Berlin

[Cento]

Day 1 ARTEMIS : had a girl from Nigeria nice face but not my type very gfe but really not my type
Wich makes me wonder why did I extend to 1 hour? (sometimes when the girls are nice I cant say no to them ) I have to do something about that because I wasted 2 on her as it was getting late (03.00)and couldn’t fid anything good . at 04.30 I was getting ready to leave but Rosy from Bulgaria shook her ass a bit and that got me. Very nice petite skillful but I could tell she was in a rush. Rush or no rush that was skillful fucking. So she finished me in 15 -20 min …and in a rush to get the money and go…Well it was late so…

Day 2 Janin from ritter 11 .
The place was beter than expected ..
Was shown 4 girls 6-8 /10 Jannin was an 8 so 40 min 80 euros it was.
Born in Berlin small tits big nipples (you can see on their site) face a 7/10
Gfe (good enough )

Day 3. Call girl Fernanda http://www.ginaxxx.de.vu in the hotel 100 / hour is very good with this girl so as soon as I saw her extended to 2 hours and had a blast (she was a bit strange though and pro like but with some effort by me things got better. Had 1.30 hour sex and she had 2-3 orgasms . ( I could tell though she felt bad about letting her guard down and enjoying so much.

Day 4 : At Kamilla dee was shown 3 girls at 12.00 noon and chose Tamiko 1/2 chin-1/2german (I should have chose Louise 9/10 Because she was a lot better than her pic ..has lost 1-2 kilos and had the most perfect body and eyes). I guess I was in the mood for Chinese ..Anyway Tamiko was not bad at all and had a good enough time with her. Looks 8/10 performance 8/10

Day 5:Had Fernanda again ..we had some play time (non sexual) for 30 min in the bed and I was going to extend again but she suddenly said to me she was to tired for sex ..So I changed my mind and send her away in total 50 min with no sex (cuddling naked and playfull)I was certainly not going to ruin my evening by having sex with someone who is not feeling well. (if I had told her I wanted she would serve me that is sure as she was surprised by my reaction.I exited the hotel with her and took the first Taxi to Artemis.
It was late again 04.00 and I found Stefania from e.Berlin Blue eyes brunet ex striper.
Very nice girl and had some patience for a more hard pounding I was in the mood for . exceeded our time by 5 min also . Really sweet girl nice bod .

Day 6: Siva –Poland at Artemis 7-8/10 nothing to write home about.

Day 7: Royal : Paola from Berlin
Rozy Bulgaria petite good a bit too pro 15 min 7/10 experience
They had better looking girls but they didn’t speak English and I changed to her.

Another nice trip is over .Till the next time ….

[JohnThomas0519]

Yes. VK is VanKampen. Ukrine girl's name is Sabrina.

As for cim and facial, m did both with gusto. Maybe I was delusional due to jet lag, but she seemed to be very receptive. However, it was obvious that I really liked her. When I requested facial on our second date, we already spent sometime together and there was some connection, (as much as there can be given the context).

[Merkur]

Thanks for the reports Johnthomas0519. I was wondering who the Ukraine girl at VK was (assumuming you mean VanKampenBerlin). Sadly my number one favorite pick (from looking at the website not through personal experience) seems to have quit as she (Kristin) is no longer on the webside :-( Was planning on visiting her once going to Berlin in the summer.

Btw, has anyone here experience of using VK's escortservivce: http://www.topescort-berlin.de/English/html/ladies.html
A lot of the girls here are missing pics, and neither say in their add which services they offer (bbbj, cif, cim and so on) Well, I sent an email and no response. Seriously, how are you supposed to book an escort if you dont know about her services. Or maybe they only give out this info through info?
I'm particulary fond of Ana and Lisa there.

Ah, another thing phototaking (say of a facial) or videotake of a session is on my "to do" list. However I find it difficult to locate any info about this, not to mention finding provideres that does it (in Berlin) It would be great to hear if anyone has any experiences of this.

Also, I think it would be fun to experience squirting (female ejaculation) so any recommendations here would be highly appreciated. It isnt exactly the most common, and thus hard to find info on.

