Berlin

[Tintin1]

We in Berlin pay the nice ones shitloads of money, so that they stay off these sites!

Boy, can tell you! Since months I have no money left for a decent hair cut! I have to do everything with my own hands. Everything!

This made me laugh. Thanks Piefke. Keep the girls there! I'll be visiting in March.

[SkankHunt420]

Going to Berlin this week and was looking at call girl options. Are the options all terrible?

I saw Ophelia's escorts (https://www.ophelia-escort-berlin.com/) and I thought they looked fine (120 euro for 1 hour).

This was hilarious though:

Ophelia lists this girl named Lillith: https://www.ophelia-escort-berlin.com/en/lillith/.

That girl is a fairly well known American pornstar. Stage name is Tristan Summers.

You can verify the photos as she as the exact same tattoos: https://imgur.com/Y1A1Jql.

So I'm guessing they're a complete scam, right? Like too lazy to even find photos you can't just lift off the internet.

Are there are any good outcall agencies? Outcall / incall is kind of my thing, and I prefer agencies since it's just less hassle. I don't have a price range but 200 euro is usually my sweetspot.

This is the real website. https://www.ophelia-escort-berlin.de/. I've used them in the past and their girls are legit and provide pretty good service in my opinion.

[BearSputnik]

Going to Berlin this week and was looking at call girl options. Are the options all terrible?

I saw Ophelia's escorts (https://www.ophelia-escort-berlin.com/) and I thought they looked fine (120 euro for 1 hour).

This was hilarious though:

Ophelia lists this girl named Lillith: https://www.ophelia-escort-berlin.com/en/lillith/.

That girl is a fairly well known American pornstar. Stage name is Tristan Summers.

You can verify the photos as she as the exact same tattoos: https://imgur.com/Y1A1Jql.

So I'm guessing they're a complete scam, right? Like too lazy to even find photos you can't just lift off the internet.

Are there are any good outcall agencies? Outcall / incall is kind of my thing, and I prefer agencies since it's just less hassle. I don't have a price range but 200 euro is usually my sweetspot.

[Rocko20]

Found one young German girl from Hamburg that was cute. Asked for one hour with kissing, DATY, cum two times, once in pussy, once with BBBJ and CIM. Quoted 300. I laughed and explained that I've never paid more than 200 for that in any FKK club. She wouldn't budge.

Overall, the combination of limited staffing and pricing of 300 Euro per hour for normal good service is going to kill the FKK model. I am seriously worried that these clubs will not survive.

"Normal" good service does not include kissing, DATY, 2 cumshots, and CIM. Which is why you were quoted 300 euros.

"Norma basic" is generally BBBJ, 1 cumshot, light kissing, 30 minutes, and your routine romp of missionary, doggy, cowgirl, which is typically 100 euros.

Some women will offer less and do more, some women will offer more and do less, but it's important to realize what normal services are and what generally requires additional money. One time I had an extraordinary cheap experience. Two hot sisters/cousins charged me 50 euros total for a threesome, but I'm not silly enough to believe this is "normal."

At the end of the day, it's about supply and demand. No one is going to do extra stuff for free. I'm not a fan of inflation either throughout the global mongering scene, which is why I stick to the basic bare minimal services. If I want extra services then I'm making sure I can record it, to get my full moneys worth (usually with an outcall escort).

I don't know the future of FKK clubs, but I do know it would take me (and many men like me) a lot more money in higher prices to stop going to them.

[Sailor501]

Just remember to wash those hands.

Do you wash your hands.

[Nooky Ninja]

Boy, can tell you! Since months I have no money left for a decent hair cut! I have to do everything with my own hands. Everything!

Just remember to wash those hands.

[Piefke]

All the girls are mediocre at best. Did not see any good girls on these sites.

We in Berlin pay the nice ones shitloads of money, so that they stay off these sites!

Boy, can tell you! Since months I have no money left for a decent hair cut! I have to do everything with my own hands. Everything!

[Hargow20]

All the girls are mediocre at best. Did not see any good girls on these sites.

1: https://www.omello.de/ is just an advertising platform. It depends on the lady if she does incalls / outcalls.

2: I think Hase is the closest thing to that. There are dozens of regular brothels of mixed quality and prices.

