Berlin

[Angus Magee]

I have a question for some experts here. What are the risks for Bareback blowjob for me? Should I get tested or something.

Hi,

It depends on who you ask and and just how much you need a guarantee. I honestly do not think you can say for sure that BBBJ is 100% safe. But the risk is not big. If however you have a partner back home and explaining a case of chlamydia would be difficult, then you had better get tested. I am assuming that you did not bareback the young lady? (I mean bare back fucking) So your chance of catching HIV is almost non existant. But. To put your mind at rest, get tested.

AM

[Berlinfr]

Hello, ;

I was 3 times at the club mona on Liebnitzstr. I thought about posting a short overview. The club is conveniently placed for me.

http://www.mona-club.de/www.mona-clu...illkommen.html

When you arrive you are asked to sit in a room or a chair in the lobby. The call the girls that present themselves to you one by one with their "name".

Then the bouncer or the House Mutti (not sure that the right spelling). Ask you which girl you would like. I once asked to have a second round of presentation after 8 girls I wasn't sure anymore which one I wanted.

I have seen girls from East Europe, Asia (1) , Turkey, and of course german.

They provide condoms automatically, no need to ask. But I always bring my own because I need XL and they mostly don't have that.

I usually only take 20 minutes for 35 euros. With this price you have a blowjob and regular sex. Which is fine for me.

1st run was nice, girl was a nice brunette with a firm ass. She was quite proactive and I liked that a lot. Her english was very bad but we could communicate a bit.

2nd run was with a nice skinny brunette with nice boobs. And long hair. She was from Bulgaria. Didn't speak any english. She was quite passive, but at the end she was quite nice.

Everything was done with condom the 2 first time. Which is fine for me because I'm a bit paranoïthe with deseases.

The 3rd time, it was a nice German girl, Blond, skinny. She was wearing a transparent dress, and heels. But she looked not very at ease with the heels. .

She was friendly but sadly her boobs were a bit saggy, and she had a lot of stretch marks on her belly.

She had a message tatooed on her back. Following the spin "Rockandroll baby" something like that.

She also had a some percing, on her lip.

This turn could have been nice but didn't go well for me because she started with a non protected Blowjob without me asking for anything. Maybe she thought she was being nice or something but I'm paranoid as I said. And I didn't ask her to stop. (My fault).

Nothing special happened during the blowjob. Just me enjoying and be worried at the same time. It was not very long.

After that a quick fuck, with condom. When we stopped I saw there was some blood on the blanket. :/

I tried to talk with her about it, she told me it's nothing. It is because I have a big one. She saw I was a bit concerned. She asked me If I want me money back I said no.

Then she accompagnied me back to the door and I left.

I have a question for some experts here. What are the risks for Bareback blowjob for me? Should I get tested or something.

Thanks,

I arrive

[Ezye101]

Decided to go to Tomsen, but later found that it was under construction. Damn it.

So went to my old hunting ground Liekwitzer 7 (Müller 2 as it was once known). Line up was full of 4's and 5's and normally I would have left. But I was late and I was in the mood.

So I chose Stella, Polish, brunette, large fake boobs for 30 mins. Probably a good thing I didn't book the entire hour. CBJ was OK not inspiring, but it was a 'starfish' performance on her part. I would go back to this place but choose a different person.

[Angus Magee]

Gentlemen,

First of all: thanks very much about the more than useful info on all kinds of places where pleasure can be found.

I have a question though: I'll be going to Berlin with my wife, and as she also can enjoy the presence of a lady during our more intimate moments, we were wondering if there's places or services where the girl will also take care of another girl?

Or are most of those places strictly catering to "single" men?

Thanks in advance,

F.

I would think most places would cater to couples for a price. The question is where might you have the best experience. If I were you I would consider a tantra massage at Kashima. I can say that here it is not at all uncommon for couples to show up and book a massage together. Other than that you would have to call the other places and try to determine if this is something they have experience with.

AM.

http://www.kashima.de/en/tantra-berlin.html

[Gergiev]

Day 1: Right off the plane, to the hotel, and straight to the appropriately named Blissestrasse 33 (address of KD). A stunning line-up, and I hit the lottery big time with Pia. This girl is a miracle. She is gentle, passionate, and has drop dead beautiful eyes. Sensual DFK, one of the best covered BJs of my life, and energetic bonking in a variety of positions for at least 45 minutes. Wiped out, we collapse on the bed for a good half hour of small talk and tenderness. Pia is an amazing lady and a superb introduction to the wonders of KD. I am hooked, and plan on seeing her again. One really extended hour = 160 Euro.

