Frankfurt

[BlackTeam]

I happened to stay in Frankfurt for about 2 days in April. During my trip I visited the infamous red light street. As I went usually during day time so options were pretty limited I went through many hauses. Chose one in euro jaise for 50 euros 30 minutes. The girl was pretty but the service was pretty average. Second day I ordered from online from skyline escort. The cost was 200 euros which is allot but it was 100 times better than going to the street. Online they don't agree on anything less 180-200 euros.

But overall since the service was great I didn't complain.

[Member #4630]

Last year I stayed at the Leonardo Hotel Frankfurt City Center which was super close to the Frankfurt Central Station. While the room was small, it provided a good starting point. It is close to RLD and while the area surrounding the train station and RLD is slightly sketchy, it didn't feel unsafe. It was surely a multicultural experience. From the familiar Irish pub around the corner to the endless Donar Kebab stands.

There were plenty of folks around at most hours of the day / night and I too agree that foot traffic makes for a safer environment. Just don't be stupid. Don't carry excessive amounts of cash, flaunt anything fancy, don't stagger around drunk and be mindful of your surroundings. Other than that, enjoy the experience. To me, it beats a Marriott with a Starbucks and other big name corporations.

I stayed on the edge of Hauptbahnhof area for years when I would come to Frankfurt. One of the fanciest hotels in Frankfurt (Frankfurter Hof) is about 4 blocks away. I also used the Mercure, and the Ibis, but one of them has the smallest rooms I've ever stayed in? Think it's the Mercure. You could touch each wall with your hands while lying in bed, and still close the room window with your feet.

I never felt threatened or worried. It's a 24 hour area with a lot of commerce. Ditto the RLD. While I never noticed the police, directly, the simple fact that you have a lot of foot traffic makes for safer environment. As to the FUCK OFF, I'm a smaller guy, I take the idea that it's easier to just walk away. I also think that Nein Danke is just perfect as you keep moving. I've gotten into more trouble arguing in German (as a native speaker), then just letting them go after the next person..

[Aurigo]

Hi guys,

Does anybody have any experience with privatmodellefrankfurt.com ? The girls seem too beautiful and the pics seem to be taken from various places. And the prices are quite low as well. So any experience welcome. Thanks!

[Mr Nice1]

I have 5 HR layover in frankfurt morning 8-1, can some one please suggest if it is good enough to go to RLD and enjoy couple of hours? Are there girls at that time of day? What are good buildings with less hassle and good girls? Thanks all for help.

[Tintin1]

I'm with KK, I like a little of the shadiness associated w RDLs! So, I'm going to check it out in a few weeks for the first time. I'm still a little unsure where to stay. Is Holiday Inn Frankfurt. Alte Oper the best choice? Also, does anyone have a link to a good map of the RDL? All these letters / numbers get a little confusing. Thanks!

I stayed on the edge of Hauptbahnhof area for years when I would come to Frankfurt. One of the fanciest hotels in Frankfurt (Frankfurter Hof) is about 4 blocks away. I also used the Mercure, and the Ibis, but one of them has the smallest rooms I've ever stayed in? Think it's the Mercure. You could touch each wall with your hands while lying in bed, and still close the room window with your feet.

I never felt threatened or worried. It's a 24 hour area with a lot of commerce. Ditto the RLD. While I never noticed the police, directly, the simple fact that you have a lot of foot traffic makes for safer environment. As to the FUCK OFF, I'm a smaller guy, I take the idea that it's easier to just walk away. I also think that Nein Danke is just perfect as you keep moving. I've gotten into more trouble arguing in German (as a native speaker), then just letting them go after the next person..

[Milfotronic]

Also, does anyone have a link to a good map of the RDL? All these letters / numbers get a little confusing. Thanks!

If I'm not mistaken the T stands for Taunusstrasse and E means Elbestrasse. Google Maps should do it.

[Ortos]

By the way anyone know how to say ' get the fuck away'; ' get lost', ' go fuck yourself' etc. In German? Or perhaps a polite version of them.

For those who plan to roam the RLD, one of the most useful expressions in German: Verpiss dich ("Pis s off!") It's what we learn in our first Deutsche Sprachkurs (language course), Gruendsuetffe 1 for Night-Stalkers.

