Cologne

[OddsMaker]

Made a trip to Samya and was quite underwhelmed compared to the smaller clubs in Frankfurt (Mainhattan and palace). The club was darker lit and the women had more injected plastic and pounds. They seemed more aggressive in talking to patrons but to the point that it got pushy. They also weren't offering anything more (and some were offering less) than at the other FKKs. It does have a small outdoor terrace by the kitchen which is the only saving grace.

[Sad Old Guy]

Was back in Cologne a couple of weeks ago on business and decided to follow up and try an escort from https://escort-cologne.com/girls/ I have a very specific type, ie. Sheena https://escort-cologne.com/portfolio_page/sheena/ or Johanna https://escort-cologne.com/portfolio_page/johanna/. Text the agency and only 'Sheena' was available. Confirmed that the girl who turns up at my hotel needs to look like the girl in the photo or I'm not entertaining her. Nod, nod, yes, yes was the response. Of course the girl who turns up in the hotel lobby is not the same as the girl in the photo. But she was a spinner, had dreadlocks, tats and by this time I was so horny I decided to go through with it. Most higher end German hotels do not allow anyone up to the floors where the rooms are so you'll almost always have to meet the escort in the lobby. I guess it's a plus and minus. If she's dressed inappropriately, then it's obvious to everyone in the lobby what she's there for although frankly, no one bats an eye in Germany. The plus is that you can walk away out of the lobby if the girl is not to your liking. Only possible if it's not too late with the lobby still busy and you'll probably get black-balled by the agency.

Anyway, back to 'Sheena', or rather Emma. As we head to the room, I negotiate A-levels and AO for 300 Euro (A-levels was supposed to be included in the base 200 Euro). But when we get undressed in the room turns out A-levels is off the books as 'I am too big'. She tend starts to up-charge me another 100 Euro for an 'Uber' as she came down from Dusseldorf. By this time, she's in the room and I didn't want to have to kick her out of the room and have her create a ruckus so I agree knowing I'm getting taken to the cleaners. But Emma (real name) has flawless olive skin and a really nice attitude (which I did not kill by bartering). She was a small spinner and started with with a decent BBBJ. I soon had to stop her before I exploded in her mouth and decided to do some deep drilling. Had her legs pinned by her head and tits / nips squished and protruding between her legs and went to town until I came. She did ask for me to cum outside which I obliged. We laid around to chat for quiet a bit until she had to leave for her next appointment. Overspent 400 Euro but was satisfied.

Here's the skinny on most Cologne escort agencies, the photos are super looking but all teasers, the girls probably look nothing like the photos, they do have a small set of girls working each night and may come from as far a Dusseldorf. In experience, most escorts and sex workers (Samya) are Romanian or other foreigner, you'll almost never find a true German as they are few and far in between. Compared to Lisbon where I went to next, Germany is expensive. In Lisbon I saw these two https://escortprivada.com/escort/valeria-diaz/ and https://escortprivada.com/escort/mariana-amaral/. They were both exactly as they appeared in the photos, perfectly on time (down to the minute), had really super playful and fun attitudes, loved sex and to top it all was only 150 Euro and hour. Valeria even stayed almost two hours and had to kick her out as I had a business dinner to go to. It was very hard as she gave me a farewell BBBJ at the door on her knees. I must have popped 3-4 times and she came at least twice. I think I'll save my money in Germany and do a side trip to Lisbon next time!

[Tintin1]

Arrived in town Sunday and decided to have my first visit club on Monday. After reading some reviews I decided on Samya. A few years ago I visited Pascha and the other club that was close by. Both didn't do much for me. There were many plain ladies with few grabbing my attention.

Monday is often the "slowest" day in any club so you did well. Very encouraging. Some of the clubs will also offer 1 hour or 2 hour entrance pricing to allow you to go up to a room and basically run out. They don't always advertise but worth asking. Also the full price entry will allow you to come for "lunch" and return at night if you want to try a few bordellos in town. You have to let them know you are planning on returning. (sorry if you know all this already).
I found my last visit to S, that there were 3 girls that "fit" my lust profile. You see so many reports on the board that the girls were bad that night, or we all 8's and 9's it's hard to offer a decent comparison club2 club or night2 night. But with 20 girls, I would hope one would at least stand out. (Given your handle, let me guess, you're an ass man Ha). Great and thanks for the report.

