Cologne

[Sean EZ]

Missed our fight to Hamburg and ended up in Cologne Sunday night and Monday afternoon. So quick post.

Samya is actually a really nice place, cozy, nightclub atmosphere. Not as luxurious as some other big las vegas-like FKK's in other cities but has a good feel to it. 50 to get in all you can drink beer and food, 50 with a girl 30 minutes. Sunday night was fairly busy, mainly Romanian girls, some are very hot. The cinema upstairs was empty whole time.

Next day went to Pasha. Maybe 2-3 girls on every floor, but it was early afternoon. I can see how this place can be fun, a different type of a variety. There is some sort of strip club across the street from it, did not go in.

Taxi from airport hotels to Samya about 50 e. Germany rocks!

[MassageLover69]

Hello,

Has anyone tried Kosma massage nuru? Any comments?

[Merkur]

Its not far really. Only about 20 minutes from Koln hbf by S-bahn to Spich (for TP) or Porz-Wahn (Cats) Both very good places but I prefer Cats any day-it feels more intimate than TP and the ambience is nicer I think. Both places are only a 5-10 minutes walk from the station.

I've never been in Traum Paradies, nor "Cats" that seem (may be I'm wrong?) far from the city center, especially by public transportations.

[Bobo.fr]

Thanks for the directions and photo indicators, Bobo. FR. That really helps.

So, have you tried Traum Paradies lately? I did like the set-up and facilities the last time I visited. Showers in each room -- and mutual showering before each session with your girl. It was a nice touch. The line-up was very good as well -- heard that there are mostly MILFs there now.

Will be sure to post review after visiting one or the other next month.

I've never been in Traum Paradies, nor "Cats" that seem (may be I'm wrong?) far from the city center, especially by public transportations.

[Europunter]

See http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...=1#post1633144.

Thanks for the directions and photo indicators, Bobo. FR. That really helps.

So, have you tried Traum Paradies lately? I did like the set-up and facilities the last time I visited. Showers in each room -- and mutual showering before each session with your girl. It was a nice touch. The line-up was very good as well -- heard that there are mostly MILFs there now.

Will be sure to post review after visiting one or the other next month.

[Brian Who Can]

Decided to visit the 11th floor with a friend during the week, despite the average to bad reports here.

Had a walk through the first 5 floors at around 7.30 pm, not so busy but attractive women there.

Entrance was €80 including a half hour session and as much drink as you can manage. We were met at the door by 2 Romanian girls and soon discovered all the girls seem to be from there. They were pretty though. One thing I do agree with with the guys who didn't like this place is the smoking. There is a 'No smoking sign but the girls and customers were all smoking like chimneys. I went to a room with one of the girls who'd greeted me at the entrance and she was excellent. Gave me a shower, sucked my cock (with a warning not to come in her mouth) and then a good fuck. I then joined my friend for a few more beers and we left.

I enjoyed it and as I occasionally pass through airports in the region I'll give it a go again. I've never been to an FKK so I can't compare it with that.

[Diet Coke]

Hi all,

I have checked out the Mondial club, Pascha in Kln. Nice places.

Do you have any contacts for the independents in the city?

Thanks

I do not understand checked out. Do you mean you read about them or visited. If visited, you need to report.

[Bobo.fr]

Thanks for the much needed update on TeenyLand -- am headed back to Cologne next month and debating on whether to return to Traum Paradies in Spich or to try Teenyland -- TP is accessible by public transportation but I'm not so sure about TL -- can anybody provide any advice? -- Worst case scenario is a taxi out of the inner city. Any thoughts would be welcomed.

Thanks,

EP.

See http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...=1#post1633144.

[Europunter]

Thanks for the much needed update on TeenyLand -- am headed back to Cologne next month and debating on whether to return to Traum Paradies in Spich or to try Teenyland -- TP is accessible by public transportation but I'm not so sure about TL -- can anybody provide any advice? -- Worst case scenario is a taxi out of the inner city. Any thoughts would be welcomed.

Thanks,

EP.

[PingKing]

Hi all,

I have checked out the Mondial club, Pascha in Köln. Nice places.

Do you have any contacts for the independents in the city?

Thanks

[Banana Boi]

Thanks Bobo. I meant look to see who is on the site and email them. Thanks for the info to email them on Sunday. Very helpful.

[Bobo.fr]

...Will check out their site to see who is available.

There is no schedule on TL web site but you can email or call them:

http://www.teenyland-koeln.de/html/?q=kontakt

However, the schedule is made only on Sunday, so, in general, on Friday or Saturday, TL can not tell who will work on Monday!

[Banana Boi]

Thanks so much for your reviews, David. Do you recall the name of the second girl you went with at Samya? She sounds like fun.

What day and time were you at PSR? I haven't been for a while but when I was there last some of the girls were ok but I would usually go to PSR later in the week and after 5 pm. What PSR does offer is decent food ordered a la carte. At the very least you can order a steak or two for your 50 euro.