Oooh, as I dont want to throw in a bunch of posts I must ask in this same post also: I like to finish with a facial or cim. Yes, I know its no problem finding something who offer this, but my question is: who really *loves* it? I think theres quite a big difference of a girl being comfortable with a cim or facial and those genuinely loving it! A lot of dirty talking we would great too. Any recommendations in Berlin for that?

That should be about it :-)

[JohnThomas0519]

Some of you must think I am mad to fly all the way back to txl for a hooker. But m was fun. And I also wanted to see what else do this fine city have to offer. I am relatively sheltered in paying for play. Visited girls in macau, hongkong, Bangkok and the good old usa. None came close to my time with m.

The day I returned, m was no working. She did not offer rear door. Mandy again was already busy. So I got another girl who did. This yng woman showed up on time. Nicely dressed. Same rate and pretty open to peneration by my fingers. Not as good a kisser but had no problem with greek.

Next day I had a two hr appt with m. We greeted each other as old friends. Though not a word of english was spoken, our time was great. Only trouble was she had a bad cold and could not orally entertain me as well. It was definitely a gfe. What I liked was that I did not have to be concerned if she was satisfied.

Last day in Berlin and all good things have to end. M was out sick and I was still curious about mandy from chapter one. She was available so I booked her. She showed up on time and was easily the prettiest of the 3. Tall, long legged etc. Went to room and stripped down. To my surprise, won't kiss. Also refused anal though it was understood to be part evening. Then she proceeded to tell me that she just had some surgery three days ago. This surgery turned out to be an abortion. This information is not well received by someone in themedical field. Simply as a matter of consideration, I was not interested in causing any damage. She offered a bbcim. Trouble was that she had a pierced tongue and johnthomas is not used to being battered by a ring. After a quick pop, she wanted to know if she could leave. Though I paid full fare, I had no interest in keeping her for the full hour.

Hope this proves informative and entertaining for one and all. This is partial payback for reports shared.

Good luck. If you come across m, tell her I love her.

[JohnThomas0519]

I had two more days in berlin and decided to use outcall. Eroticaacademia was more or less chosen at random. Their fees were 170 for hour and 200 for outcall. Given cab fare and travel time to VK, I was happy to pay the extra 30 euros. The fact that we would be in my nice hotel room was another factor.

Requested mandy, a tall girl who offered gfe, greek etc. 20 minutes passed appt time and no mandy. Doorbell rang and a tall, somewhat cherubic german girl introuduced herself. She spoke no english but was attractive enough to gain entry. Via body language, she told me mandy hurt herself and she was the sub. Normally I did not go for bait and swithch. But m was so pleasant that I went along. Having been to VK, I assumed that cbj was the rule. Much to my surprise, m stopped me from putting on the raincoat and give me a great BJ. We took a bath together and she finished me with cim. It was too bad that I had to leave the next day as I would have seen her again. A young woman who was a lot of fun.

You guys won't believe it, but I flew back to berlin from the states just to see m again. So check out part three.

[JohnThomas0519]

First, I confess to being ripped off in hamburg last year by a polish girl near hotel east. That is where the red light district is with the girls outside of the apt. As touts.

Berlin was a true surprise for me. When in visted in January, saw ad for VK and asked hotel concierge about it. He gave me distasteful look. So I too cab to the bldg. Others have already described location so I will get to the point.

I speak no german. The old ladly who answered door just took me to a room and seated me. Then about six young ladies paraded in one at a time and introuduced themselves. I decided on two and turned out one was taken by another guest. I ended with a very attractive ukrine girl who spoke no english. To be fair, one of the others who spoke english offered to either join us but then I had to pay for two. I hate quickies and paid 180 euros for an hour. She had nice body, cbj and no kissing. After 1st pop we did sign language. Time was running out and she volunteered to do second cbj. The girls was an 8. Service was a 7. Having seen VK's list of girls, I wanted to know how accurate their web site was. All in all I would say if you don't mind going to the outshirts of berlin and spoke german, it is worth a visit.

For me, my curiousity was satisfied but will not return. See part two for the payoff.

