Berlin

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I must I agree that is hard to find good escorts in Berlin these days. It was way better only two-three years ago. I found the ads in the newspapers and it was lots of them. And there were very beautiful girls from East Europe, who would do anything I want for a very cheap rate. I can't belive when I think back of some the girls I had, no city in the world were ever as good.

Tried some last year but could not compare to the girls I had a few years ago. Sad the market is not as it was, my first thought is that it can has something with that most of the hotels now are locked for escorts. You need a key to get in the elevator in hotels, which of cource makes it more difficult to get escorts to the room. Maybe that has put some girls out of business. It sad. Because I had one favourite agency but I don't think they are around anymore.

Now, I think artemis is the sures place to have ok experience, had a few very good girls there. So I would reccomend it if you are up for some girls in Berlin.

[Angus Magee]

great report, am (even if it had a negative ending). makes me want to go back to germany/berlin, and i haven't been back in over a year! you seem like a thoughtful guy, i can tell from the careful thought you put into a lot of your posts. but regarding the girl's enthusiasm, it would help those un-empathetic mongers out there if i echo your thoughts so that they get a chance to see the issue from all the angles, and above all from her angle.

with the exception of swingers and true nymphos that work voluntarily (read: with enthusiasm!) in partytreffs and gangbang clubs, most of these girls are lower or middle-lower class individuals just trying to make ends meet, or to build a financial base for the future. put yourself in their position - doing a somewhat unpleasant job where you have to sleep with people you aren't attracted to may severely dampen your enthusiasm (to her credit, she still took your splooge in her mouth! you try doing that! hahaha...).

i'm not necessarily taking sides here. i agree that girls who are in this line of work need to keep a level of professionalism and need to be prepared to handle the 'work hazards' (like sleeping with fat, old, or unattractive men) if they want to maintain their clientele, but if i think of myself in a sexworker's shoe's, i can at least understand their periodic reticence. of course it's all 20/20 in hindsight cos when you're horny it's all just a huge annoyance - but when my little peepee has calmed down i can rationalize things like this.

even so, at the end of the day what you get in europe for p4p is lightyears ahead of the service you get in north america, wouldn't you agree? ;-) like the say about sex - "even when it's bad its pretty good" - i suppose us american punters can't complain too much, even things when don't go as planned in good ole germany. i hope you didn't take offense at anything i've said - none were meant as a personal attack. i wish you happier and safe mongering in the future.


take care,

bruce

hi,

no offense taken bruce. and i think my review was very fair and balanced given the circumstances. as i said at the end and perhaps i should expand upon, i do not think that every monger would have the same experience i had with this girl. perhaps a younger, better looking guy might find her easier to melt. who knows and good luck to who ever tries her.

as i also said this girl is quite hot and for me it was a pleasure just to do with her what i did. and i did feel, at the end, a wee bit ripped off. her menu on the web site was much more varied than i received and this is false advertising. had her menu been more accurate and reflected what she is actually willing to do, i would not have chosen this girl.

and this sort of experience is all part the game imo. as a younger monger i would get upset and rant about it for ages. now i just write a review (as balanced as i can be) and move on. i wish this girl no ill will, but i do hope that she comes to some sort of understanding with herself about what she is doing as i wonder if all mongers are as understanding of her "position".

i did also show her her own web site and what is said about her level of service. she seemed surprised by what she saw but who knows if she was being truthful or not. i have since checked the web site and saw no alterations on her page.

anyway-thanks for the comments.

am

[Bruce Ley]

http://www.topluder.de/resources.html

ahh-taking one for the team...

having waited a week or so for a response to my last inquiry i decided finally to bite the bullet and take one for the team. in the interest of furthering this fine database.

results are mixed. ania just left and i am semi-satisfied.

first the good:

the phone girl, eve i think her name is, was top notch. she speaks very good english and we made the appointment at 19:20 for 20:00. she then called back 5 mins. later to tell me that ania was running a bit late and could we make the appointment at 20:30. fine with me as it gave me another half hour of anticipation.

