Berlin

[Kuldud2001]

Was in Berlin recently for 2 days on a pleasure trip.

Debated in mind whether to pursue high end escort or go for one of hte FKKs. Being on a somewhat tight budget could not afford both. This time the idea of quantity of quality prevailed. Like somebody has mentioned recently. Sometimes you just want to a few big macs or a simple buffet food to chose from rather than gourmet menu.

Had been to both these places in the past once as well.

First night landed in Berlin late evening and headed over to EBW for their happy hour. Their happy hour is like 8 pm to midnight for only 50 euros. Not a bad deal I thought and assumed it may be happy hour since many people would not be visiting. And boy was I wrong. There were at least 10-12 males at the time and no working girls. All the men were like around the buffet table or the tv room. Then one heavily tattooed girl arrived in the play room and all the men were surrounded her. Surprisingly she gave BBBJ to all. Was in play for about 30 minutes where she took turn to BJs and sex in missionary or from behind position. The same process almost repeated with the other girls. The good thing was that in the 3. 5 hours I was there. A total of 5 girls came to play so there was plenty to play. One of them was an old lady fully saggy but had the best service in BBBJ and kissing while the other girls were in the late 20's early 30's and were decent in service as well and scored 6-7's with one as a solid 8.

Second day reach AP early in the morning and again assumed it would be quiet so would get a good time. Was the first customer at 1115 right after opening. Was correct in assuming it would be quiet but there were no girls at all initially. At 1145 a girl scoring about 7 - fairly bulky though entered the play area and I was the only one. Did a fairly mechanical job but lasted a good 15-20 minutes. Until 1 there was no other girl around so had another shot with her. This time before the job gave her a nice long massage that also helped build up tempo for the next round. Did another mechanical round for 10 minutes or so. Took a break after that. At 130 another lady came in to play. She was definitely way past her prime. There was only one more guy in the play area but he did not seem interested with her. So I had her for a good 30-45 minutes by myself. She provided good service in teasing and massage and foreplay and leading to good action. After I was done. She asked if I could do one more. Was failry tired but she insisted to do a better job. Allowed her to a B2B massage for a while and then had a nice long handjob with oil. That's the only way I would have completed.

Strange thing at AP was that there were two other females. An old Thai lady and a fairly young and nice girl in her late 20's but they both said 30 for service. That was a new to me since this was expected to be a flat rate. May be they are only there for working for all inclusive certain times of the day and before and after that lurk around trying to find customer to pay the extra.

[ThatGuy23]

Will be traveling to Berlin soon and thought I would spend a couple of days at Artemis, but the reviews are mixed with many comments about older, tattooed women.

I'll still give it a shot, but if I'm disappointed on a Thursday afternoon, perhaps I'll spend Friday elsewhere?

Any other place you can recommend in Berlin to go and see the girls, rather than just blurred face pictures on a website? Doesn't have to be an FKK. Looking for younger, petite, natural women. Preferably busty, but natural preferred.

If not, what agency will I have the best luck with this?

Thank you.

[Zen Monger]

Hello guys,

This is my first post and I am looking forward to write reports about my coming adventures.

I will be in Berlin for few days next week for work and I was looking for good outcall service to my hotel. I was looking at few agencies like escort77 and fame escorts, photos and services look promising but I am not sure about reality, any recommendation? Also I saw view profiles on KM and there were plenty of them there but I wanted to know if anybody has good experiences with any of these escorts or agencies that could share?

P / S: I speak German as my third language, thus is not problem for me to contact any of these escorts.

Thanks.

I have never tried either agency but by reputation they seem okay. A little over priced in my opinion though. I have had pretty good results with anonymescort. The girl change often though so it is difficult to give a recommendation. Most girls seem to come through every 4 months or so and stay maybe 2 weeks. The booking procedure works best over whatsapp / sms and I recommend an early rather than a late appointment. The later you book the more chance the girl will be running late. If a customer books extra hours they will usually just push your appointment ahead and if you are lucky, they will send a message.

Good luck.

[Tintin1]

Hello guys,

This is my first post and I am looking forward to write reports about my coming adventures.

I will be in Berlin for few days next week for work and I was looking for good outcall service to my hotel. I was looking at few agencies like escort77 and fame escorts, photos and services look promising but I am not sure about reality, any recommendation? Also I saw view profiles on KM and there were plenty of them there but I wanted to know if anybody has good experiences with any of these escorts or agencies that could share?

P / S: I speak German as my third language, thus is not problem for me to contact any of these escorts.

Thanks.

