Berlin

[EisFlamme]

Hi guys,

Its been a while.

You know these night in which everything is perfect? The girl is hot, the sex amazing and the weather is gorgeous? Well, tonight was not one of these.

I blame my dick, a dreamer and hopeless optimist. But before I go into details, let's give my dick a name. I don't want to write "Dick" all the time. Let's call him "Bob".

After days of meeting Bob was starved and bored. He wanted to plan and blow off some steam. So we started to search the web, looking for the one which would give us that much needed happy ending. Then I found an ad by Kim and Jasmin, promising a hot tryst with two beautiful ladies (https://www.berlinintim.de/lesben-pa...0.html?t=Xr0EW). Looking at these pictures me and Bob got excited, it had been ages since we had a threesome.

I wasn't able to find anything about these 2 in the web but I wasn't bothered by it. As I mentioned before, Bob is an optimist. And I like to try out new things, there is always something to learn.

A phonecall later I had set up a date. 280 Euro for 1 hour, for additional 20 Euro I could blow a second load; a lesbian show was included, fingering and DATY were based on sympathy. And according to the ad neither one smoked which is always important to me.

On my way to their place I kept on getting nice messages and by the time we get off the Taxi I am pretty excited. While I wait for them to pick me up it starts to rain. "Don't worry!" says Bob "We are having a threesome with 2 hot girls!" And then they arrived.

Kim was a cheerful blonde, looked ok and had a smoking body. Jasmin was a brunette, looked meh and had a. Body. It didn't even look close to what I had seen in the pictures. You know how the camera always adds a few pounds? In her case the camera took away quite a number of pounds. "Don't worry!" says Bob "We are having a threesome with 1 hot girl and her girlfriend!

I agreed, especially since their cheerful attitude made me hope for a great evening. Kim and Jasmin lead me to a house around the corner. Their apartment looks messy and I smell cigarettes. Well, no kissing I guess. Slowly I am wondering whether I should just leave. But bob is having none of it. "Don't worry!" says Bob "We are having a threesome with 1 hot girl and her girlfriend!" And so we stay.

I pay the 300 Euro, hoping for 2 epic finishs. While they undress I head to the bath to take a shower. The towel is more like a towelette and the bathtub had seen better days. It also could have used some Draino. By now, Bob is getting nervous but he is too proud to admit that we might have made a mistake.

The mattress is thin and worn out. By now we are all naked and I see that I completely underestimated Jasmin's weight. Also, both bodies are heavily tattooed, not like the ones in the pictures. I don't mind tattoos but it is clear that the pictures were fake. Anyway, it's too late, might as well finish this.

While Kim takes a shower, Jasmin starts a CBJ. It actually feels good: Little use of hands, lots of tongue and eye contact, just the way I like it. Kim enters the room, lies down beside me and presses her boobs into my face. They are fake but I don't care. Her body is firm, with a nice ass and I start to relax.

Then the moaning starts. It doesn't sound bored. No, it sounds as if both of them are dubbing an 80's porn movie: Loud, fake and cringeworthy. I try to distract myself by grabbing Kim and taking her doggiestyle. My focus on her peach-like butt is being challenged by Jasmin, who tries some sorry excuse of a dirty talk while stroking me. Then she wants me to fuck her. Despite all I would like to DATY first but I drop the plan because they both murmur something about "please not too much" and because Jasmin feels like she hasn't shaved in a few days.

I should mention that not only is Bob a dreamer but he is also a fucking wimp. By now he had realized that he messed up big time and does what Bob always does in these situations: he retreats. Bob is getting limb the moment I lay down on Jasmin for some missionary. At least Kim is playing with Jasmin's tits but it's hopeless: Bob is gone.

Kim and Jasmin realize that making me come will require a bit more work. They make me lie on my back and Kim starts to jerk poor Bob like a maniac while I get to suck on Jasmin's titties. They were fake too BTW. Fearing that Kim will rip off my precious foreskin I decide to finish things myself. I tell Kim to go into cowgirl position. While I thrust like crazy I try to imagine any porn actress I ever fancied and finally Bob grudgingly decided to pop by; I come.

Kim goes to the bathroom and Jasmin gives me a surprisingly good massage. But after a while I can't help but notice that Kim is not returning. Jasmin tells me to take a shower und I think that it will be followed by a round of group cuddling since the hour is not over yet. Instead both of them are dressed again by the time I am back. Upon my question about the promised lesbian show Kim tells me "Well, you got that during the fuck. " I believe that she referred to the 20 seconds of her playing with Jasmin's tits.

