were right there on the bed, sitting high and round, while i poked my thing into her asshole.

i asked her to move into doggie, and she gave out a pleasureful groan and winked at me. she assumed the position, and did so in brilliant style, i might add. some girls take on a rather insipid doggie pose, basically propping themselves up on their hands, looking straight forward, ass up but not particularly well placed. this position ends up with the pussy pointing backwards, and the asshole at a 45 degree angle to horizontal. not a bad position, but certainly nothing inspiring. zina was different. she put her face flat on the bed, looking back at me, she arched her back to the point i thought it would break backwards. this put her hips at an angle such that her pussy was pointing straight up at the heavens, which meant her asshole was actually pointing slightly towards her own head! wow, that’s quite something.

so i stood up and looked down at this magnificent scene. i breathed a little, and in the back of my mind i imagined writing this very report for the boys on the forum – how can i describe the exhilaration of this moment? i felt more alive at that point than i have at any other in my life – a beautiful, well-shaped, grade a ass perfectly positioned and ready for me to have my way with. this is a sense of power and freedom that all men yearn for. this is what drives the world, this is why men kill, this is why corporations so ruthlessly pursue the bottom line, this is why i breath. my body was tingling all over, my toes were buzzing, my heart throbbing, and my dick absolutely bulging. my mind was in a frenzy that cannot be described – this is a drug like no other, and i am its most loyal addict. the idea that in a second i was about to lean down and stick my little friend into this woman’s asshole was just enough to drive me over the edge. but no, i had to control myself, i had to make the very most of this experience, or else i would be left with a sour taste in my mouth. this fantastic feeling would all disappear and be replaced by that dead sense of regret in the pit of my stomach.

ok, i positioned myself for the descent into ass-dom. i placed my feet just north of her asshole, to each side of her waist and mounted her from the top. i held my penis by the base (the rest of it was wet, and i sure as hell was not touching that stuff!) and slowly descended towards her ass. i felt like a little kid trying to hit the target with my bow and arrow – i almost started making a zooming sound like a wwii fighter plane making a kamikaze collision course for the target. as i descended, zina reached around with her two hands and placed them on her own ass cheeks. as i closed in on her ass, she slowly spread her ass cheeks, and whispered “fuck me right here, fuck my ass, fuck it please”. wow. talk about pse, this was certainly it.

so i obliged her. i placed the head right at the mouth of her ass, and slowly pushed it inwards. it was not easy going – i felt the shaft almost buckle under the pressure, but it eventually made its way past the sphincter muscle and into the delicious warmth beyond. i pushed it deep, deep, deep into her asshole, all the way to the base of the penis and i paused there, taking in the moment. i felt this wonderful warmth envelope my dick, and it was both comforting and exhilarating at the same time. while i was in quite a strained position (basically in mid-squat position, with all my weight on my thigh muscles), i felt this overwhelming sense of satisfaction. i thought to myself that my dick was six inches inside this woman’s intestinal tract. when you think about this from a factual point of view, it’s actually quite sickening. but from a real-life experience point of view, boy is it a blast!

again, she says “oh, san diego is completely in my ass!” so i slowly pulled up, and she started to take control. she pulled her ass down and then up, then down and then up, while i stood still. she basically ran the show for the next few minutes, and this was a big mistake on my part. however, i was completely mesmerized by this action, soaking in the view of her ass pumping up and down, basically fucking my dick. this was as close to a pse as i could imagine, and it was well worth the money i spent. i must have lasted 10 strokes, no more than that, and i exploded in a sea of joy, regret, shame, and absolute and complete ecstasy.

we cleaned up and talked a little. she will not be around after june 1st – she doesn’t want to be in berlin for the world cup – hooligans are not her crowd. she doesn’t talk with many of the other girls because when she does that, it hinders guys from approaching her. she sees this as her business, not a place to socialize, so she stays by herself and keeps her mind on work. she smokes, and drinks cafe latte and water, she’s about 5’8” without the heels, and does indeed work at some fkk in the frankfurt area. she likes men of all types (german, russian, turkish, polish, etc.), except she doesn’t like italians because they try to get freebies without paying for it. they want anal for free, cim for free, etc. she thinks we customers should realize that this is a business, and if we want better service, we should pay for it.

while i am usually a man who loves after-sex pillow talk, i was not really in the mood this time. i was tired, and i really wanted to get the hell out of there, shower and clean this ass juice off of me. so we walked down to the safe boxes in the front, i paid her 60+100, she kissed me on the cheek and i walked into the shower.

the showers at artemis are the only real complaint i have about the place – they are the kind of showers that when you press the handle the water comes out for only a short period of time. so you have to keep pressing the knob every 4 seconds to get a continuous stream of water. this has the undesirable effect of making certain men not particularly interested in cleaning themselves off. so i saw several guys walk in, press the button once and have some water sprinkle their dicks, and walk off. me, being the meticulously clean kind, stayed in the shower for a good 15 minutes cleaning every little crevice and pore i could get my hands on. and because i had to keep pressing that damned knob, when i was done with the shower, i was absolutely exhausted!

next report: maya, a really cute, petite blonde with a great attitude and fantastic ass that i met an hour or so after coming out of the shower.

