Berlin

[Tresleches]

Went to Avarus last night for their orgy party. Signed up through joy clubde and received and $10 discount for $80 total. Pretty easy to get there. Just got on the underground to seestrabe. It's only a block of so away and it's part of a big building where the first several floors are a fitness center, then a billiards floor and finally averus is on the top floor.

There was several people already waiting at 7 pm when they opened up. They let people in groups in assuming so there was enough time to change and not having a full on rush all at once. You get a key to the locker rooms and change. Some things were anywhere from naked to sexy dresses. Most the men were in shorts and a shirt. A couple fully dressed in a nice half suit. Once changed you give your key to the bar and they hold it until you leave.

The first room is the bar lounge area. The bar has a full selection of drinks including beer and cocktails. Behind the bar is the separate smoke room. Off to the right is the restrooms, showers, hot tub and both a dry and wet sauna. Left side of the rooms are the play rooms. Plenty of space with a gyno chair, sex swing, several beds and a separate room with bed as well.

The first hour or so it just having drinks and socializing. I spoke to a few people but not being a native speaker conversations for me were limited. Really lively crowd otherwise. About an hour in a few girls went to the playrooms and guys started circling up. BBBJ's were readily available and all sec was with condoms on. It seemed to go on in waves. Lots of women getting gangbanged and also people going one on on or in private threesomes in the separate bedroom. I did notice several women there who were there to entirety of the night but never going in to play. Just hanging out and enjoying the drinks. It was my first time here so I'm not sure if that's normal or not. All in all for the price it was a great time. I got three fucks in and had ample whiskey so for the price for the five hours I was there it was a great night all around.

[Mcfucking]

Hey there, is a brothel literally around the corner from lsd sexkino in Kantstraße 130-134. Does anybody know the name of the brothel and / or website?

[Jesnglesez]

Smakdown, as you are not able to provide information about the prices of VeronicaXwild, I intend to preserve her own information from KM.

VeronicaXwild asks for 160 E per hour + Taxi, a date starts with a minimum of 2 h.

https://www.kaufmich.com/VeronicaXwild

Okay I also recommend this woman. Booked her for 3 hours through KM (kaufmich). Was a little bit hard to get an appointment, because she seems to be busy with sidejob and study. It obvious that she is private and not a professional. Her look and styling is beautiful and not too much artificially.

Girlfriend experience is very high. Very sensual and sloppy blowjob. She brings along a toy and you can watch her use it herself. Good kissing, lovely face. Hot booty. Good doggy performance.

Its 320/2 h or 450/3 h. Price is very okay, because she is really 20 years (she showed me her ID because I told her she looks younger and I don't wanted to get any problems with german law).

Meet her as long as we still can!

[Cocoblush]

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[Tintin1]

I didn't feel like going to Artemis because the boys at Lusthaus all mentioned how much the overall quality had dropped over the years. And I also wanted to look for new places worth mentioning. I like to go for new things. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

At least the stupid prizes come with a happy ending!

As to Lusthaus, I've said it in other forums, the locals ***** way more about looks. When you go to the same club regularly, the level of beauty seems to drop. The "look" of the girls seems similar, body type, face, hair etc and after you've been a few times, and maybe your regular lady isn't there, we men ***** about no 9's and 10's. If you want model level, then you really need to shop on Berlin intim. If you're looking for easy sex, and don't want to do a lot of research, and walk around / drive around to different parts of the city hoping that when you open the door the chemistry will click, there is something soul satisfying about an FKK.

It's a philosophical question. Yes the grass is always greener elsewhere, but even on slow nights, I've found a decent lady in most of the FKKs to take upstairs. I always find someone willing to offer anal, I've always found a CIM offer and while I avoid it, I've seen enough of the girls walk around hand in hand to know that 2 girl shows are possible. I don't know if that's a stupid game but I am happy with "the prize".

[EisFlamme]

Another idea in Berlin is to go to Artemis, not "fabulous" but a two girl show for an hour might be cheaper than that, and you clearly can see the merch before you buy. Check out the FKK Artemis thread.

I didn't feel like going to Artemis because the boys at Lusthaus all mentioned how much the overall quality had dropped over the years. And I also wanted to look for new places worth mentioning. I like to go for new things. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[Berger99]

I Wonder if I can get address of the main sex house in Berlin and.

List of the best steet hookers places to see and maybe meet sex workers.

Thanks a lot.

[Tintin1]

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At this point I give up, the war is lost and 5 minutes later I am back on the street, frustrated and hungry. My phone tells me that the whole thing had lasted just 40 minutes.