If you ever return to Cologne again consider Club Mondial near Paschaclub. It's owned by the same owners as Samya and has a similar party atmosphere after 9 pm. Usually more girls at Mondial than Samya.

Thanks for the Teenyland review. I keep wanting to check it out and your reiew may have tipped the scale for me. Will check out their site to see who is available.

[Bobo.fr]

Day 2: Stop 1: Teenyland
.... I changed to a different girl, Ina,
....

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...=1#post1625934

[DavidBone]

Day 2: Stop 1: Teenyland After the exhilarating night at Samya, I reached the hotel at 4 am, slept till 11 and missed the hotel breakfast. Now, thanks to the BMW Navigation, I found a nice local backerie nearby, and got myself a delicious croissant mit schokolade and Darjeeling tea. I find breakfast sets the tone for the day. You have tough negotiations coming up with clients, you have double espresso shot. You plan to spend the afternoon with a pretty senorita, you go for schokolade.

A quick 10 min drive brings me to this place does happen to be in the middle of nowhere, a bit inconspicuously hidden from the road too, in an otherwise residential area. I drive up this gravel road, and park. There are just 2 other cars in the small parking lot, I guess this is because it was still early in the day. I go into this house, which very much looks like a home, other than the address: 336 Rosrather Strasse. I have to give it to this establishment, they have their act figured out. They were the only ones who even replied to my email with the exact schedule of women available that day. The matron at the front desk took me to a princess theme room, and nicely explained the process and simple pricing. Then she left, and one by one each girl came into the room to introduce themselves. There were 9 of them, exactly the ones it said in the email a week prior. They were all elegantly dressed, in mini-skirts and tops. And by far, the best assortment of women in a single place I have seen. Their website actually is to the mark, very much like a BMW TV-ad's promise of the ultimate driving machine. You have to ride it to believe it. Now, all the women listed on the website are never available on the same day, but a specific girl can be arranged by advance booking. I had shortlisted 2 from the email a week ago, but I changed to a different girl, Ina, since she had a lovely young face, and appeared smart to talk to as well. She was German, but spoke really good English. This time I decided to spend 100 euros for 45 min. The next 45 min were simply fucktabulous! This is the best that 100 euros can buy.

Day 2: Stop 2: Park Residence Lohmar After briefly entertaining the childish thought of trying out one more girl at Teen-candy-land, I decided against the sugar rush, and headed out to Lohmar. Amazing drive once again through lush green farms dotted with lazy cows grazing to their heart's content, a mild tantalizing drizzle, and curvy hilly roads teasing your dexterity but graciously yielding. This place is big! After the usual FKK routine (50 euro entry, shower, etc), I reached their wet area. And I quickly understood why their website is the way it is. They have advertised the ambiance, but there are no pictures of girls. Because there are no good looking girls. It seemed like they got some women from Pascha. No wait, more like Das Bordell. And another thing that was clear was that only 55+ men show up to this place. From their vantage point, a 40-45 year old is actually more attractive than a 20-25 year old I think. Now that I had spent 50 euro on entrance, I couldn't just leave. So I spent some time in the sauna, steam room, practicing ping pong and pool table, guzzling some coke and just sitting out by the little artificial pond with fish. It was intensely relaxing. If you take all the women out of this place, and make this a couple's retreat, this place would rock. Again, the place seemed to be doing ok - 10-15 men, 15-20 women. It's just that it's targeted for much older men.

Day 2: Stop 3: Ananda Tantra For a minute I thought of going back to Teenyland, but then decided to go to Nylon cafe, because somewhere I read they are the same. Now these two places are as different as a BMW roadster is from Honda civic. I couldn't even spend 30 seconds at Nylon cafe lounge. The quality of women looked terrible. So I instead decided to head back to the hotel. It was just 5 pm, so I thought I will check out the Tantra massage that I had heard about. I picked a place that showed up on Google, and reached there. This is an absolute must experience every one must try once. The cliff notes version is it's a one hour massage with a hand job for 160 euros. But that's like saying "Romeo and Juliet fell in love, but they could not unite because of their clashing families". The place advertises 30 female masseuses, they have about 4 at any time, one for each of the 4 massage rooms. Most masseuses are 40+ except for 2 or 3. I picked Claudia, first they said she is not available, she is booked till 4 weeks out. But when I started walking away, they called me back, saying Claudia's current appointment canceled. And then starts tantra. Healing of the anxious mind, the aching body, and a rejuvenation of all senses through the lilting music, the candle lights, the aromatic fragrance, the sensuous touch, and refreshing water. After the marvelous tantric massage leading to yet another spike of the day, I dozed off, rested and lost.

Reflections And this was it. The end of the 2 day trip. If I were to do this all over again, I would skip Pascha, Das Bordell and Park Residenz altogether. And make 2 visits to Teenyland and 2 to Samya. I haven't tried any other ones, but I suspect Traum Paradies must be good too. Thinking of which, I am thinking should I quit writing, and actually try that out now. Oh wait, it's 1 am now already. I should get some sleep now.