[Angus Magee]

http://www.royalgirl.de/flash/start.php

While we all eagerly await Kumbu's next installment I have a report to make from my latest visit to Royal.

Reading Kumbu's reports, I had to go to Royal's web page to check out the girls. There I set my eyes upon a new and lovely girl by the name of Kim. Her web photos captivated me as she appeared to be very tall & slim with a fantastic tight bum in short shorts. As luck would have it, she was available when I arrived at Royal shortly before 6:00pm on Friday.

I paid my donation (100 Euros-45 mins.-standard service) and was shown, after a short wait, to the shower. Now, I have been studying German for the past 3 months fairly intensely. Frustratingly, I have, until now, found it very difficult to speak the language. During my wait, however, I started to chat with Kim and found that the conversation flowed nicely. As she did not speak any English, or at least very, very little, this was a relief to me and I was well pleased with myself. Progress at last.

A bit about Kim. She is, without a doubt, one of the hottest sp's that I have ever been with. The web page puts her age at 19 and this is absolutely true, I believe. She just had the air of a young hot girl, not yet 20. She is also, I believe, very new to the business. She told me three weeks and I think it is so.

Her inexperience shows itself as a certain awkwardness and with a bit if shyness. However, I found this charming and it did not take away from the session.

To start the session I offered her a massage as I find that this relaxes (sometimes) the girl and makes for a better session. During the massage we talked a bit more and she told me some details of her life. I will not divulge them here, to respect her privacy, but I will say that she has had an interesting life and is a small town girl in the big city...

I also spent some time admiring and playing with her small but beautiful breasts trying (with out success I fear) to let her know that breast augmentation is not such a good idea. I am glad that I saw her now as they are, IMHO, just perfect as they could be. She was responsive and seemed to enjoy the attention.

My biggest treat awaited my down below-her pussy. Kim has, IMO, a very nice pussy. She has a nice big set of inner lips and a large clit hood. Absolutely perfect for Daty. She tasted clean and again was very responsive. She also managed to get a condom on little Angus giving me a great (as great as a cbj can be) blow job.

I feasted as long as I could down there but finally it was time fuck this sweet girl. We started in mish and after some minutes switched to doggy. Here is where things got a bit awkward and perhaps this was also her inexperience showing. We tried several different variations of doggy but little Angus just kept slipping out. I am sure if we had a much longer time, and perhaps a harder mattress, it could have worked. But after about five minutes I just had to laugh and switched back to mish, which worked very nicely.

I often find it hard to finish though in this position, unless there is unlimited time, so after some time I asked her if she would masturbated for me while I watched and pleasured myself. Surprisingly, she agreed (remember she is a bit shy) and I spent the next 5 minutes gazing at her fingers penetrating that beautiful pussy.

Finally, as I was aware that time was running out, I asked if she would finish me with her hand. This girl must have had some practice here as she provided me with a top notch hand job finish. I find many girls have no idea how to handle a dick. Kim, however, tuned right in to how I like it and had me ending happily within a couple of minutes while my fingers happily explored her pussy.

After the clean up, a shower and another few minutes chatting 'auf Deutsch', I was on my way with a smile from ear to ear. Feeling as one does after having boned a hard bodied 19 yo.

As you have no doubt guessed I had a great time with Kim. Would I repeat-yes- in a flash. I had the feeling that our next session would be even better as she seems the kind of girl who would open up more with repeat visits. There was kind of a friendly, fuck buddy feeling between us by the end of the session.

For anyone coming to Berlin for the World Cup I highly recommend Kim or any of the ladies at Royal. I have never really had a bad session at this establishment. Only a couple of times have I left as the girls that were available were not to my taste and when this has happened I felt no attitude what so ever from the greeter.

Stay well

AM

[Angus Magee]

What can I say. Were there a Pulitzer prize for monger reports Kumbu would surely win first prize. While I can hardly wait to get to the good stuff, your preliminary reports are very enjoyable to read. It is good to have such detail about a place like Artimis to rely on.

Your attention to detail is astounding.

Keep em coming my man, however long it takes. These will for sure be placed once more in the Reports of Distinction thread.

[DkFatBastard]

What a great report!

Good to read about a monger that gets the most out of the mongering: planning & thinking about it beforehand, the actual mongering and the reliving of it afterwards by writing about it.