[German Oak]

I have read some reports about the big parlours in Berlin like Artemis or other, but I missed reports about private and little parlours here. In my opinion the big parlours are too expensive and the service isn’t better than in the little parlours, if you find a right one. So I want to write about an experience I had last week. I found in the newspaper “BZ” an announcement only with a phone number. I have called this number and have spoken with a man, apparently he comes from Eastern Europe. But his German was reasonable. He said to me, that his parlour has been opened newly and it would be two new girls from Ukrainia there. So I decided to go there and take a visit.

The parlour – name “Time out” - is in the “Dudenstraße 15” near the old “Tempelhof Airport”. Nearby is the subway-station “Platz der Luftbrücke”. I went in and have been received by this man I have spoken before. He declared that one girl was occupied by another customer and called the second girl. A girl in the age of middle 20 appeared, maybe 165 cm, a little bit chubby, but with a nice face. Here name is Irene. I asked for the prize – 50 Euro for a half hour and 100 for one. I had a good impression of her, so I booked a half hour session. We went in a big and clean room, in the middle a big bed. A shower wasn’t available, only a washbowl.

We had a long-lasting foreplay – fondling, licking and very deep DFK, which made me and she very horny, followed by a good BBBJ. She took the condom and I fucked her in different positions, ended in doggy style, which I like mostly. Apparently she enjoyed just as I this session. After this half hour I left this parlour satisfied.

Surely I will visit this parlour again. The owner said to me, that in any days would come a third girl. Open times are 10 a.m. till 11 p.m.

[Hal Has]

Had a few trips in Berlin last weekend. On Saturday I came to Berlin with my family, but I managed to take a few "walking-trips" on my own. Saturday morning I tried The Muetong Massage with one of the girls. 70 Euro for half an hour with French start, normal sex and anal-sex ending. Two hours later I visited the Cascade Sexkino and got a nice blowjob in the theater for 30 Euro from a beautiful Serbian woman. The next day I could not get away from my family, but Monday I managed to visit Müller II and got half an hour with Yasmin. FANTASTIC, I love this girl. She is very beautiful and try to make you feel you are her boyfriend. I would really recommend her, 60 Euro for half an hour with BBBJ at start. I ended my "sex-weekend" with a relaxing massage at Chock-Dee massage. 50 Euro for half an hour with a beautiful naked thai-girl. Four "sex-episodes" for 220 Euro, thats cheap! I love Berlin!

[Jackyo]

True, but there is something to be said for the sleaze factor when it comes to being blown in a dark and seedy sex kino. Not something I would want as a steady diet, but every once in a while it, like a greasy döner, really hits the spot.

Sleaze can have a certain appeal too: a guilty pleasure one doesn't divulge and only admits to ones self.

There is a basic reason why it is so dark in those rooms: the better to conceal the actual surroundings and the visual appeal of the women.

Martha Stewart would have a fit if she ever ventured into one of those Kinos and turned the lights on.

[Angus Magee]

I prefer, however, to screw in a bed rather than in an chair in a dark, dingy and dirty movie theatre.

True, but there is something to be said for the sleaze factor when it comes to being blown in a dark and seedy sex kino. Not something I would want as a steady diet, but every once in a while it, like a greasy döner, really hits the spot.

[Jackyo]

...to Berlin. Great forum and interesting reading. Anyone know of a stripjoint that also offers serious action?

... in Berlin will offer action.

All you need to do is ask and they will take you into a back room.

But why bother when you can visit an FKK club and have naked women prancing around and they are all available?

Berlin is known, in particular, for its Sexkinos.

I prefer, however, to screw in a bed rather than in an chair in a dark, dingy and dirty movie theatre.

[Grudgee]

...to Berlin. Great forum and interesting reading. Anyone know of a stripjoint that also offers serious action?

[Angus Magee]

This is a report from last Saturday night.

http://www.love-angels-berlin.de/ind...h_content.html

The Hautnah team being MIA since the end of March I finally decided last Saturday to seek my entertainment elsewhere. I guess the "small head" (little Angus) was really doing the thinking this time but for once at least he did not steer me wrong.

