Berlin

[Jan 156]

Anni Porsche.

Paid the entrance fee, given a locker key and towel. Go inside and feel seriously underwhelmed. The advert is even sitting on the bar: "14 girls" etc etc. I can see one (who is being shagged rather lifelessly). Big tv projection screen with football; several guys sitting around in towels. I ask the guy at the 'bar' (which is barely more than a cubbyhole of a reception desk with two stools), So how many girls are on?? He looks puzzled as if trying to count a difficultly large number. Eventually he replies "one" and adds, "and another one coming".

The generous and varied bar menu advertised on the wall clearly hasn't been stocked. He takes his time peering into the cupboard like he's half-blind (which I'm sure he isn't). Most things are not there. I settle for a glass of wine after refusing his offer of beer.

A chatty, bouncy girl appears and disappears. After a bit, Miss Lifelessly is sitting on the bed alone so I go and join her. Her manner is very mechanical so I give her a back rub to try and get some flow going. Not much success. She is quite petite but older than she first appears. She doesn't do oral, even with the obligatory condom. And she only does one position (doggy).

Miss Chatty joins us on the bed with another monger who cuddles her. She doesn't allow her tits to be touched but is pleasant enough otherwise. A third guy joins in after some encouragement. It certainly doesn't live up to the wonderful Anni Porsche philosophy or line up. I figure the best way to enjoy myself is to imagine I'm somewhere else. I think the two girls do that anyway. Unless you've never been to a sex party and find the idea alone thrilling, Anni Porsche was bottom of the barrell as far as I'm concerned.

Zwanglos III.

Paid the entrance fee, went in. Empty except for two other guys and the pleasantly chatty barmaid. The venue is a big step up from Anni Porsche but again it's OTT advertising that promises an exciting time all day today and there's no women there. Eventually a grumpy faced elderly woman appears, sits at the far end of the bar for a bit then leaves.

Pleasant atmosphere overall but nothing remotely sexual.

Club44.

Sex Kino round the corner from Anni Porsche. A few Euros entry. Two very unattractive ladies on patrol. One of them is morbidly overweight. The 'cinema' has some very poor quality porno projection on the wall and four seating booths. Two of them are 'double' so I choose a single one to decide on a course of action as there won't be room for the very large lady to try it on. She does however come over to offer me a beer, her hand touching mine is exceedingly soft and I'm almost tempted, but she disappears. There are a couple of brothel-type rooms vacant adjoining. The other unattractive woman has just finished eating her dinner or whatever in the lobby hall. I pass.

I know I should have gone to a respectable FKK but I thought I'd look around. Sorry nothing much positive to report.

[JenSj]

I had a couple of bookings with Krypton in Berlin. I liked Josephine and Amy a lot. Not cheap, it was worth the price for me. One time it happened that I met a girl and instantly we knew it would not work. You know when you meet somebody and there is just some weirdness between us. She was cute but not experienced enough to overplay it. I gave her 50 euro for a cap and called it a day. I think it is just important to recognize these situations fast and just accept it.

Overall Krypton is a clear go from me, lots of nice girls on the site. Will test their girls in Munich in May and maybe write a report.

So just to give my experience with Krypton. A few months ago I had a booking with one girl. Laila. She is well reviewed on a forum. She cancelled because she developed "influenza". They gave me a days notice, but I didn't see email till next day. I asked for Ronja, who a few hours prior to appointment also cancelled secondary to family emergency. So they sent pic of another "reserve" girl. She is no longer with agency. She came late at night and was a gem! Was an actual model, I had a great time with her.

My point, research is essential. Did Evelyn have any reviews? Sometimes even with reviews it pays to take a chance, as it worked out for me. I'm sorry this happened to you, you win some, and you lose some. Don't let this hinder you. Don't be afraid to take chance in future. Absolutely, krypton should rectify this. Why did you not just pay her 100 and end the appointment?

[HeyGray]

Hi Gatsby67,

Can you please tell us how it works there? Is this one on one only? What is the total cost and what is included?

I am a regular here. Unlikely to find any young stunners, but all the ladies are friendly and most provide good service.

Russian Katja does a great BJ. Nicole also one of my favourites. I like that you can walk up and down the stairs and have a quick look before deciding who to pick. Can get busy at peak times.

[Gatsby67]

I am a regular here. Unlikely to find any young stunners, but all the ladies are friendly and most provide good service.

Russian Katja does a great BJ. Nicole also one of my favourites. I like that you can walk up and down the stairs and have a quick look before deciding who to pick. Can get busy at peak times.

Any current news and opinions about Freudenhaus Hase Laufhaus? Most which I found here are rather old, including the ones about girls who doesn't work there anymore.

[MumbaiFun1]

I tried recently Airport Girls their Happy Hour flat rate deal (€60, all-you-can-fuck between 11 and 4) is one of the best in Berlin. If you have a tight budget, time to kill and, like me, want some variety, it is a no-brainer.