You might read the reports on Lusthaus. It will give you some very current girls and agencies. In fact, why an agency. Why not go on Berlin Intim, pick the lady you like, double check her reviews and then do "take out".

[Smakdown]

Hello guys,

This is my first post and I am looking forward to write reports about my coming adventures.

I will be in Berlin for few days next week for work and I was looking for good outcall service to my hotel. I was looking at few agencies like escort77 and fame escorts, photos and services look promising but I am not sure about reality, any recommendation? Also I saw view profiles on KM and there were plenty of them there but I wanted to know if anybody has good experiences with any of these escorts or agencies that could share?

P / S: I speak German as my third language, thus is not problem for me to contact any of these escorts.

Thanks.

[Lllbrack]

I have a question about Monis Sex Kino II. Does anyone know if the older German lady who greets guests and answers phones also provides a service? Is she one of the girls too?

[Zen Monger]

Yes, ceertainly plenty of GG action on the trade show floor. No reason not to do both. They're very close to each other on the west side of Berlin.

Just go to pornhub and search Venus Berlin. This will give you a reasonable idea of what Venus is about. IMO it is a little overpriced. Save those euros for actual pooning not just dreaming about it with a bunch of other guys.

[BatStroke]

So King George has revamped its website and saying they have a new team etc etc. Wanted to know if this is a flat-rate club like AP / ERW? Or would you have to pay per play and / or for spasscoins? Anyone here been before, is it any good?

[Nooky Ninja]

The new fucked up generation; cash is not enough. They need LIKES on their Instagram account. I guess you forgot this part; you let her down. Never forget dopamine.

Well maybe you right. But in this case, it is really just Instascam.

Just avoid Royale and their ridiculous prices. Plenty of equal talent elsewhere, from Berlin veteran / veternarian. Sayonara amigos.

[BatStroke]

Hi fellow mongers,

I will be in Germany this month and was wondering if anyone could share some info on the best flat rate clubs / party treffs in Germany? Something similar to ERW or AP where it's a flat fee all you can fuck kind of place (non of the fun coin bullshit, but a straight up good time instead). Anywhere in Germany as I should be able to take the train. Also any good GB or orgy partys that are great in the country.

Any and all info is much appreciated. Thanks!

[ZimmerBaby]

Ninja come out of retirement briefly to comment on Royale.

Avoid it, boycott it.

The new fucked up generation; cash is not enough. They need LIKES on their Instagram account. I guess you forgot this part; you let her down. Never forget dopamine.

[Sailor501]

Insomia will have a Venus October 17, I won't be able to make it, but it should be a good party, I looked up the guest list and there seems to be a lot of women going, I won't be able to make it, but it should be a good party, Tessa said she's going which made it a wild party, the food should be extra special too hope you guys enjoy, could be difficult to get in call ahead and get a reservation if you can.

[Sailor501]

Went to the new place today, it's definitely not the Playboy club, nor are there playboy bunnies there, ring the bell at club 44 door, and they let you in. €88 you stay there the whole day, and night until 11 PM, all the beer you can drink, and all the fat women you can fuck.

[Nooky Ninja]

Ninja come out of retirement briefly to comment on Royale.

Avoid it, boycott it.

In very recent past, went with Amy. 45 min, agreed to 180 ! , allegedly for kiss and BJ, but mostly because of magnificent, epic boobs. But too young and clueless. Super expensive starfish.

Had feeling she deliberately slowed things down almost to avoid the good stuff. Way too much time just stroking. Ninja broke 2 self rules because of boob fever; never pay silly prices, and never go with girl under 27.

Just got it over with, and then told management this is just ridiculous at any price, and more so at this. Asked for 20 or 10 back. Management could not because "rent has increased". Ninja say never again.

Rooms nice but not double so nice as other places, and Ninja does make sex with furniture (although after this, may consider). Girls no different than any good ones at Liberty, van Kampen, Mon Rouge, lots of indies, for typically 120 for 45 min all in.

Urge all to avoid completely to try to bring prices down as Royale has become absurd. Ninja take one for troops, now back to retirement home in Osaka on Kammakazi Airlines.

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Similarly, Venus Flytrap is silly, sad porn & toys industry meetup. People go once if they go and never again. All just goofy hype for public too timid to walk on wild side. Get photo with porn star, to show the kids?

Have heard sometimes after evening invite parties can get a little wilder, but why bother when you can have the real deal a whopping 5 minutes away plus pool, sauna, food etc.

[Sailor501]

Yes, ceertainly plenty of GG action on the trade show floor. No reason not to do both. They're very close to each other on the west side of Berlin.

Best day to go Saturday, Worth it if you never been there, went last year, not going this year.