Having had an eye on Melissa, of Love-Angels, for some time now I called at 22:30 and set up a visit from her at 23:15. The phone call was easy and the phone guy spoke very good English.

Melissa arrived at 23:30, 15 minutes late but well within acceptable limits. I was not at all disappointed with her looks. As I suspected she looked better than her web photos which, as of this writing, are no longer on the web site for some reason. There is just a small head shot of her right now???

Business was taken care of (100 euros for 1 hour regular service) and I offered a shower to her which she accepted. When she emerged and dropped the towel I was again very pleased. This girl has a great body! She is very fit and has not an ounce of extra fat anywhere. Taut is the word I would use to describe her.

The session itself was fun but not wild or anything. She does, according to the web site, offer extras (cim, anal, NS) but I was just in the mood for an easy session. The preliminary oral was uncovered and she has a neat little trick of putting the condom on with her mouth before full service. She also accepted and seemed to enjoy receiving oral and was quite open to showing off her beautiful pussy and playing with herself for me.

All in all she is a really nice girl. Her age is given as both 19 and 21 on the web site. Either figure is believable but I tend to think her true age is the latter rather than the former. Just a hunch.

After we finished she took me to the shower and we showered together for the final 10 or so minutes of the session.

I was quite happy and satisfied with the session and I would most certainly repeat with her again.

[Nyhanare]

hold on to your hats folks, here comes my long report from my trip to berlin.

since this is my very first report in this forum, please bear with me and don't put me into the town pillory if i drop a brick or two. i'm not even really sure if this is the right forum to post the report in (i hope the moderator will move the post if it is not). a hick unfortunate enough to live in the domains of the most puritan state in europe. sweden is very tough on alcohol, prostitution, nudity and sex; funny enough some swedish school students who visited a brothel in germany the very same week became the biggest headline in swedens largest newspaper: http://www.aqurette.com/archive/0704/0704110659. shtml. becomes when he is on his own for a week in berlin, like a kid in a candy store.

and what a week i had!

among the adult entertainment places, artemis and la folie was on the top of my to do list. my only earlier experiences of fkk-clubs was one visit at artemis in september last year and at atmos in hamburg this year, and the fkk-environment is really a challenge for a shy scandinavian. my primary goals was modest:

1. to not forget the bath shoes, brake the key ring or walk in to glass doors (like i did the last time).

2. try to get used to the fkk concept, where i feel as alien as a nudist in saudi arabia, and find out how things work.

day 1: artemis.

http://www.fkk-artemis.de

it didn't start too good. in contrast to my first visit to artemis in september, the girls was very aggressive. on that time, there wasn't one girl who tried to contact me, which really isn't very strange since i look like the result of many years of carefully inbreeding. but this time, i didn't even got to look around at the place before a felt someone fondling me. i turned around and found out that it was a great looking blonde. but i wanted to check out the other choices i had, so i tried to ignore her. but she didn't want to let me go, she put her arms around me and asked if i didn't want to go upstairs with her. she was very hard to resist, and when i put my foot at a brothel, because of the nervousness, i couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. and plus, i had. to avoid earlier problems with fanny fright, also taken an ehh. certain sex pill, that gave me headache. so it ended upstairs.

i don't remember her name but she was very young, came from lithuania. told me she had worked at the place for only seven days, and was only going to work a few more and then go back to her home country again. anyway it was very gfe, wiht thoung kissing and all. and the pills seemed to work!

after we had the horizontal rumble, i got some food in the restaurant. then i was going to check out the girls at the place, but i didn't even had the chance to walk the few meters from the restaurant to the bar, until a gorgeus brunette asked me if i wanted to go upstairs for some sucking and fucking. but no, i had got mud for my turtle only few minutes ago. only 15 seconds later two great looking blondes ask if i want to go up with them, but no, i was going to the bar. and when i finally sit in the bar, suddenly a serbian blonde comes and put her arms around me. she asked what i thought of her fish net (it was the only thing she had on). i know the unwritten rule is, that if you start pawing the girls or necking, you have accepted to have sex with her later. but what if the girl is pawing me! ? soon she had her hand inside my bath robe and started jacking me off. heeelp! and now, was there any 10 at artemis that night? i have no idea, becaus all the 7-8-9's was on me like flies on a fresh horse turd.

