Cologne

[Jackyo]

What about the escort route? Is it a complete waste given the FKK and bordello availability?

Having someone come to your hotel room is probably the most expensive of these alternatives.

The FKK clubs are the best deal: Samya and Sudbad.

I'd do TP too.

All three are within city limits.

Do you have a car? I think you said no but you have more choices if you have a car.

[RankinRoger]

How long a cab ride is it?

This is the finest bordello I have ever been. First of all the service is number one.

Transportation: Take the S13 train from Cologne Airport or S12 from Cologne Hbf direction to Troisdorf. Get off at Spich station and go downstairs and make a left. Walk for about two blocks and make a left on the main street. You will find a Taxi station across the street from a souvenir shop. You need to call a taxi from there. There is a public phone. Call 47770 or 999-5777 and they will send you a Taxi. The Taxi stand is called Hauptstrabe Spich . It will cost you 5 euros to get to the club. You can take a local bus also and get off at the Biberweg stop.

When you get there you will be greeted by a blond kind woman who will ask you if you have made reservations. I told her that it was my first time and she took me to a private room with shower. The room was big really clean and looked very inviting. There were other rooms with Jacuzzi but it cost a bit more.

She then told me that all the available women would come to the room and would introduce themselves. So she left the room and one by one they came. The first one was a tall polish woman called Sonja. Wow. My jaw almost dropped. She was gorgeous she shook my hand and left. Afterwards other women came and left. After all of them had introduced themselves another young looking blond comes to the room and asks me which one I had decided. Then I narrowed to three and she explained their services and character. Amazing as this woman wanted me to be completely satisfied.

The Cost: She told me that if I wanted a one hour service with all the pops I could take it would cost me 150 euros. bbbj, DFK, and DATY was included. CIM and Anal are around another 50 euro extra. I decided for the basic service. I paid with credit card and racked some ff miles.

Sonja: This girl has an incredible tan body. She told want I wanted and told her the basics so we both took a shower together and touched and kissed her nice breasts. That had me hard and so after the nice shower of we went to the bed were the bbbj began with ball licking tongue action. I was hard as a rock then I gave her DATY and it tasted good and sweet. After DATY on to Mish and Doggy and the one pop came out. We chatted on for 15 minutes than she starts bbbj for the second time and different position. I finished with her legs on my shoulder as her 22 year ol body looked fantastic. After the second pop she gave me a back massage and then time was up. I told them to call me for a taxi. Before I left the blond woman asked me how was the service and I told her wonderful.

This is a great place to go. If you are not into smoking the atmosphere is clear. They smoke inside but you can hardly smell it. Service is number one!

I will return.

http://www.traum-paradies.de/

Dick

[RankinRoger]

... Koeln and not Koln. There is an umlaut over that "o".

I don't recommend the Laufhaeuser here. Go once to look around but the two which sit across the street from one another (Pascha is one of them) are pretty grim places to visit and they are not known for good services.

There are two FKK clubs within city limits: Samya and Sudbad. Also within city limits is Traum Paradies which is not an FKK club but a bordello.

There have been reports written on all three here on this forum if not in this section than under the FKK Club thread. I understand that TP is outstanding service-wise (but this is based on what I've read - I've not been myself).

These clubs are all okay but the one I would go out of my way to get to is Bernds to the east of Bonn. Take a train to Hennef and from there either a cab or bus to Lichtenberg.

More info on how to get there under the Bernds thread.

If you have a car, your circle of activity expands considerably and can include the Golden Triangle, Duesseldorf and the Ruhrgebiet.

I personally would have all sorts of hangups about visiting German if I did not speak German - but I do read, write and speak the language. I think it makes a world of difference being able to understand evertyhing which is going on around you. But this is just me.

And remember: you owe us reports on your club visits when you get back!

No question. I owe reports. Perhaps (no promises) pics if possible. Good point on Pascha. I prefer a clean environment. Believe me I wish I spoke German. But I have to go and there isn't much time to learn. One follow-up question. What about the escort route? Is it a complete waste given the FKK and bordello availability?

[Jackyo]

I've read the various posts and still wonder if its a mistake to stick with e80, eros-center, etc. and stay close to city center, or if I'm better off hopping a train to one of the clubs farther away. First time to Koln and no german speaking ability ... so I'd feel more comfortable closer to center. What's the general opinion on this for a newbie?

... Koeln and not Koln. There is an umlaut over that "o".

I don't recommend the Laufhaeuser here. Go once to look around but the two which sit across the street from one another (Pascha is one of them) are pretty grim places to visit and they are not known for good services.

There are two FKK clubs within city limits: Samya and Sudbad. Also within city limits is Traum Paradies which is not an FKK club but a bordello.

There have been reports written on all three here on this forum if not in this section than under the FKK Club thread. I understand that TP is outstanding service-wise (but this is based on what I've read - I've not been myself).