punctuality and discretion. very good. ania was announced with a phone call at 20:28 from the phone girl. she did not ring the bell and no burly driver arrived at the door with her as promised on the web site for first time callers. i appreciated this as my neighbors are still very much active at 20:30 and a big burly driver with a petite wisp of a girl just screams escort!!!

appearance and accuracy of web photos. very good for both. ania is a very hot teen (19, not 18 as in the ad but totally believable as 18) and the pics are, if anything, a little less hot than she is in person.

what can i say... in person she is a perfect "spinner". around 5' (153cm), and probably a bit less that 100 lbs. (45kg) she has small breasts, slim girlish hips and beautiful long blond hair. the following two pics show her the most accurately

http://www.topluder.de/a5.jpg
http://www.topluder.de/a3.jpg

she is polish, speaks good german and no english. in person she wore more make up, which she could do without, and her breasts were perfect little teeny tits capped by beautiful pointy nips which almost poked through her camisole, unfortunately for the wrong reason, it is cold here in berlin tonight, as you will see... her ass...well...perfection!

the bad :-(

service. she is a starfish, to borrow the thai board term, a bit nicer than dead fuck.
yes boys, it is unfortunate but true. she is a hottie but with terrible service. let me expand on this as it is only fair.

ania looked, as mentioned, great when she walked in the door. i was pleased. i took her coat and underneath she wore a little jeans mini skirt, sexy black "stay up" fishnets, knee high black boots and the aforementioned black camisole. v-nice!

i ushered her into the bedroom and could tell right away that she was not so comfortable being here. it was cold she said. understandable as it is cold but i had put up the heat prior to her arrival and told her so. we sat on the bed and i tried to break the ice by a few dumb jokes in german and by warming her hands in mine. it worked a bit but still she seemed out of sorts.

so i decided to try the massage strategy and had her take off the skirt and camisole and put her on the massage table, which at least made her giggle. we started her face down and i massaged her back, paying great attention to her delectable ass and slipping the black g-string she wore aside for a peak at her tasty looking anus. she was squeaky clean and i licked a bit her ass cheeks, not wanting to scare her off by burying my tongue straight into her anus as i so wanted.

then i flipped her over, motioned her down to the end of the table and took a seat in order to give her pussy a licking. wow, what a pussy!!!. totally shaved and smooth with a very tight "camel toe" appearance, it tasted clean and she was slightly wet. but after some mins. of licking she was completely silent. i looked up only to see her face turned away and screwed up like i was jamming a hot poker up her puss???

now as you will see, i am a very understanding monger and i do not want to hurt the girls i see. but i was starting to sense that this was going to be a difficult session.

i suggested we move to the bed and she seemed relieved. lying down ania sat beside me, both naked now except for her fishnets, and kind of put her hand on top of little angus and jiggled him a bit.

hummm...

i let this go on for about 30 secs. and then kind of touched her head and applied gentle pressure towards little angus-hint, hint. not taken.

not wanting to shove her head down but definitely wanting some head i tried the direct approach.

suck, i said.

down she went and took little angus, well, at least his head, in her mouth. her little hand then started to furiously stroke as she applied short licks to the the head. not very inspired and also not really working to get me hard. i let this go on for a minute or so and then pulled her hand away and started to fuck her mouth. well this worked, sort of. little angus started to respond but growing but i had to forcibly keep her hand away (i held it on my balls;-) and as soon as i started to get into it and let her hand go, back it went to my dick and the bj slipped into insipidness.

now, i am not 21 anymore. then this poor technique probably would have worked just fine. but now, when i have to do this work little angus responds by getting soft as soon as the proper attention is no longer applied. short of putting her on her back and fucking her face until i came(which i did consider), hands pinned, this was not going to work.