total disaster. : (

day 2: la folie.

http://www.la-folie.de

next day, at the thursday around eight o'clock at the evening, i went to the other fkk club in berlin, la folie. i new before, that the place was around 40 times smaller than artemis, so it didn't come as a surprise. but arrgh! the guests didn't get a bath robe, but only the worlds smallest towel, that you can't put around your waist, but only was ment to sit on. i'm a shy scandinavian, and my pale ass is really not intended to be on display. i'm so ugly that if i went to a haunted house, i would propably come out with an application. there was only around 6-8 girls at the place, most of them not very new. now i can understand better, why the alcohol is dramatically cheaper at la folie. first after 10 beers the selection is in the same league as artemis. i knew, that prostitution is the worlds oldest institution. but i hadn't expected to meet some of its founders at la folie.

when i sat down in the bar one of them came to me and wanted to talk, and with the last experience in the bar at artemis fresh in my mind, i was almost close to cry like a baby and yell for mommy, but i managed to hold my composure, and studdered something like "i, i, i don't speak english" luckily, she walked away. whew! i only saw one young girl at the place, a brunette with a very hot body but plain face. i considered if i was going to leave the place or pick her, when suddenly a young blonde with a very beautiful face, but pretty ordinary body, came in civilian clothes to work (the girls at la folie checks in at the bar). she then came and sat down at the bar next to me, and soon started a conversation with me. she called herself christine, claimed she was 23 years old and came from novosibirsk in sibiria. when i asked her how long she have worked at la folie, she answered a little embarrased: for only two weeks. she worked as a nurse in berlin, she claimed. i chose her, and we agreed upon 30 minutes (apparently, you have to tell the bartender how long time you want to be with the girl at la folie). it became one of the strangest experiences i've had with a proffessional (or ehh. whatever.) girl. she asked me if she could give me massage. so we started with that. then she asked if i wanted her to give me french, and didn't even try to put the party-hat on, but asked me to do it myself. after a very short blow-job, there was some kissing, she bit me in the nipples and so on. there didn't seem to lack engagement. she purred like a cat when i carressed her neck and told me several times with enthusiasm and the worlds biggest smile "this is so ohh! ", i even got a compliment for my eyes, which was ehh. very friendly of her. and i waited in usual order to proceed to the danish. when she suddenly asked if i could give her massage? i have never given any massage before, but as i said, i have room temperature-iq when i am at a brothel, so i did it after my best ability. but before she even got her panties off, she told me that there was only five minutes left, and asked if i wanted to extend. i thought it would have been irritating not to even have done some horizontal folk-dancing with her, so ok. she told me she always have to tell them when the customer want to extend, so she ran out of the room and a few seconds she came back. she gave a new very quick blow jobs, bit the nipples and then laid down and wanted me to caress her. i finally had to ask her to remove her panties, but when she did, she laid down by the side of me. finally we got going with the danish, and she didn't seem to lack enthusiasm. she was pretty loud and everything. i just can't understand why she kept the panties on most of the time, only wanted to be caressed and why it seemed so hard to proceed to the danish. but afterwards something happened that i have pretty bad conscious for: at la folie you always pay first when you check out. and to my surprise the bartender only charged me for a half an hour, when i had been with the girl longer. and i was to embarassed to stand there and tell in the open so the other guests and girls could hear it, that i had been with the girl for two half hours. it's a fly in the ointment, because i don't want to be dishonest end cheat someone for money.

day 3: artemis.

next night i took to van kampen (http://www.vankampenberlin.de). only four girls available. no one in the same league as the better looking girls at artemis.

so i left, and sat my course towards westkreuz and halenseestraße.