[Kosher Kowboy]

I'm with KK, I like a little of the shadiness associated w RDLs! So, I'm going to check it out in a few weeks for the first time. I'm still a little unsure where to stay. Is Holiday Inn Frankfurt. Alte Oper the best choice? Also, does anyone have a link to a good map of the RDL? All these letters / numbers get a little confusing. Thanks!

No map needed, the buildings discussed are all concentrated at the intersection of two streets. Can find them easily. As to safety the police are everywhere, some even look like junkies; can see wires on some folks if look very closely. Some look like Johns. Yes people try to solicit you to come in to shady places or handouts just go tell them to go fuck themselves; they disappear quickly. I even see the pimps tallking to the police sharing a smoke; no one wants trouble. IMHO the place is very safe.

Hotels all over, all my bookings are in the train station area for this year or up in Gelsenkirchen, Dortmund and Essen but next year I plan to switch back and forth between the Hbf area and the area in and around the Ziel; better food, better stores and the Creampie Express goes Choo Choo to the end of the line to paradise from there as well. If staying a long time plenty of corporate housing with a minimum month rental but I find it easier just to book hotels and inevitably in a month plus times there were be a Messe in town of some kind which is a great time to book up in the NRW but be warned if there is Messe in FFMain and Dortmund plays at home the same time good luck! That is when you book in Leverkusen; Best Western and IBIS both are next to Leverkusen Mitte; from there go anywhere either Luderland or train to Bochum, Dortmund, Duisburg etc.

By the way anyone know how to say ' get the fuck away'; ' get lost', ' go fuck yourself' etc. In German? Or perhaps a polite version of them.

[Colfaxer]

I'm with KK, I like a little of the shadiness associated w RDLs! So, I'm going to check it out in a few weeks for the first time. I'm still a little unsure where to stay. Is Holiday Inn Frankfurt. Alte Oper the best choice? Also, does anyone have a link to a good map of the RDL? All these letters / numbers get a little confusing. Thanks!

Tons of garbage with no hope of working in an FKK however IMHO maybe 5-10 percent of the girls are hot and could and some have worked in the FKKs. Just the other day saw one, could easily be working the floor of a big 5 but she is also 100430. In that Rot Haus if I spelled it right a good 40-50 percent are ' lookers'.

T32 where I go is nothing to write home about, most I see are easily 28-45 probably, some with some chunk in their stomachs or big asses or hot body and ugly. E44 that day had some very pretty girls, many of them could work the floor of an FKK. My advise for you based on your history of places been and where you went etc. I would say skip it. I happen to like sleaze, the red lights excite me themselves so more me it is worth it and I save money. Optics wise it stinks with many exceptions if that makes any sense.

[Tintin1]

However if you got time to kill or your hotel is over there take a peak. You never know and it is that ' you never know' that can also make the RLD fun when you find a gem. They are there.

These reports are fabulous. I certainly appreciate the information! Food tips too Mr Rick Steves. Or should I call you the Craig Claiborne of porn? I completely agree with your game plan. If nothing else, it's like an appetizer for the soul.

[JaxSo]

Hello, I remember seeing a post here which linked to a party that was held regularly in Morfelden, south of Frankfurt. I somehow think it was a party house on a street named Dieselstrasse, but now couldn't find the post or the party name. Does anyone know of a swinger party in Morfelden?

Thanks.

In Mörfelden, Club Lovelounge is located at Dieselstr. And the other club Maxis Swing is at Okrifteler Str.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Hello, I remember seeing a post here which linked to a party that was held regularly in Morfelden, south of Frankfurt. I somehow think it was a party house on a street named Dieselstrasse, but now couldn't find the post or the party name. Does anyone know of a swinger party in Morfelden?

Thanks.

http://www.sg-parties.com/

The link above uses that place for the gang bang parties but I don't know anything about the swinger parties they may or may not have.

[ShiftTab]

Hello, I remember seeing a post here which linked to a party that was held regularly in Morfelden, south of Frankfurt. I somehow think it was a party house on a street named Dieselstrasse, but now couldn't find the post or the party name. Does anyone know of a swinger party in Morfelden?

Thanks.

[Kosher Kowboy]

KK, I'm just curious what your assessment of the optics is in the RLD establishments versus the FKK clubs? I mean, I know this is all subjective, but I'm just looking to get sort of a rough guide, at least according to you. Would also love for other guys in the know to chime in with their own personal assessments. I can't have sex with a woman that I'm not attracted to, and given the access that I have to very attractive women, I see zero reason for me to go to "Catholic school" with a tute who I can't get a raging boner for LOL! Looking forward to feedback from you and others. And thanks again for a great report!

