Berlin

[Grudgi]

Hi Angus!

"Hautnah is now officially my favorite outcall agency in Berlin" !

Nice to hear but hurry up because a few of these nice ladys will go back to their country soon. I don`t know if they`ll be replaced properly!

:-)

[One Eyed Man]

And OEM, I have to say I agree with you about avoiding German girls in a lot of these establishments. They often have a sort of 'I'm generally too good for this' type attitude hidden just below the surface. Any friction and out it comes. Sounds like you had had one particular type of GFE, the GGFE or German Girl Friend Experience. Not to be confused with the other type.
AM

I didn't mean to sound like I was against German girls. Many of my past girlfriends were German, and I've had some great times with German pros. For instance, there's Natalie at Kamilla la Dee, who's this cool 5'10" German blonde girl (still there). This girl Sam at Van Kampen (started there after quitting her job, and probably went back to civilian life) was also great. Draw your own conclusions, but German (and Germany-based) escorts are really grateful when you DATY on them. Either Madlen of Candyshop was a psycho (I think she meant to give good service), or I just coincidentally managed to push all her buttons.

[Angus Magee]

http://www.hautnah-in-berlin.de/Hintergund.htm


Hautnah is now officially my favorite outcall agency in Berlin. Miki from that agency just left and I thought that I would get a report in before hitting the sack.

Again, top marks to the phone guy. He speaks English well enough to get a girl to the right address on time and he is polite and helpful. Miki arrived on time at about 5 mins. before the hour. As with Claudia I was a bit nervous about the pics on the internet. They show what could be and attractive girl but not for sure.

When Miki poked her head around the corner of my flat's stair case though I was very happy. She is a fresh faced natural beauty with a nice body. Wearing a typical young teen get up, black short pants (half way between the knee & the ankle and a nice pink top she looked great, She has dark blond hair past her shoulders and seems to wear some, but not much, make up-a little eye liner was all that I could see.

She came in and greeted me with the two cheek kiss and I took her to the phone and gave her 90 euros for the hour we would spend together. Then she asked for the bathroom. Okay, now if you read my review of Claudia you will note that I was a bit taken back when I realized that she did not shower fully between clients. I offered and she refused.

Now, by contrast, Miki headed right away for the shower. I smiled and and went to the living room to wait. Less than 5 mis. later M appeared wrapped in the towel I had given her. We sat on the couch and I asked her some questions to get things started.

Again I was struck by her good looks. Facially she is very nice. She has a kind of Eastern European beauty, with a touch of California girl (the blond hair & light complexion) and the freshness of youth. She speaks not much English (she did not get my corny jokes...) but enough. Her German is terrible and she says that she speaks a bit of Italian.

Now one of the questions was, do you go to school. She replied yes, I'm in grade 11. Now I froze. Grade 11? Where I come from that is like-16 yo. She must have seen my face as she started laughing and said-I'm 18 and taking a year off to work.
Whew.

I reached up and started to pull off her towel. I wanted to see her body. She kind of teased me a bit here (I love that) and pretended to resist a bit. I must have looked disappointed as she then let the towel drop. WOW. Her body was stunning. Her breasts are perfect. Not huge but big and so firm. No droop what so ever and capped with the cutest pointed nipples.

I cupped them and played with the nipples for some time. Next I lay her back on the sofa and went down for a taste of her shaved pussy. Again, sweetness and beauty. Very tasty.

Now as an aside here I do have one mild negative about the agency-and it is not a huge one. Perhaps more of an observation really. On the web site it states that all the girls do tongue kisses, Fr. total w/swallow, Naturesekt, come on face and covered sex. Now that is some standard menu.

In reality tough I noticed with both Claudia and Miki (more so with Miki) that the kissing was not really all that enthusiastic. Like it was a bit of a chore. Now i don't expect the girls to enthusiastically kiss me if that is not something that they are comfortable with. But it seems to me that the agency offers a bit more than they actually can deliver. Now Miki did kiss me, and later in the session it even got a bit more passionate, but it was not exactly what I saw on the web site. I can not help but wonder if this does not cause trouble for the girls.