In conclusion: I wasted 300 Euro on a hard earned orgasm with 2, technically 2,3 (if we consider Jasmin's actual weight) girls. So what did we learn?

2. I am a fucking idiot for listening to Bob.

3. The place besides my hotel makes a pretty good Schnitzel. I needed that after all this bullshit.

Happy hunting.

Thank you for this. The 'failed Bobs' are almost as valuable as the successful trysts for the rest of us, and thank you for being brave enough to tell the tale. I looked over at the photos out of curiousity and had a thought that many of my 'failed Bob stories' begin when the door opens and the ladies looks nothing like the photos. Fatter, older, thicker etc. I wonder why we don't just say "Wrong Door". I see that in some reports on Lusthaus that the guy just says, NEIN and goes away. Next time you look on Berlin Intim, look for the section Meine Leistungen which describes the full range of acts. I think the lack of info on these two ladies might be a warning sign, but then again, until someone is brave enough to step up and Take One for the Team and report it, then the rest of us don't know.

Another idea in Berlin is to go to Artemis, not "fabulous" but a two girl show for an hour might be cheaper than that, and you clearly can see the merch before you buy. Check out the FKK Artemis thread.

[EisFlamme]

Hi guys,

Its been a while.

You know these night in which everything is perfect? The girl is hot, the sex amazing and the weather is gorgeous? Well, tonight was not one of these.

I blame my dick, a dreamer and hopeless optimist. But before I go into details, let's give my dick a name. I don't want to write "Dick" all the time. Let's call him "Bob".

After days of meeting Bob was starved and bored. He wanted to plan and blow off some steam. So we started to search the web, looking for the one which would give us that much needed happy ending. Then I found an ad by Kim and Jasmin, promising a hot tryst with two beautiful ladies (https://www.berlinintim.de/lesben-pa...0.html?t=Xr0EW). Looking at these pictures me and Bob got excited, it had been ages since we had a threesome.

I wasn't able to find anything about these 2 in the web but I wasn't bothered by it. As I mentioned before, Bob is an optimist. And I like to try out new things, there is always something to learn.

A phonecall later I had set up a date. 280 Euro for 1 hour, for additional 20 Euro I could blow a second load; a lesbian show was included, fingering and DATY were based on sympathy. And according to the ad neither one smoked which is always important to me.

On my way to their place I kept on getting nice messages and by the time we get off the Taxi I am pretty excited. While I wait for them to pick me up it starts to rain. "Don't worry!" says Bob "We are having a threesome with 2 hot girls!" And then they arrived.

Kim was a cheerful blonde, looked ok and had a smoking body. Jasmin was a brunette, looked meh and had a. Body. It didn't even look close to what I had seen in the pictures. You know how the camera always adds a few pounds? In her case the camera took away quite a number of pounds. "Don't worry!" says Bob "We are having a threesome with 1 hot girl and her girlfriend!

I agreed, especially since their cheerful attitude made me hope for a great evening. Kim and Jasmin lead me to a house around the corner. Their apartment looks messy and I smell cigarettes. Well, no kissing I guess. Slowly I am wondering whether I should just leave. But bob is having none of it. "Don't worry!" says Bob "We are having a threesome with 1 hot girl and her girlfriend!" And so we stay.

I pay the 300 Euro, hoping for 2 epic finishs. While they undress I head to the bath to take a shower. The towel is more like a towelette and the bathtub had seen better days. It also could have used some Draino. By now, Bob is getting nervous but he is too proud to admit that we might have made a mistake.

The mattress is thin and worn out. By now we are all naked and I see that I completely underestimated Jasmin's weight. Also, both bodies are heavily tattooed, not like the ones in the pictures. I don't mind tattoos but it is clear that the pictures were fake. Anyway, it's too late, might as well finish this.

While Kim takes a shower, Jasmin starts a CBJ. It actually feels good: Little use of hands, lots of tongue and eye contact, just the way I like it. Kim enters the room, lies down beside me and presses her boobs into my face. They are fake but I don't care. Her body is firm, with a nice ass and I start to relax.

Then the moaning starts. It doesn't sound bored. No, it sounds as if both of them are dubbing an 80's porn movie: Loud, fake and cringeworthy. I try to distract myself by grabbing Kim and taking her doggiestyle. My focus on her peach-like butt is being challenged by Jasmin, who tries some sorry excuse of a dirty talk while stroking me. Then she wants me to fuck her. Despite all I would like to DATY first but I drop the plan because they both murmur something about "please not too much" and because Jasmin feels like she hasn't shaved in a few days.

