Cologne

[Ortos]

PS: one thing that I did not like about Carolina and kissing was that she must be a heavy smoker. This taste turned me off. Next time I'm going to specifically ask the lady to point out girls that are non-smokers (or at least not as heavy smokers.)

Or hand them a couple of Listerine strips...

Ortos

[Stinky Squid]

Hey guys, thanks for nominating my post for distinction. Just a follow up one a then unresolved matter:

Oh, and my little head is itching a bit ... hope it's not a problem now.

Guess he was just a little overworked then. Nothing bad has happened.

[Jackyo]

I found a link to this article on Youppie (Merci, Kleinberg).

It deals with an attempt to make street sex safer for SPs by providing with a place to work.

http://www.zdf.de/ZDFde/inhalt/9/0,1872,3925129,00.html

[Cunning 1]

SS,

A nice report and probably some inspiration for other new boys to break their duck at TP. As a more well versed monger, I can tell you it was a good choice and the professionalism is excellent and they would do the very best for you.

Don't worry about your performance, it gets much easier very quickly!

C1

[Stinky Squid]

PS: one thing that I did not like about Carolina and kissing was that she must be a heavy smoker. This taste turned me off. Next time I'm going to specifically ask the lady to point out girls that are non-smokers (or at least not as heavy smokers.)

[Stinky Squid]

hi, i've been a lurker and wannabe monger for the longest time (since i was 18 and it didn't work once). today i have had my first active mongering experience. honestly, i was pathetic (again), and it would have been a total disaster, were it not for the nice people at traum-paradies. they were so straight forward, understanding and respectful, no cheating no upselling. i especially appreciated the lady who gave the instructions and advice. i really loved it that she explained the price structure and that no negotiation had to happen with the girl. price structure again:

100 euro for 45 minutes kissing (except tina), bbbj, vaginal with daty included.

45 min allows 2 shots (if you can)

50 euro extra for 60 min and as many shots you can do.

50 euro extra for anal.

50 euro extra for cim.

this was so cool. i was nervous like crazy. i should have taken beta blockers or something. so pumped up from days of making up my mind if and where i should go "out". i had very specific ideas, but then just gave in to the usual spiel. i saw the parade, and took note of the names of the girls i fancied. (the notebook is crucial.) btw all of them shook my hands, and as a gentleman, i raised from my chair for each one of them (i should have just kept standing .

there were 3 i liked, tina, alicia, and carolina. then the parade was over sooner than i thought. i was a bit disappointed, almost thought i'd leave the place again. then the lady came in and explained the things and she really helped me decide. but i was so nervous too. my big head was spinning and the little head did not want to move. the lady said i should just hang out for 5 more minutes or so to relax and think it over and left the room. meanwhile another girl came in to bring me a drink. then two or three more girls came in to say hi.

after 5 or 10 minutes the lady came back. by then i had made the decision to go forward with my plan despite being so crazed out and i thought i should go with alicia since she was new too. so i thought may be with her being new and me, it would give me more security. (heck, i am quite good in bed, my wife is happy with my services whenever she desires them.) but the lady didn't want me to have alicia.

since i trusted she probably knew better than me what was good in the situation, i gave in. then more girls came in, including marie, maya, and dunia, each one of them jumping right to the top of my list. i learned that maya was from india (i am crazy about indians, just this time i wanted bigger boobs...) but when i picked dunia, the lady again did not think it was the best choice. she asked for my list and then she picked carolina for me. i found that was a nice touch. so, i went with her selection.

carolina came in and led me to our room. i wanted the room with mirror on the ceiling but didn't ask for it and we ended up in some other room. nice room nevertheless. carolina was very sweet to me trying to relax me. set on my lap and kissed. i asked her if she could get into street clothing (i like girls in tight jeans and short tops more than these lingerie things). she said o.k. i paid her the 45 min simple service because by then i knew if i even get half of the offerings of the simple service i was lucky (i was pathetic, did i say?). so she left to put away the 100 euro.

it took a while and i decided to begin taking a shower. i figured it might relax me and i didn't really wanted her not to shower. i figured she would have showered after her last encounter and i like them to keep some clothes on. when she came in she handed me the towel and then again kissed me etc. i started relaxing a bit. we chatted about brazil a bit. then, she insisted on taking a shower with me so off went all the clothes . in the shower she started working my dick it felt good but had little lasting effect.