Sp from here the session progressed very nicely. After some time licking her I lay back and she went to work on little A with her mouth. Great technique and so so pretty looking up at me.

At some point I moved us to the bed room. Here I had her do all sorts of fun things including some face sitting (having her squat above me and plant her ass squarely on my face was a slice of heaven, more bbbj, some nice bls, lots more daty, some posing, and a bit of face fucking (but this did not work so well as she was obviously a bit scared I would push too hard in her mouth).

Finally I was ready to go for a bit of doggy but then I realized that we were running a bit short of time. Schade. In fact I was not convinced that she would take little A all that well. During our romp I had a couple of times tried to get some finger action going. Each time I could not get past the second knuckle of my index finger in her pussy before she would tense up. She is very, very tight and a bit nervous about penetration I think. Again, I can't help but wonder if this gives her problems with some of her younger, less understanding customers. In a two hour session with a tube of lube and some clit stimulation I am sure it would work (and feel wonderful-she is tight!!!) But as time was short and I wanted to cum on her face anyway I let the idea of fucking her go.

So I sat in my chair with M at my feet and she went to work. In vet little time I was ready. I stood and got ready, taking little A from her grasp and taking aim. She looked so cute on her knees, face ready to receive my cum. She said pleas not in the eyes so I tilted her head back and told her to open her mouth which she did.

Well, the best made plans of mice and men...The first blast hit her squarely in the right eye..opps...the second went right to the back of her throat (I got my swallow ) and the rest all over her lips, chin and dripped to her breasts. Passing her a towel and apologizing for the eye shot I lead her to clean up.

She was good humored about it. I guess it happens from time to time. And she was soon in the shower again. This time I watched her shower and get dressed. She had very sexy little thong panties. mmmm

Soon she was on the phone and on her way. Right on the hour as a mater of fact.

So I was happy with my time with Miki. She is young, hot and agreeable to pretty much whatever I suggested. She was a bit reluctant (shy?) to masturbate for me but did give it a try. I would love to do an extended session with her-2-3 hrs and really get into it. I have the sense that she is a bit submissive and with a bit of time I could really get her going I felt.

Thats it for now-time to get some rest.

Thanks for reading.

[Angus Magee]

Angus appears quite high on La Folie (is it in the same class as Artemis?). How does the pricing compare? The goods? The atmosphere?

Thanks in advance and know that I'll do my duty and assist others where I can be of help.

The Grand Wazoo

Hey Gr. Waz.

Well sorry to say that I can not help with personal experience of Artemis. But There are those who seem to have had a good experience there. There are some reports in this Berlin section and you might also have a look in the Germany FKK section. I believe there is more in there.

Now i have a friend who has been a couple of times and he loves the place. I have heard criticism though that it is a bit hit & miss. And for 70 euros entrance my pockets are just not deep enough for a miss.

I believe that the pricing is on the web site http://www.fkk-artemis.de/
It is also in English if you look. If the price of a girl is not on there I think it is 60/half hr. Extras are, well, extra. Sorry, I do not know the prices.

Now, Artemis vs La Folie. They are very different places. For one, LF is not an FKK really. It is a bar with trim. It is small. Smokey, as are many bars in Germany. And there are not that many girls at one time. Perhaps 8-12 girls when I was there. But both times I was there was in August, a slow time of year and a time when many bars are slow. Maybe at other times of the year there are more girls.

But what can I say. The girls that were there were great IMO. Not all of them, but enough. I have been there, I think, three times. Each time I went with two girls. Of those, four were absolute knockouts. The first one was so-so but this was before I figured out how to say, politely, I'm not interested. And the other so-so girl (it was late and the bar was almost empty) started giving me a bj as I sat at the bar. What could I do...

Also the girls in LF are not all pros. There are girls who work just a couple of days a week to suplement their income from another job. I find this a turn on in itself. You just have to luck out and learn to spot the pros. Generally pretty easy actually. They are much more agressive.

At Aremis the girls are mostly live ins and they are there to do the job. I am sure that you can find a nice girl there, but it may take some digging-and remember to learn how to say, thanks, but I'm not ready to decide just yet.