If you want AO, you really should go to Austria. Seems it's more the norm than the exception. Check the Vienna forum for instance.

[DCupLover2021]

Arrived in town Sunday and decided to have my first visit club on Monday. After reading some reviews I decided on Samya. A few years ago I visited Pascha and the other club that was close by. Both didn't do much for me. There were many plain ladies with few grabbing my attention.

I was planning to try and find one lady that I saw reviewed at Samya. Her name is Mona. The club was fairly nicely laid out. The $50 Euro cover was worth the price of entry as in Vancouver, where I am from, we do not have clubs anywhere near this style. Prices for an hour are generally $50 for the house on their own with maybe a small sauna / steam room if you are lucky. $50 for a whole day, sauna / steam / food / etc is a deal! The food was okay with a decent selection of salad to meats and watermelon. It would be easy to drink and eat your $50 cover charge alone. It would seem a losing venture for the club (what is going on behind the scenes to make this a viable venture? These clubs can't be profitable on the visible business plan without a secondary or tertiary income).

There was about 20 ladies around a few areas. Most were fine but either not my type or didn't grab my attention. I did see one that was probably Mona but my attention was on Sonia. A Turkish lady, enhanced the cups, flat tummy, slim waist, a medium sized toned ass with a few tattoos. Very attractive as well.

Clubs etc are not my thing but I wanted to compare to what is usually available in my area. I wasn't worried about pricing as I was the experience. Sonia asked for $100 euro for 30 minutes, BBBJ, covered sex (too bad as AO is preference). She did a great job given the covered status. Her English was good so that helped out.

All in all I thought the club was well worth the visit, as was Sonia. I would choose them again just for the relaxing atmosphere. They have a deal 4 for 5. Pay for 4 visits and the 5th is on the house (entry fee only for sure).

[John Traveller]

Interesting story. I had the same experience here a few years ago, and also ended up in Samya! And Pasha / DasBordell is just not interesting.

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[Weebey]

Hey,

My wife and I are looking to visit Cologne / Dusseldorf area in the coming months. We've been to the area many times for Spas (Vabali / Claudius / Neptunbad etc) and nightlife. I've also experienced some of the FKK clubs myself.

We are planning a trip back again and noticed a club called Beachclub Cologne (https://beachclub-cologne.com/). The website has very little info, but it looks like a swingers club / wellness spa to me based on the gallery photos. But no prices, events, details at all.

Is anyone familiar with this venue?

[Sad Old Guy]

I've had good luck at SAMYA preCovid. I've found at least a couple ladies willing to offer anal, but I never ask for uncovered (AO / Alles Ohne).

Curious if you will go back. I have had better luck with repeat nights and when I go with a local buddy. The fact that they think I might be a regular seems to make the ladies put in a little extra effort. Maybe my imagination, on the other hand, we've all seen this in every aspect of the service industry. Repeat clients often get better service.

Yeah I would go back but I'm only there every few months it is hard to make a connection and be a regular especially with no local contacts. I do want to try one of the local escort agencies, I know someone said were fake but they do not ask for a deposit upfront, and if we meet in the hotel lobby and she does not look like here photos and does not do it for me, I'll walk away.

[Tintin1]

I'm still here.

I've had good luck at SAMYA preCovid. I've found at least a couple ladies willing to offer anal, but I never ask for uncovered (AO / Alles Ohne).

Curious if you will go back. I have had better luck with repeat nights and when I go with a local buddy. The fact that they think I might be a regular seems to make the ladies put in a little extra effort. Maybe my imagination, on the other hand, we've all seen this in every aspect of the service industry. Repeat clients often get better service.