So I got there at 11:45 and left at 3:30. There is about six guys and eight girls. The entrance is discreet enough that any body sees you getting in or out and easy to get to from the airport. Well, once my way through the hour-long trip in the S bahn. Anyway, got in, changed and head up for the bar. I met a fellow punter from London which was great as it can feel lonely in there, even though you are surrounded by people.

Right away, there is Isabella and she is welcoming like there is no tomorrow. She brings me to the lounge area where there is a pole. I sit down and she reaches straight to my junk, not in a creepy nymphomaniac kind of way, but somewhat playfully. And she asks me if I want to go in with her and another girl but I froze. A brothel is already a lot to handle as come from Canada and prostitution is illegal. If you want sex, you either need a GF or a one night stand after bar night and most threesome stories your buddies will tell you are likely 'wishful thinking' they have. In retrospect, I should have agree to the threesome but, oh well. I go in the room with her. Second shock, they do not close the door once you are inside. It is weird because it is one thing to watch porn and another to know that people can watch you while your are doing it. Anyway, let's get to the real meat of this report.

1. Isabella:

Overall: 8/10.

Look: 6/10.

She looks in her 30's and Romanian. Petite and slim and back hair. Really approachable personality, will definitely come to you.

Foreplay: 7/10.

She gave a convincing foreplay.

BJ: 6/10.

Okay but nothing to write about.

Attitude: 10/10.

She was upbeat, playful and really wanted me to have a good time.

Sex: 8/10.

Nothing I did not have before but excellent back arching (and stays that way) while doing it doggy and she would play with my balls simultaneously.

2. Daria (or is it Daniella).

Overall: 6/10.

Looks: 6/10.

A bit more chubby but not in a bad way, maybe German and approachable body language.

Foreplay: 2/10.

No real foreplay, just a quick rub of my inner thighs.

BJ: 4/10.

Poor BJ, I asked her to stop (and I'm a BJ guy- more about that later).

Attitude: 8/10.

Laziness aside, her attitude (not energy) is great because she gets in the moment.

Sex: 7/10.

Actually good if you do not mind lazy. Those into fucking 'sleeping' chicks would love her.

Notes: She is willing, genuinely tries to enjoy the dick (does not go straight away into fake moaning mode) and will tenderly look you in the eyes while you fuck her (a big plus for me). There were no kisses but her mindset makes it as close to GFE as one can hope given the restrictions. One thing though. She is one LAZY fuck (an irony, coming from me), because she tried to get me to fuck her missionary three ways. Whenever I would suggest doggy, cowgirl or else that requires her not to remain laying on her back, she would get me to try another variant of missionary. Again, I had to jerk myself to completion.

3. Morelina (or something like that).

Overall: 3/10.

Looks: 5/10.

Also chubby, petite and I believe Romanian.

Foreplay: N/ A.

Fore'what'? Either you do it or you don't. Just don't do a single wave motion accompanied with a single lousy moan. I fe.

T as though she started wiping me then realized midway through that I am not a countertop.

BJ: -1/10.

Oh heavens it was bad. I know that I can do better if I wanted to (not happening though guys). Not mediocre, bad, just plain bad! You know in high school, that girl that tries to blow you but does it so slow you loose your boner. Same thing, with a side order of Grumpy cat attitude.

Attitude: 3/10.

Where do I start? First, in the lounge, she was grumpy to everyone. I really wanted her because I dig the rebelious type. But she was not rebelicious, just bitter of life, maybe understandably.

Sex: 4/10.

Frustratingly underwhelming. I give her 4 points thought because her pussy was moist and welcomingly warm, womb-like. It will bring the fond memories of your childhood, bedside stories, the smell of your mom's cooking, yada yada and make you question whether you may have the Oedipus complex. Well maybe not really but you get my drift. Her pussy was ready for landing.

Notes: Overall a really bad experience. If you are a virgin, confused with your sexuality, DO NOT see her first. She will have you believe you are into dudes so much I felt 'meh' after having sex with her. I left the room barely five minute into our session and was too distraught to even jerk myself to completion.

4. Selena or Serena.

Overall: 8/10.

Looks: 8/10.

I mean, tight body, petite but with respectable curves, firm round breasts and she would hum Spanish songs while stroking.

Foreplay: 7/10.

Will kiss your body up and down before going for the BJ.

BJ: 9/10.

The only reason why I did not give 10 is that I only do so if the girls both suck my balls and it ends swallows. That said, she did an amazing job.

Attitude: 7/10.

Sex: 7/10.

Notes: The BJ was phenomenons. She sucked my dick for about 30 seconds before putting the rubber on. She would go all the way down until she kind of gag'd on it. I am just average size so I think it was likely a fake gag but, coupled with her fake dribbling saliva sloppiness, it made my ego sore and my dick happy. She also had a way of looking at me while doing it. Most girls just suck but she actually (as far as I knew) enjoyed blowing me. Sex was good but we barely fucked for a few minutes and the attitude was okay. She does not give the 'me love you long time' look but give her a dick and she will work it. Also, she made me come like a boss. In the end, she removed the condom and gave me an awesome handjob, so wet with lube, a real pro with her hands and had me come in less than three minutes while she looked at my dick (I would have preferred eye to eye contact but her thing worked nevertheless).