at some point i asked to leave the shower and we went to bed. she wanted to know my phantasies, and i couldn't quite verbalize them, except i told her that i liked her to keep doing oral sex, and that's what she did. it was nice and relaxing and i think the sight and having the girl go down on me like this was already woth the money. but still the little guy could not stand.

now carolina proved to be the right choice: she began working my ass with her fingers. it was very much appreciated and helped a bit. but still no lasting effects. i was just too crazed out. however, with her guidance and continued ass-fingering, i did eventually get off, pathetic still, but nonetheless. she brought me the rest of my drink and kept being nice, massaging my back (and not bad at that either). there was no time or hope for an attempt of a reprise so we wound down another shower. went back to the main hall and kissed good bye on cheek.

then i saw the indian girl again and felt bad not having picked her. oh i love those eyes! but my self-confidence was shattered and i was ready to get out into the sunlight and get on with life. the lady led me out and i said when asked that i thought carolina had done a great job and it was certainly not her fault that i wasn't as good as i should have been.

so, i went out again and back. hey, regarding getting there, it's really easy. no taxi required from the train station in spich. use google maps and you will find it. it is just 15 min walk. felt odd to go through the neighborhood on my way back. normal families, normal dads and kids, just like i am in my normal life. i pondered the experience....

now few hours away i find that perhaps i just need to get used to it. i do not regret it, it was basically a therapeutic massage. if only my little head would agree with me, i could go right back and see maya. but it looks like i shall have to wait for another opportunity in the distant future. hope next time my little head and big head will be working together better. oh, and my little head is itching a bit ... hope it's not a problem now.

anyway, for any pathetic wannabe monger like me, i can recommend tp as the ultimate therapeutic praxis, where they introduce you gently and professionally to the business. they are good.

editor's note: i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here for more information.

[Kater]

I have been many many times in Köln at Pascha and Das Bordel in Hornstrasse. And mostly I have been satisfied. Almost only once in Das Bordell laufhaus I took two girls, they have a small Dog in the room (it had also couple of weeks ago when I where again in there). So, they almous "robed" me. I payed at first 80.. Euros, what they asked. Soon they asked 50,. More, I paid but nothing happend. They even do not undressed! I left away pissed off, voi paskan marjat sentään, helvetti!

Do anyone know is House "80" still existence? In there were good prise 30.- euros/ 20 min.

[Vitamin V Boy]

Visited Pascha recently, early afternoon, around 2:00. Not very many girls were working but picked a tall blonde German girl on the 4th floor, sorry can't remember her name but her room was the closes to the stairs on the right hand side. 60 Euros for suck and fuck. Had nice firm fake tits. Average BJ but multi position ending. Would recommend.

[Cunning 1]

Toscana,

Very well put and a good explanation of what TP is about. When I was there about 3 weeks ago, the lovely Giselle was still in Brazil (heart-break) but I had nearly as good a time with Sakia, who I can recommend.

The thing that baffles me is how they make money as the way it is set up to be very private makes it look like there's nobody there except the girls.

Illy is highly professional and she is part owner with a grey haired gentleman who said hello when I was there.

I may well go back this weekend if Giselle is back. If not, well so many FKK options, but TP is a banker.

C1

[Toscana]

Yes, it's a pretty good stopping off point en route from the south for the FKKs in the Cologne and Düsseldorf area. Much to discover there, I shall be back. But I should need more than a coffee break to recover, and the journey onwards gives me the time I need to recuperate.

BTW, if you are travelling on to Düsseldorf, do NOT follow your navi if it takes you through central Cologne. It's a bummer if there is something going on (I think it was icehockey). Get on the autobahn and take the ring round.

The only problem is really that most NRW FKKs are a step down in quality, if you kick off at TP. If TP was Champions League, it felt like Division 2, when I entered Living Room.

