Berlin

[Dan M]

Just had my third bad experience with the escort services www.myescortberlin.com or http://www.escort-bln.com etc. (they're all the same people). I suppose I'm an idiot for trying it for a third time, but I figured maybe some of the girls are better than others, plus I specifically asked about everything beforehand, thinking they would honor the terms if I did that (I know, I know, I'm an idiot).

Anyway, there are a whole bunch of these sites run by the same people. They all that have 'happy hour' girls for 75 Euros and regular ones for 90 Euros for one hour. I've only ever paid 90, but I've read elsewhere they don't honor the happy hour prices anyway. They say you can come as often as you want, but every time they quickly strip down, hurry you up the whole way and as soon as you finish, they get dressed and run out the door. This time she didn't even give me change for 100. I was planning on letting her keep the 100 and tipping another 20, but obviously, after 20 minutes of very un-enjoyable sex, I didn't think she deserved 50 Euros, let alone 90 plus a tip.

I always just let them leave, because I don't really know what else I can do. The money isn't that big a deal, I just don't like overpaying for terrible service out of principle.

If you're as stubborn as me and insist on trying one of these sites despite the warnings online (especially on German language forums), just know that you are paying 90 Euros for 20 minutes max of hurried sex. It will never be better than that.

[Gatsby67]

Avarus and Tempeloase (just outside Berlin) and Schloss Milkersdorf (further outside Berlin) are probably the best SwingerClubs. Moechtegern and Zwiespalt are hit or miss. As a solo man, you may not have high chances at these Swingerclubs however. More likely to see action if you bring an adventurous girl along.

Insomnia (on Tuesdays and Thursdays), AnniPorsche and Erlebniswohnung more properly called gangbang clubs than Swingerclubs, and you are unlikely to leave the premises unfucked, which often happens at Swingerclubs if you are a single man.

Dear all,

Does anyone have any recommendations on good swingers clubs in Berlin please, for a non-German speaking couple? Many thanks in advance for your help.

[PumDiPum]

Hey guys,

Visiting the great city of Berlin during the IFA tech expo (1-6 Sept). Judging by the hotel prices, I'm guessing the city will be over-run by horny geeks, any idea what to expect?

If you are able to sell your 'diesel' pretty quick and could invest that money, then you can expect a lot of fun!

(Maybe some real experts would give you an advanced advice).

Hello Vwolfsburg,

Just read a bit this nice forum and do some research online. Like you mentioned, expect many people, everywhere. Berlin has everything on offer. Streethookers, small and large bordellos, independent ladies, sex-kinos, BDSM, gangbang. Whatever you like.

But the easiest and safest way to spend your money should be of course.

FKK Artemis Berlin.

And again, it could be very crowded, everywhere. In case, don't forget to take off your uniform before you like to enjoy Berlin nightlife.

[VWolfsburg]

Hey guys,

Visiting the great city of Berlin during the IFA tech expo (1-6 Sept). Judging by the hotel prices, I'm guessing the city will be over-run by horny geeks, any idea what to expect?

[KarlMitte]

Hi guys,

Anyone know if Maria-Pervers (at kaufmich) has stopped or if she is still available?

Karl.

[Bobo.fr]

Please advise on tantra massage offerings in Berlin, specifically freelancers?

May be http://www.devatantra.de/ ?

[SfoCowboy]

That's a sad news bro. Can anyone refer me good indies?

The Berlin Greens are now proposing a citywide ban on street prostitution. In Berlin this is partly driven by the intolerant views of narrow minded immigrants who have moved into areas where street prostitution already existed.More significantly it is a reflection of a wave of desire to reassert the country's tradition of conformity in the face of large immigration.

This carries on the general sanitisation of the country, but it is sad to see Berlin, the great centre of post 1989 diversity, following the bourgeois mania for conformity. No wonder one of the most common words to describe Germany is "boring".

Berlin is focused on becoming the monumental and high culture capital of Europe, regain the days of Bismarckstrasse.

[HappyJoe2]

Please advise on tantra massage offerings in Berlin, specifically freelancers?

[SfoCowboy]

Thanks bro! I booked hotels on double occupancy only. Shouldn't be a problem. Must say that "Berlin brothers" are really helpful. Thanks for your suggestion.

You should have no problems in your hotel.

Check your hotel isn't one which only allows guests on the booking into the rooms: a few hotels have started doing that now.

Good luck.

[Optimist]

The Berlin Greens are now proposing a citywide ban on street prostitution. In Berlin this is partly driven by the intolerant views of narrow minded immigrants who have moved into areas where street prostitution already existed.More significantly it is a reflection of a wave of desire to reassert the country's tradition of conformity in the face of large immigration.

This carries on the general sanitisation of the country, but it is sad to see Berlin, the great centre of post 1989 diversity, following the bourgeois mania for conformity. No wonder one of the most common words to describe Germany is "boring".

Berlin is focused on becoming the monumental and high culture capital of Europe, regain the days of Bismarckstrasse.

[Optimist]

I haven't thought about them hosting yet. I'm fine with them coming to the hotel as long as it's safe.

You should have no problems in your hotel.

Check your hotel isn't one which only allows guests on the booking into the rooms: a few hotels have started doing that now.

Good luck.

[Optimist]

Hi,

I need actually information about street walkers in Berlin at Blowstrasse, Kurfrstenstrasse and Oranienburger strae.

I will be soon for 3-4 days in Berlin.

I'm looking to find only fake plastic barbie dolls (silicon tits, long nails etc). Can someone to report fake barbie fuck dolls on streets in Berlin?

Thanks for reply.

Oranienburgerstrasse in the evenings, there are are maybe a couple of such girls outside the restaurants full of tourists LOL. They have a reputation for being very overpriced, so I've not tried them myself.

Unlikely to find what you want in Ku / Bulowstrasse area, but you might find one in the latter street at night.

There are some workers in the Tiergarten at night.

[SfoCowboy]

I haven't thought about them hosting yet. I'm fine with them coming to the hotel as long as it's safe.

Do you want girls to come to your hotel or they asked for that?

[UomoRagno]

Hi,

I need actually information about street walkers in Berlin at Bülowstrasse, Kurfürstenstrasse and Oranienburger straße.

I will be soon for 3-4 days in Berlin.

I'm looking to find only fake plastic barbie dolls (silicon tits, long nails etc). Can someone to report fake barbie fuck dolls on streets in Berlin?

Thanks for reply.

[SfoCowboy]

I've been to an FKK earlier bro. Want to try the indie scene out there. Your tips are great. Thanks!

If you are worried you can't handle a situation then don't do it, go to an FKK.

If you still want to try your option.

1. Know whether your instincts can spot a dodgy person immediately. If not, don't do your option.

2. Always have your escape route, physical and otherwise, ready to hand.

3. Keep your money and credit cards well away from your room, except for the agreed amount.

4. Don't act like a victim.

5. Have a telephone number you call periodically during the engagement to confirm your safety.

6. Know Berlin enough to bluff that you are a regular and frequent visitor.

And remember Germany is a pretty safe country and that most girls will not be looking to get involved in serious crime, rather they will try to maximise their earnings.