Cologne

[Eeyore]

As having the reputation for being the biggest brothel in the world, Pascha seems to be highly variable in its selection and quality. From what I've read one can get a quick glory-hole blowjob for €30 on the first floor. Prices go all the way up to dropping hundreds of € on the 11th floor. It seems there's no correlation between price and performance. The top floor seems to have upsellers who don't deliver if you don't watch out and there appear to be some bargains on the lower floors. There are mixed reports about services delivered and prices, particularly on the 11th floor. I'm trying to get a handle on how much € to take with me to get what I want.

Seems like they are aware of the reports of bad customer service. I also saw this page on their website:

http://www.pascha.de/EN/guarantee

Management would not feel the need to offer this assurance unless they've had problems with complaints and have lost business because of dissatisfied customers and negative reports. I've never seen anything like it before and it raises some questions about how they deal with customer service:

Does the money-back guarantee apply only to the 11th floor, to the laufhaus on floors 2-10 or the whole establishment?

It refers to the 'Manager of Each House. '

How do you find this person?

What do they mean by each 'house'?

Is each floor run by a different manager?

Forgive me if I missed any posts on this board that answer this question: Has anyone here ever ask for their money back? If so, what was the experience?

If performance does not measure up to expectations-such as upselling to receive basic services-who do you approach?

How proficient in speaking German must one be to ask for a refund if needed?

Is the 11th floor FKK style, where one puts one's clothes and wallet in a locker during the session, or do you have your money with you at all times?

I'm thinking about making a run through the laufhaus this afternoon if anyone is around. If I'm feeling adventurous, I might make it all the way to the 11th floor.

[Griffon11]

Had a great visit to Pascha this week. Highly recommended!

Paid my €5 fee to get in to the 11 floor tower palace of sex, and looked around the lower few floors. The first 6 floors are girls on stools in the hall like the Frankfurt RLD. I didn't notice the strip club, so decided to go to floor eleven. Paid the additional €60. They took my coat and called me sir, which was nice. As reported, this is a bit like an FKK, with a free bar and snacks, but the men and women are clothed. Thirty min with a girl is €60, but upselling has been reported.

Met Mary at the entrance to the floor. Big boobed Romanian. She decided to tour me around the 10th and 11th floors, and then we sat down to chat in the bar. Both floors are part of the venue and very attractive. After beer 2, I agreed to try out one on the rooms. We got a room with a shower, both got clean and went for it. No kissing, but great DATY. 69, playing with her excellent body, and great sex in 2 positions.

Back to the bar. I hung out with drink 4 on the couch. None of the 8 girls bothered me. A good thing. Talked a bit to a Spanish girl. Nice but I didn't fancy her. I was watching a blond at the bar. Short, posh haircut, very good looking. Dress a bit puffy. Hard to see her body. The great looking sort of girl that is sometimes a bad experience. But I still was pulled in by her. Moved up to sit on the bar stool next to her. Yolanda. Also Romanian. Was actually quite nice to talk to. We agreed for 30 min. I clarified that all I wanted was on offer, and that I was not going longer than 30. Grabbed a fresh drink, head to the room, dress off and WOW! Great big natural tits, very slim waist. Even better than I imagined in the bar. And very willing to enjoy herself, and I did too. My gem of the evening for sure. Chatting after, Yolanda confirmed that Fl 7 was TV, and that Fl 8 was where she stayed while working. Fl 9 was a hotel for men. Imagine. Hotel Pascha on my expense report!

Needed a break so learned about the strip club and decided to go. It is on the ground floor, but outside where I paid the €5 to get in. Ahhh. Confirmed I could come back to floor 11, and went for a look. Pretty good club, even if not in a brothel. Different girls. Fully naked stage dances and €10 lap dances on offer. Can't touch, and they won't leave with you. Had a pleasant time and a few drinks to regain my Mojo. I'm on what drink 7?

On the way back to 11, saw a "regular" girl on floor 1, who talked me into her "parlour". Only €50 for 30 min, and had a great time. So did she. I think she had had a quiet evening and wanted a DATY orgasm. Fine with me. Got back to 11th floor, not rested and ready to go, but more drunk, and with a third pop spent. 3 is my limit. I was done and happy. I went back up just to chill before the UBahn back.

Still, got chatting with the Spanish girl from before. It was fun to chat with her. Beer goggles did the rest. Why did I not realise before that she was the best looking girl on the planet? I had enough wits about me to get the price and service right, but was a bit worse for wear. Event number 4 is thus quite hard to recall. But it added to the pleasure of the evening. Spanish girl was kind enough after to help me find my worldly goods and head (staggering) toward the door. The Ubahn was too much trouble since there were taxis galore waiting to take me back for a few euro more.

Bye Pascha. Until next time.