so i gave up on the bj and went for a fuck. i put her on her knees-literally as she was by this time completely compliant-stroked little a the way he likes and applied a condom. i tried to put little a in her, admittedly very tight, pussy but to no avail. by this time her compliance had turned to starfish and it was like trying to fuck a blow up doll (as i imagine it would feel;-)

no response from her and no help either. as i tried to enter her, pussy would kind of shrink away. again, at 20 i could have just forced it in, but now,well, soon little angus was in no shape to enter a reluctant, very tight, young pussy. if you know what i mean. nothing kills my libido quite as quickly as a reluctant partner. perhaps i should give up the hobby...

so, to make a long story short i decided to go back to the bj and got ania to do a passable job. at least little a got hard and shot his load even if it was all over the bed spread despite my best efforts to shoot in her mouth. shit. now i have to wash the bed spread...

we finished a half hour into the hour long session. to her credit ania did not try to jump up and run away but stayed. what to do. i kind of wanted to kick her out but then again she is so cute and at least maybe i could practice my german.

so i spent the next 15-20 mins. trying to finally get her to relax a bit. and it did work. once the deed was done she visibly relaxed and even started to laugh at my dumb jokes. a lot came out in that 15-20 mins.. she is most definitely in the wrong job this girl. i consider it a small triumph that she even admitted to me how much she hated fucking strange men. and she hates bjs, cim, anal, kissing and even fucking unless it is with her boyfriend-who apparently knows about what she does for cash. go figure.

with about 10 mins. left i figured as i had been so understanding she could help me with one more thing. again with her reluctance, i had her sit over my face and diddle her own pussy (which she groaned about-and not in a good way...) while i worshipped her ass and brought myself to another orgasm. small consolation, but it was something.

for a bad review i realize this is a bit lengthy. but it is fair, i feel, and balanced. ania is a nice girl and really hot. but she should not be in this profession. her pics are accurate but the write up on the site is full of inaccuracies i.e.. her menu is no where near as full as is stated on the site. really, if you are a young guy and all you want is to fuck a hot girl perhaps you will have fun. otherwise i would give ania a miss.

so in closing i would have to say, would i repeat. no. in fact i would not use topluder again as i feel they also must also take some responsibility as they have an inaccurate site and i would not trust what they have to say about the other girls on the site.

thanks guys for reading and i look very much forward to hautnah's reopening in february.

am

great report, am (even if it had a negative ending). makes me want to go back to germany/berlin, and i haven't been back in over a year! you seem like a thoughtful guy, i can tell from the careful thought you put into a lot of your posts. but regarding the girl's enthusiasm, it would help those un-empathetic mongers out there if i echo your thoughts so that they get a chance to see the issue from all the angles, and above all from her angle.

with the exception of swingers and true nymphos that work voluntarily (read: with enthusiasm!) in partytreffs and gangbang clubs, most of these girls are lower or middle-lower class individuals just trying to make ends meet, or to build a financial base for the future. put yourself in their position - doing a somewhat unpleasant job where you have to sleep with people you aren't attracted to may severely dampen your enthusiasm (to her credit, she still took your splooge in her mouth! you try doing that! hahaha...).

i'm not necessarily taking sides here. i agree that girls who are in this line of work need to keep a level of professionalism and need to be prepared to handle the 'work hazards' (like sleeping with fat, old, or unattractive men) if they want to maintain their clientele, but if i think of myself in a sexworker's shoe's, i can at least understand their periodic reticence. of course it's all 20/20 in hindsight cos when you're horny it's all just a huge annoyance - but when my little peepee has calmed down i can rationalize things like this.

even so, at the end of the day what you get in europe for p4p is lightyears ahead of the service you get in north america, wouldn't you agree? ;-) like the say about sex - "even when it's bad its pretty good" - i suppose us american punters can't complain too much, even things when don't go as planned in good ole germany. i hope you didn't take offense at anything i've said - none were meant as a personal attack. i wish you happier and safe mongering in the future.


take care,

bruce

[Angus Magee]

Angus,

Actually, it was quite funny they only returned 50 Euros after I mentioned I was a member here and would be posting my feelings, so that is one extra benefit to our little community. Can you tell me the spots in Berlin where BBBJ is available in the normal course of business?