the girls was also very aggressive this evening, but now i was prepaired. and at least i had the chance to check out the selection. but there was no 10 in sight: (i sat next to a chinese guy in the bar, who was put on the defensive just as much as me against the girls trying to get him up to a room. when a girl finally managed to persuade him, all the girls at the bar applauded. the chinese guy responded by lifting his arms in the air and doing a little victory dance. when a polish blonde girl also got me up to a room to play hide the hamster, the girls applauded again.

the belly ride was nothing to write home about, but it should perhaps be pointed out, that french without wiener wrap seems to be standard at artemis and that she did something that is a little bit controversial (however i don't now how vexed the issue is at this forum): she took cupid's toothpaste in her mouth.

but before anyone start to [CodeWord134] in my mailbox, i wish to underline, that when i visit these institutions, due to nervousness, i always have a kangaroo loose in the upper paddock.

this handicap also brought me a very bad expercience. i had as always taken the blue pill, and it had apparently worked every time. did i tell you by the way, that i had headache?. until i suddenly was with a german blonde girl. she sucked it hard again and again, but everytime i put mr wigley in her, the little bastard just died. and the girl became really pissed off! i was only shocked, stunned and speechless due to the fact that there, despite i had taken that blue pill, again was missing bits for a vacuum pump, so i didn't react at all on her many rude and insolent answers like "you really don't speak the best english in the world, just uh-uh-uh" etc. but afterwards it makes me pretty sad and angry, because despite that i probably have a personality like a snail on valium when i am at a brothel, i always treat the girl with respect. and i expect her to treat me with the same respect. and when a customer pays a lot of money for the time he spends with the girl, at least he shouldn't have to be insulted and humiliated by the girl? i have been with around 80 ladies of the evening and never met a girl that has been hostile to me before. unfortunately, i can't remember her name. but if you see a tall blonde girl from cologne with tattoos and bolt-ons at artemis, avoid her like an angry skunk.

day 4: artemis (again).

what a shitty ride my attempt at getting used to the fkk environment in berlin had been until this.

and it was going to continue when i the next night met a friend from the danish forum www.venuslogen.dk at artemis.

there wasn't any 10 this night either. despite it was saturday where it is supposed to be the best selection.

when me and my friend sat down in a couch down at the bar by the pool, there came two girls, and they did something pretty cunning. a brazilian girl, who my friend already had been upstairs with, sat down in the couch between me and my friend, while her colombian friend led my friends attention away. the brazilian girl called pamela, leant over my lap and asked me to rub her back. and what the hell do you do?

she immediately started moaning and hey presto! she all off a sudden stopped her hands inside my bath robe and started giving me a hand gig in public. oh crap! it really isn't easy to be a shy scandinavian at fkk.

it was obviously planned, and because she practically lay down over my lap, there wasn't much possibility to flee (at the same time you don't want to offend the girls). i said no at least five times, but she was very persistent, and as i said, at a brothel my mind reach escape velocity and achieves orbit, so she got me up to a room. fuck how stupid am i!

my friend was very happy with her, but when i was with this girl, she always made really lousy comments like "amore! ", "my love! " etc. and despite the fact that i couldn't get turned on by her, there was no problem with little elvis at this time. when i had finished grumping after that experience, i talked to my friend among other things sex with two girls. i had played the national indoor sport with two girls in prague at k5, and it wasn't very good, i wouldn't try that again, not my cup of tea. and. suddenly two very young blondes comes by. i didn't hesitate a second to go up with them for a ride.

i am very weak for super-young blondes. both came from poland and they always ran around at the place like they were inseparable. especially the "younger" girl. she claimed she was 20, but looked younger. was imho very good looking and really had a look that said jailbait, and if it wasn't for the two front teeth that was a little too apparent she would be close to a 10 on my scale. and those two front teeth i really became painfully acquainted with. she had a pretty poor sucking technique (ouch! ). otherwise there wasn't anything to complaint over, and especially her one year older friend (who btw was the only one who could speak english) were very enthusiastic, but my earlier problems with the twiddle-diddler made it not so fun anymore, and i had very hard to reach climax.

since i was not totally sober when me and my friend finished off the night at das klo (http://www.klo. de), i had a bad hang over the next day and had to drop my plans for the next day, but despite that, i went to artemis anyway.