Indeed you chose well, Mango.

Had a great session myself with Pia just over a year ago which I reported on here.

A top choice for, erm, discerning gentleman of our particular vintage...

VG.

[Fredje1961]

Gentlemen,

First of all: thanks very much about the more than useful info on all kinds of places where pleasure can be found.

I have a question though: I'll be going to Berlin with my wife, and as she also can enjoy the presence of a lady during our more intimate moments, we were wondering if there's places or services where the girl will also take care of another girl?

Or are most of those places strictly catering to "single" men?

Thanks in advance,

F.

Harmonie does have the reputation of being one of the better massage places in Berlin and in fact there are a couple of reviews here in the forum thought you may have to search. I have also heard these rumors that the price on the web page is less than the price charged. But then this is always my experience with massage places as I think they often get you with extras and in fact a bordello ends up being a cheaper option. After all, almost any of the girls at, say, Liberty, will do a massage if asked. Then when you get horny and want to fuck, it is already paid for.

Anyway-if you search the RoD thread from 2-3 years back you will also find a short piece I did on Berlin massage. I might also suggest Euphorie which also has a good rep and is a little closer to the center of town. Please remember to post a report.

http://www.euphorie-massagen.de/

AM

[Angus Magee]

Http://www.harmoniemassagen.de/

And.

http://www.ekstase-massage.de/

Have been mentioned. Both will give you the 'Handentspannung' which is the happy ending.

I was once at the Harmonie Massagen when they opened at 10 am but no one was there. I was probably unlucky and will try again next time I'm in Berlin. I like the look of the place and the girls. There are rumours that they charge slightly higher prices than on the website.

Harmonie does have the reputation of being one of the better massage places in Berlin and in fact there are a couple of reviews here in the forum thought you may have to search. I have also heard these rumors that the price on the web page is less than the price charged. But then this is always my experience with massage places as I think they often get you with extras and in fact a bordello ends up being a cheaper option. After all, almost any of the girls at, say, Liberty, will do a massage if asked. Then when you get horny and want to fuck, it is already paid for.

Anyway-if you search the RoD thread from 2-3 years back you will also find a short piece I did on Berlin massage. I might also suggest Euphorie which also has a good rep and is a little closer to the center of town. Please remember to post a report.

http://www.euphorie-massagen.de/

AM

[Bobby Cph]

Hey guys. Can anyone recommend any good rub 'and' tug places in berlin?

My appologies, I couldn't find many posts about massage parlours on this this site.

Since my german is pretty hopless, are all massage parlours guaranteed with a 'happy ending'?

E.

Http://www.harmoniemassagen.de/ And http://www.ekstase-massage.de/ Have been mentioned. Both will give you the 'Handentspannung' which is the happy ending.

I was once at the Harmonie Massagen when they opened at 10 am but no one was there. I was probably unlucky and will try again next time I'm in Berlin. I like the look of the place and the girls. There are rumours that they charge slightly higher prices than on the website.

[Ezye101]

Hey guys. Can anyone recommend any good rub 'and' tug places in berlin?

My appologies, I couldn't find many posts about massage parlours on this this site.

Since my german is pretty hopless, are all massage parlours guaranteed with a 'happy ending'?

E.

[Angus Magee]

Angus, based on my extra-ordinary experiences in Berlin, which are entirely due to your recommendations, I would literally follow you into the valley of death.

Hi Mango,

Hopefully no need to follow quite that far. But thanks for your words and for the report which is excellent. I thought I might comment on your "difficulties". IME, despite the usual claims of rock solid performance, a paid encounter can be a touch and go affaire at times. I believe this is due to the pressure we feel to perform. Let's face it, once you have paid your money and the clock is ticking, it would take the most stalwart of warriors to never flinch in the face of the goddess. It may well be easy to imagine that upon being in the presence of a lovely lady your equipment will always be up to the task, but the reality is that he sometimes gets performance anxiety. You are not alone there. Indeed it has been my unfortunate experience to be faced with what I felt was the girl of my dreams and at that very moment little Angus takes it upon himself to rest and retire. All one can do in such moments is take a deep breath and try to see the humor in the situation. At least this is my belief. Unless you want to get into the world of performance enhancers it goes with the territory of P4P I believe.

I look forward to your next installment.

AM

[Bobo.fr]

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She is on schedule tomorrow and weds, but please leave her be for me to have one last encounter. I would trade my soul for one more shot with Carolina, but alas, she is off duty until after I leave.