[Marlow]

Are we to presume you will be sauntering your way back to TP to place yourself once more before the firing squad? It is a fit man who can last the course at TP, have a cup of coffee in the alcove, draw breath and ask for seconds. Try it. The place has a devoted if not slavish following in Germany. On the German forum it has reached a point where it ranks as the most written about house of shame known

[Toscana]

perhaps it is time for another more detailed report on traum-paradies.

http://www.traum-paradies.de/

it’s in spich, not far from cologne, and pretty close to bonn too. i’ll spare myself the trouble of detailing the directions, as i’m a navigator junkie and can’t remember them, and anyway the website contains all you need. you can also refer to cunning1's report further down. parking outside the place and on the street itself seems to be no problem.

it’s not an fkk. it’s a high quality and busy brothel with very reasonable prices. i would compare it in style with royal in berlin, if anyone knows that.

fantastic women.

if you have little time in the cologne area, it’s a real alternative, since you have to pay no entrance, and a single standard 45 minute session with the generous basics (dfk, bbbj and sex, you can shower with the girl) will knock you back eur 100. i was quoted cim on top of that as eur 50 extra. anal would be extra too. i am afraid i forget the price of a longer session.

according to my information (from a working girl i met elsewhere :-)) it is owned by an experienced middle-aged woman called illy, who is of middle-eastern origin. if she is around, she introduces herself to each customer, and i met her on my way out. she is charming. she is also a tough cookie, who knows exactly what the customers want, and exercises an iron discipline vis-à-vis the girls. one complaint, and they are gone. illy has a posse of grey-besuited young executive-type girls, who orchestrate affairs. they welcome the customer, shepherd him about, answer the telephones, make the appointments, advise on the choices, make sure that discretion is maintained. and you could fuck them too, if they were available, but they seem not to be.

on the website there is quite a bit of detail on each girl, including her specialities. for some you have to have a reservation, as they are so popular. otherwise you can turn up and take the parade.

if you click on zimmer, you will see that they are all theme rooms. i only saw one, but i am sure that they are all just great places to have your way with a beautiful girl. rooms all off a long corridor. red light: es wird gefickt, keep out. green light: es kann gefickt werden, please enter. the only problem is that right at the end of the corridor is a toilet, and if toscana turns up at a busy time after a long car drive, desperate for an urgent and lengthy visit to this facility, he holds up the entire operation for as long as it takes, since they cannot let anyone in or out of a room for the duration, in case tosc sees him when he comes out mightily relieved and fixing his belt. unintended design flaw.

i went specifically to see janice, who was voted in third place in a german forum’s miss fuck-and-blow contest for 2006. and i had to have an appointment, which was made easily over the phone on the morning before i arrived.

my appointment was for 15.30, and gentleman that i am, i risked life and limb, speeding highly illegally along several hundred kilometers of german autobahn in my concern not to be late for an appointment with a quality prostitute, arriving triumphantly in pools of hot liquid tyre rubber at 15.29. lol. unfortunately my concern for punctuality was not shared by janice, who was running woefully late. nadia, my tall, elegant brothel executive counsellor, explained that they had suffered a lamentable zimmerstau (room traffic jam, not unsimilar to that on the a565 autobahn), and that janice may be a great fuck-and-blow, but even she only did this when a room was available. she hoped i would understand, grovel, grovel, terribly sorry. i was hoping she might undress a bit to console me, but no, it would be about 20 minutes for janice, which we both knew would be longer, wouldn’t i like to see the other girls, who knows, maybe i will find an immediate substitute for little tosc’s craving, yes, why not, seems like a decent way to wile away the time, i yielded gracefully.

so, i was shepherded into the waiting pen. this room is an art-form in itself. usual plush furniture. well lit, so you can see the goods, and on the table are an assortment of men’s magazines and a notebook and pen. a great touch, as you can scribble down the names of any girls that take your fancy. as we all know, the parade can be over with bewildering speed, and you’ll be buggered if you can remember the names of the three or four worthy of further inspection. problem solved. so the parade begins, each girl coming in separately in lingerie and the first bringing your drink with her. what service. well, my friends, i fleetingly met eight women, and i could have fucked every single one of them without the slightest quibble, though at my age not all together. i only managed to scribble one name down in my consternation. two minutes later exec came back in, and we negotiated earnestly. i had noted gyna, and exec went into spasms of enthusiasm at her qualities, looks, service, attitude, what a perfect choice! i pointed out that i hadn’t chosen her, i had noted her perfect arse. we discussed the blow-job techniques of the various girls i had seen, the hard, the soft, the long-drawn-out, the swirling, the accompanying concert. i was truly baffled at how nadia could do this so seriously, i was almost breaking up.

anyway, it was all in vain, i decided i would await my treasure and hoped that janice would not be too long. of course not, sir. i was then parked in the tv room and given another drink. i hunted, but no porn channel.