At this point I give up, the war is lost and 5 minutes later I am back on the street, frustrated and hungry. My phone tells me that the whole thing had lasted just 40 minutes.

In conclusion: I wasted 300 Euro on a hard earned orgasm with 2, technically 2,3 (if we consider Jasmin's actual weight) girls. So what did we learn?

1. Bob is a fucking pussy who is not able to admit when he fucked up.

2. I am a fucking idiot for listening to Bob.

3. The place besides my hotel makes a pretty good Schnitzel. I needed that after all this bullshit.

Happy hunting.

[Viktor33]

Hi everyone,

I will be in Berlin this coming Thursday with my girlfriend and we want to try something kinky. So we have opted for a threesome involving two ladies (my girlfriend and a girl I will pay) and me. The problem is. I have a tight budget and looking for something that can fir fit around 150 Euro for an hour (all-inclusive, taxi, sex.) I will be in Alexandra Platz.

Any help please guy?

Thank you.

[NutellaO]

https://www.ngel-massagen.de/de

I was in Berlin last year and had an incredible time with Ngel and it's sister location, Paris no. 5. The same girls work at each locations I think, just depends on the day. I had a session with Jasmine and Evelina and they were both amazing. Even beyond the sex component, it was a very soothing massage LOL. They were both very friendly with being touched just don't push it, build up to it and don't be a total fiend. It is expensive compared to what 150 euros gets you on the cheap outcall sites, but I think it is a really good palate cleanser and especially good on a cold winter night. I will absolutely be back every time I visit Berlin.

For what it is worth, Paris no. 5 was in a less conspicuous location and a little closer to the you bahn stop. I don't a single word of German beyond what Google Translate tells me, and I had absolutely no problem using the public transportation. Everyone speaks English and the trains are super intuitive with helpful signs everywhere. Don't waste your time or money on taxis!

[Marco81]

It's been almost 2 years and I know my fav massage club from back then (relax61) does not exist anymore. So does anyone have some new recommendations in the same area with the same good atmosphere and ladies?

Thanks.

[Diet Coke]

Hi guys,

I'm fairly new to Berlin, but I've made a few pit stops at some massage parlors and have not been disappointed. I'd recommend Ekstase to anyone who's interested, great selection, clean, prompt service, never had an issue with the menu etc etc. What I am curious about though is a club that I've noticed a couple of times called Butterfly, Bordell Butterfly or Butterfly 138. I've not seen much information on it anywhere aside from their site, which is thread bare and doesn't really give any details. I was wondering if anyone here might have had some experience there.

http://butterfly138.de/index.htm

I looked at website. Pretty unless info and pics not much better. Anybody go there please report.

[TeFab456]

I can recommend this highly attractive young lady from Rio de Janeiro. Amazing skin, great figure. Somehow reserved in the beginning, but that can change. No English, unfortunately. 130 for the hour.

https://www.berlinintim.de/privatmod...6.html?t=XWWOW

There has obviously been an increase of Brazilian apartment girls recently in Berlin, so there is more to explore, I guess.

[Dogen]

Hi guys,

I'm fairly new to Berlin, but I've made a few pit stops at some massage parlors and have not been disappointed. I'd recommend Ekstase to anyone who's interested, great selection, clean, prompt service, never had an issue with the menu etc etc. What I am curious about though is a club that I've noticed a couple of times called Butterfly, Bordell Butterfly or Butterfly 138. I've not seen much information on it anywhere aside from their site, which is thread bare and doesn't really give any details. I was wondering if anyone here might have had some experience there.

[Tintin1]

Finishing up my Berlin trip, first went to anni Porsche, I did a small review on it, then went to Artemis twice I got the senior discount, and Sunday, and Monday $40 entrance, the girls are very aggressive, maybe because of the competition, the food was mostly roasted chicken wasn't bad, but I can get the same thing in town for five euros, but without naked women in the cafeteria, I can smoke in there which is a huge plus, gym, pool, sauna, just show some senior documents, Took the train to munster, went to FREUDENHAUS, good experience it's different and how they run things there all the extras are written down for your extras, they are on the website, good experience there, went to insomnia for the cuddle party Friday night, you have to look on the website to find out when they have it about once a month and reserve your spot, make sure you keep in contact with them, it's a little confusing and how they run it all I can say is you have to try it if you want to know anything about it, they also have tango lessons there it's not a sex party but you could hook up with someone there, if you have a game which I don't, they even have wrestling parties between the sexes you got a look for that though. I didn't go to the FKK Thursdays at insomnia the girls of been going downhill there, and turned into a sausage fest same with EB. Anyway I'm on my way to Frankfurt for the first time, I am not a writer that's definitely clear, just want to get back something that I've got from all the other post here.