1) For ladies who are on schedule (Pia, in your case) , just give a call to Blissestrass to ask for an appointment.

2) For ladies who are not on schedule (Carolina, in your case) give a call (NOT to Blissestraas) to ask for an "arrangement" ("escort meeting"). You can find the right phone number on the web site (on "Arrangement","escort" webpage).

You also can use email. Don't use SMS for the first contact (step 1 : you call or send email asking for an "escort" appointment; step 2 : if you asked for the use of SMS, KD would send you SMS with a phone number, unpublished on the web site).

[Mango Head]

To paraphrase a recent report, I recently turned 45 and realized that I had not had enough passionate sex with beautiful women in my life. Furthermore, I have not any penetrative sex of any kind in nearly three years for various unfortunate reasons. Realizing that I am in the dusky twighlight of youth, I booked several extra days onto a business trip to Berlin. Thanks to this forum, and the extra-ordinary Angus McGee, I have much to report. But only in relation to two local institutions.

I am overwhelmingly paranoid about health, and decided to skip the Artemis and the BBBJ shops (I know, I know, let me be paranoid in peace, please). Thus, I have only visted Kamilla Dee (five times) and Kashima (once) in the past three days. As we shall see, my advancing age has apparently taken its toll on my capabilities. I don't understand why I can whack off three times a day, yet can barely complete real sex with gorgeous women twice in any 24-hour period.

Enough with the small talk, let's get on to the good stuff.

Day 1: Right off the plane, to the hotel, and straight to the appropriately named Blissestrasse 33 (address of KD). A stunning line-up, and I hit the lottery big time with Pia. This girl is a miracle. She is gentle, passionate, and has drop dead beautiful eyes. Sensual DFK, one of the best covered BJs of my life, and energetic bonking in a variety of positions for at least 45 minutes. Wiped out, we collapse on the bed for a good half hour of small talk and tenderness. Pia is an amazing lady and a superb introduction to the wonders of KD. I am hooked, and plan on seeing her again. One really extended hour = 160 Euro.

Day 2 (morning) : Back to Blissestrasse. This time the hausmutti informs me only two ladies are available, the lovely Pia, and Natalie. My nuts are screaming "PIA, PIA, PIA." But not wanting to miss out on other fertile pastures, I ask for Natalie, sight unseen. 'Really? ' the hausmutti asks."You don't want to see first?" I tell her I complete trust in the house of KD, and in comes Natalie. Another drop dead gorgeous woman with legs that go on and on and on. Wow! Easily in her late 30s, but sexy as hell and blond (an unusual choice for me). We head off to the 1001 nights room on the second floor, where she delivers a very decent massage that becomes more and more erotic. I can finally take it no longer and off we go. She has stunning breasts, and the sight of them jiggling under me just about causes my heart to explode. Better refill the Plavix back home. Nevertheless, I am surprised how long it takes to finish, almost 45minutes of full on grinding. I am wondering if I can finish at all, but do manage in the end. I would rate Natalie as an extremely good sexual companion, not quite on the order of Pia in terms of tenderness and with no DFK. I also pick up just a bit more sense of a seasoned pro. Not mechanical, just not quite Pia. Nevertheless, Natalie has some serious sex appeal and I can recommend her. Also very friendly and chatty after it was over. These women can really hold up a conversation with a bashful nervous middle aged man. One hour plus. 160 euro.

Day 2 (evening) : Well go figure, here I am making the trudge through the slushy ice up Blissestrasse from the Metro again. This time there is a great line-up, and I select a gorgeous young and sexy thing named Amy, only to find out she has only 30 minutes available. I like me an hour, and go with my second choice, Carolina, who had a mysterious latin-flavored smile and stunning brown eyes during the hand-shake. And it turns out she is half Argentine. I ask for the usual one hour, and up the stairs we go. This woman is putting on some serious sex appeal, and from the time we shut the door to the room (the one with the mural) she is all over me. I have never been as aroused as I am with this woman. After the shower we hit the sack. Extra-ordinary DFK, I massage her for a while, some more DFK and tender stroking, and then the fun begins. I will ony say two things about this session: 1) IT IS THE BEST SEX I HAVE HAD IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE, and 2) I am so enamoured by her stunning eyes, sexual passion, and some serious dirty talking and other tricks I have never experienced before that I have to buy another hour. We bonk and bonk and bonk and bonk. I just cannot believe how awesome this is. I would marry this lady and be her P-whipped slave. I finally finish (at least 90 minutes, why is it taking so long?) , and again, a lovely tender conversation and soft stroking until it is closing time and the whole house must vacate. Wow! So far, out of three trysts, two have been in the top five experiences of my entire (limited) sexual life. And I will honestly rate Carolina as the finsest sex and best companionship I have ever ever had. Period. No debate at all on the question. 2 hours 320 euros. And I will never regret not having those Euros because they bought me memories that will cause me to smile mysteriously on my death bed as my children wonder if I just wrote them out of the will.