Keep'em coming (the reports :-)

[Kumbu]

ok, this report is just setting the scene – no reports on sex just yet. in the next report, i will describe what happened with zina and maya on sunday night at artemis. so if you are not interested in descriptions of artemis (the location, the building, the set-up, etc.), then just don’t read this report.

let me first say that i have never done anything quite as crazy as this. i felt like a man out of his mind, living a life of insane and extreme depravity. it was not really my kind of mongering experience at all, but it was nonetheless one hell of an experience. i hope to share some of the beauty, debauchery, confusion and utter exhilaration with you over the next few weeks.

so i’ve decided to post everything here in the berlin forum, even though a large portion of my posts refer to artemis. there are several reasons for this (including coherence, convenience, and some weird loyalty to this portion of the forum…), but i hope it wont cause any problems for anyone. i will post a message in the fkk forum directing people to these posts here.

before going any further, let me thank those that helped me out during my preparations for this fantastic 3 day ordeal: many thanks to angus magee, percent99, frisch, chivaz, and the many others with whom i have been pming. your input has been much appreciated, and i hope my posts will in some way pay you back for your generosity.

my adventure began many months before i left for the wonderful city of berlin. i realized that i would be in berlin for a very short period of time, and that this is probably the last time i go there for at least another two or three years. so i wanted to make the very most of my time there. and of course as the years catch up with you, the tooth grows longer, the wrinkles creep in around your eyes, the hair begins to grow in your ears, and the morning pain in the back becomes more a routine than anomaly. but the most noticeable decline occurs between the legs. i’ve noticed over the last few years that i can’t really stand to attention at will, and when i do on multiple occasions, it takes much more effort than before. so i was concerned that all my planning and plotting for a wild three nights of debauchery would end up in a whimperous flop, unless i prepared myself mentally and physically.

so i put out a call for information to this board – how does one maintain stamina for multiple ejaculations per day over several days? several people responded, and the answers included a variety of suggestions such as (i) keep hydrated, (ii) eat lot of fruits and vegetables, (iii) take tablet supplements, (iv) deep breathing, (v) yoga in the morning, (vi) tantric meditation, (vii) viagra/levitra/cyalis, (viii) crystal meth, and (ix) other worse things. here’s what i did, and it seems to have paid off big time.

first, starting a full three months before i left, i increased my intake of walnuts and hazelnuts. i ate at least one handful of these nuts each per day, as they contain various very useful elements that aid in sexual stamina. i also started taking l-arginine supplements, starting out with just one 500mg tablet a day, slowly ramping up to four 500 mg tablets per day. i have always practiced morning meditations, so i continued this, but i increased the duration from 30 minutes to 45 minutes. i began eating fruit of various kinds four times a day, in a very regimented fashion. i also went all out for the celery – i read somewhere that this aids in sexual stamina. i went to my doctor and cried impotence and got a prescription for levitra. he gave me five 20mg tablets, which i split into 20 5mg portions. i gave the crystal meth a skip – that ain’t my scene. so as you can see, i went all out, as i wanted to really make the most of my 70 hours in berlin. now, truth be told, i actually doubt any of this really made any difference (except the levitra, see below). it all made me feel stronger and more virile, but that may have been a placebo effect. the l-arginine supplements definitely made little kumbu more active – i could feel the blood coursing through my nether region, but again, i’m not sure how much of this was mental. but that’s neither here nor there – it made me feel like i could do anything i wanted, and i think when it comes right down to it, the mental aspect of this was much more important than the physical.

during my preparations and research, i had to decide what my schedule would look like while in berlin. i had been there just one year earlier, so i had a pretty good idea of what the good places to visit are (royal, kd, etc.). so i definitely wanted to re-visit some of these world-class establishments that berlin has to offer. however, i didn’t want to stick to the tried and tested, so i had to decide on a range of alternative places. top of my to-do list was artemis. i’ve heard so much about this place, but read relatively little, so i decided it is time for a serious investigation. additionally, i made a list of several other places that i would like to try, unfortunately, i didn’t get to try the range of establishments that i anticipated, but this is because i got completely swept up in the intoxication that is artemis. but i did experiment a little, so that’s good news.

i began my trip on a friday morning, departing the west coast of the usa for a trip to new york, connecting to heathrow, connecting to berlin (long, long trip…bad, bad secretary who made the reservations). i actually had some business to take care of in new york, so i spent a day there, and came right back to the airport and caught my flight to europe. so in end, i was literally traveling from friday morning through to sunday evening without a night in a hotel. so needless to say when i got into berlin i was absolutely shattered. i was meeting up with an old high school friend who was also in berlin for business. i tried to get him to accompany me on some of these escapades, but nothing doing. so i was the lone ranger again on my travels. we had reserved a cheap hotel in charlottenburg right next to the s-bahn station (and wilmersdorfer u-bahn station), and this was absolutely the best move i could have made. while the hotel was pretty crappy, the location was the most convenient you could imagine. there are loads of hotels in this area, so if you plan to do something like this, i highly recommend something in this area.