Anyway-hope that you have a good time when you come wherever you end up. Oh-the pricing at LF is (or was-it may have changed and I have not been in a while) 14 euros to get in (includes your 1st drink) 60 euros for a half hour with a girl in a room. Lady drinks ? but as always a bit pricey and extras I do not know. I know that many of the ladies that I am interested in there (semi-pro part timers)did not do bb anything (ie bbbj). And kissing seemed to be very YMMV-some did, some didn't. This is a bummer if they don't, but fuckin fantastic if they do!!

Cheers

[The Grand Wazoo]

Fellow Mongerers,

I have searched far and low amongst this board as well as several others regarding the FKK Artemis. I've found some basic info and a few girlie tidbits but after a month and a half of serious googling I'm afraid that I still cannot determine if the Artemis is worth the expense and effort. I've booked a trendy four star hotel as close as possible (on the Kudamm) and expect to 'hunt' at the Artemis for a few days in early October. First let it be known that I'm a business guy from northen Europe and travel a few times a year to Berlin. Visited La Camilla's joint on a few occasions (so far the best brothel that I've experienced in Berlin) as well as Liberty and VanKampen (bit too pricey IMO).

Now as a FKK virgin I'm determined to break my cherry and do some serious debauchery.

Please please please can someone give me an honest and current account of the FKK Artemis. I suspect that many new ladies have arrived after the World Cup hysteria. Just looking for some basic reviews, tips, suggestions and overall thumbs up or down.

Angus appears quite high on La Folie (is it in the same class as Artemis?). How does the pricing compare? The goods? The atmosphere?

Thanks in advance and know that I'll do my duty and assist others where I can be of help.

The Grand Wazoo

[Arxontas Erastis]

Artemis is the only FKK in Berlin. However, if you do not mind a small smokey bar packed with hot (available) women you could try La Folie. Plenty written about it in this forum in earlier posts.

Thanks for your advise but I didn't read it early enough and I ended up at Artemis again. I promised myself I'm not going again!

I'll try La folie next time.

[Angus Magee]

Right, but what does she look like ? slim with big tits is not enough.

Thanks

It would be nice to have a description, for color in the report, but with a place like Artimis isn't the whole point to it that you go and have a look? If you are after someone in particular & know their name you can ask. He did make kind of oblique references to her being perhaps a bit chubby.

[Vicifranck]

If Sam is there I think I would recommend her.

Right, but what does she look like ? slim with big tits is not enough.

Thanks

[Luv Nooke]

Why isn't anyone talking about how difficult it is to find this place? Perhaps most of you are taking taxi's to get there, I drove.

Anyway, met Sam there last Saturday. She said she's 21 and was there for her first time and was planning on staying just through the weekend. Sam was really cute but the slim type I am normally attracted to. She more than made up for that with her attitude. For as young a girl as she is Sam truly understands how to seduce a man.

I was sitting in one of the kino rooms and she walked in. There were two other guys there and they didn't really want anything to do with her. So Sam made her way over to me and struck up a conversation. I found her quite engaging and cute, personality-wise. Along with the fun banter she began light touching. After a bit of this I eventually decided to give her a try.

Sam was very enthusiastic but with some restrictions, e.g., no kissing on the lips, etc. With no prompting from me however she went right into a nice BBBJ. She seemed to very naturally take to it and enjoyed herself as well, going very deeply at times and using long, wet strokes. Still, no kissing on the lips.

Sam did offer very nicely rounded breasts, they would still be large even if she trimmed her body down a bit. Her nipples were proportionate is size though. Many times a woman with large breasts will have overly large nipples. Anyway, Sam's are nice. She didn't seem particularly excited or displeased with my attention. So I continued to polay with them for a little while just to get it out of my system.

The main event was nice but rather conventional, a mono-positional thrust-fest that produced all the expected results.

After Sam I went wandering throught the place and sat at the bar on the main floor for a while. That's when I met Cara, the Italian. She is a piece of work, perhaps fun, but a little too much for me. I chatted up this cute little Rumanian for a while who looked every bit of 13 in her face, but with a body that was perfect. Her bubbly little personality was so enchantingly sick, I couldn't bear the thought of dipping my wick in her.