Well, I think many places here in Berlin offer bbbj and/or bbbjcim. In fact it would be far quicker to mention where can not expect to find it. That list starts with Kamila Dee and ends with VC.

Now VC girls are sometimes said to be available for bbbj but as you yourself found out....

I always repeat with the Haus Mutti my request for "Französisch total" (the local term for bbbjcim) and then the girl herself before handing her the money.

If you look at a few of my past reports you will see that I am partial to La Dolce Vita I where you can receive for 40 euros a 20 min. bbbjcim for a very nice girl. Many of their girls offer this service (but not all...).

http://www.pinupmodelle.de/home.htm

From the sounds of it your experience at VC was a deliberate attempt to hoodwink a tourist (I assume you do not speak German). I for one am glad you thwarted their efforts.

[Elusive]

Hi,

Thanks for the solid report and intel.

Wow-stopping mid session and demanding a refund. I am impressed as not many mongers would have the balls to do this. But I congratulate you for remaining true to what you believed you had paid for and not letting the girl scam you.

As for the Haus Mutti not speaking English, I doubt this was true as I have been many times to VC and never have I met one (Haus Mutti that is) who did not speak at least some English. I imagine she was in on the whole thing and was just trying not to be responsible.

My last visit to VC was also disappointing and I felt the service in this Bordello was slipping. I left feeling vaguely unsatisfied even though the girl was fine. I felt I was just not treated well (long wait, small room etc.) for an establishment that charges top euro prices. VC no doubt has some nice girls but they do need to pay attention to the service end of the business.

Anyway-at least you saved some euros and salvaged the evening at Artemis.

I am also curious about the "store front" places you mentioned. Have you any idea of their names or locations?

AM

Angus,

Actually, it was quite funny they only returned 50 Euros after I mentioned I was a member here and would be posting my feelings, so that is one extra benefit to our little community. Can you tell me the spots in Berlin where BBBJ is available in the normal course of business?

[Angus Magee]

As I monger 3X a week in San Jose, I like to think I am pretty good at getting full value ( avoiding Del Rey, high end strip clubs, etc). So going to the spots in Berlin, I at least thought I could extract full value.

First stop was Van Kampen, after reading rather stellar reviews, I expected a decent massage parlour, at the very least one with great attitudes, albiet Euro prices. I was dead wrong what a waste of a first stop. Upon entering, I was led into a room where the three girls took turns introducing themselves to me entering the room. All were attractive, solid 7 in my book. I chose 100 Euros for 40 minutes with Jennifer, and clearly explained I wanted only BBBJ (a nice treat not to have to play games as prostitution is legal). Of course after 5 minutes into a session of fake moaning, my choice Jennifer says CBJ only, as its the girls option. I ask for refund since I did explain before I paid, you can imagine the rest, I say I clearly explained what I wanted before hand, she says she dont care, each girl decides. The manager only spoke German, so who knows what story they told her. With 3 girls and only CBJ, I consider Van Kampen a waste. In the end they gave me 50 Euros back, so I spent $60 on this lesson.

Stopped at two non descript store fronts afterwards, both had talent that looked like the car dancing hookers from the movie "Blue Velvet". While the prices were low ( 25 Euros), I passed.

Hi,

Thanks for the solid report and intel.

Wow-stopping mid session and demanding a refund. I am impressed as not many mongers would have the balls to do this. But I congratulate you for remaining true to what you believed you had paid for and not letting the girl scam you.

As for the Haus Mutti not speaking English, I doubt this was true as I have been many times to VC and never have I met one (Haus Mutti that is) who did not speak at least some English. I imagine she was in on the whole thing and was just trying not to be responsible.