i got into the hotel on a sunday night at 5pm, absolutely dog tired. i was thinking to myself that i would sleep the night and arise refreshed the next morning for a full day of crazy-ass sex. but as soon as i got out of the shower, i felt the twinge between the legs, and the months of planning and fantasizing came back to me in a rush. so i frantically put some clothes on, shaved (yes, i am courteous to the ladies in that way), grabbed my little cheat notes (including maps, directions, suggestions for girls, etc.) and scampered down the stairs and out onto the street, leaving my bemused friend back in the hotel room by himself. the street was quite empty on a sunday afternoon, but everyone that passed seemed to look at me with an expression of suspicion, as if they knew exactly where my dick was going to be in an hour or two. i smiled at that thought.

on sunday night, not many establishments are open, and i decided to make a bee-line for artemis. pming with members of this forum revealed that sunday is probably not the best day to visit artemis, but after my few days in berlin, i discovered that sunday is not a bad day at all to visit. in fact, several of the girls told me that the worst day at artemis is monday, followed by tuesday. as best as i could determine, the girls seemed to think that the order of busyness at artemis is as follows:

saturday (busiest)>friday>thursday>wed/sun>tuesday>monday (least busy)

now, this means that on saturday, there are the most men around so the women get the most business, while on monday, there are many fewer men around, and so the women get less business. i thought to myself that monday would be the best for men, because this means the ratio of men:women was at its lowest, but this is not true. because women know that business will be slow on monday, many women don’t come on the slow days. so i actually don’t think it makes much of a difference which day you go – i think you will have a great time no matter what.

so i took the s-bahn one stop over from sophie-charlottenburg to westkreuz, and as percent99 said, it is really easy to get from there to artemis. you first have to find your way out of the s-bahn station, which is not that easy. but once you do, you follow the street out to halensee (a big six lane motor way), and turn left and walk down the hill. you walk across the train tracks and immediately after that you turn left into the parking lot of artemis.

my first impression of the building was that it looked just like a hotel ibis i had stayed at once in amsterdam. it was just as big and it had the same kind of external décor. the building is a big, multi-floor, grey building with lots of windows (all with closed curtains), and a large neon sign at the top boldly proclaiming “artemis: saunaclub, fitness and wellness center” (or something like that). i laughed when i saw this – god love the germans for having such a great euphemism as “wellness” to mean “unlimited wild sex”. the parking lot had many cars in it (perhaps 15-20), but there was several empty spots too.

so there i was, standing on this very busy street with lots of cars passing by, looking straight at the biggest brothel i had ever laid eyes on. i felt awkwardly self-conscious, even though i knew that no one in the cars passing by knew me, nor did they care that i was about to have my brains fucked out of me. but still, it’s a little weird for sex to be so out in the open, especially coming from the fundamentalist nation of america. so i tentatively started my walk towards the main door. as i approached, i noticed a naked woman looking out of the window at me. i couldn’t see too much, but i could tell she was not caucasian, probably of turkish or arab descent. she had medium-length, dark brown hair with streaks in it, and she looked a little…large…but attractive nonetheless. as i got closer, she turned and walked away, letting the curtain close behind her. hmm.

as i approached the door, it buzzed and i opened it to find myself in the lobby. to the left are some stairs leading to a landing where there are hundreds of small safe boxes. to the right are a couple of doors, one of which is open and you can see hundreds of hanging, yellow bathrobes. and directly in front of you is a very well appointed curving marble reception desk, behind which are two attractive (middle-aged) german women. one of them starts to talk in german, and i look very confused, and she immediately switches into english, asking “is this your first time here?” i said yes, and she proceeded to tell me the rules in perfect unbroken english.
- e55 for entrance
- e60 for 30 minutes with the ladies
- each 30 minutes includes covered blow job and full sex
- any additional services are to be negotiated with the lady directly.
- your e55 entrance fee covers the bathrobe, as many towels as you like, the use of a safety box and a locker, unlimited non-alcoholic drinks, and as much food as you like. it also includes full use of all their “wellness” facilities, including sauna, gym, jacuzzi, pool, massage, sex kino, etc.

so after this 3 minute speech, the other woman says to me “so, do you think you would like to try this service?”, and she smiles coyly. hmm, let me think…

so i pulled out my wad of money, paid the entrance, and she told me to hold out my hand. she took a strip of red plastic, and attached it to my wrist and said that when i leave she will remove it. i guess this is proof of payment. she gave me a key, and told me that the key opens both the safety deposit box in the front, as well as the locker in the changing room. i should keep all my money and valuables in the safety box, and not in the locker, as the girls and cleaners have full access to the lockers. also, after sex, the girls will come down with you to the safety boxes to receive payment. she gave me a robe, and grabbed my arm and says to me “now, enjoy yourself, ok?” man oh man, i love this country!