Not sure about Artemis, but FKK Sharks in Darmstadt is a smokers paradise. Maybe cause it's winter, but with windows closed, it can get pretty thick in some parts of the club. Just a note. Also depending on what night, the girls can be a bit aggressive but a lot will just sit there til you come up.

[Millypearbert]

My husband and I will be visiting Berlin, looking for our first threesome experience with a girl. Our ideal scenario would be with a pro in a private area at either an FKK club or a brothel. We're not quite ready for the swingers scene.

Can anyone tell me which (if any) FKK clubs admit couples? Or are we better off with a brothel, and any particular ones?

Thanks.

[Piefke]

Will it be worthwhile to arrange a meeting through sextreff.net? ...There seem to be many amateurs, which I like, but there are no prices.

This is a paid message board with the only target to separat you from your money! Avoid it like the plague!

There are prices mentioned: https://sextreff.net/site/page?view=prices. Basically: 1 single message costs you 1. 75 Euro.

And there is an interesting small print down the page: "Diese Website verwendet Entertainmentprofile, physischer Kontakt mit diesen Profilen ist nicht moeglich. " No meeting possible: Chat, but not touch!

Better check out Tinder, www.quoka.de, www.markt.de, www.kaufmich.com.

[Shining]

Will it be worthwhile to arrange a meeting through sextreff.net?

I am preparing a trip to Berlin and this site was mentioned once but I don't find any more info.

There seem to be many amateurs, which I like, but there are no prices.

Any experiences anyone?

[LordLucanII]

So King George has revamped its website and saying they have a new team etc etc. Wanted to know if this is a flat-rate club like AP / ERW? Or would you have to pay per play and / or for spasscoins? Anyone here been before, is it any good?

A few people in Berlin have said the flatrate venue Caligula has closed. If King George has changed as claimed -no longer a flatrate, that is 2 Berlin flatrates that have changed. Something going on locally?

K.

[Sailor501]

Finishing up my Berlin trip, first went to anni Porsche, I did a small review on it, then went to Artemis twice I got the senior discount, and Sunday, and Monday $40 entrance, the girls are very aggressive, maybe because of the competition, the food was mostly roasted chicken wasn't bad, but I can get the same thing in town for five euros, but without naked women in the cafeteria, I can smoke in there which is a huge plus, gym, pool, sauna, just show some senior documents, Took the train to munster, went to FREUDENHAUS, good experience it's different and how they run things there all the extras are written down for your extras, they are on the website, good experience there, went to insomnia for the cuddle party Friday night, you have to look on the website to find out when they have it about once a month and reserve your spot, make sure you keep in contact with them, it's a little confusing and how they run it all I can say is you have to try it if you want to know anything about it, they also have tango lessons there it's not a sex party but you could hook up with someone there, if you have a game which I don't, they even have wrestling parties between the sexes you got a look for that though. I didn't go to the FKK Thursdays at insomnia the girls of been going downhill there, and turned into a sausage fest same with EB. Anyway I'm on my way to Frankfurt for the first time, I am not a writer that's definitely clear, just want to get back something that I've got from all the other post here.

[Piefke]

I have had the chance to setup a date with VeronicaXwild from KM. I have to say, her GFE is incredibly high and let you feel welcomed no matter what.

Smakdown, as you are not able to provide information about the prices of VeronicaXwild, I intend to preserve her own information from KM.

VeronicaXwild asks for 160 E per hour + Taxi, a date starts with a minimum of 2 h.

https://www.kaufmich.com/VeronicaXwild

[Piefke]

Recently paid a visit to Idylle massage in Danziger Str to meet Jully. Idylle has 5 locations all over Berlin, Danziger Str 197 is easily reached by Tram.

https://www.idylle-massagen.de/massageteam.html

In my experience the pictures of all Idylle girls are always correct, not enhanced and actual. As shown, Jully is a mature, well kept woman with long hair, female curves and a great smile, who provides an intensive sensual massage. She is from Bulgaria, but speaks English and Spanish. She is not shy, gives a good massage, is open for mutual massage and some sensual touches, however no penetrations and no kisses apart from the body. She is chatty and smiling all the time, is active and tries to give you a good time. She might have a show biz background and knows, how to present herself. Time with her was great and ended with a gentle unrushed hand relief. Great woman, great experience.

If you enjoy petting with a nice adult woman and penetration and sex is not 100% necessary, you will not be disappointed. Overall damage was 100 E /1 h for full 60 min service, shower before and after not counted in. Place itself is clean with shared shower place, a converted large ground floor apartment.