[BillAgain]

In general, in Germany streetwalking (I. E. Prostitutes soliciting customers or vice versa on or near streets) is not illegal.

I was under the impression that the authorities try to contain or minimize it to some degree. I appear to be wrong, you learn something knew everyday.

[SvenFKK]

It is my understanding that you can, but considering the price and services offered by the legally available girls. Why would you?

In general, in Germany streetwalking (I. E. Prostitutes soliciting customers or vice versa on or near streets) is not illegal.

[Varenne]

German police is in search of the man who on Thurday 29th around 20:00 severely wounded a customer in a Sexshop on the Carl-Leverkus-Straße in Leverkusen.

The offender was standing on the threshold of the shop, when the shopkeeper invited him to enter and close the door, to prevent cold air to enter. The man reacted by spitting and punching the lady in her face. A 60 year old customer who rushed to help and protect the lady was stabbed and severely wounded by the man, who then made a bolt for it.

Searched for is a man about 20-30 years old. 5.4 ft, of average build, with black hair and South European complexion (probably of Turkish origin). At the moment of the attack he wore a black jacket, dark trousers and a black knitted cap with peak. Police released an identikit. Whoever can provide information is invited to call the police: +49 221 2290

[source:

http://www.ksta.de/stadt-leverkusen/...-messerstecher

15189132, 21558486. Html]

[BillAgain]

Hi,

Is it possible to find streetwalkers I Cologne? If so, where are they hidden?

It is my understanding that you can, but considering the price and services offered by the legally available girls. Why would you?

Look here for some info on street prostitution in Cologne, http://freiercafe.com/forumdisplay.php?f=75

[MannBergen]

Hi,

Is it possible to find streetwalkers I Cologne? If so, where are they hidden?

[Ableyone]

1. How accessible are taxi cabs outside of the city center? For instance if I need a ride after visiting Samya, will I need to call a center and request one, or are they prevalent enough that I can actually flag one done within the vicinity of the club? Are the club workers willing to call (years ago I worked for a hotel, calling cabs for customers was common)?

2. Are their local resources (public computers? Local papers?) that one can utilize to learn about the clubs / private studios in the area? The website 6relax has loads of ads, but I will not be bringing a laptop or a smartphone with me so I will need to utilize resources there to find what I desire. Are the locals OK with answering questions about the clubs. In the States you would find more people calling you pervert before giving you directions to a sex club or brothel.

1. When leaving Samya just ask the reception to call you a taxi. Not many taxis to be found in this area unless they are taking someone to Samya.

2. Probably best to bring a laptop and pick a hotel with free wifi (WLAN) or as I used to do print out a lot of info before you go.

Don't worry too much about getting lost, Germany is a great country to get lost in.

[Gergiev]

In the words of Lili Von Shtupp:"Fertig! Verfallen! Verlumpt! Verblunget! Verkackt!"

Now that's what I call a woman!

[Jerboa]

Went to Koln's FKK Samya by U-Bahn in the middle of the afternoon. $50 entrance fee and $50 per ½ hour session. Beer was free. You keep your wallet in your robe and not in the lockers which are in the lower level.

Good report Mass Monger, you were a busy boy In Koeln, but I would disagree about carrying your wallet In your robe, at Samya like most saunaclubs you pay the girl afterwards down In the locker room, carrying a wallet around could be a bad idea, example being when using the saunas in the past I've had other mongers take my robe by mistake, not such a big deal but would be If I had 100's of €uros In it.

[BillAgain]

And may I suggest that you use some translation tool to help you with your non-existent german language skills when you read the websites.

First, MANY THANKS! Second, I have been using translation tools, unfortunately fine points can sometimes be lost in the process. To top that off, if a site is utilizing flash, frames, or text within images, the translation tools will not work propery and you are forced manually type and hope for the best.

[SwingerLover]

I would LOVE to participate in a gangbang / swingersclub but they are pretty much non-existent within the Cologne region.

3. Can someone explain how a club like Time-X / Harem / Pauschalclub Paradiso works? I have seen other clubs that have the same "1xfun" or "2 or 3xfun" but I am a bit confused as to how I works. Do you pay your desired entrance fee and are guaranteed 1/2/3 sessions with no extra cost? Are they a swingersclub, gangbang club, brothel, fkk? My German is pretty much non-existent so I need some help on deciphering their site and services. Harem LOOKS to be more of an Fkk club, but what it SAYS makes it appear to be an all-inclusive swingers / gangbang club? Pauschalclub Paradiso is a complete mystery to me. If anyone can set me straight, please do.

Questions 1 and 2: No idea, I'm not from the area. But I wouldn't go asking people on the street about clubs and brothels.