3:

https://www.kaufmich.com/ (also many semi-pros on there).

https://www.ladies.de/ (only pros, but some quality control).

https://www.berlinintim.de/ (totally random).

https://erotik.markt.de/berlin/ (totally random, but also some low-budget stuff)..

[Bobo.fr]

Agentur Liberty:

Only 3 girls available. Choose Alex.....

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...=1#post2624997

Aston Brothel:

Saw about 8 girls on offer. Paid 100 Euro for one hour. Offered to pay more for kissing, but she didn't offer kissing. Chose Beatrice 20 yo Romanian blonde with beautiful ass with that breathtaking curve near the hip. .......

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...=1#post2625007

[Bobo.fr]

Agentur Liberty:

....The rooms are well appointed with sink in the room. In my limited experience, if you are staying for less than an hour, they expect you to use the sink to wash your junk. ....
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Normally, there are a product (Listerine?) and disposable cups for mouth washing.

[Bobo.fr]

Apart from some girls having stopped (and they change anyway), you have to have and show vaccination certificate, sign in with personal details they keep on file for 1 month (but don't verify). Other than that, 0 difference.

Yes. This is called "dating", an ancient custom goes back to Iron Age.

Thanks Ninja for your answer.

However my trip to Germany (planned for this week) was cancelled regarding to the COVID's situation there.

[Piefke]

Maria Massage:

Only 2 girls available. Chose Zara. 28 yo Byelorussian. Reasonably attractive with chin length black hair. Small somewhat deflated breasts. Possibly due to baby damage. 20 minutes of low quality "erotic" massage with tons of oil. 20 minutes of good enthusiastic DATY, 20 minutes of skillful hand job with prostate massage. Total damage: 160 Euro (is usually 100 Euro for simple massage with handjob happy ending, but extras bumped it up to 160).

Thank you very much for the detailed report!

I am slightly surprised by the amount of damage! You get usually the full service at Marias place for 100+50 Euro. I opted once for licking / french, which was +20. MILF Karmen highly recommended. Friendly business, pictures recent and true to live.

Pictures on their website are usually not true. According to your description Zara pictures are at least not actual. Pictures of Matilda are used to be wrong (boobs, long hair), now at least close, pictures of Katarina in sister salon in Schoeneberg / Alboin street are copied from an ukrainian model, Vivies pictures true, but quite old (but at least she gives good company).

In the end: Karmen is a recommendation. In the last month she appeared at at least 4 different bordellos all over Berlin. I hope, she settles down and stays in Berlin.

[ShinyCrazy]

Agentur Liberty:

Only 3 girls available. Choose Alex. Very slim pale skin blonde chin length hair German girl from Berlin. Wanted one hour but she was only available for 30 minutes. Asked for kissing and BBBJ. Total of 140 E. Yes, I know. Too much. Kissing and BBBJ were very good with excellent emotional connection. The rooms are well appointed with sink in the room. In my limited experience, if you are staying for less than an hour, they expect you to use the sink to wash your junk. If you stay for an hour or more, they offer the shower. Would I return? Probably yes. I wish the lineup were larger. I think many girls already had appointments, so in future, I'the probably make an appointment. The Berlin Intime website lists services and the pics are fairly clear, so I think you could rely on that approach.

Maria Massage:

Only 2 girls available. Chose Zara. 28 yo Byelorussian. Reasonably attractive with chin length black hair. Small somewhat deflated breasts. Possibly due to baby damage. 20 minutes of low quality "erotic" massage with tons of oil. 20 minutes of good enthusiastic DATY, 20 minutes of skillful hand job with prostate massage. Total damage: 160 Euro (is usually 100 Euro for simple massage with handjob happy ending, but extras bumped it up to 160).

Aston Brothel:

Saw about 8 girls on offer. Paid 100 Euro for one hour. Offered to pay more for kissing, but she didn't offer kissing. Chose Beatrice 20 yo Romanian blonde with beautiful ass with that breathtaking curve near the hip. No kissing, and generally pretty non-GFE. She did arrange some interesting positions and has a cracking beautiful face and body, but she will not be the cuddly girlfriend you might be hoping for. Came in pussy twice in the hour. Given the pricing and lineup, I would definitely repeat here.