My last visit to VC was also disappointing and I felt the service in this Bordello was slipping. I left feeling vaguely unsatisfied even though the girl was fine. I felt I was just not treated well (long wait, small room etc.) for an establishment that charges top euro prices. VC no doubt has some nice girls but they do need to pay attention to the service end of the business.

Anyway-at least you saved some euros and salvaged the evening at Artemis.

I am also curious about the "store front" places you mentioned. Have you any idea of their names or locations?

AM

[Elusive]

As I monger 3X a week in San Jose, I like to think I am pretty good at getting full value ( avoiding Del Rey, high end strip clubs, etc). So going to the spots in Berlin, I at least thought I could extract full value.

First stop was Van Kampen, after reading rather stellar reviews, I expected a decent massage parlour, at the very least one with great attitudes, albiet Euro prices. I was dead wrong what a waste of a first stop. Upon entering, I was led into a room where the three girls took turns introducing themselves to me entering the room. All were attractive, solid 7 in my book. I chose 100 Euros for 40 minutes with Jennifer, and clearly explained I wanted only BBBJ (a nice treat not to have to play games as prostitution is legal). Of course after 5 minutes into a session of fake moaning, my choice Jennifer says CBJ only, as its the girls option. I ask for refund since I did explain before I paid, you can imagine the rest, I say I clearly explained what I wanted before hand, she says she dont care, each girl decides. The manager only spoke German, so who knows what story they told her. With 3 girls and only CBJ, I consider Van Kampen a waste. In the end they gave me 50 Euros back, so I spent $60 on this lesson.

Stopped at two non descript store fronts afterwards, both had talent that looked like the car dancing hookers from the movie "Blue Velvet". While the prices were low ( 25 Euros), I passed.

After dinner went to Artemis. Paid my 70 Euros, passed on the buffet, settled on a Amazon Swiss girl named Natalie or something close. Artemis has more or less fixed price of 60 Euros for BBBJ & CFS, for extra CIM is available as well. Of course as always YMMV. A very pelasurable evening, if I lived in Berlin, it would be at least a weekly stop.

[Jackyo]

Hi all, I'll be in Berlin at the end of January and staying at the Park Inn Berlin in Mitte. I'm most interested in the Sex Kino's, can anyone tell me the best ones close to Mitte and how to get there? I'll be using public transport.

Also, I'm most interested in slow, sensual DEEP THROAT bbbj - any recommendations? I'm not stuck on using the sex kinos if anyone can recommend a good solid Deep Throat bbbj provider anywhere in Berlin.

Thanks!

.. so you would be doing us a favor by going and writing a report.

The only ones I've been to were in the West but this doesn't mean there aren't any near Mitte.

The ones that come to mind are Cascade and Monis (there are several with this name).

The public transport system is excellent and you should have no problems getting from one part of town to another.

All I can say is that you really need to be into sleaze to want to go and your standards have to be pretty low as they are typically dark and filthy and the women would not meet minimum appearance requirements elsewhere (hence the low lighting levels).

Also making out on a theatre seat takes a certain level of acrobatic ability.

For the record, long, slow and sensual do not come to mind when I think of Sexkinos.

I have to admit that they have a certain appeal though and FKK World, for example, tries to duplicate that in a Sexkino of its own but instead of uncomfortable theatre seats they have large wide couches. The women at World though are head and shoulders above the quality at a Berlin Sexkino.

Don't know if you can get a Deep Throat BBBJ there but I am inclined to think it will be hit or miss.

Good luck!

[Angus Magee]

Hi all, I'll be in Berlin at the end of January and staying at the Park Inn Berlin in Mitte. I'm most interested in the Sex Kino's, can anyone tell me the best ones close to Mitte and how to get there? I'll be using public transport.

Also, I'm most interested in slow, sensual DEEP THROAT bbbj - any recommendations? I'm not stuck on using the sex kinos if anyone can recommend a good solid Deep Throat bbbj provider anywhere in Berlin.