day 5: artemis (one more time).

several girls pointed out, that i looked very down in the mouth. i drank a lot of coffee in the bar to revive. a good looking blonde, sabina from poland, (24 years old she claimed) came and talked to me. she had one of the earlier days treated me on chocolates, she sat for some reason with a whole big box at the bar, but it was apparently been eaten up this night. she appeared to be unusually social, and my danish friend who is a little older and wiser than me had talked a lot the other night about the importance of building an athmosphere of trust and sympathy, and that is probably true. anyway this girl gave me the best sex i've had with a night-bird, if not the best sex ever. i almost couldn't stand on my feet afterwards. and fortunately, the blue pill worked, but i had hard to get my gun off, and it took some work from sabina. it ended with her getting happy juice both in her mouth and face. but before anyone want to lynch me, i want to point out that it was i desperation it became that way.

after this night i felt that i finally had grown into the fkk-costume, and after the experience with sabina i had acquired the taste. so it became one final visist to artemis the next night.

day 6 artemis (yikes! )

i almost became worthy of getting my photo on the wall by the reception with the text "this weeks regular customer".

but there was no 10 as long as my eyes could reach this night either. ran into my friend again who couldn't keep away from this pace either, and we sat down in a couch to watch gogo dancers. soon two bulgarian girls came to us, and the "older" (maybe around 25? ) sat down carefully at the back of the couch behind my friend, while the younger brunette sat down right into my lap. she was very good looking, and it was fortunate that i had crossed my legs before she sat upon me, because she was a stubborn devil and she made so it became flag day in the bath robe. but i was hard and firm (in its double sense). i had checked out another girl, a very young brunette, who had eaten at the same table as me in the restaurant both this and the other day. i catched her when i saw her down at the pool. she was pretty bad at english, but claimed she was 20 years old, came from budapest and called herself an "amateur". the horizontal jitterbug wasn't very remembable (but fortunately there was no problems with the leather cigar), however funny enough she afterwards wanted to stay in bed, smoked a cigarett with me and talked for a long time, despite the fact that we almost couldn't understand each other at all. almost all the other girls just wanted to go down to the bar immediately as soon as the sex was over. strange enough the rule at artemis seems to be that even if you pay for 30 minutes, it is only until you get orgasm?

i was very happy for the little fitness room and the more calm, quiet and relaxed bar down at the pool, were i spent most of my time between the rides. i was also happy that there weren't any film cameras when i came out for a little embarrasing episode where a brazilian girl asked me to sit by her in the bar. and what the hell do you answer? i carefully climbed up on the high bar stool, nervous like a pig at the slaughterbench. and of course, she immediately started to neck me, and tried to put her hands inside my bath robe. i repeatedly said "nonononononono". and this time i stood firm.

i didn't see more of my friend for the rest of the night, but i'm sure he had his hands full.

i also got to hit the kitten one more time before i went home and back to the grey everyday life in scandinavia. in the big bar a blonde girl came and asked me politely if she could sit down next to me. i had checked her out before, because she had imho that kind of model face you can see at the catwalk or in magazines like vogue, but she wasn't among my priorities because i thought she had a look that perhaps seemed cold. but she appeared to be very warm, social and nice. she also came from poland and was a friend to sabina, the girl who gave me the ride of my life. they sat down together at the bar before she came to me, and she made exactly the same approach as sabina with a quiet and "intelligent" conversation where i could "feel her pulse". all the other girls just wanted to go upstairs immediately.

the hop in the saddle was nothing special (but thank god, there was no problems with the wigga-wagga this time either). she also had a cold, and told me she had been on antibiotics for a week.

in all: there perhaps was too close between the bad experiences and too long between the good ones, and i burned a lot of more money than i originally had planned, but i am happy for the experiences from the for us scandinavians exotic fkk-environment. the most lasting memories is probably the girl from cologne (shudder! ) and christine from la folie (in a special weird way) and of course sabina!

as i said: what an eastern!

editor's note: i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here for more information.

[Angus Magee]

Or would Ii get better service spending a day in an FKK like Artemis.

Cheers!

Without a doubt!