FKK Artemis:

It's been a long time since I've visited Artemis, and the online reports of Artemis post-COVID are slim. So here was my experience:

Paid my 90 Euro entrance, took my shower, and started to peruse the talent. Figured that an afternoon and evening of FKK style relaxation would cure my jet lag. Found one young German girl from Hamburg that was cute. Asked for one hour with kissing, DATY, cum two times, once in pussy, once with BBBJ and CIM. Quoted 300. I laughed and explained that I've never paid more than 200 for that in any FKK club. She wouldn't budge. Tried another girl from Bulgaria with dark hair who also was cute. Basically same quote. I thought, WTF is wrong with Artemis? Did I just waste 90 Euros on the entrance? The facilities are still clean and nice. The saunas are operating. The massage and hammam guys are available. The indoor pool downstairs is still freezing, and only barely warmer than the outdoor pool. The main bar is still a densely smoke filled cancer ward. By the way, your N95 mask is handy to protect you from the acrid fog produced by chain smoking Romanian girls. The food is still absolutely terrible. Worst FKK club food I've ever had. So everything is the same except the girls are now asking for 300 per hour for a decent experience? That is insane. I was literally packing up to leave and stomping down the spiral staircase saying loudly that this is the worst FKK club I've ever seen, when I was accosted by a Greek girl with cleopatra eye makeup. She wore a black midriff cloth to cover a slight paunch in the belly. Likely in her late 30's. She agreed to 210 for my service request, so we went off to a room. Her math was as follows: 70 per half hour times two equals 140 plus 20 for BBBJ / kissing plus 50 for.

CIM equals 210. Over 200 per hour still seems ridiculous unless you include anal, but in the room, she was an animal and earned the money. Kissed like she wanted to eat me. She put herself in crazy positions all over the sofa and just generally was a non stop fucking animal for an hour. My faith in FKK was redeemed for the moment. Tried a few more girls, but continued to get silly quotes. Finally found a Dominican girl who again agreed to 210 and we were off to the races. Once in the room, she wouldn't position herself properly for DATY always keeping too far away for my mouth to reach, wouldn't really kiss to speak of despite promising kissing, tried to direct the whole session by telling me to "relax" and lie back and she would do everything. In the end, she just gave me BBBJ / CIM twice. I never even got a chance to fuck. Pretty strange session and not exactly what I had in mind, but at least I came twice. Four orgasms in one short evening is pretty much a maximum performance for me, so I headed back to my hotel. Would I return to Artemis? I don't think so. The food is terrible and the girls are asking silly money for limited service. I had more time in Berlin, but I chose to go to brothels for the other days instead. Overall, the combination of limited staffing and pricing of 300 Euro per hour for normal good service is going to kill the FKK model. I am seriously worried that these clubs will not survive.

[Nooky Ninja]

https://www.kaufmich.com/p/bustybritishbelleShe is quite talkative when fucking keeps saying 'Oh yes fuck my ass you naughty boy' and so on. I cannot recommend this lady enough at 50430 including everything how can you lose? She looks a bit different from the photos but hasn't changed much.

Right out Sir Giles / Blott on the Landscape (Tom Sharpe). Profile shows 50 ish, just like Mrs. Frothby. Pictures "recommendation" does not inspire courage. Ok fine to each their own. Berlin is antidote to Brexit.

[EnglishAbroad]

https://www.kaufmich.com/p/bustybritishbelle

Arrived in Berlin Thursday evening, had been messaging back and forth and received an interesting WhatsApp video of her giving a blowjob. Easy to find apartment near Frankfurter Allee S-Bahn. She showed me into a nice clean apartment, very friendly, she said it was nice to see somebody else from England visiting. She gave me a coke to drink and we had a chat for about ten or fifteen minutes before moving to the bed. Excellent blowjob before I entered the Pussy and after a bit of pumping I then went in the back door. Amazing! A fantastic experience very friendly service. She is quite talkative when fucking keeps saying 'Oh yes fuck my ass you naughty boy' and so on. I cannot recommend this lady enough at 50430 including everything how can you lose? She looks a bit different from the photos but hasn't changed much.