Q3: The Harem website looks like a regular partytreff website, only with a 3-hour-timelimit after which you'll have to pay an extra 20 Euros per hour. Unlimited sex during that time with all girls and free food and free non-alcoholic beverages. So all you can eat, drink AND fuck during 3 hours for 100 Euros.

I have no personal knowledge of any of those places here, everything I write in this report is just about what I read on their websites. But especially for Harem Dormagen, you can read up here on ISG, since "Harem Pauschal Club Dormagen" even has it's own thread in the Germany Partytreff Clubs forum.

Paradiso Pulheim seems to work the same way. According to website, you pay 80 Euros; for that you can stay during the entire time from 11 am til closing at 3 am or 5 am with free food, free non-alcoholic drinks, free beer and five fucks included in the price. Same with Time-X, except no beer and no mentioning of food aside from barbecue from 7 pm when the weather permits it. Gangbang at Time-X on Thursdays from 6 pm.

And yes, if it says 3xfun, three sessions are included in the price with no extra cost. Basically they are brothels with a flatrate price, some with public action and gangbang or groupsex, but mostly propably one-on-one behind closed doors, I guess.

Something that came up just below your questions is this "Bienenkorb" who seem to re-open again, but it seems to be a regular pay-per-session brothel.

There are Swingerclubs in Cologne, but I have no personal experience with them. And those "Boesepartys" clubs haven't gotten good reviews on ISG.

There's also "Erlebniswelt Holweide", where some parties or gangbangs are organized and advertised frequently. And the Kinogirls do have parties in Köln from time to time too.

www.erlebniswelt-holweide.de

www.kinogirls.com

www.boesepartys.com

And may I suggest that you use some translation tool to help you with your non-existent german language skills when you read the websites. Also, here are some german advertising sites:

www.fickanzeigen.net/partytermine

www.fickreklame.com/sex-partys

[SwingerLover]

http://www.bienenkorb-cologne.de/index.php

This place closed months ago.

It says on their website that their "exclusive establishment is re-opening it's gates".

[Fats]

Does anyone have any experience with this club?

Their web site looks enticing. Have done a search. Both under FKKs and Germany Cologne and have yet to find any reports.

Their web site is.

http://www.bienenkorb-cologne.de/index.php

Tx in advance

In the words of Lili Von Shtupp:"Fertig! Verfallen! Verlumpt! Verblunget! Verkackt!"

This place closed months ago.

[BillAgain]

For covered groupsex and gangbangs I recommend Saskia Farell / Farell-Lounge in Kaarst and Zhuzha in Ratingen, both near Düsseldorf. If those should be options for you. Saskia parties cost under 100 Euros, Zhuzha's are only 50, but with a lot of guys. You could also try Club Angelique in Viersen or LaLuna in Moers on their flatrate days or All-inclusive days, but that's a bit further away from Köln and I don't know about public transportation.Finally a warning regarding this forum: DO not write about transsexuals, she-males or transvestites on this forum!

First, I want to thank you for the reply and the warning regard the T-girl request, I did not know about that. I am unfortunately going to rely on public transportation so I most likely will NOT be traveling too far outside the city (I am scared shitless of getting lost) , for this reason I scratched off visiting Traum-Paradiso for the time. As for the events I am interested in, it can be one-on-one, or gangbang for all I care. It just has to be accessible via Cologne. I would LOVE to participate in a gangbang / swingersclub but they are pretty much non-existent within the Cologne region.

I do however have a few other questions:

1. How accessible are taxi cabs outside of the city center? For instance if I need a ride after visiting Samya, will I need to call a center and request one, or are they prevalent enough that I can actually flag one done within the vicinity of the club? Are the club workers willing to call (years ago I worked for a hotel, calling cabs for customers was common)?

2. Are their local resources (public computers? Local papers?) that one can utilize to learn about the clubs / private studios in the area? The website 6relax has loads of ads, but I will not be bringing a laptop or a smartphone with me so I will need to utilize resources there to find what I desire. Are the locals OK with answering questions about the clubs. In the States you would find more people calling you pervert before giving you directions to a sex club or brothel.

3. Can someone explain how a club like Time-X / Harem / Pauschalclub Paradiso works? I have seen other clubs that have the same "1xfun" or "2 or 3xfun" but I am a bit confused as to how I works. Do you pay your desired entrance fee and are guaranteed 1/2/3 sessions with no extra cost? Are they a swingersclub, gangbang club, brothel, fkk? My German is pretty much non-existent so I need some help on deciphering their site and services. Links to places in question:

http://www.time-x.de/location.html

http://www.harem-pauschalclub.de/indexE.html

http://www.pauschalclub-pulheim.de/index1.html

Harem LOOKS to be more of an Fkk club, but what it SAYS makes it appear to be an all-inclusive swingers / gangbang club? Pauschalclub Paradiso is a complete mystery to me. If anyone can set me straight, please do.

Thanks again.