Thanks!

Hi DT,

Well-I can not help you specifically as the only sex kino I am familiar with is very close to my home which is not Mitte.

Sorry.

In any case-here is a link to a Bordello website that has a sex kino section with about 4 pages of sex kino listed.

http://www.bordelle-berlin.info/index.html

Many of them are in Wilmersdorf or Schöneberg. A few in Wedding. If you pm me I can tell you specifically the one I am familiar with.

Might you consider some of the Neuköln Bordellos? La Dolce Vita I & II for instance. I find that these places are as cheap as the sex kinos for bbbj (40 euros, 20 mins bbbjcim) and a whole lot more comfortable. So unless you like the sleaze factor (and I fully understand if you do...) this can be a better option.

As for deep throat action, I again can not offer any specific recommendations that I have tried but I know that several of the candyshop girls claim to offer this.

http://sexy-candyshop.de/index/1,0

Fabienne from CS 2 looks like a good possibility to me. But again I have no personal experiences to offer. And I have been to candyshop and it is an up standing establishment IMO.

Deeep Throat-true DT that is-is, I find, a rare treat. Many girls that claim DT just take it to the back of the mouth and call it Deep Throat. As I am sure you will agree DT is a different experience entirely.

Let me know if I can be of further assistance

AM

[Deep Throat]

Hi all, I'll be in Berlin at the end of January and staying at the Park Inn Berlin in Mitte. I'm most interested in the Sex Kino's, can anyone tell me the best ones close to Mitte and how to get there? I'll be using public transport.

Also, I'm most interested in slow, sensual DEEP THROAT bbbj - any recommendations? I'm not stuck on using the sex kinos if anyone can recommend a good solid Deep Throat bbbj provider anywhere in Berlin.

Thanks!

[DkFatBastard]

Another Berlin Report

A couple of months ago I had the chance to go to Berlin for a whole week, so I planned to really do a lot of mongering. I especially wanted to try FKK Artemis again, as I had a good first experience there this summer.

I had my schedule all worked out beforehand, I wanted to go to Kamilla Dee on Monday & Tuesday in the hope of getting a session with Valentina, http://www.kamilla-dee.com/english/s...e/vale-e-1.htm, a tall young girl with big breasts, just my type :-) Then I would go to FKK Artemis every evening for the rest of the week, enjoying at least 2 session per day. It would be a great week, enough to get through the winter without mongering I hoped.

Monday I got to Kamilla Dee around 8 o’clock, but unfortunately Valentina wasn’t in the line up, but I didn’t wan’t to go without having a session. The lineup was mostly the over 30’s girls, with one exception, Marie http://www.kamilla-dee.com/english/s...ls/marie-e.htm. I really wasn’t that keen on Marie, but little Dkfatbastard wanted some action, so I chose to spend 45 minutes with Marie. That turned out to be a good decision, even though I can’t remember all the details off the sex, I remember it, not as a totally hot session, more like a very pleasant experience with a warm girl. There was lots of eye contact, but no DFK. Futhermore she had the finest pair of tits I have ever laid my hands on, I almost booked half an hour more, just to play with her breasts :-)

So Tuesday I decided to try one last time to meet Valentina at KD. This time the lineup consisted only of 2 girls, and luckily Valentina was one of them, so I booked her for 45 minutes, longer is a waste of money for a guy with my limited stamina. When she got back to room I discovered that big breasts were fake, but well done. I was disappointed, but her attitude made up for it. Again, I’m sorry that I can’t remember the details of the act itself, but 2 things I do remember, she gave a lot of kisses with plenty of tongue and some good cowgirl action.

Wednesday disaster struck. I had gotten a cold, so no more mongering this week, no FKK Artemis for me, only sightseeing.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Angus Magee]

Thanks for taking one for the team!

You have an eye for detail and it shows in your report.

