Berlin

[Nooky Ninja]

This was the third erotic massage establishment I try in Berlin. Verdict? Hard pass. I have a wide spectrum of tolerance. But this place is a factory. I don't like factories. I'm here to engage in a sensual, erotic, gentlemanly experience. And this? This feels too industrialized. German handjob engineering efficiency. Not saying it's a sweatshop, but closer to that than my comfort permits.

Sorry you chose poorly it seems. There are some really great girls there zbs Carolina, Jaqueline, Adriana. Cracking massage and a lot more. It is popular and busy, but rooms are nice. Price is good also. Ninja does not care about Hausmuttis; just what happens in room. More elegance Paris and NGel, but cost 20% more.

[DoneDeal]

This was the third erotic massage establishment I try in Berlin. Verdict? Hard pass.

Folks, I have a wide spectrum of tolerance. But this place is a factory. I don't like factories. I'm here to engage in a sensual, erotic, gentlemanly experience. And this? This feels too industrialized. German handjob engineering efficiency. Not saying it's a sweatshop, but closer to that than my comfort permits.

BTW, the madame there is an absolute beast of a woman. She does not kid around. All the girls working there are afraid of her.

The facilities are 7. 5/10. They had over 15 girls working, from all the countries you can think of. The one I chose wasn't a great pick, and her massage was a 4/10 at best. Nice gal though, half Ukrainian half Polish I think.

[Piefke]

... but are there any website s suggestions that I can look at just in case I would like to hang out in my hotel for a session or two.

Please read the forum! Just 2 pages back is a list of such websites.

[FlatLandoBeast]

Good day to everyone.

I'll be on a 5 day vacation to Berlin in may and just curious of where to meet some beautiful ladies? I know of the FKK Artemis but are there any website s suggestions that I can look at just in case I would like to hang out in my hotel for a session or two. Thank you in advance for any advice.

[Bobo.fr]

Hi folks,

Last place. Neu VanKampen. This place I also remembered positively from past. It's still in the very same location, next to Ledo supermarket, not sure why webpage says it's 'New'.

This "Neu / New" Van Kampen is "new" regarding to the previous adress not very far from a large Mc Donald.

I don't remember that former adress:

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...=1#post1316974

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...=1#post1314246

Former VK's adress (found in a Dutch (?) forum (ignatz....):

Mecklenburgische Str. 23 a, 1. OG li.

Berlin-Wilmersdorf.

[Bobo.fr]

Hi folk

Last place. Neu VanKampen. This place I also remembered positively from past. It's still in the very same location, next to Ledo supermarket, not sure why webpage says it's 'New'.

This "Neu / New" Van Kampen is "new" regarding to the previous adress not very far from a large Mc Donald.

I don't remember that former adress:

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...=1#post1316974

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...=1#post1314246

[Rsaadmi]

Hi,

I have been to swinger clubs in Berlin that allow single man, but dety was precovid with a few years, I wonder if any kind soul wants to update the status and maybe rank the clubs in Berlin, thanks in advance.

[RoyPunter]

How is the Thursday sex party after covid reopen at Insomnia. It was my favorite thing about Berlin pre-covid with some horny women. Is it still the same?

Danke.

[BaltiX]

Thanks for the review! What is an experience like this like?

You can't touch, right -- or can you? Just cup a breast?

Can you even look, or are you always staring at the ceiling or the floor? Or is she climbing all over you like a nuru massage?

If you kept your eyes closed, would it matter what she looked like?

Is the experience all in how she uses her hands and reads your body signals? Like the most expert, deliberate, long lasting HJ?

It depends on the massage parlor and type of message you ordered. I had 2 erotic messages in Europe, one in Berlin in 2017 and one in Madrid in 2019. The girl I saw in Berlin offered B2 B massage with oil straight away and allowed me to touch her body, and even suck her breasts. It was a pretty Polish girl named Vivienne with brown hair and big breasts. She worked at a establishment called Secret of Berlin, which closed almost 5 years ago for unknown reasons. Vivienne did independent work for a while before retiring.

[DoneDeal]

Having had an excellent Tantra massage at My Lady massage yesterday (you can find my report below), I tried NGel today. Went with Ruby because it was only she that is available at 9 pm. And my god, am I glad with that fortuitous pick.

She's pretty pretty. From Romania. Light brown hair, fair skin, pretty booty and, here's the highlight, two breasts worthy of the highest peaks of Transylvania. They are natural, and they are spectacular.

Folks, I swear I've had Tantra massages in over 20 countries, and well over a 100 times. But the quality in Berlin has been very, very high. Today's was even better than yesterday's. I paid 160 for 60 minute nuru gel massage, and it was worth every penny. Ruby worked me into a cloud in heaven. She has a very light touch, and doesn't mess around too much. Goes straight for the boys.

We switched a few positions, until I couldn't take it no more. And you can guess how I wanted to finish. Went for those twin peaks of Transylvania, baby. Which she rubbed on me more and more until it made me think of that part in Moby Dick about the "soft, gentle globules", where "I declare to you, that for the time I lived as in a musky meadow, in that inexpressible sperm". Chapter 94 of Moby Dick, give it a read.

We chatted for a long time after. She really got excited when she learned I speak Spanish. Folks, this woman speaks great Spanish, and get this, she learned it exclusively from Spanish Netflix shows. That's how she learned an entire language. That's one smart cookie.