forty-five minutes late (time less for fkk living room, where i was headed for later, so a serious matter), janice appeared. the confusion continued, when it transpired that exec should have explained the prices to me, which janice may not. so there she was, gone again. exec 2 – with exec glasses and also gorgeous - turned up, apologized beseechingly for the omission of her colleague and launched into the price structure. she also confided what she thought were janice’s blowjob qualities (i wanted to ask her how she knew), and regretted – demure blink - that she wouldn’t be taking it up the arse this warm cologne afternoon. janice returned, confirmed she would do what i wanted, no problem, any other “schweinereien”? no, no other perversions required. ok, be back in a mo, sit there and do not undress, i’m going to do this. hey, promising, although i did go through half a second’s panic as i tried to remember what underwear i’d put on that morning.

now janice is cute. she really is the girl-next-door type. her natural hair is auburn, not the colour on the photos. so the skin is pinky pale, not soft. she is probably early thirties, but in great trim. cheeky raunchy smile about her. for a bit of fun i’d asked for a smattering of the old verbalerotik, and by god did she astonish me over the next forty-five minutes with her fantasies about the possible uses for our genitals :-) :-). quite small (her height, not my genitals), slim waist, tastefully upholstered firm c cups and a very fine arse. curves everywhere for naughty hands. fingers rampant, no objections.

anyway, she jumped on my lap, legs straddling me, started some great kissing, and at the same time slowly stripped my upper torso. this took a while, so we opted out of the shower, took a brief detour to the sink and landed forthwith on the double-poster bed. what janice does well, is her judging what is required at any given moment. she really does respond to the mood and what you are doing. great kissing, no rushing, and gradually down to the blowjob. well, she does it well, and you will not be disappointed, but i think she is popular not specifically for this bit, because i had three blowjobs later at living room which were as good if not better. but anyway, she grabbed little tosc’s alert attention, and after prolonged 69, she began manouevering me around the bed. she does the sex very, very well, it must be said. i managed to last the course, and although it wasn’t planned, she finished me off with a violent hand-job finale. an excellent punt, and i can recommend you try her, if you don’t mind the strong personality type. but she’s definitely not submissive, ok?

we wound up with a bit of (normal) conversation. we were in the very tastefully designed afrika room, with photos on the wall and animal ornaments everywhere. all very cleverly done, but i couldn’t resist dumbfounding her with the observation that, so far as i was aware, there had never in the history of this planet been tigers (see website photo, if you don’t believe me) in africa. lol. she promised to take this serious lapse up in the next committee meeting with the execs.

remains only to say, that i was introduced to illy, who demanded to know whether i had been satisfied, and accompanied out to the door by another more matronly exec. once we were out of earshot of anyone else, she did a quick audit of my experience, almost with a checklist. did i think the experience with janice had been unsatisfactory in any way? had she not been a bit too professional? great leading questions to solicit real information. i was released to the outside world with a brochure pressed into my hand.

i may have occasionally taken the [CodeWord140] a little bit here, but there is no doubt that this is a class operation, the women are champions league quality, and it’s a mean character who doesn’t appreciate the efforts made for the client. do give it a try.

[Surferr3]

I posted on the FKK thread and it seems like samya will meet my needs based on location and services. Sounds like it's a short taxi ride to the facility.

Thanks for sharing.

[Jackyo]

Greetings,

I will be staying at the Intercontinental in a few weeks. I will be in town on business and have traveled to many places but this trip to Germany is a first. I will be short on time.

I have read the forum but have a few questions....

I will hire a car/taxi to take me where I need to go. I hope to find something somewhat close. What should I expect to pay? Are we talking 10 euros or 50 euros for the drive? (I'm a first timer)

I have read about http://www.traum-paradies.de/ and the FKK's. What is my best option for a quick drive and a good time?

I hope to have a fun trip but time will be of the essence. Many thanks.

surferr3

... about Traum Paradies.

Its not an FKK club though but rather a brothel.

Its not directly in the city though but rather in Troisdorf-Spich.

[Bocken]

I can recommend Traum Paradies.

I've only been there once, but my impression so far is that it's truly excellent. Had an hour with Linn from the Philippines and it was worth every cent. I'll definitely be coming back to that place. Good selection, great service and top-notch facilities.

But then again, FKK's are great too. I guess it all depends if you're intending to have several sessions (which would make Traum Paradies too expensive) or just one.