I'm usually so over stimulated when I have a session, I can't remember much about what is going on while it is going on.

Yes I like the detail(as well the tail...) and I enjoy to write the reports. But it says something about the session when writing the report is the best part. These things happen though and I have learned that it is much more useful to look forwards rather than backwards.

[Jackyo]

Thanks for taking one for the team!

You have an eye for detail and it shows in your report.

I'm usually so over stimulated when I have a session, I can't remember much about what is going on while it is going on.

[Angus Magee]

http://www.topluder.de/resources.html

Ahh-taking one for the team...

Having waited a week or so for a response to my last inquiry I decided finally to bite the bullet and take one for the team. In the interest of furthering this fine database.

Results are mixed. Ania just left and I am semi-satisfied.

First the good:

The phone girl, Eve I think her name is, was top notch. She speaks very good English and we made the appointment at 19:20 for 20:00. She then called back 5 mins. later to tell me that Ania was running a bit late and could we make the appointment at 20:30. Fine with me as it gave me another half hour of anticipation.

Punctuality and discretion. Very good. Ania was announced with a phone call at 20:28 from the phone girl. She did not ring the bell and no burly driver arrived at the door with her as promised on the web site for first time callers. I appreciated this as my neighbors are still very much active at 20:30 and a big burly driver with a petite wisp of a girl just screams ESCORT!!!

Appearance and accuracy of web photos. Very good for both. Ania is a VERY hot teen (19, not 18 as in the ad but totally believable as 18) and the pics are, if anything, a little less hot than she is in person.

What can I say... In person she is a perfect "spinner". Around 5' (153cm), and probably a bit less that 100 lbs. (45kg) she has small breasts, slim girlish hips and beautiful long blond hair. The following two pics show her the most accurately

http://www.topluder.de/a5.jpg
http://www.topluder.de/a3.jpg

She is Polish, speaks good German and no English. In person she wore more make up, which she could do without, and her breasts were perfect little teeny tits capped by beautiful pointy nips which almost poked through her camisole, unfortunately for the wrong reason, it is cold here in Berlin tonight, as you will see... Her ass...well...perfection!

The Bad :-(

Service. She is a starfish, to borrow the Thai board term, a bit nicer than dead fuck.
Yes boys, it is unfortunate but true. She is a hottie but with terrible service. Let me expand on this as it is only fair.

Ania looked, as mentioned, great when she walked in the door. I was pleased. I took her coat and underneath she wore a little jeans mini skirt, sexy black "stay up" fishnets, knee high black boots and the aforementioned black camisole. V-nice!

I ushered her into the bedroom and could tell right away that she was not so comfortable being here. It was cold she said. Understandable as it is cold but I had put up the heat prior to her arrival and told her so. We sat on the bed and I tried to break the ice by a few dumb jokes in German and by warming her hands in mine. It worked a bit but still she seemed out of sorts.

So I decided to try the massage strategy and had her take off the skirt and camisole and put her on the massage table, which at least made her giggle. We started her face down and I massaged her back, paying great attention to her delectable ass and slipping the black G-string she wore aside for a peak at her tasty looking anus. She was squeaky clean and I licked a bit her ass cheeks, not wanting to scare her off by burying my tongue straight into her anus as I so wanted.

Then I flipped her over, motioned her down to the end of the table and took a seat in order to give her pussy a licking. Wow, what a pussy!!!. Totally shaved and smooth with a very tight "camel toe" appearance, it tasted clean and she was slightly wet. But after some mins. of licking she was completely silent. I looked up only to see her face turned away and screwed up like I was jamming a hot poker up her puss???

Now as you will see, I am a very understanding monger and I do not want to hurt the girls I see. But I was starting to sense that this was going to be a difficult session.

I suggested we move to the bed and she seemed relieved. Lying down Ania sat beside me, both naked now except for her fishnets, and kind of put her hand on top of Little Angus and jiggled him a bit.

Hummm...