At the end of the bar was a knockout, I kept wondering whether this might Nellie, the Turkish girl. I was keenly interetsed in finding her too. We made eye contact many times and she always smiled but never approached me. For whatever reason, I did feel like getting up off the barstool.

Eventually, however, I decided to take a walk and ended up back in the same kino room. Cara tracked me down in about 30 seconds unfortunately. I actually enjoyed toying with her and making her think that I was going to buy her services, all the while having no intention to do that to myself.

Then who walks in but Sam. She seemed truly bored. We began talking again and and really started having some sort of connection. As time went by she started touching me again, very lightly, and with expert precision with her fingertips. This young girl so understands seduction! Well, she eventually was going down on me there in the kino and didn't say a word about going up to a room. I wasn't assuming that I was getting head for free, but she really seemed to be doing this because she wanted to. Then the kissing on the lips started, prompted by her, not me.

We did go back upstairs. We both laughed at the fact that she really likes doggy and so do I and neither of us mentioned that during round one. Well, round two was nothing but her on all fours and me pulling her mane back hard with one hand and gripping her hips tighly with the either while I thrust as hard, deep, and fast as I could stand.

If Sam is there I think I would recommend her.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for directions for posting a link to a specific report.

[Angus Magee]

Thanks Luv Nooke-good to have the information on a VC girl.

BTW_ I wonder what ever happened to Kumbu? Kumbu-are you there? Looking forward to the rest of your report.

[Luv Nooke]

Saw Heather last weekend. She is really a very attractive and tall young lady. Her physique is fabulous as well. The session was good but not the type that creates lasting memories. She didn't mind being touched but manual entry not allowed. That's okay, I know it's uncomfortable for many girls and a higiene concern in any case. Just the same, it did set the tone for the remainder of the sesion. She was very accomodating in terms of positions and the amount of time I needed, which turned out to be considerable on this day for some reason.

Heather is a 9/10 on looks, and a solid 8 on service. A very good session but still just a tad bit lacking. I would still recommend her though. If this was her off day then I'm in for a treat when I return.

[Free Derry]

Thanks Free Derry. Sorry though but I should have mentioned that I know the first one and have never been able to get to the reports on it. You have to get past some age verification thing with a credit card and I am reluctant to do this. But thanks anyway.

Any more? I am also looking for smaller lesser known escort agencies in Berlin. I know all the big ones. Looking for more like this

http://www.hautnah-in-berlin.de/Hintergund.htm

if there are any.

AM

I'm not a expert of the Berlin scene.

On berlinintim they a listed here:

http://www.berlinintim.de/member/Club/Escort.php

Some adresses, but I do not know the service:

http://www.berlin-beauties.de/ladies-%fcbersicht.html
http://www.gsmedien.de/sex/sandra.htm
http://www.love-angels-berlin.de/ind...h_content.html
http://www.klein-zierlich.de/index.htm

[Angus Magee]

www.verkehrsberichte.de (Forum Berlin)
www.berlinintim.de (Reports Berlin)

Thanks Free Derry. Sorry though but I should have mentioned that I know the first one and have never been able to get to the reports on it. You have to get past some age verification thing with a credit card and I am reluctant to do this. But thanks anyway.

Any more? I am also looking for smaller lesser known escort agencies in Berlin. I know all the big ones. Looking for more like this

http://www.hautnah-in-berlin.de/Hintergund.htm

if there are any.

AM

[Free Derry]

Does anyone know of any review sites that are in German and cater to specifically the German, or even better, the Berlin escort/brothell scene? My German is improving and I thought it might be fun to check these boards out.

Thanks in advance

A M

(also posted in the German General info thread)

www.verkehrsberichte.de (Forum Berlin)
www.berlinintim.de (Reports Berlin)

[Angus Magee]

Does anyone know of any review sites that are in German and cater to specifically the German, or even better, the Berlin escort/brothell scene? My German is improving and I thought it might be fun to check these boards out.

Thanks in advance

A M

(also posted in the German General info thread)