Cologne

[Ortos]

Yes, Wizard, I had read your post about NAV with great interest. In fact, I recently did rent a car for a week from Frankfurt and used it to excellent advantage. However, I generally try to cut my costs and use the compact or economy cars that are sadly NOT fitted with onboard NAV systems. Ergo, I asked for the driving directions.

But you're right, it might be the best option to pay a little more and up-grade...

[Wizard]

Rent yourself a car fitted with onboard NAV and you will save time and it will lead you right to the front door of any club you fancy Just type in the city and street and just listen to the instructions NAV will take care of you .
See my posting in the general section of the German FKK thread.

[Ortos]

Arnie,

Excellent advice about going to Bernd's in Lichtenberg.

Last time I was in the area, I tried to find it with my rented mietwagen, but got lost. Any chance you could provide basic driving directions from Bonn or Koln to Bernd's Club?

And if you're feeling generous, I'm also interested to visit Babylon by car. Is that place difficult to find?

Thanks in advance for your kindness...

[Arnie]

Rob:

My advice? Forget Pascha and go to Bernd's, 28 Schieferhof in Lichtenberg.

Either rent a car, or take the S12 train from Köln to Hennef (Sieg) Bahnhof and then take the bus into Lichtenberg.

At Bernd's, you can DATY all you want and not worry about cleanliness or money. Each session is 80 Euros, payable at the front desk when you leave.

The only trouble with Bernd's is that it's closed on weekends. A good alternative would be Babylon, in Elsdorf. See Kaleu's website for opening times, directions, and other details.

Yes, it's more of a hassle to get to these places, but it's worth it.

[SecretRob555]

Just a couple quick questions... How clean are the girls who frequent the hotels such as "Pascha", etc? The reason I'm asking, is I was wondering how safe it would be to go down on them (oral on them). Also, is everything at these places basically "you get what you pay for"? Meaning, if I have enough cash, I can get just about anything I want... Thanks for any info.

Rob

[Kaleu]

Originally posted by secretrob555
And, are there any FKK's in the city/city limits?

Here you'll find a list with 18 FKK and Sauna Clubs in Cologne or in the suburbs of Cologne:

http://www.cfit.com/kaleu/english/ar...php?area=Koeln

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kaleu

PS: Give them a phone call before you plan a visit, because this information can already be outdated tomorrow.

PPS: As stated by me and others, it's very likely, that you'll not have the true FKK experience in these clubs.

[SecretRob555]

Hey all,

I've asked this question before, but never got a straight answer. So, I'll try it again... Are there ANY Partytreffs in Cologne (in the actual city or city limits, not an hour taxi ride away)? And, are there any FKK's in the city/city limits? I've searched the past posts, but since I'm not familiar with the city at all, I'm not sure what I'm looking at. I truly appreciate all the help! I want to make my next trip to Koln one to remember! I've done the 2 houses already (Pascha & the one across the street). They were ok, but left much to be desired. Plus, the girls are too pushy (like salesmen).

Rob

[Peter]

Kaleu,

I tried to get my money back once after horrible service. Virtually no chance. The guy asked me if I ejaculated, when I said yes then he said, "Well what did you expect?" Pascha is a giant waste of time as are all Laufhäuser!

[Kaleu]

Originally posted by prinzalbert1974
forget all those fkk-clubs like sudbad or roemerbad. there are just a mad ripoff.

pascha is also recommend. ive the girls will rip you off you get your money back in the lobby.

I guess the FKK Clubs are a good deal, no matter in which part of Germany, even in Munich or Nürnberg. Why, simply because you will almost always get a better service than with the appartment girls and if the service of an appartment girl is the same, then it is usually much more expansive. The use to charge for everything an extra and in FKKs you have a basic service, which is already included in the price and that's most of the time more than you'll get in appartments.

Did you ever try to get your money back at Pascha in Hornstraße (Köln/Nippes)? I know, that they have this offer, I think they even had a sign in the entrance area were they mentioned this money back guarantee.
But frankly speaking, I never read that anybody had succeded in getting his money back over the past 4 years in any of the German boards like Isurch, Köln-Düsseldorfer Forum, MST and so on.

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kaleu

[prinzalbert1974]

forget all those fkk-clubs like sudbad or roemerbad. there are just a mad ripoff.

http.//www.sexrelax.de gives a good overview.

or you buy the german sex magazine "happyweekend" .
each city its fetured.

pascha is also recommend. ive the girls will rip you off you get your money back in the lobby.

xx

prinzalbert from cologne/koeln

[CBGBConnisur]

Babylon is about a half hour drive from Cologne and an excellent club, they have some absolutely stunning women and are ok with foreign visitors.

[SecretRob555]

I have a translation problem I'm hoping someone can help me with. Last year when I was in Cologne, I was visiting one of the houses. I was with a girl, and I told her that I "wanted to watch her play with herself (masterbate)". She didn't know what I was talking about. I wanted to watch her a bit, before getting down to business. What would you suggest I say next time (in German)? I don't speak it, but I'm going to learn a few phrases before I go back in April. Thanks in advance for the help!

Rob

[Kaleu]

More or less all FKK's in Cologne don't belong to the top picks of the FKK scene. Most of them are expensive and made for the the people who attend the fairs in Cologne. If you want to have the real FKK experience you'll have to go at least about 45 minutes or 1 hour from Cologne center.

Sorry, no better news.
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kaleu

PS: One of the better FKKs (or better Sauna Clubs) is the "Sudbad". Beware of the sales pitches (girls tend to ask for Champagne!!!).

[SecretRob555]

I've been searching this forum, as well as researching Kalue's site. However, I can't seem to find a reccomendation of FKK's in Cologne. I'll be there in April of '03, and wanted to know which FKK or FKK's I should visit. I don't want to have to travel too far out of the city, and I'm not familiar at all with the city, so I'll be at the mercy of the taxi driver. Anyway, I thank anyone in advance for giving me a lead on a good FKK! Also, how easy is it to pick up a girl in Cologne? Are there really street walkers there? And where would I find them? Thanks!

secretrob

[Zork]

FKK explanation: FKK literally means "frei körper kultur" (bare body culture) which comes from the nudist movement in Germany... nowadays a FKK beach means that everybody goes naked, and a FKK nightclub means the same - both girls and customers walk around naked inside the establishment.