Give her a visit. And if you do, be respectful and be nice to her. She's dear to me at this point.

Cheers folks.

[Piefke]

DoneDeal, thank you very much for the interesting report! I fully support your appreciation for an erotic massage! Intimate slow massage by an friendly experienced woman ist much better than any forced quick rump. I had good experiences with Jana, the boss, and Mary at the same place. Better call for an appointment to meet them. But I guess, every women is worth visiting there.

Same for Mabelle and Feelings (Jade) massage in Friedrickshain.

Jmioffe, what you should expect to get for this price is a body-to-body Massage, which ist basically a Nuru-massage with Oil instead of Algae Muesli, where she slides her body all over you before turning to your member. If done well, very exciting!

If you expect more, in that hour you have plenty of time to chat with her and be friendly. Offering her a massage opens usually the way to extended hands-on contact. Be friendly and offer a tip. If the mood is right, a lot is possible. If not, accept her answer and enjoy a Massage and a hand relief. In my experience mature women give a better experience than high school dropouts.

But remember, they rely on extra tip. Even from 120 they see just 50%. However, a good mutual athmosphere helps more than just waving with a bill. But it helps, though.

[Jmioffe]

A lot of people do not understand why you would do an erotic massage when it costs the same to have an escort. I get it. But I am a lover of just lying down and getting pampered by a beautiful woman. I'm partial to the erotic massage, and that's that.

Normally, it takes effort to get me to the finish line with the hand. But this Sofia lady got me there at a cantor. She didn't even break a sweat. She had this placid, in-control look as she went into the home stretch. And boy did she deliver.

Chatted a bit after the climax. She's 31, from Poland, and just got a brand new pair of see-cup breasts. They were a month old when I visited, and they felt magnificent. A very classy, intelligent lady overall, and highly recommended. I wish her best.

Thanks for the review! What is an experience like this like?

You can't touch, right -- or can you? Just cup a breast?

Can you even look, or are you always staring at the ceiling or the floor? Or is she climbing all over you like a nuru massage?

If you kept your eyes closed, would it matter what she looked like?

Is the experience all in how she uses her hands and reads your body signals? Like the most expert, deliberate, long lasting HJ?

[DoneDeal]

I was in Artemis a couple of days ago (you'll find my beautiful report on the Artemis thread, you're welcome). Today thought I would change it up and do a Tantra massage.

A lot of people do not understand why you would do an erotic massage when it costs the same to have an escort. I get it. But I am a lover of just lying down and getting pampered by a beautiful woman. I'm partial to the erotic massage, and that's that.

Went to My Lady Erotic Massage, around 8 pm on a Sunday. Three ladies present. I chose Sofia, a thin polish lady with passable English and a wonderful personality. 120 for an hour, there are cheaper 30 and 45 minute options. She's an absolute stunner as far as I'm concerned, I would give her a 9. The other two ladies were a 6 and a 7 maybe.

Honestly, I've done those massages all over the place (again, I am a specialist in this variety), and her's ranks very, very highly. It's a truly all erotic massage. In other words, she doesn't waste precious minutes doing nonsense like massaging your pecks. She'll go to the boys in no time, and she'll make them feel very precious.

Normally, it takes effort to get me to the finish line with the hand. But this Sofia lady got me there at a cantor. She didn't even break a sweat. She had this placid, in-control look as she went into the home stretch. And boy did she deliver.

Chatted a bit after the climax. She's 31, from Poland, and just got a brand new pair of see-cup breasts. They were a month old when I visited, and they felt magnificent. A very classy, intelligent lady overall, and highly recommended. I wish her best.

Cheers folks.

[Tintin1]

Hi,

I'll be in Berlin soon and staying close to the Brandenburger Tor. Was wondering if there are any options close to that? All the options published recently are outside of the City Center 20-30 min.

Thanks.

Not that you asked but just buy a multi day Travel Card feom the German transportation system. You can get one at Brandenburg Tor information booth or ONline. You can then go to any of these places in under 30 minutes and not worry about dealing with bus / train tickets etc. It's very cheap. Also I like City Mapper. It's a great phone app that will walk you through any of the Berlin options from point A to B.
I guess it's too late for you to change your location to the west side of Berlin.

One more thought. Berlin Intim has lists of ladies and they often post their postal code for their incall.

Oh by the way. At least one of the places Eryk recommended is 10 minutes by Uber feom B Tor

[Tintin1]

Hi folks,

During my visit in Berlin, after I visited FKK Artemis, I decided next day to try out top bordell clubs that I knew from few years back.
First around 18:00 I checked Liberty. There were Michelle, Vanessa, Lara, Chanel available. Basic prices are 70 euro / 30 min, 100 euro / 45 min. All extras paid additionally! Michelle and Lara looked nice, however I decided to go to next place.
Both girls looked veeery nice, however such huge price increase seemed too much for me.

Last place. Neu VanKampen.
I picked Sunny. A very young girl (around 20 yers old), with white skin, many tattoos and some piercings. I didn't choose any additional services, so no BBBJ nor kissing.
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First thank you for such detailed report. Very helpful. I'm unsure if this is easily answered or you just didn't go into it because of the language issues! At any of these 3: Did the madam give any indication of extras were offered on all girls or did you feel you might have to negotiate in room. Also I was curious if anal came up in any discussions.

I'm off to Artemis this month and want some back ups if things are great due to Easter.