so i walk up the three steps to the landing, find my safety box and put my money and wallet into the box. i then walked into the changing room and took a look around. to the left as you enter are a couple of sinks to wash hands, the toilets and the shower room. to your right is a huge rack of slippers of varying sizes. these are disinfected in some liquid daily, and arranged by european shoe size. i had to try a couple before i found my size, with the help of the middle-aged female attendant. behind that are hundreds of lockers, where you stash your clothes and shoes. so i changed into the robe, put on my slippers, and walked out into the club proper and decided to do a little walk about first.

the building is huge. there are four floors, three of which are open to the public (the top floor is where the women sleep). the floors are connected by a large spiral staircase in the middle of the building, as well as a side staircase (which i never used). the showers and lockers are on the ground floor, with two floors above this and one floor below it. on the other side of the staircase from the changing rooms is the main bar and lounge area. as you enter, there is a bar in the right-center of the room with something like 30 stools around it. on the right of the bar along the wall are a series of couches and lounge areas. on the left as you enter are more couches, and behind them on the left is a raised area with a series of semi-secluded make-out areas. there is a general turkish motif in that there are large drapes drawing down in a very middle-eastern fashion, and throughout the building are references to turkish cultural institutions (e.g., the sauna area is called hamam – turkish bath). the room is kind of dark, but light enough to see enough of the girls. the room extends a long way back with couches and lounging areas a good 20 meters (60 feet) back. in the back left corner is the first sex kino, which has a series of terraced, flat, cushioned viewing benches. in the back right on the main room is a door leading to the eating area, and this is only open when food is being served. when i entered the main bar area there were four or five women and about the same number of men just hanging out looking very bored. i walked around the bar, with all eyes squarely on me, and back out the way i came in. it felt very weird, but i later found that this is really nothing to worry about.

so i walked back to the staircase and decided to go up stairs. but as i was halfway up the staircase, i saw a sign that said the third floor is only for men accompanying women to a room. so i figured this is where you go to get it on. so i walked down stairs. at the bottom of the stairwell is a little lounge area, and to the right is the second sex kino. further down the hallway is a gym with weight machines and exercise equipment. to my surprise, there were several guys in there working out. back at the bottom of the staircase, through the doors on the left is the pool, jacuzzi, sauna and massage areas. there were several men here swimming in the pool and a couple showering in the open showers to the left. as i walked in i looked into the sauna and there was a german guy with his dick hanging real low in the hot humid sauna. in the next room (massage room) there was a guy lying face-down on a bench having his backed worked by some other guy. this seemed oddly homosexual to me because the guy was naked and his ass was all i could see. but homosexuality doesn’t bother me, and if this was their thing, more power to them. i later found out that the massage room is manned by two guys who charge e30 per half hour, and apparently they are really good at what they do. i never did partake in that pleasure – i was here for a whole different kind of pleasure.

on the other side of the pool is another bar area, but it seemed a little cozy and small, and right now i felt like being a little anonymous and unnoticed. nonetheless, i decided to sit down and observe for a minute. as i sat down and looked around, i quite incidentally made eye contact with a woman lying on the couch on the other side of the bar, and she did the little double eye-brow raise to me (you know, what groucho marx does). i nodded slightly to her and looked away as quickly as i could, but the damage had already been done. she got up and walked around to me and sat down next to me. her name was cara (short for something else, i can’t remember), and she was italian. age, something like 30 years old, a little heavy on the hips, topless with large breasts. she spoke excellent english and she pressed me hard for a 30 minute session. she had this annoying habit of playing with her boobs all the time, which may sound enticing to you, but it really wasn’t. she also reminded me (physically) of my freshman year italian instructor (signora capo blanco), who was a stern, strict, middle-aged italian lady with absolutely no charm whatsoever. so this alone was enough to kill it for me. she did, however, say something that was of interest to me – she said the owners were four turkish brothers (i presume german-turkish), who had invested 10 million euros in the place (she actually said 100 million euros, but she stuttered at this point, and i assume it was a problem in translation for her). later i saw a few of these gentlemen, and they looked, well, tough. this turkish connection explains the interior décor. i must commend them on their taste, their vision and their balls to take such a risk in bringing an establishment of this stature to the already-great city of berlin.

anyway, back to cara. she was very pushy and aggressive, and i decided that it was just too early to get roped in with this girl – i needed to do a full scope before i commit to anything. so i told her that i had just arrived, and i was not ready yet, and so got up and walked back up the stairs to the main lounge and sat down at the bar. the bartender approached me and i asked (in english) for a sprite, which came right up in a glass. i looked around and people were drinking various kinds of drinks – soft drinks of various kinds, non-alcoholic beer, and various coffee drinks (café latte, regular coffee, espresso, etc.).

i waited perhaps half an hour like this, drinking my sprite, watching men and women walk in and sit down. there must have been something like 20 women in the building at the time. at this time i did not know any of them, and so far i had seen perhaps three good looking ladies, and three not so good looking ladies. so i was a little skeptical about the potential of this place. i kept telling myself that it was sunday, arguably the worst day to be here, and that i should persevere.

as the evening wore on, the place began to fill up a little. at around 8pm this girl walks in and saunters over to the edge of the bar and sits down on a stool. she was a tall, caucasian brunette. on first glance, she was kind of so-so in looks. she had a nice face (long nose, but very pretty eyes), but her tits seemed really stretched. i thought that they had seen just a little too much action in their lifetime. however, she had an ass that would stop a bus! wow, and for me, an ass will win out over breasts any day of the week. there is just so much more you can do with an ass, it’s not even a close call – kiss, suck, bite, poke, finger, fuck, nuzzle, slap, slap again, etc.

i made sure not to make eye-contact with her (for fear of another cara incident), and sipped my sprite for another half hour or so. the place continued to fill up, but as the evening wore on, i began to feel the jet-lag catch up with me. this deep, dark veil fell over my eyes and i felt myself slip in and out of sleep while i was sitting right there at the bar. so i asked for a coffee (which was actually quite good), followed by another coffee. after another half hour the coffee was filling my bladder, so i got off the stool and staggered towards the restroom. but on the way out i was caught by the brunette at the end of the bar. she started talking in german and i told her i only speak english, so she switched to a halting english. while we made small talk i got to check her out a little. she was butt naked, sitting on a towel. she had her legs propped on the adjacent stool, and she was leaning back, and this was a fantastic position: her legs were crossed at the ankles, which accentuated her hour-glass figure, and put her shaved pussy right in the spotlight for the passers-by. i looked down at the pussy, the nice, wide, round hips, and i felt a buzzing in my robe. boy, the power of a visual image is unbelievable.

she told me her name was zina (xena?), and she’s from frankfurt (i figured she’s from some fkk down there), and that she’s here until the end of the month only, blah blah blah. all i was doing was looking at that pussy and her hips and salivating like a sick wino. eventually she asked “do you want to go upstairs for some fun?” and i agreed. now this is where the fun begins. unfortunately, i must split this report because of the sheer wordiness of it, so i will finish the rest in the next day or two and post it then. i’m not trying to be coy, it just takes forever to write all this stuff.

[Angus Magee]

Thanks Kumbu, you are the man!!!

I look forward to the details with baited breath. All I can say right now is that you really must be eating your Wheaties.

[Kumbu]

Ok, here we go with another round of insane reports. I just got back from three days of wild orgy in the wonderful city of Berlin. Over the next few weeks I will post long, detailed (perhaps overly-detailed) reports. But because that takes so much time, I am posting a summary below of the most important facts. I know many of you are intending on being there for the world cup, so if you are in need of more info in the next few days (before my full reports begin to surface), feel free to PM me.

I arrived in Berlin on Sunday evening, and left on Wednesday afternoon, so there wasn’t much time. But as you can see, I made the most of my approximately 70 hours in Berlin. In total, I made it with 10 women, visited Artemis, Royal, KD and Brigitta Duemichen (I also bailed on Penthouse girls and KD, for different reasons). What a fucking blast.

*Day 1, Sunday*
Artemis, Arrived at 8pm, left at midnight. E55 Entrance, E60 per 30 minutes per girl, plus extras.

1. Zina (Xena), German brunette, 5’ 6“, nice ass, stretched boobs, E60 + E100 for anal, PSE. Lots of DFK, CBJ, Anal. Recommended, although be careful – she’s a real business woman.

2. Maya, E60, Polish blonde, petite, tight body, great ass. CBJ, FS, doggie. Recommended.


*Day 2, Monday*
3. Royal, Arrived 10:45am, 4 girl line-up, chose Silvia
E80 (+20 tip) for 40 minutes
Silvia, German blonde, large, lovely ass, smallish tits (but still nice)
Lots of DATY, rimming, 69, multiple positions, highly recommended.

Next, Artemis, arrived at 3pm (not recommended). Entrance E55, and each session below was E60.
4. Cara, Italian brunette, very pushy, aggressive, early-30s, a little overweight.
Very positive attitude in the room, very energetic, pro-active CBJ and FS, multiple positions. Nice attitude, but not really recommended (see later report for details).

5. Nellie, Turkish brunette, 5’5” fantastic legs and ass, great tits, mesmerizing eyes, fantastic English, great attitude.
BBBJ (no CIM), FS in multiple positions, and much more is possible (although I did not partake). Highly recommended.

6. Carolina, Polish blonde, 5’5”, slim, but a phenomenally smooth and soft skin, nice ass. BBBJ (no CIM), FS multiple positions, great attitude, recommended.

*Day 3, Tuesday*
Penthouse girls (Playgirls)
Entered, got a bad attitude, bailed.

Brigitta Duemichen, arrived at 11am, 5 girl line up, E80 for 40 minutes. A lot was on offer, but I chose the basics.