Day 3 (morning) : My hotel has adult TV. All MMF, All the time. Not my thing, but I give a quick watch to see if it gets little Mango Head ready for the day. Nope. That said, after 12 hours of sleep recovering from Carolina, it's off to the races once more. I am at the doorstep at 10:15 a. M, but all the ladies are busy and I am told to try again in an hour. An hour later, I'm back, and again, all are booked except for one lady who has just arrived. Trusting the house, I agree sight unseen, and a few minutes later Fiona arrives. She is a tiny thing, with monumental breasts, and probably in her mid 40s. I seem to be running the table on the over 35 crowd at KD, which is not at all a problem. My experience is that this demographic is usually more enjoyable than a vapid 20 year old who does not really want to be screwing a middle aged man, no matter how charming, dashing and good looking he is (ahem).

Nevertheless, for some reason I decide to save a few Euro, and only ask for 45 minutes. Upstairs we go (don't know the name of the room) , and again, this woman is a true high class professional. After the shower we collapse on a sofa in the corner, and I am having the time of my life. She is so soft and tender and sexy, and the BJ is superb. A little more meat on the bones, but I happen to like that. Pretty soon we are on the bed in various positions. I am on top again marvelling at the jiggling jugs of joy below me, and amazed once again at my good fortune to be in this particular town at this particular house, at this particular time with money to burn. The sex is great, and I would recommend Fiona to any discerning monger not fixated on youth. The only general comments I would make are that she keeps a smile plastered on her face that did not quite ring 100% true all the time, and she does not kiss at all. But I am not complaining. I can imagine how hard it would be to smile 100% of the time at my particular job and I never expect DFK (no no, not at my job, I mean with a pro). I give these girls enormous credit for what they do, and totally respect when they chose to keep small intimacies to themselves. Fiona gets a strong recommendation, but I leave determined to try the under 30 set at least once before departing Berlin. 45 minutes was, IIRC. 120 euro. Well spent again.

Day 3 (Evening) : Wondering if I have it in me to perform again, I decide to take it easy and try Kashima this evening. I have long been curious about tantric massage, and give them a call. Apparently not busy today, because I am told to pick whatever time I want, and I book the appointment for 7 pm After finding the place and buzzing in, I am met by a delightful lady named Veronika, with beautiful eyes and a dancer's figure. She takes my hand and we discuss the massage. I love the scented oily smell of this place, and the general warmth emanating from her eyes. After a shower the massage starts with a ritual, and then I am told to lay on my back. A thin sarong is placed over me (it's off pretty soon) , and the tenderness begins. There is really no way to describe the beautiful thing that ensues. It is erotic, but it is specifically not about sex and I am happy about that. My soul and my eros are bathed in warmth and human contact. On my stomach, I am touched in a way I have never been touched before (initially awkward, but I soon learn to love it). Again on my back and now mother earth's sexual chi is flowing through me and on to a higher plane. I have visions of the afterlife, and it is a beautiful thing. The end result is as expected, but again, it seems to take an inordinate amount of time. And Veronika is a charming hostess. Afterwords, we laugh and chat about a variety of things. 2 hours, (1. 5 or so in massage) .160 euro.

I could get used to this. I want to stay in Berlin forever. I am decadent and depraved, and happy.

Day 4 (morning) : Alas, my luck runs out. Again, back to KD for my morning ritual. There is a full line up, and some really stunning women. The hausmutti is greeting me by name at this point, and the line-up includes several whom I have shaken hands with before, as well as Natalie, who I have done much more than shaken hands with. I am pretty much settled on a startlingly beautiful creature named, I believe, Nadine, when the last one enters the room and I am smitten. This woman is my very definition of beauty. The youngest I have seen yet, with stunning long hair and piercing eyes. She reminds me of a beautiful NYC socialite, and I literally mean it when I say that you could picture her as a model.

I am going to stop here for the time being. I want to collect my thoughts on the unfortunate experience that followed, and will post it in a separate message after I have left Berlin. In short, this encounter did not go well, and what ensued was a tragedy of shyness, inexperience, and non-performance by the little Mango, and I do not know how to allocate the blame. I think there is blame on both sides, so I want to be careful before relating the full experience. I am also unsure whether I want to name the lady involved. That's all I will say for now on this topic.