[BaltiX]

In comparison to my regular escort in the US, I got a lot less but I also paid less, 225 (including 50 for house entry fee) and two 30 minute sessions with pops with two separate girls compared to USD400 for an hour with my regular for I can go 'alles ohne' in her pussy and arse. And why regular is hotter than any of the girls I saw today. The other thing I'd like to try is an incall or outcall with a high-end escort service (see https://escort-cologne.com/ or https://cologne-escort.com/. Girls seem higher-end and much more attractive although with professional and touched up photos, who knows. Rates are really not that much more for the same services, IE. 200/ HR for CBJ, CFS and a 50 upcharge for anal. Did inquire about 'alles ohne' but was told it is actually illegal which explains why no ones does that anymore. Might take a run at Johanna tomorrow night https://escort-cologne.com/girls/ and report if I do.

In summary, I'd probably skip Pascha (or at least go after 9 pm) and head to Samya FKK or try a high-end escort the next time I'm in town. Samya FKK has more of a orgy vibe whereas Pasha reminds me of the red light district in Amsterdam with girls sitting in the windows or stools outside the door.

I'm over 90% sure those two escort websites are scams because it's full of of stolen professional pictures with bad editing.

[Sad Old Guy]

Thanks for your good reports Sad Old Guy.

When exactly were you there? I'm asking because I'm heading over next Monday and hope my 2 vaccine plus booster will be sufficient to get me into clubs I wish to visit.

I'm still here so rules will not change significantly but the time you get here next week, 2 G+ still in effect and your 2 shots plus booster should be good to get into Pascha, just let the bouncer know you have two shots plus booster and bring your vaccine card or a photo of it.

[Wanking]

Thanks for your good reports Sad Old Guy.

When exactly were you there? I'm asking because I'm heading over next Monday and hope my 2 vaccine plus booster will be sufficient to get me into clubs I wish to visit.

[Sad Old Guy]

So I've been traveling to Cologne a bit on business and in the past I've always stayed downtown and been a tad bored in the eves. Had never been to places like Pascha, Das Bordell or any of the FKK clubs. I started at Pascha which is about a 10 minute drive from downtown minimal traffic (would be the same time by taxi and a little longer by train). It is re-opened with a new bright pink exterior paint-job. They follow 2 G+ rules which means you need to be fully vaccinated and test negative. In reality, full double dose of vaccine plus booster will get you in the door but of course the bouncer never said anything and told me I needed to be tested. There's a trailer on the right next to the building (when facing the building) that will do 15 min tests. You have to go on-line and register which can be a pain if you don't understand German. The girl who does the tests was kind enough to walk be through the completion of the on-line form and also find enough to point out there is a free rapid antigen version which is accepted by Pascha. Again not obvious unless you understand written German, all the other tests do cost money. So got tested, waiting in my car until the results were available on-line. While waiting in my car, saw a string of German girls periodically drop by get tested, drive off only to come back 15 minutes later and go into Pascha to work. Have to say the string of Bimmers, Audis and Mercs were surprising. Now these German cars may be the equivalent of Toyota, Honda and Kias in the US or the cars may belong to their bfs or pimps but I don't think so, these girls are not that hard for money despite no business during the pandemic.

Walked in after paying the 5 fee. Now I was early 4 pm and only 5 floors was open plus none of the bars or lounges were open. The girls were also sparse, averaging 2-3 girls per floor with their doors open. Each girl rents a room from management (room includes bathroom, bed and personal effects) and negotiates services directly with the customer. Going rate is consistently 50/20 mis and 150/ hour (no price breaks here). It usually covers a massage, obj and CFS, no one offers 'alles ohne'. Girls are pretty average in looks, tall, brunettes and many fake blondes. Majority were Romanian and spoke at least passable English. As I wasn't feeling it with any of the girls, decided to head across the street to Das Brodell. Similar setup except no entry fee, girls were sparse but did not seem that different in quality than the 'upscale' Pascha (Das Brodell is supposed to be the lower cost version). Prices and services are identical to girls at Pascha and again definitely no 'alles ohne'. By this time I'm feeling a little frustrated since I popped a blue pill and was really looking for a cute blonde spinner type. I would recommend going later, after 8 pm to get a better variety of girls but there are also more guys roaming around by then.