These clubs are all okay but the one I would go out of my way to get to is Bernds to the east of Bonn. Take a train to Hennef and from there either a cab or bus to Lichtenberg.

More info on how to get there under the Bernds thread.

If you have a car, your circle of activity expands considerably and can include the Golden Triangle, Duesseldorf and the Ruhrgebiet.

I personally would have all sorts of hangups about visiting Germany if I did not speak German - but I do read, write and speak the language. I think it makes a world of difference being able to understand everything which is going on around you. But this is just me.

And remember: you owe us reports on your club visits when you get back!

[RankinRoger]

I've read the various posts and still wonder if its a mistake to stick with e80, eros-center, etc. and stay close to city center, or if I'm better off hopping a train to one of the clubs farther away. First time to Koln and no german speaking ability ... so I'd feel more comfortable closer to center. What's the general opinion on this for a newbie?

[Jackyo]

Jackyo,

I was surprised when Sonja (from Poland) told me that I was the first person from the U.S. to visit with her. She has been there for 3 months. Again a place to consider, a bit more expensive than the FKK’s but the quality is good and you can get as much pop’s as you can in 1 hour. Most of the clients are Germans, French and some Turks.

Dick

If you consider that entry at a Frankfurt club is 65 Euros and 30 minutes costs 50 Euros, your bill for one one-hour session there would be 165 Euros - which is comparable to spending 150 Euros for a one hour session at Traum-Paradies.

This place is one of those "off-the-beaten-path" places which deserves a visit when one is Koeln then!

Your first statement about being her first American just proves it is off the beaten path.

[Dick Rambone]

Jackyo,

I was surprised when Sonja (from Poland) told me that I was the first person from the U.S. to visit with her. She has been there for 3 months. Again a place to consider, a bit more expensive than the FKK’s but the quality is good and you can get as much pop’s as you can in 1 hour. Most of the clients are Germans, French and some Turks.

Dick

[Jackyo]

You've added to our knowledge base by visiting Traum-Paradies, dude!

Great review!

[Dick Rambone]

This is the finest bordello I have ever been. First of all the service is number one.

Transportation: Take the S13 train from Cologne Airport or S12 from Cologne Hbf direction to Troisdorf. Get off at Spich station and go downstairs and make a left. Walk for about two blocks and make a left on the main street. You will find a Taxi station across the street from a souvenir shop. You need to call a taxi from there. There is a public phone. Call 47770 or 999-5777 and they will send you a Taxi. The Taxi stand is called Hauptstrabe Spich . It will cost you 5 euros to get to the club. You can take a local bus also and get off at the Biberweg stop.

When you get there you will be greeted by a blond kind woman who will ask you if you have made reservations. I told her that it was my first time and she took me to a private room with shower. The room was big really clean and looked very inviting. There were other rooms with Jacuzzi but it cost a bit more.

She then told me that all the available women would come to the room and would introduce themselves. So she left the room and one by one they came. The first one was a tall polish woman called Sonja. Wow. My jaw almost dropped. She was gorgeous she shook my hand and left. Afterwards other women came and left. After all of them had introduced themselves another young looking blond comes to the room and asks me which one I had decided. Then I narrowed to three and she explained their services and character. Amazing as this woman wanted me to be completely satisfied.

The Cost: She told me that if I wanted a one hour service with all the pops I could take it would cost me 150 euros. bbbj, DFK, and DATY was included. CIM and Anal are around another 50 euro extra. I decided for the basic service. I paid with credit card and racked some ff miles.

Sonja: This girl has an incredible tan body. She told want I wanted and told her the basics so we both took a shower together and touched and kissed her nice breasts. That had me hard and so after the nice shower of we went to the bed were the bbbj began with ball licking tongue action. I was hard as a rock then I gave her DATY and it tasted good and sweet. After DATY on to Mish and Doggy and the one pop came out. We chatted on for 15 minutes than she starts bbbj for the second time and different position. I finished with her legs on my shoulder as her 22 year ol body looked fantastic. After the second pop she gave me a back massage and then time was up. I told them to call me for a taxi. Before I left the blond woman asked me how was the service and I told her wonderful.

This is a great place to go. If you are not into smoking the atmosphere is clear. They smoke inside but you can hardly smell it. Service is number one!

I will return.

http://www.traum-paradies.de/

Dick

[Coxswain]

Hello,

There used to be one (it's a year since I have been to Cologne) on Hohestr. The shopping str that runs south from the main train station. It used to be about a block down from the Train station on the East side of the street.

[Jackyo]

Does anyone know of any Kinos currently operating in Cologne?

Thanks

... are a Berlin thing.

I might be wrong but this has been my experience.

[Sky Pirate]

Does anyone know of any Kinos currently operating in Cologne?

Thanks

[Jackyo]

I'm surprised you were disappointed at Samya but it must have been something to do with the day and time you got there.

This is an okay club. There are better ones.