Anyway, long story but an idea of what can happen at Airport Girls. Even though some seemed like fuck, for €60, it was well worth it. That said, I will not go there again as I need to be able to spend more continuous time with one girl rather than going for quantity. Next time, I will just pay more for a single escort, that does everything GFE.

It was also a good investment as I now know that I simply am a BJ / Handjob type of guy. I think I may just to lazy a dude to enjoy full intercourse. I really get bored when we did anyting other than BJ.

I am looking forward my Mumbai trip Apparently, they are standard 30-60 minutes blowjobs and the girls are reputed to be really skilled.

Anyway, I hope the review of some of the girls helped and ask me anything about the place if you want.

[AdweyLand]

Hey,

I was wondering if someone could maybe give me some recommendations for sites that are used in Germany.

[SmileyN]

Hi mates!

I have from lunch and four hours tomorrow available for fun. Any good suggestions? I was thinking a sex party, the lineup at EW looks much better than AP, but comments here says the lineup can't be trusted?

Alternative Monies sex cinema or look for some street fun?

[Jack91]

Any current news and opinions about Freudenhaus Hase Laufhaus? Most which I found here are rather old, including the ones about girls who doesn't work there anymore.

[Nimble Monkey]

Thank you so much, actually I didn't find reviews about her. I asked her to end the meeting and return 1/2 of the money but she didn't accept and I have the feeling we will start to fight.

Eventually, I let her to go with all money and at the same night I booked a great GFE lady from escort Berlin and spent unforgotten time for 3 hours.

I have seen her pics, Evelyn is hot, but that sympathy bullshit is nonsense. She should not be in this biz. They should give you some concession. Try waaayfare. Lilith is nice, I would like to see Phoenix next time I'm in town. Anna from krypton has great reviews.

[MyPlan69]

If she advertises on an escort site and takes 550 Euro without having sex it's clearly fraud.

I live in Berlin and I know different escorts, this is just incredible.

Why didn't you call the police? And I hope you made a strong complaint at the escort-company kryptonescort.

Thank you Karat!

I don't like problems while travelling, I have learned a lot from this incident.

[MyPlan69]

So just to give my experience with Krypton. A few months ago I had a booking with one girl. Laila. She is well reviewed on a forum. She cancelled because she developed "influenza". They gave me a days notice, but I didn't see email till next day. I asked for Ronja, who a few hours prior to appointment also cancelled secondary to family emergency. So they sent pic of another "reserve" girl. She is no longer with agency. She came late at night and was a gem! Was an actual model, I had a great time with her.

My point, research is essential. Did Evelyn have any reviews? Sometimes even with reviews it pays to take a chance, as it worked out for me. I'm sorry this happened to you, you win some, and you lose some. Don't let this hinder you. Don't be afraid to take chance in future. Absolutely, krypton should rectify this. Why did you not just pay her 100 and end the appointment?

Thank you so much, actually I didn't find reviews about her. I asked her to end the meeting and return 1/2 of the money but she didn't accept and I have the feeling we will start to fight.

Eventually, I let her to go with all money and at the same night I booked a great GFE lady from escort Berlin and spent unforgotten time for 3 hours.

[Nimble Monkey]

She said sex is not a must in escorting, sex is OK if there is chemistry between us.

So just to give my experience with Krypton. A few months ago I had a booking with one girl. Laila. She is well reviewed on a forum. She cancelled because she developed "influenza". They gave me a days notice, but I didn't see email till next day. I asked for Ronja, who a few hours prior to appointment also cancelled secondary to family emergency. So they sent pic of another "reserve" girl. She is no longer with agency. She came late at night and was a gem! Was an actual model, I had a great time with her.

My point, research is essential. Did Evelyn have any reviews? Sometimes even with reviews it pays to take a chance, as it worked out for me. I'm sorry this happened to you, you win some, and you lose some. Don't let this hinder you. Don't be afraid to take chance in future. Absolutely, krypton should rectify this. Why did you not just pay her € 100 and end the appointment?

[MyPlan69]

Only chat and talk? Damn that's pretty disgusting paying someone 550 Euros only for Chat. If I wanted a chat or talk with someone I would get professional treatment) and what was her excuse?

She said sex is not a must in escorting, sex is OK if there is chemistry between us.

[MyPlan69]

I still think you need to contact the manager and tell him what occuredd 550 is a big amount without sex.

I've tried to contact the manager but no answer.

I'll never try this escort again.

[Karat]

The girl said during meeting that she is not prostitute and sex is only possible when having sympathy!

If she advertises on an escort site and takes 550 Euro without having sex it's clearly fraud.

I live in Berlin and I know different escorts, this is just incredible.

Why didn't you call the police? And I hope you made a strong complaint at the escort-company kryptonescort.