7. Angela, Russian blonde, Awesome ass, slim legs, nice tits, beautiful, sophisticated, caring, lovely woman. Age: 31, but in fantastic shape and certainly doesn’t show her age. BBBJ, DATY, rimming, 69, no DFK, would (and did) repeat.

Kamilla La Dee, arrived at 3pm, three girl line-up, no one worth my effort, bailed.

Artemis, arrived 8pm, departed at 2am.
8. Mia, Lithuania brunette, tall, striking, gorgeous, model-type. Legs and an ass that are unparalleled, this was certainly worth the trip by itself. GFE, DFK, CBJ, FS in multiple positions, great attitude and fantastic body. Highly recommended.

9. Ola (short for Alexandra, don’t ask), Polish blonde, phenomenal ass (like you just won believe), 5’7”, long, strong legs, freckles, sharp wits, great personality, fun to be with, and even more fun to fuck. CBJ, FS in multiple positions, she gave me a real pounding – I mean she literally pounded me like there was no tomorrow. Highly recommended.

*Day 4, Wednesday*
10. Brigitta Duemichen, Angela, E155 for 1 hour, same as previous day, except longer and better.


In summary:
Royal
- Silvia, German blonde, nice ass, highly recommended. E80 + tip, total: E100

Brigitta Duemichen
- Angela, Russian blonde, great ass, highly recommended. E80 + tip, total: E100

Artemis
- Zina, German brunette, anal, PSE, recommended, E60 + E100, total: E160
- Maya, Polish blonde, recommended, E60
- Cara, Italian brunette, not recommended, E60
- Nellie, Turkish brunette, highly recommended, E120 (60 minutes)
- Carolina, Polish blonde, recommended, E60
- Mia, Lithuanian brunette, highly recommended, E120 (60 minutes)
- Ola, Polish blonde, highly recommended, E60

Penthouse girls
- bailed after a bad vibe

KD
- bailed after a poor line-up, but this was because of the 3pm time. From past experience, this place is very worth your time.


Given how fucking weak the dollar is, I feel aggrieved, but it was worth every single Euro. So in total I spent E1160 over 10 girls, for a very respectable E116 per session. As I said, more details of each experience are on their way. I took copious notes, which I am compiling right now into a narrative, which I hope to present to you all over the next few weeks. I will post the Artemis reports in the FKK forum, but the Royal, Penthouse girls, and Brigitta Duemichen reports in this forum.
Kumbu

[Angus Magee]

Where in Berlin do you go for a REALLY GOOD BBJ? (Preferably spending less than 150 Euro or so?)

Thanks for the report DD. Sorry that you had a hard time at La Dolce Vita I. I find that with all those places in Neuköln one has to be selective in one's choice. It is okay to walk if no one appeals to you when you visit. I have tried, I think, four ladies from LD I and been disappointed only once, with Claudia. Patricia and Lea both were very good to me. Goldie as well, but she is no longer listed on the web site. Check my reviews on both Lea and Patricia for details. As always, YMMV.

From Royal I can recommend Jolina http://www.royalgirl.de/flash/start.php
I posted a review of her here last summer. The only drawback was that Royal puts a hefty price on extras. I believe that my session with Jolina cost about 150 euros, though it was for and hour and included multiple releases.

This is why I like LD I, as at 40 euros for 20 min FT I can handle a not so good bj. As they say, a bj is like a pizza-even a bad one can be pretty good. I have repeated several times with Lea and each time gets a little better and now she takes me quite deep.

You could also try Salon Prestige http://www.top-prestige.de/index2.htm
or Agentur Liberty http://www.libertyberlin.de/index_2.html
both sites have girls who provide FT for less than 150 euros. I have not personally been to either of these places but I hear they are quite good.

Good Luck on your search and a report from either of the above mentioned places would be very welcomed here on the Berlin forum.

[Dark Diggler]

Today I visited Kamilla Dee, La Dolce Vita and The Chateau.

Kamilla Dee is a very nice place with a selection of ladies that I would rate around 6 or 7, meaning that if I was pretty horny I would have taken them. But I wasn't so horny, due to the fact that I was suffering from food poisoning! :-(

I asked if any of the ladies did Franzosische pur/total and was told no. The aim for today was to explore that possibility, so I left. If I had not been fixated on those extras I probably would have taken at least one of the girls available.

Next, La Dolce Vita. This place seems like a step down from KD's, Van Kampen, Royal and Tiffany's, both in terms of the quality of the establishment and the good-lookingness of the ladies. There were three available, and all of the were 4/5 in my book, meaning I would only take them if I was totally desparate. But this was an unusual circumstance: they all offered FP/FT at no extra cost! The cost was 40 Euro for 20 minutes, IIRC.

