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[The Grand Wazoo]

Fellow Mongerers,

I have searched far and low amongst this board as well as several others regarding the FKK Artemis. I've found some basic info and a few girlie tidbits but after a month and a half of serious googling I'm afraid that I still cannot determine if the Artemis is worth the expense and effort. I've booked a trendy four star hotel as close as possible (on the Kudamm) and expect to 'hunt' at the Artemis for a few days in early October. First let it be known that I'm a business guy from northen Europe and travel a few times a year to Berlin. Visited La Camilla's joint on a few occasions (so far the best brothel that I've experienced in Berlin) as well as Liberty and VanKampen (bit too pricey IMO).

Now as a FKK virgin I'm determined to break my cherry and do some serious debauchery.

Please please please can someone give me an honest and current account of the FKK Artemis. I suspect that many new ladies have arrived after the World Cup hysteria. Just looking for some basic reviews, tips, suggestions and overall thumbs up or down.

Angus appears quite high on La Folie (is it in the same class as Artemis?). How does the pricing compare? The goods? The atmosphere?

Thanks in advance and know that I'll do my duty and assist others where I can be of help.

The Grand Wazoo

[Arxontas Erastis]

Artemis is the only FKK in Berlin. However, if you do not mind a small smokey bar packed with hot (available) women you could try La Folie. Plenty written about it in this forum in earlier posts.

Thanks for your advise but I didn't read it early enough and I ended up at Artemis again. I promised myself I'm not going again!

I'll try La folie next time.

[Angus Magee]

Right, but what does she look like ? slim with big tits is not enough.

Thanks

It would be nice to have a description, for color in the report, but with a place like Artimis isn't the whole point to it that you go and have a look? If you are after someone in particular & know their name you can ask. He did make kind of oblique references to her being perhaps a bit chubby.

[Vicifranck]

If Sam is there I think I would recommend her.

Right, but what does she look like ? slim with big tits is not enough.

Thanks

[Luv Nooke]

Why isn't anyone talking about how difficult it is to find this place? Perhaps most of you are taking taxi's to get there, I drove.

Anyway, met Sam there last Saturday. She said she's 21 and was there for her first time and was planning on staying just through the weekend. Sam was really cute but the slim type I am normally attracted to. She more than made up for that with her attitude. For as young a girl as she is Sam truly understands how to seduce a man.

I was sitting in one of the kino rooms and she walked in. There were two other guys there and they didn't really want anything to do with her. So Sam made her way over to me and struck up a conversation. I found her quite engaging and cute, personality-wise. Along with the fun banter she began light touching. After a bit of this I eventually decided to give her a try.

Sam was very enthusiastic but with some restrictions, e.g., no kissing on the lips, etc. With no prompting from me however she went right into a nice BBBJ. She seemed to very naturally take to it and enjoyed herself as well, going very deeply at times and using long, wet strokes. Still, no kissing on the lips.

Sam did offer very nicely rounded breasts, they would still be large even if she trimmed her body down a bit. Her nipples were proportionate is size though. Many times a woman with large breasts will have overly large nipples. Anyway, Sam's are nice. She didn't seem particularly excited or displeased with my attention. So I continued to polay with them for a little while just to get it out of my system.

The main event was nice but rather conventional, a mono-positional thrust-fest that produced all the expected results.

After Sam I went wandering throught the place and sat at the bar on the main floor for a while. That's when I met Cara, the Italian. She is a piece of work, perhaps fun, but a little too much for me. I chatted up this cute little Rumanian for a while who looked every bit of 13 in her face, but with a body that was perfect. Her bubbly little personality was so enchantingly sick, I couldn't bear the thought of dipping my wick in her.

At the end of the bar was a knockout, I kept wondering whether this might Nellie, the Turkish girl. I was keenly interetsed in finding her too. We made eye contact many times and she always smiled but never approached me. For whatever reason, I did feel like getting up off the barstool.

Eventually, however, I decided to take a walk and ended up back in the same kino room. Cara tracked me down in about 30 seconds unfortunately. I actually enjoyed toying with her and making her think that I was going to buy her services, all the while having no intention to do that to myself.

Then who walks in but Sam. She seemed truly bored. We began talking again and and really started having some sort of connection. As time went by she started touching me again, very lightly, and with expert precision with her fingertips. This young girl so understands seduction! Well, she eventually was going down on me there in the kino and didn't say a word about going up to a room. I wasn't assuming that I was getting head for free, but she really seemed to be doing this because she wanted to. Then the kissing on the lips started, prompted by her, not me.

We did go back upstairs. We both laughed at the fact that she really likes doggy and so do I and neither of us mentioned that during round one. Well, round two was nothing but her on all fours and me pulling her mane back hard with one hand and gripping her hips tighly with the either while I thrust as hard, deep, and fast as I could stand.

If Sam is there I think I would recommend her.

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[Angus Magee]

Thanks Luv Nooke-good to have the information on a VC girl.

BTW_ I wonder what ever happened to Kumbu? Kumbu-are you there? Looking forward to the rest of your report.