I have a budget for more sessions. I will also report on those, after they are done. I have every intention of meeting with the lovely Pia again. She is on schedule tomorrow and weds, but please leave her be for me to have one last encounter. I would trade my soul for one more shot with Carolina, but alas, she is off duty until after I leave.

Angus, based on my extra-ordinary experiences in Berlin, which are entirely due to your recommendations, I would literally follow you into the valley of death. You are the man!

Signing off,

Mango

[Angus Magee]

Anyone here who's got any experience with the agency Luxus Waehlen?

http://www.luxus-waehlen.de/index.html

So far I've only ordered a call girl from Monrouge during my visits to Berlin (apart from my visits to Artemis, of course) , but this one looks promising. Is it trustworthy?

Sorry no experience with this agency here. But I do recognise the pics (some of them) from other agencies and to me this is a small red flag. I believe they are connected with an agency called Berlin Beauties which charges less and has not the best reputation. This site may well be a high end front to a lower end agency. That is, they figure if you find the girl here you pay more just because you do not know the same girls can be ordered for less.

If you are willing to pay the price asked by this agency (fairly high end and two hour minimums) why not stick with Mon Rouge or give the escort service of Kamila Dee a try? At least there you know who you are ordering from and they have a reputation they care about. Truth be told the pics on this site strike me as unspectacular.

Just a suggestion.

I might also ad that Charlie 123 has written rather extensively here on his adventures with the lower end agencies of Berlin. Following his suggestions you may do well paying half the price of these lux agencies. Unless of course you actually are looking for a girl who you can talk to and maybe take to diner?

AM

[Kvaser]

Anyone here who's got any experience with the agency Luxus Waehlen?

http://www.luxus-waehlen.de/index.html

So far I've only ordered a call girl from Monrouge during my visits to Berlin (apart from my visits to Artemis, of course) , but this one looks promising. Is it trustworthy?

[Rocketboy0]

hey guys. kev from usa here. i've been going to berlin for years (about once every two months) and just now found this forum....if everything clicks, 30 minutes is really all i need, but it is nice to sit and have a drink, scope out the choices, etc. let me know if anyone has any suggestions!

kev70 - lord angus´s blog on a per bordello basis remains the definitive work.
i would offer only 3 additional thoughts:

1. girls change all the time and what is on really does change on a daily if not hourly basis. you would do well to just look at the specific websites, esp. at liberty, kamilla douglas, royal, prestige, mon rouge, ritter11 and van kempen. all have lots of fine options; far better than what you´ve experienced. go and be discerning and no need to feel pressure to choose immediately as there are lots of options, if they are a bit rep001tered about a 5km radius (a strong argument to get a 6.10 day pass from the bvg).

2. however, you can´t hang out at these places - they are relaxed but you will view the current options and then have to choose or leave. and on the cost side, you simply do get what you pay for. all the above are middle price range in berlin, but good lord, compared to the usa or switzerland or london they are an incredible bargain - surely the best in western europe. having said that, cost is a function of simply how much time you spend, and which options you require. if you allow yourself a slightly higher budget ceiling say, eur 120, 30-40 min of bliss awaits with what you seek. you can cut back to 20min and stay on budget, but only you can decide if that´s satisfying. for me, it puts some needless pressure on the whole thing as you feel the clock as much as your (it rhymes). for a little more, you get a lot more, and obviously this affects your partner-if you want a gfeish session, you can´t impose such a short time horizon. just not realistic. you might be pleasantly surprised and just decide for such pleasure, you will forgo some other expenditures...

3. the artemis love bahnhoff has its own thread and angus´s tomes. just if you include the price of a meal thrown in , the hours you can spend oogling, relaxing, and chatting, the large selection of what you seek, the pool, sauna, and vibe, if you have the discipline to just do one 30 min session, the cost is roughly the same. i would urge you to definitely try it once-just because it is a somewhat unique berlin (or german) thing. it is most certainly not high end - actually a sort of friendly tourist trap as a recent a-team visit concluded. imho i´ve found more passion and enjoyment in general in the private apts above but i have my favorites, i have time, and i know their schedules. i can also appreciate the arts scene for hanging out for hours. in your situation, artemis is really an option and you should try it one time - i would suggest tues or thurs, or fri-sat but arriving earlier say by 8, just because occasionally it can get more crowded later and anyway, everyone is lot fresher before they´ve been with possibly 5-10 others...daytimes in my experience are not worth it - too quiet lately.

we await your reports....