I should mention that not only is Bob a dreamer but he is also a fucking wimp. By now he had realized that he messed up big time and does what Bob always does in these situations: he retreats. Bob is getting limb the moment I lay down on Jasmin for some missionary. At least Kim is playing with Jasmin's tits but it's hopeless: Bob is gone.

Kim and Jasmin realize that making me come will require a bit more work. They make me lie on my back and Kim starts to jerk poor Bob like a maniac while I get to suck on Jasmin's titties. They were fake too BTW. Fearing that Kim will rip off my precious foreskin I decide to finish things myself. I tell Kim to go into cowgirl position. While I thrust like crazy I try to imagine any porn actress I ever fancied and finally Bob grudgingly decided to pop by; I come.

Kim goes to the bathroom and Jasmin gives me a surprisingly good massage. But after a while I can't help but notice that Kim is not returning. Jasmin tells me to take a shower und I think that it will be followed by a round of group cuddling since the hour is not over yet. Instead both of them are dressed again by the time I am back. Upon my question about the promised lesbian show Kim tells me "Well, you got that during the fuck. " I believe that she referred to the 20 seconds of her playing with Jasmin's tits.

At this point I give up, the war is lost and 5 minutes later I am back on the street, frustrated and hungry. My phone tells me that the whole thing had lasted just 40 minutes.

In conclusion: I wasted 300 Euro on a hard earned orgasm with 2, technically 2,3 (if we consider Jasmin's actual weight) girls. So what did we learn?

1. Bob is a fucking pussy who is not able to admit when he fucked up.

2. I am a fucking idiot for listening to Bob.

3. The place besides my hotel makes a pretty good Schnitzel. I needed that after all this bullshit.

Happy hunting.

[Viktor33]

Hi everyone,

I will be in Berlin this coming Thursday with my girlfriend and we want to try something kinky. So we have opted for a threesome involving two ladies (my girlfriend and a girl I will pay) and me. The problem is. I have a tight budget and looking for something that can fir fit around 150 Euro for an hour (all-inclusive, taxi, sex.) I will be in Alexandra Platz.

Any help please guy?

Thank you.

[NutellaO]

https://www.ngel-massagen.de/de

I was in Berlin last year and had an incredible time with Ngel and it's sister location, Paris no. 5. The same girls work at each locations I think, just depends on the day. I had a session with Jasmine and Evelina and they were both amazing. Even beyond the sex component, it was a very soothing massage LOL. They were both very friendly with being touched just don't push it, build up to it and don't be a total fiend. It is expensive compared to what 150 euros gets you on the cheap outcall sites, but I think it is a really good palate cleanser and especially good on a cold winter night. I will absolutely be back every time I visit Berlin.

For what it is worth, Paris no. 5 was in a less conspicuous location and a little closer to the you bahn stop. I don't a single word of German beyond what Google Translate tells me, and I had absolutely no problem using the public transportation. Everyone speaks English and the trains are super intuitive with helpful signs everywhere. Don't waste your time or money on taxis!

[Marco81]

It's been almost 2 years and I know my fav massage club from back then (relax61) does not exist anymore. So does anyone have some new recommendations in the same area with the same good atmosphere and ladies?

Thanks.

[Diet Coke]

Hi guys,

I'm fairly new to Berlin, but I've made a few pit stops at some massage parlors and have not been disappointed. I'd recommend Ekstase to anyone who's interested, great selection, clean, prompt service, never had an issue with the menu etc etc. What I am curious about though is a club that I've noticed a couple of times called Butterfly, Bordell Butterfly or Butterfly 138. I've not seen much information on it anywhere aside from their site, which is thread bare and doesn't really give any details. I was wondering if anyone here might have had some experience there.

http://butterfly138.de/index.htm

I looked at website. Pretty unless info and pics not much better. Anybody go there please report.

[TeFab456]

I can recommend this highly attractive young lady from Rio de Janeiro. Amazing skin, great figure. Somehow reserved in the beginning, but that can change. No English, unfortunately. 130 for the hour.

https://www.berlinintim.de/privatmod...6.html?t=XWWOW

There has obviously been an increase of Brazilian apartment girls recently in Berlin, so there is more to explore, I guess.

[Dogen]

Hi guys,

I'm fairly new to Berlin, but I've made a few pit stops at some massage parlors and have not been disappointed. I'd recommend Ekstase to anyone who's interested, great selection, clean, prompt service, never had an issue with the menu etc etc. What I am curious about though is a club that I've noticed a couple of times called Butterfly, Bordell Butterfly or Butterfly 138. I've not seen much information on it anywhere aside from their site, which is thread bare and doesn't really give any details. I was wondering if anyone here might have had some experience there.