I let this go on for about 30 secs. and then kind of touched her head and applied gentle pressure towards Little Angus-hint, hint. Not taken.

Not wanting to shove her head down but definitely wanting some head I tried the direct approach.

Suck, I said.

Down she went and took Little Angus, well, at least his head, in her mouth. Her little hand then started to furiously stroke as she applied short licks to the the head. Not very inspired and also not really working to get me hard. I let this go on for a minute or so and then pulled her hand away and started to fuck her mouth. Well this worked, sort of. Little Angus started to respond but growing but I had to forcibly keep her hand away (I held it on my balls;-) and as soon as I started to get into it and let her hand go, back it went to my dick and the bj slipped into insipidness.

Now, I am not 21 anymore. Then this poor technique probably would have worked just fine. But now, when I have to do this work Little Angus responds by getting soft as soon as the proper attention is no longer applied. Short of putting her on her back and fucking her face until I came(which I did consider), hands pinned, this was not going to work.

So I gave up on the bj and went for a fuck. I put her on her knees-literally as she was by this time completely compliant-stroked Little A the way he likes and applied a condom. I tried to put Little A in her, admittedly very tight, pussy but to no avail. By this time her compliance had turned to starfish and it was like trying to fuck a blow up doll (as I imagine it would feel;-)

No response from her and no help either. As I tried to enter her, pussy would kind of shrink away. Again, at 20 I could have just forced it in, but now,well, soon Little Angus was in no shape to enter a reluctant, very tight, young pussy. If you know what I mean. Nothing kills my libido quite as quickly as a reluctant partner. Perhaps I should give up the hobby...

So, to make a long story short I decided to go back to the bj and got Ania to do a passable job. At least Little A got hard and shot his load even if it was all over the bed spread despite my best efforts to shoot in her mouth. Shit. Now I have to wash the bed spread...

We finished a half hour into the hour long session. To her credit Ania did not try to jump up and run away but stayed. What to do. I kind of wanted to kick her out but then again she is so cute and at least maybe I could practice my German.

So I spent the next 15-20 mins. trying to finally get her to relax a bit. And it did work. Once the deed was done she visibly relaxed and even started to laugh at my dumb jokes. A lot came out in that 15-20 mins.. She is most definitely in the wrong job this girl. I consider it a small triumph that she even admitted to me how much she hated fucking strange men. And she hates bjs, cim, anal, kissing and even fucking unless it is with her boyfriend-who apparently knows about what she does for cash. Go figure.

With about 10 mins. left I figured as I had been so understanding she could help me with one more thing. Again with her reluctance, I had her sit over my face and diddle her own pussy (which she groaned about-and not in a good way...) while I worshipped her ass and brought myself to another orgasm. Small consolation, but it was something.

For a bad review I realize this is a bit lengthy. But it is fair, I feel, and balanced. Ania is a nice girl and REALLY hot. But she should not be in this profession. Her pics are accurate but the write up on the site is full of inaccuracies i.e.. her menu is no where near as full as is stated on the site. Really, If you are a young guy and all you want is to fuck a hot girl perhaps you will have fun. Otherwise I would give Ania a miss.

So in closing I would have to say, would I repeat. NO. In fact I would not use Topluder again as I feel they also must also take some responsibility as they have an inaccurate site and I would not trust what they have to say about the other girls on the site.

Thanks guys for reading and I look very much forward to Hautnah's reopening in February.

AM

[Angus Magee]

Hi,

I was hoping for a visit from one of the Hautnah girls but it seems that they have closed for their winter r&r back in Romania :-( Still, I guess it keeps them fresh.

I wonder if you might have any current tips on similar agencies here in Berlin. I really enjoy the young teen type girls (18+) offered by Hautnah.

Also do you have any intell on the following two agencies.

http://www.die-modelle.de/
http://www.topluder.de/

A couple of promising looking girls there but I hate to call a new agency with absolutely no info on performance.

Thanks in advance

AM