Was Honey there? She is easily a 10, blonde, German, nice figure, about 5'7".

The best experience I've ever had there was with Cynthia, blonde, Hungarian. She has angel wing tatoos on her back (not very well done though). She kisses well, speaks English perfectly.

To get to Bernds, check out the FKK club section of this forum under the FKK Bernds (Schieferhof) thread.

[Seven Spot]

Went to Samya last night around 10:00. This will be a short report don't have much time. What at first seemed like a good thing ended up being a total loss.

The particulars: 50€ entry fee and then 50€ for half hour with a girl (pay her direct) or 75€ for an hour. They give you a robe rather than a towel like at Sudbad.

At first I thought it was going to be a good time compared to Sudbad. Better mood in the room. A couple of the girls starting dancing, one time they two girls put on an impromptu whip cream show that involved one of the guys. Drinks are self serve, there is one main room with couches and a bar on the main floor. Showers, lockers, and saunas are in the basement. There is an outside patio which was nice for cooling down and getting some fresh air.

The quality of the girls seemed a step up (not a huge step) than Sudbad. Also, it seemed that the girls could approach the customers first. With very few exceptions it seemed like this was how most of the "arrangements" got started. That is where I had problems. No matter how much I tried, there didn't seem to be much interest from the girls. (yes, I showered, brushed my teeth, have only two eyes and have not had problems at other places)

The other problem was that the ratio of guys to girls was very poor. Very poor. The front desk guy said he had 16 girls on hand but I think it was more like 12. And there must have been 20 to 30 guys.

The club closes at 0100 (1am) so I left without any fun. I felt sorry for the guy who showed up around 0030 (12:30am).

Conclusion: I would NOT recommend Samya.

Also, while the cab ride there was about 20€, the cab they called was 26€ to go back.

[Seven Spot]

Appreciate the info, I'll report when I get back to home base.

It is helpful to know traveling distances, I have tried to get a handle on the country but it has been difficult. It will probably make more sense when I get over there.

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I went to Sudbad last night and here are some comments. (First time at a FKK)

I took a cab there from the DOM -- center square where the Cathedral is (about 20€).

When you get there you walk down some stairs. When I got there there were 3 Japanese guys that had just got there. An older woman asks if you've been there before and explains the pricing. 50€ admission and then 80€ for sex with the girl. Payment is done upfront (130€ total).

You are given a towel a key to a locker and sandles and then are expected to get undressed, wrap the towel around you and are lead through the place by one of the girls. She gives you a tour and then drops you off. In my case I wanted to take a shower so I went back down to the lowest floor and took a shower. (there are showers and WCs all over the place, the lowest floor has a group shower -- like a athletic club -- except for the naked girls walking through occasionally. The top floor is where the "bedrooms" are.

After the shower I headed to the main room which has a bar and a couple of rooms on either side showing a porno (not a very exciting one by the way). The bar serves alcohol (not free) and non-alcohol (free - or at least mine was). The side rooms have couches and there is one other room that has a jacuzzi. The girls hang out until you make the move. Otherwise they talk amongst themselves and smile at you if you look at them.

I waited for quite awhile to see what the selection would be. (I had arrived around 10:30pm / 22:30) . There were about 8-10 girls total. For customers there were the 3 japanese, a couple of other guys and half way through my visit 4 Italians showed up. Rating girls is pretty subjective, different strokes for different folks. For me there weren't any 8, 9 or 10s. The chick behind the bar was a short blonde with an enhanced chest - but not available.

Eventually I picked a thin blonde (some might say a Paris Hilton wannabe). She was pretty, spoke a little english. We proceeded to sit on one of the couches and pretty quickly started fooling around. I wasn't sure from other reports whether anything happened on the couches in this place. It does. In a few short minutes she had moved from a few gentle caresses to going down on me. Since it had been awhile, I had to stop her a couple of times. I suggested we move upstairs. Off we went. We didn't get much farther than oral before it was over. She wanted to move on after that. So did I.

(her name began with an O but I could never figure out what it was)

After a shower I waited around to pick someone for round two. (Second round is the same as the first 80€ payed when you leave along with your bar bill)

You really have to be obvious that you want to be with the girls. Just smiling won't cut it. I ended up asking if they spoke english. I eventually started giving a back rub to one of the girls. Her name was Nadine or Natalia. (Brunette slim)

We moved to one of the side rooms where she went pretty quickly to oral. Then she put some protection on and tried to get on top. She was having great difficulty (I'm thick) and we were in one of the side rooms, so I suggested we go to a bedroom. More trying, after more oral but it wouldn't go. So she finished with oral. At least she stayed a little longer afterwords.

Overall it was not that great an experience, probably for someone a little more agressive it might be an interesting place. I thought it might be a little more erotic like a strip club but I thought it wasn't. (though it could just be me).

Tonight I will try Samya. Firday I would like to try Bernd's but I am not sure about transportation.

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