[Luv Nooke]

Saw Heather last weekend. She is really a very attractive and tall young lady. Her physique is fabulous as well. The session was good but not the type that creates lasting memories. She didn't mind being touched but manual entry not allowed. That's okay, I know it's uncomfortable for many girls and a higiene concern in any case. Just the same, it did set the tone for the remainder of the sesion. She was very accomodating in terms of positions and the amount of time I needed, which turned out to be considerable on this day for some reason.

Heather is a 9/10 on looks, and a solid 8 on service. A very good session but still just a tad bit lacking. I would still recommend her though. If this was her off day then I'm in for a treat when I return.

[Free Derry]

Thanks Free Derry. Sorry though but I should have mentioned that I know the first one and have never been able to get to the reports on it. You have to get past some age verification thing with a credit card and I am reluctant to do this. But thanks anyway.

Any more? I am also looking for smaller lesser known escort agencies in Berlin. I know all the big ones. Looking for more like this

http://www.hautnah-in-berlin.de/Hintergund.htm

if there are any.

AM

I'm not a expert of the Berlin scene.

On berlinintim they a listed here:

http://www.berlinintim.de/member/Club/Escort.php

Some adresses, but I do not know the service:

http://www.berlin-beauties.de/ladies-%fcbersicht.html
http://www.gsmedien.de/sex/sandra.htm
http://www.love-angels-berlin.de/ind...h_content.html
http://www.klein-zierlich.de/index.htm

[Angus Magee]

www.verkehrsberichte.de (Forum Berlin)
www.berlinintim.de (Reports Berlin)

Thanks Free Derry. Sorry though but I should have mentioned that I know the first one and have never been able to get to the reports on it. You have to get past some age verification thing with a credit card and I am reluctant to do this. But thanks anyway.

Any more? I am also looking for smaller lesser known escort agencies in Berlin. I know all the big ones. Looking for more like this

http://www.hautnah-in-berlin.de/Hintergund.htm

if there are any.

AM

[Free Derry]

Does anyone know of any review sites that are in German and cater to specifically the German, or even better, the Berlin escort/brothell scene? My German is improving and I thought it might be fun to check these boards out.

Thanks in advance

A M

(also posted in the German General info thread)

www.verkehrsberichte.de (Forum Berlin)
www.berlinintim.de (Reports Berlin)

[Angus Magee]

Does anyone know of any review sites that are in German and cater to specifically the German, or even better, the Berlin escort/brothell scene? My German is improving and I thought it might be fun to check these boards out.

Thanks in advance

A M

(also posted in the German General info thread)

[Angus Magee]

Hey GrandPianist-Thanks for the report . Too bad you could not find Dominicusstr. But sounds like you ended up at the right place anyway. Good job not letting her get away with stiffing you for tourist prices. This is the hazard with many Kantstr-Wilmersdorf establishment. They are in really touristy area and I think the girls get away with charging obvious out-of-towners higher prices. 70 Euros for aa in the seat cbj-yeah right.

And OEM, I have to say I agree with you about avoiding German girls in a lot of these establishments. They often have a sort of 'I'm generally too good for this' type attitude hidden just below the surface. Any friction and out it comes. Sounds like you had had one particular type of GFE, the GGFE or German Girl Friend Experience. Not to be confused with the other type.

And, I have had great times with German girls. Once again I will sing praises for Royal brothelle. My last experience there was with Kim, a very beautiful and, IME, pleasant German girl. Also Lea at Dolce Vita I is a sweetie who I have seen perhaps 5 times now, a repeat rarity for me. She is just so sweet to me and her bbbj skills keep getting better with each visit. Now that she trusts I won't start ramming down her throat when I get excited she does deeper & deeper mouth penetration. And she has a tongue piercing which she uses effectively.

Thanks both of you for the reports

AM

[Grandpianist]

I am indebted to Angus Magee for responding to my request for information on sexkinos - ErotikKino26's website certainly looked appealing. Sadly I couldn't locate Dominicusstr. 26 on my (cheap) map of Berlin but I was able to easily find Kant Str which is how I ended up in Cascade.

The door was locked upon my arrival on a Thursday evening at 18.00 but a friendly face soon appeared at a hatch in the wall. After quickly checking me over, I was allow entry which took me to a bar area. Admittance was 6 Eur while a bottle of beer cost another 4 eurs. The very relaxed and friendly barmaid looked no different than barmaids at pubs and bars across Europe and engaged me in a bit of social chit chat. On my way into the cinema, I noticed three ladies sitting in a corner of the bar.

The cinema was nothing like I'd imagined - the seating were like upholstered church pews with high sides and backs for privacy. There were no other customers. Within seconds of me taking my seat, the first lady sat down next to me and engaged me in conversation. She was latino looking with very large boobs and I was tempted. For 50 Euros she said we could go to a room for 20 minutes and she will make me very happy and for 30 euros we could stay where we were. Something deep inside me made me hold back despite the rising lust whereupon she started the hard sell. I said I wanted to watch the movie and eventually she lost patience and went away.