So I took Bianca, a dark-comlexioned girl with long (fake, I learned later) black hair and large (fake, I learned later) breasts. What a mistake! Her BJ technique was the worst I have ever experienced in a long mongering career. My dick was never more than 1.5cm into her mouth, and she was using her hand as much or more than her mouth. She applied such light pressure to my dick that I could hardly feel it. Then, even worse, after only a few minutes of this she wanted to slap a condom on and start fucking! I declined and asked for more, but never received any better, just more of the same. Oh well, at least I got off, eventually.

Verdict: Avoid Bianca. Maybe even avoid La Dolce Vita, if your tastes seem similar to mine.

Later that day I visited the Chateau. This is a slightly different deal. In La Dolce Vita, KD, VC, Tiffany's and Royal you are shown to a room, and the girls come in and introduce themselves. The Chateau, however, is a very small bar (four or five seats around the bar and a couple more around the room), and a small stage with a striptease pole. It works like this: a drink is 10 Euro. A drink for a lady starts at 20 Euro. Fifteen minutes in a room is 40 Euro. FP/FT is 20 Euro. You chat to the ladies, if you are interested in one you buy her a drink. After a while she offers to show you the rooms upstairs (there are two, AFAIK) and when you are in the room she explains the prices.

I chose a German girl who was on the chubby side but had great breasts and a nice personality. (There was only one other girl on duty at that time, I would have gone with her also.) Great, I thought. But get this: I get almost the same treatment as from Bianca! The only difference was that she took her dick in my mouth a further 5mm or so, and used a slightly less mechanical technique. But she was cuter and had a much better attitude than Bianca, so I enjoyed it a bit more. But I paid more than twice as much as with Bianca!

Summary: I can only conclude that if you are a BBBJ kind of a guy, you will probably be disappointed. Maybe if you go for a non-quickie type session things will be different, but I doubt it. Has anyone else had a different experience?

I can put this another way:

Where in Berlin do you go for a REALLY GOOD BBJ? (Preferably spending less than 150 Euro or so?)

[Donnylad]

Hi there. I am due to be in Berlin during the World Cup and will be checking out the street scene. Thanks to all the guys who have reported about this end of the market.

However, my german is pretty much non-existent and I was hoping someone could translate the following phrases -

How much is it?
Do you do anal?
" " BBBJ?
Suck balls?
Lick arse?
Facials?
Do you receive DATY, tit-sucking, fingering?
Can we go to my hotel?
Do you have a room?
Can I take video footage?


Needless to say a full report will ensue on my return. Thanks in advance,

Donnylad

[Dark Diggler]

I arrived in Berlin today and checked into my hotel near the Tiergarten. After reading the reports in this thread I had decided that Kamilla Dee, Van Kampen, La Dolce Vita, Royal and Tiffany's were my scene.

So, I went to Kamilla Dee first (33 Blissestrasse; I took the U9 to Berliner Str) and, after some slight confusion finding the place, pressed the buzzer a few times but got no response. So I left.

Van Kampen is quite close by, so I walked over there and found it easily (23a Mecklenburgische Str). I was introduced to four girls, all around 6-7/10 in my world, and chose Tina (http://www.vankampenberlin.de/tina.html). She is prettier than she appears in the photos. She had a nice attitude and gave good service, with a convincing appearance of actually enjoying herself. She is a native Berliner and speaks adequate English for small talk. I would go to her again, if I was the sort of guy who did that ;-) 50 Euro for 20 minutes. I asked about BBJ, DFK and CIM, but the madame told me that none of the girls there did any of that.

Went back to my hotel, and found out that Royal was about to close in an hour or so. Based on the reccomendations of this forum, and the fact that Royal is not open tomorrow, I decided to rush on down for a look. I "madame" was a gorgeous young girl who spoke adequate English to establish that all four of the girls that I was introduced to did not do the extras that I was interested in. So I passed, but since the girls were at least as good looking as those at Van Kampen, and the Royal appears to be a very nice place, I plan to go back on Monday.

Went back to my hotel again and became horny again. Decided to check out Tiffany's. Took the U9 and then the U1 to Prinzenstrasse, and walked to Tiffany's (about five minutes, 11 Ritterstrasse). Was introduced to six or so girls at least at good looking as the ones I had seen already, and established that Tiffany's is another well-appointed establishment. Chose Victoria (http://www.ritter11.de/pics/start_up/viktoria.html). She spoke no English, and as my German is very bad, we had a few communication issues, but nothing that interfered with the performance. I enquired about extras (they are listed on a price list at Tiffany's) but was told Viktoria did not do them. But she is a very cute and sweet girl, so I went ahead and had a great time. 40 Euros for 20 minutes, and a 10/10 performance and attitude. A really nice girl.

Back to the hotel, shagged. (ha-ha.) Headed to bed almost immediately, pausing only to report this.

Summary: Van Kampen, Royal and Tiffany's are All Good, in my book at least.