Berlin

[Mobeen]

So much is wrong here. Berlin is indeed full of weirdos, and that includes the working girls. You make it sound like only the customers are from abroad. Well, let me remind you that most girls are foreigners too; Romanians, Poles, Russians, Africans, Latinas, Thai, etc. And saying that customers have poor English skills is ironic considering most girls hardly speak a word of English themselves. When it comes to "abnormal" behavior, I see that on the part of the girls. One or two normal questions can generate the most outlandish reaction on their part.

Let's not pretend that spelling and correct language is what turns on the girls. We're not talking about women with college degrees. Truth of the matter is that most women involved in prostitution are not very smart and only care about fast money, which shows in their own behavior. In the past Berlin was an exciting city with lots of interesting people. This have changed. No one seems happy there these days. Something is going on and only the Germans themselves know what needs to be done to improve their capital city.

Guy lets stay decent here, It just a big city and in big cities theres a lot happening so blend in.

[Milfotronic]

The problem for the girls is, that Berlin is full of cheapos, weirdos, North African and Turkish youngsters with poor manners and other foreigners with non-existant German and poor English skills. I was close friends with a working girl in Berlin for a while, and saw the nonsense she had to deal with through SMS and Whats App. Therefore I fully understand that the reaction of most girls in Berlin on the slightest sign of "abnormal" behavior or difficulty will be to cut it.

My simple advice is: Be very polite and precise in your communication, avoid spelling errors, communicate time and preferences exactly and don't use "funny" words. This will set you apart from the "weirdos" and help with smoothing out arrangements as well as improving service.

So much is wrong here. Berlin is indeed full of weirdos, and that includes the working girls. You make it sound like only the customers are from abroad. Well, let me remind you that most girls are foreigners too; Romanians, Poles, Russians, Africans, Latinas, Thai, etc. And saying that customers have poor English skills is ironic considering most girls hardly speak a word of English themselves. When it comes to "abnormal" behavior, I see that on the part of the girls. One or two normal questions can generate the most outlandish reaction on their part.

Let's not pretend that spelling and correct language is what turns on the girls. We're not talking about women with college degrees. Truth of the matter is that most women involved in prostitution are not very smart and only care about fast money, which shows in their own behavior. In the past Berlin was an exciting city with lots of interesting people. This have changed. No one seems happy there these days. Something is going on and only the Germans themselves know what needs to be done to improve their capital city.

[JohnStam]

Hi,

I'm visiting Berlin in two weeks does anyone have any experience with the girls from Actrice Escorts. Also any suggestions for good mature lady in Berlin 40+ years old. Thanks for the help.

[Eszpresszo]

Here are my experiences so far:

A lot of them stop texting abruptly for no reason.

A lot of them ask you to call.

A lot of them ask for a picture of you. Seriously? Have they never heard of discretion?

Went to see one for 150 Euros for the hour. Half an hour in, she claimed "we have no harmony", gave me back 50 Euros, and kicked me out.

I have never faced any of this in any other country. Strange strange Germany.

At least the girl who kicked you out gave you some money back after an hour. I had a hooker in New York ditch me in an alley and take all the money I gave her after giving me a few tugs and a lick. Your girl probably had some odd pretensions about why she was having sex for money, and the lack of chemistry made her feel like a WG. Which is exactly what she was, but she wasn't comfortable with that reality. The two freelancers I sessioned with in Berlin were great, but referenced themselves as "escorts", as if it was an important title. Both asked about my previous experiences with other "escorts". If I had told them I usually pick up cheap hookers off Beach Road in Pattaya or street trollops in the Colmados of Santo Domingo, I'm pretty sure they would have been real offended. These girls do like to think they are performing a special social service and they are not prostitutes in the usual sense. I think you weren't doing a very good job of indulging your date in those delusions.

Oh, and despite the left-wing, bleeding heart political bent of Berlin, a lot of girls won't service guys who are not Westerners. On Kaufmich, you will see profiles which say "Kein Sudlanders" and in this instance, they don't mean Bavarians. That's why they want to see your photo. They want to be sure that you are white. Its the same in the US when Backpage ads would say "No AA".

[Mtraveller]

I see your point and can explain a bit perhaps, including advice.

The problem for the girls is, that Berlin is full of cheapos, weirdos, North African and Turkish youngsters with poor manners and other foreigners with non-existant German and poor English skills. I was close friends with a working girl in Berlin for a while, and saw the nonsense she had to deal with through SMS and Whats App. Therefore I fully understand that the reaction of most girls in Berlin on the slightest sign of "abnormal" behavior or difficulty will be to cut it.

My simple advice is: Be very polite and precise in your communication, avoid spelling errors, communicate time and preferences exactly and don't use "funny" words. This will set you apart from the "weirdos" and help with smoothing out arrangements as well as improving service.

Here are my experiences so far:

A lot of them stop texting abruptly for no reason.

A lot of them ask you to call.

A lot of them ask for a picture of you. Seriously? Have they never heard of discretion?

Went to see one for 150 Euros for the hour. Half an hour in, she claimed "we have no harmony", gave me back 50 Euros, and kicked me out.

I have never faced any of this in any other country. Strange strange Germany.

[BaltiX]

BTW is Monrouge (a brothel in Charlottenberg) closed?

[BaltiX]

Hi,

And thank you for your post. I have the exact same experiences as you. Out of 10 women in Berlin, the majority are weird. Many times they don't want to take customers who don't speak German. Sometimes they start arguing over the phone and say nasty things. They sometimes cancel appointments. The service is often shit, very mechanical and unfriendly. I have no experiences outside of Berlin and I don't think I will ever set my foot in that city again. Another thing is that when I share my experiences here on ISG nobody seems to agree. I get the impression that many guys are easily entertained and settle for little.

Or maybe users did their research at finding good providers and establishments.

[Milfotronic]

Here are my experiences so far:

A lot of them stop texting abruptly for no reason.

A lot of them ask you to call.

A lot of them ask for a picture of you. Seriously? Have they never heard of discretion?

Went to see one for 150 Euros for the hour. Half an hour in, she claimed "we have no harmony", gave me back 50 Euros, and kicked me out.

I have never faced any of this in any other country. Strange strange Germany.

Hi,

And thank you for your post. I have the exact same experiences as you. Out of 10 women in Berlin, the majority are weird. Many times they don't want to take customers who don't speak German. Sometimes they start arguing over the phone and say nasty things. They sometimes cancel appointments. The service is often shit, very mechanical and unfriendly. I have no experiences outside of Berlin and I don't think I will ever set my foot in that city again. Another thing is that when I share my experiences here on ISG nobody seems to agree. I get the impression that many guys are easily entertained and settle for little.

[ElZiver]

Here are my experiences so far:

A lot of them stop texting abruptly for no reason.

A lot of them ask you to call.

A lot of them ask for a picture of you. Seriously? Have they never heard of discretion?

Went to see one for 150 Euros for the hour. Half an hour in, she claimed "we have no harmony", gave me back 50 Euros, and kicked me out.

I have never faced any of this in any other country. Strange strange Germany.

[Mobeen]

Hi everyone,

Is Red Rose Club worth visiting? I'm not too impressed by the website. Seems like a rip-off place tbh.

Try searching for reviews, never judge a book by its cover.

[Milfotronic]

Hi everyone,

Is Red Rose Club worth visiting? I'm not too impressed by the website. Seems like a rip-off place tbh.

[MichaelDeAdnre]

Anni Porsche.

Paid the entrance fee, given a locker key and towel. Go inside and feel seriously underwhelmed. The advert is even sitting on the bar: "14 girls" etc etc. I can see one (who is being shagged rather lifelessly). Big tv projection screen with football; several guys sitting around in towels. I ask the guy at the 'bar' (which is barely more than a cubbyhole of a reception desk with two stools), So how many girls are on?? He looks puzzled as if trying to count a difficultly large number. Eventually he replies "one" and adds, "and another one coming".