Almost immediately a second lady sat next to me and engaged me in conversation. She said her name was Kim and that she was from Italy though in the half-light she looked distinctly oriental with Korean features. She was as gentle as her predecessor was aggressive and for this reaon I warmed to her. She quoted 70 Euros for a cbj in the cinema but when I said it was too dear she made out that she had made a mistake in her English and motioned with her fingers that it was 30 which I confirmed in German. I hesitated and she dropped to 25 and the deal was struck.

She pulled her breasts out of her bra to allow me access and said I could play with her between the legs but fingers internally were not allowed. I undid my flies and reached in to fondle me to a rapid erection. She asked to me drop my shorts to the ground, bagged me up and gave a lovely bj while caressing my thigh and my balls. I found her underpants inconvenient and for an extra 5 euros she offered to remove them. She soon brought me to a very satisfying climax.

In conclusion, I agree with Angus - it is a sleazy experience but that was part of the turn on but certainly a long way from a GFE. Nonetheless, it's something that every avid monger ought to try at least once.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread.

[One Eyed Man]

After the tongue-lashing I got (see my prior report), I was a bit gun-shy and skeptical about women in general and German women in particular, but a guy's gotta get laid, so I went to the Venus Club.

This place has gotten a couple of lackluster reviews, and honestly, I've had one great and one mediocre experience, but I like the place, because: it's in Mitte, has an amateurish feel, and if you pick carefully, you can get BBBJs there.

Due to the unpredictable effects of jet lag, I got there at 10:50 p.m., ten minutes before their official closing time. I was fortunate that they agreed to see me, but the only girl available was Martha (pronounced "Marta.") She looks pretty good on the website and has enormous breasts. Since I made the long trek to get there, was horny, and didn't want to lose face, I picked her. The damage was Euro 100.

I showered, accepted a beverage, and when Martha came in, naked, she was much heavier than I expected. Her breasts are at least DDs, and had a pendulous, udder-like appearance.

Still, her body was firmer than it appeared. The CBJ wasn't bad (again, people who come late can't be choosers) and surprisingly, we had some good chemistry during cowgirl. Turns out she is from Gdansk. Forgetting where I actually am, I go there speaking German until it dawns on me that the girls are Polish and speak English at least as well as they do German.

So I left satisfied and determined to come back during normal business hours when some of the other hot girls on the website are around.

[One Eyed Man]

I think this joint has been around for a while, but I came across some great pictures of one of the girls on berlinintim.

First, a couple of facts: my flight arrived in Berlin about 8:30, I went straight to my hotel, but my room wasn't ready, so I grabbed some breakfast and headed over to the Sexy Candyshop, unshowered, unshaven, and a bit tired and jetlagged from my flight.

There is a map on the website. I keep forgetting that Berlin blocks can be very long! I got off the subway at Westphalweg and walked about 20 minutes to RIngstr. 78. On the way back, it was a 5-10-minute walk to the Alt-Mariendorf station.

The madam met me at he door, sat me down, and the girls stopped by to introduce themselves. The first one was attractive (maybe Nica or Bela), then a couple of really skinny girls (are you thinking what I was thinking), and Madlen (pronounced "Mahd-LANE."

Madlen was the girl I came to see. She had an all-over tan and looked pretty much like her pictures, though they are probably few years old, and she had her hair drawn back.

Things started off pretty well. She asked me to wash up in the sink, but I asked to take a shower, since I just finished an 8 hour-long flight.

She seemed a bit impatient that I had taken so long, but we got started and then she informed me that I hadn't done a good job, and we go to the sink anyway to clean up. This was the beginning of the nightmare.

I turn over, and she gives me a pretty good massage and comments that I have some big muscles that are tense. I comment that's interesting, since I was never very athletic.

She starts a BBBJ on me, pretty good, and after a while turns around for 69 (must have read my mind.) I try technique one, but when I try thing #2 she tells me she doesn't like that--every woman is different, right.

After a while, she climbs onboard for cowgirl. I like to go slow, and she starts up fast, and at some point comments that I have a bad sense of rhythm. We finish round one.

We continue with another massage, go into cowgirl again. I joke that I'm hurt that she said I have a bad sense of rhythm. I'm too tired to come, so she unmounts and gives me some manual action. She brings me near climax a couple of times and then slows down a couple of times, and I, thinking it's her technique, say so.

Then she starts up on me and the nightmare is complete. This woman criticizes me up and down for the next ten minutes. She says she's direct (as the Germans are, of course) but she doesn't like my sarcasm. (Sorry, but it's my sense of humor.) I explain that I'm a foreigner and that one misunderstandings occasionally happen. She'll have none of my apology, reaming me up and down again. It's like with a girlfriend, where they keep score and mentally record everything you said and use it in their trial against you! I regrettably take it all and don't tell her to shut her cake hole.

Madlen is an attractive woman, and I think the really meant to give good service, but I wouldn't go anywhere near that place again. Maybe if you're German and on the same wavelength, but I'm inclined to avoid German girls for quite some time.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread.