Cologne

[DavidBone]

I decided to spend 2 days adult excursion in Cologne on a recent business trip. Based on some online research, I narrowed down to visit Pascha, Samya, Teenyland and Parkhaus.

Logistics : I rented a BMW, it's far more convenient and fun to drive around rather than take the you-bahn or taxi. However, it seems most of the places have enough taxis parked right in front, so finding a taxi should not be an issue. Overall the place looked safe even late at night, so walking a little distance to the you-bahn should be possible, although I don't know how long the trains run.

Day 1: Stop 1: Pascha I chose to go to Pascha and Samya on day 1, saving the apparently better places for Day 2 (we will soon find out). Reached Pascha first. I reached at 7:45, and went straight to Club 11 (11th floor). The guy asked for 50 euro entry, I said isn't it free, then he said OK, and had me buy a 80 euro ticket to waive the entry fee, and this ticket can be used for a 30 min session with a girl on 11th floor. Now the scene on 11th floor was pretty boring. Five women were sitting at the bar (mostly between 35-45), with heavy makeup, sad and wrinkly eyes, an artificial grin, and puffing away their worries in clouds of smoke. Drinks are free, I got some soda to kill time, it was a respite, I have never enjoyed Coke so much before. After waiting for about 30 min or so, 4-5 more women walked in, not very different from the earlier ones. I finally picked one woman from the earlier lot, who was relatively OK looking (goes by Roxy?, a Romanian, blonde), talked with her a few minutes, she was pretty boring to talk to. I asked her to join me to the terrace, which was very nice, but since this is September, it was a bit chilly outside, so we came back. She showed me the jacuzzi and sauna rooms on 10th floor, which are nicer than the 11th floor rooms, however you can only use 10th floor rooms for one hour, which means I needed to spend 80 euro more with Roxy, and she wasn't worth it. I also could not use the 80 euro ticket on another woman from floors 1 to 6, because then I have to pay an additional 80 euro to get that woman entry to Club 11. So I decided to cut my losses, and spend 30 min with Roxy. We went into a room, which was fairly shabby, had a shower, which is basically washing your own privates hurriedly, I also noticed she had C section scars, and the thought of her children made me more sad, anyways I shoved those thoughts away, then we got on to the bed, did the thing for an arduous 25 min or so, she was open to follow instructions, but was mostly like a dead fish, I literally had to close my eyes, and think about some pretty pornstars from wowgirls.com to be done with it. Needless to say, as soon as I finished, I hurried my way out.

Then I sauntered the hallways from Floor 1 to Floor 6. Each floor has about 20 rooms, with about 8-10 girls on each floor. (Floor 7 is transsexuals, 8 is staff, 9 is hotel). Floor 1 is 30 euro /20 min but the women are, well, skunky. Now some of the girls on 2 to 6 looked prettier and younger than the ones on 11th floor, so I was having some remorse of having wasted 80 euro on Roxy. The good ones are Rebecca on 6th, Mira on 4th, the 'ein schwarz ein wei' duo. Black hair Vanessa and her blonde friend on 3rd, Anna and Penny on 2nd. Anna was by far the smartest in the building, she looked like Tyrion Lannister's mistress Shay in Game of Thrones. Anyways, I wasn't ready for another round, plus I wanted to save up for Samya, so I left. It was about 9:30. (Note that once you come down, they won't let you up in the elevator to Club 11 again unless you pay 50 euro entry fee again. The strip club is 25 euro entry fee separately).

After coming out, I thought, I will quickly check out Das Bordell. There was a pretty young chick at the bar, but when I went to check out the 5 floors, it was a medley of dark, ugly, fat, old, fatigued, junkie, toothless and grumpy women. I ran as fast as I could. There is this pizza joint right next to Pascha for a quick bite. After the lackluster experience at Pascha and the horror scene at Bordell, the margherita pizza was a reprieve.

Day 1: Stop 2: Samya Revving down the highway for 10 min or so, I reached Samya. This looked like a respectable location, with atmosphere, tons on half naked women gyrating to pulsating electronic / hip hop music, and men wearing robes and towels. This was my first time to an FKK, so I was pleasantly surprised. I paid the 50 euro entry fee, got the towel, slippers, bath robe, locker key and I was all set. I had a nice relaxing hot shower, and went into a strip club style club room, except that the women were in bikinis or topless. Men were a good mix of young and old, not all obnoxious looking zombies. I talked to a few women. One of them, Priscilla, came and started chatting, she even came along to the steam room and sauna with me, spent 30 min or so sitting topless next to me, talking and touching and teasing. She was real fun to talk to, and even gave me a nice soapy standing shower. Then she asked if I wanted to go to the room with her, I found it hard to say no to her for the time she had spent already, but she was a bit chubby and a bit beyond her prime, and she said its ok if you don't want to go. So I went back to the club area, and spotted another young, slim brunette with irresistible pokies and a piercing look. I asked her to join me downstairs in the wet area. I lay down on a lounge chair, and she disrobed herself, and started dry-riding me cowgirl style. I couldn't resist even through the towel, and decided to go to the room for an hour. This is where I made a tiny bit of a mistake. There are only two good rooms at Samya on 2nd floor, one of them with jacuzzi, but they are always busy, rest of them are the same, a bit ordinary. I didn't want to wait, so just went to a regular room. Good music though. The next 50 min or so was a crash course in KamaSutra. I tried out every position that I had ever fancied. This girl was perky and chatty and fun and willing to play along. It was intensely gratifying experience. For the remainder 10 min, she even gave a good cool-down erotic massage. I paid her, hoping that she will hang around a bit, but she disappeared faster than a chipmunk. I lazed around till 2:30 in Samya, alternating between sauna, steam room, club room and shower. Once the crowd started thinning out, I left. Overall, I say day one score was 1-1.

[Loupgarou]

What is the deal with the many small 'clubs' that surround Cologne:

http://www.6relax.de/club/name/massa...rossraum-koeln

http://www.6relax.de/club/name/lea_p...rossraum-koeln

http://www.6relax.de/club/name/sexbo...rossraum-koeln

http://www.6relax.de/club_girls_deta...rossraum-koeln

Etc. Etc. Etc.

Do you need to make appt first or can you walk up? What is typical rate per hr? Is it possible to take advantage of these places without speaking German?

Loup

[Bfsie]

Donna E*t was OK with me. They didn't change the lady. It was in early 2014.

On average, what is the rate for one hour? Thank you for your advice.

[Jdbkk555]

Thought I'd check out the Asian scene in Koln today. If you do a bit of searching, you'll find a few websites that have some details on Asian ladies in the area. A suggestion is to search for Asia Pandora Koln. There's a building in the west side outskirts of town that has 4 different small Asian houses. One suggests Japanese, one Korean, one has a selection of Japanese and Chinese, etc. From what I could tell, all were Chinese. One was a tall Asian LB, I didn't give her / him a try.

I tend to like them on the smaller side. So I picked one from the " Japanese" and one from Pandora. Both were Chinese, and well over the advertised ages. I don't think anyone but the mamasan is accurate on the website. Both were great service.

An hour runs 150 euro, extras another 50. Note that not all the ladies offered extras.

I was a bit disappointed with the bait and switch, but the result was actually quite nice.

The one attached, and her mamasan pretended to be Japanese. After quickly discovering my Japanese was well better than theirs, I stopped trying to converse in Japanese. Strange thing, one spoke reasonable Spanish.

I'll go back again.

[SwingerLover]

it should be pretty easy!!

To get avoided by hundrets of women, instead of only dozens. This is a JOYCLUB event! So I think it's pretty sure that outsiders won't get laid anyway, and that 98 % of the female participants will only go there to watch and not do anything else. Sorry, but you couldn't drag me there if it was for free and without causing travel expenses.

[Mrknowitall]

Does anybody know about this BIG SPLASH party:

http://www.joyclub.de/event/328623.b...ash_koeln.html

Looks like a HUGE Swingers party. Over 600 couples have registered as well as 150 girls.

I know sex is never guaranteed at a true swingers club, but with 750 women there, it should be pretty easy!!

[RedBull691]

Several girls work in flats at this address. A bonus for Cologne was that I was able to streetpark nearby as it was a Saturday. I went with Ewa, who is Swedish, and charges 50 for 30 minutes (plus 20 if you want AO). Good english, kissing, active, and friendly. Maybe it was me but I felt she was a bit less enthusiastic than she was a year ago, but then she has been working nine months without a holiday. She offers anal but made it clear that she would rather not do that when i was there. She is still several notches above the average service anywhere. Some of the other girls at this address also get good reviews.

Have also been with Ewa a few times in Krefeld in her old flat and a few times at the address in Koln sud. Would highly recommend. Full 30 minutes, never any rush, shower and drink also. Very friendly, good English. Very active also. Very nice Sweedish blonde. I always try to pay her a visit when in the area.

[Dennis Thomas]

I used Donna Escort a while ago and they did change the lady on me. I posted about it at the time and asked if anyone else had a similar experience and received no response either way. I find it hard to believe that I am the only one of the forum who has set up a meeting with them.

Donna E*t was OK with me. They didn't change the lady. It was in early 2014.

[Ky Daddy]

I would like to know the experience who was recently at Teenyland puff in Koln.

I was looking also at the site of Donnaescort and i read in the forum that they can change the girl who a customer have booked whitout advise. Any new experience?

Otherwise who others agency in this style (non professional escorts) in the Koln,Bonn or Dusseldorf area?

I used Donna Escort a while ago and they did change the lady on me. I posted about it at the time and asked if anyone else had a similar experience and received no response either way. I find it hard to believe that I am the only one of the forum who has set up a meeting with them.

[SirWilliam00]

Several girls work in flats at this address. A bonus for Cologne was that I was able to streetpark nearby as it was a Saturday. I went with Ewa, who is Swedish, and charges 50 for 30 minutes (plus 20 if you want AO). Good english, kissing, active, and friendly. Maybe it was me but I felt she was a bit less enthusiastic than she was a year ago, but then she has been working nine months without a holiday. She offers anal but made it clear that she would rather not do that when i was there. She is still several notches above the average service anywhere. Some of the other girls at this address also get good reviews.

Is there a list online of the girls who work on this street? Are they just outside like in a RLD or do you make appointments ahead of time?

How old were they roughly?

Thanks for the info, it sounds like an interesting place.

[Optimist]

Several girls work in flats at this address. A bonus for Cologne was that I was able to streetpark nearby as it was a Saturday. I went with Ewa, who is Swedish, and charges 50 for 30 minutes (plus 20 if you want AO). Good english, kissing, active, and friendly. Maybe it was me but I felt she was a bit less enthusiastic than she was a year ago, but then she has been working nine months without a holiday. She offers anal but made it clear that she would rather not do that when i was there. She is still several notches above the average service anywhere. Some of the other girls at this address also get good reviews.

[BegaBega]

I would like to know the experience who was recently at Teenyland puff in Koln.

I was looking also at the site of Donnaescort and i read in the forum that they can change the girl who a customer have booked whitout advise. Any new experience?


Otherwise who others agency in this style (non professional escorts) in the Koln,Bonn or Dusseldorf area?

[BegaBega]

Years ago Traumparadies was my favourite puff in Germany.

There was a lot of debutant 18+. Was not cheaper but elegant and clean rooms.

Last year I was there for 2 times but the situation have changed: Over 30 all and MILF.

Do anyone know if now are there debutants or can give me a tips for other puff with new in the business girls?

[Xainis]

Hello!

Next week I will visit Cologne for three nights. Do you know if all the hotels are allowing to get a call girl for few hours? For example the Humboldt1 Palais-Hotel & Bar?

Moreover, any suggestions near the above hotel (Altstadt area).

Many thanks in advance for your help.

[Iceberg27]

Hello All,

I will visit Cologne next week.

I will hit FKK clubs GT, Samya and maybe Pashca and I will visit normal night clubs in the other days. I prefer to stay in very central neighborhoods.

Where are most normal night clubs are located in COlogne? Which neighborhood or hotel do you advice me to stay?

Regards.