The generous and varied bar menu advertised on the wall clearly hasn't been stocked. He takes his time peering into the cupboard like he's half-blind (which I'm sure he isn't). Most things are not there. I settle for a glass of wine after refusing his offer of beer..

Thanks for such a detailed review. Will keep your tips in mind.

[Roaming Viking]

Thank you for the update. My own experience at AP was very good back in March and I hope that things have not changed for the worse. See my report. I will be going back in June and hope for the best. Please PM me if you have any further news. I am curious to know how things are at EW. What other venues in Berlin are any good?

Cheers!

Anni Porsche.

Paid the entrance fee, given a locker key and towel. Go inside and feel seriously underwhelmed. The advert is even sitting on the bar: "14 girls" etc etc. I can see one (who is being shagged rather lifelessly). Big tv projection screen with football; several guys sitting around in towels. I ask the guy at the 'bar' (which is barely more than a cubbyhole of a reception desk with two stools), So how many girls are on?? He looks puzzled as if trying to count a difficultly large number. Eventually he replies "one" and adds, "and another one coming".

The generous and varied bar menu advertised on the wall clearly hasn't been stocked. He takes his time peering into the cupboard like he's half-blind (which I'm sure he isn't). Most things are not there. I settle for a glass of wine after refusing his offer of beer.

A chatty, bouncy girl appears and disappears. After a bit, Miss Lifelessly is sitting on the bed alone so I go and join her. Her manner is very mechanical so I give her a back rub to try and get some flow going. Not much success. She is quite petite but older than she first appears. She doesn't do oral, even with the obligatory condom. And she only does one position (doggy).

Miss Chatty joins us on the bed with another monger who cuddles her. She doesn't allow her tits to be touched but is pleasant enough otherwise. A third guy joins in after some encouragement. It certainly doesn't live up to the wonderful Anni Porsche philosophy or line up. I figure the best way to enjoy myself is to imagine I'm somewhere else. I think the two girls do that anyway. Unless you've never been to a sex party and find the idea alone thrilling, Anni Porsche was bottom of the barrell as far as I'm concerned.

Zwanglos III.

Paid the entrance fee, went in. Empty except for two other guys and the pleasantly chatty barmaid. The venue is a big step up from Anni Porsche but again it's OTT advertising that promises an exciting time all day today and there's no women there. Eventually a grumpy faced elderly woman appears, sits at the far end of the bar for a bit then leaves.

Pleasant atmosphere overall but nothing remotely sexual.

Club44.

Sex Kino round the corner from Anni Porsche. A few Euros entry. Two very unattractive ladies on patrol. One of them is morbidly overweight. The 'cinema' has some very poor quality porno projection on the wall and four seating booths. Two of them are 'double' so I choose a single one to decide on a course of action as there won't be room for the very large lady to try it on. She does however come over to offer me a beer, her hand touching mine is exceedingly soft and I'm almost tempted, but she disappears. There are a couple of brothel-type rooms vacant adjoining. The other unattractive woman has just finished eating her dinner or whatever in the lobby hall. I pass.

I know I should have gone to a respectable FKK but I thought I'd look around. Sorry nothing much positive to report.

[Jack91]

Thank you. It looks that they have new exotic girls. Jamila on their website looks interesting, Aaliyah too.

I am a regular here. Unlikely to find any young stunners, but all the ladies are friendly and most provide good service.

Russian Katja does a great BJ. Nicole also one of my favourites. I like that you can walk up and down the stairs and have a quick look before deciding who to pick. Can get busy at peak times.

[Downandup]

Anni Porsche.

Zwanglos III.

Club44.

Your report is very helpful, I'm crossing all of these places off my list of possible places to go. It will be the start of August and not the best of times anyway.