Decided last minute to try Samya as I was getting horny as fuck, took me 30 minutes to drive in rush hour traffic, it is about 15 minutes from downtown without traffic. If you have never been to a German FKK club before, you have to try it, very interesting. The entry fee is steep 50 and you get a bathrobe, towel, pair of sandals and a locker with key. You have to dress into the robe to enter the bar where the girls hang out and the deals you negotiate with the girl on services which run 50 for 30 minutes of CBJ and CFS, most will do a BBBJ for an additional 50 but again no 'alles ohne' available from any of the girls. Quality of the girls here is better (it's about 5 pm by now, so still pretty early as far as these places go) and there must have been 10-15 girls and 5-7 guys, so pretty good odds but girls seldom approach the guys, you have to signal for them to come your way or initiate the conversation. Many do not speak fluent English so that might have the reason but I quickly settled on a tall Romanian who goes by Anda. Not a true blonde, nice arse, decent sized tits and cleanly shaved pussy and average face. She gets a room nd we head up and broke the ice by talking about Russia and the Ukraine and then she got down to as business, started with a BBBJ before she slipped on the cover with her mouth and I started pounding away at her tight kitty which allowed me to cum after a few minutes (I have not been able to cum with a cover for years but no problems here). The only downside is I like to pound away with the girl on her back and my hands and full weight pinning the girls' legs back so pussy and arse is fully exposed and I get nice deep penetration but Anda was not flexible enough to handle the pressure. She cleaned me up after, small chit-chat, would repeat with her as she had a good attitude. Went back to the bar area, the few guys were still sitting around waiting whilst some of the girls were talking to each other. Soon enough a blonde (again dyed with curly hair), nice small pair of tits, skinny long legs, the exact of spinner I like, comes by my way and joins me after I signal for her. Rates and services the same for Melinda and for Anda and I could not resist although I had not full recovered from my session with Anda. Negotiate 75 (as that is all I had left on myself) and she starts with a nice BBBJ while I was playing with her tits and pussy. Although she was very enthusiastic in the bar she was less so in the room and did not remove her bra completely. She was flexible and able to take my pounding and being her like a pretzel. Again, after cumming, her service was not as good, she even asked me to drop the room key off downstairs. Definitely no chemistry but a good fuck. I think the more time you spend cultivating a conversation beforehand, the better the chemistry. Neither girl came and actually did not want to as 'the night was long' and they would see many more before close at 3 am.

In comparison to my regular escort in the US, I got a lot less but I also paid less, 225 (including 50 for house entry fee) and two 30 minute sessions with pops with two separate girls compared to USD400 for an hour with my regular for I can go 'alles ohne' in her pussy and arse. And why regular is hotter than any of the girls I saw today. The other thing I'd like to try is an incall or outcall with a high-end escort service (see https://escort-cologne.com/ or https://cologne-escort.com/. Girls seem higher-end and much more attractive although with professional and touched up photos, who knows. Rates are really not that much more for the same services, IE. 200/ HR for CBJ, CFS and a 50 upcharge for anal. Did inquire about 'alles ohne' but was told it is actually illegal which explains why no ones does that anymore. Might take a run at Johanna tomorrow night https://escort-cologne.com/girls/ and report if I do.

In summary, I'd probably skip Pascha (or at least go after 9 pm) and head to Samya FKK or try a high-end escort the next time I'm in town. Samya FKK has more of a orgy vibe whereas Pasha reminds me of the red light district in Amsterdam with girls sitting in the windows or stools outside the door.

[Sonic1]

I just come across this - https://www.pascha.de/.

During the height of the pandemic it was widely reported that it went bust and closed forever. New website says it's renovated the rooms and reopened.

Anyone have any more news? Anyone been since reopening?

[HelloYou]

I'm in Cologne / Bonn this week. I was thinking to go to the FKK Mondial (€30 entry!) as well as the Pascha and its next door Das borthel!

I didn't find any RLD there and list of Eros center. Any intel on that side?

[Arnold15]

Thanks for this very well written report!

Hi folks,

I want to share my experience from recent visit to Cologne (and surrounding clubs).
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Cheers.