Tons of garbage with no hope of working in an FKK however IMHO maybe 5-10 percent of the girls are hot and could and some have worked in the FKKs. Just the other day saw one, could easily be working the floor of a big 5 but she is also 100430. In that Rot Haus if I spelled it right a good 40-50 percent are ' lookers'.

T32 where I go is nothing to write home about, most I see are easily 28-45 probably, some with some chunk in their stomachs or big asses or hot body and ugly. E44 that day had some very pretty girls, many of them could work the floor of an FKK. My advise for you based on your history of places been and where you went etc. I would say skip it. I happen to like sleaze, the red lights excite me themselves so more me it is worth it and I save money. Optics wise it stinks with many exceptions if that makes any sense.

There are two girls however who are very beautiful, one is not around these days and the other one is booked nonstop but also charges ' Mainhatten prices'.

However if you got time to kill or your hotel is over there take a peak. You never know and it is that ' you never know' that can also make the RLD fun when you find a gem. They are there.

And if you like Turkish food that Mamaris place in the RLD is great.

Anyway, it's 21:30 now, rain just stopped and it probably drove most of the guys away which means E44 and T32 will be full of options.

See you later!! Time to climb some stairs, get vashed in a sink and go blow a load in one of the Red Light Gypsies' pussy!

[Kosher Kowboy]

Thanks for the great report in that unique KK writing style. Fantastic read!

I know (but have not sampled) the Buffalo Steakhous, which is quite near Alte Oper, meaning at altogether the other end of the Zeil from the BG area you report on. Just curious: Any other eating places you might suggest in that area or towards Konstablerwache / BG side? I know it's off topic, but one would love to hear more about your eclectic eating adventures in Frankfurt. I see you've expanded beyond the Doner joints...

Only two Doner's this journey but as to the joints, different story. I found a great 'African joint' around the corner from my hotel and the servers offer up a great varietal of various dishes that leave one satisfied for hours but there a several of them. I am not sure who wants my business more these African servers or the Gypsies that service me so well; they yell and scream at me sort of like the Arabella, Grimmy and Dortmund girls do, they seem to have gotten word from their sisters down south (who attack me more than the flies in the clubs) that my wallet is as stretched out and loose as can be, kind of like them. Match made in heaven

A new curry stand has opened in the main station, been there quite often. My favorite place to stuff my face now being a burger addict is this joint.

http://derfettebulle.squarespace.com/

And also for a good steak;.

https://www.block-house.de/block-hou...ks-since-1968/

This is my breakfast stop when I get off the tram from the Leverkusen station before I walk to Luderland.

https://www.evertzberg.de/

Great Italian here but it is always crowded have to go off hours but the wait it not bad as the above mentioned African servers are around the corner so I will often hang out with them while they cook my food, never though African-Italian Fusion would be so good!

http://pizzeria7bello.juisyfood.com/

One of the hotels we stay at when we leave the NRW at night is in Ludensheid just a stones throw from Luderland the next morning so eat here, I can't read the menu my friend needs to order for me; I really should learn German as the wheels of getting the fuck out of the shithole known as the Divided Conservative States of Amerika have started spinning.

http://www.xn--hubertus-ldenscheid-fbc.de/

Up in Essen this is a great Italian joint. Been several times, on the fancy street full of fine stores and fancy cars.

http://www.cafe-zucca.de/

And just four blocks away or one you-Bahn stop is yet another Burger joint I fancy.

https://essen.burgerheart.com/

And between Dortmund on the way to Gesenkirchen this is the usual lunch.

https://losteria.net/de/

And if in Dortmund this place is a favorite, some of the players eat here.

https://dortmund.pfefferkorn-restaurants.de/

And can't forget some fine Turkish cuisine when in Germany's wealthiest and most desired place to live in the heart of fantastic Dietzenbach!

https://www.facebook.com/ahikebap/

And if you go about 9 PM you will see the Gypsies significant others dining on meal number one for the night waiting to pick up their girls and my money at 10 PM when they eat their second meal at Burger King which I pay for as the poor girls have to feed their mouths and their wallets on our money.

Hopefully that is enough to give a small varietal of my various stops in and out of town.

And when I am with my Asian-American friend with a huge aficionado for the Gypsies as well we often go to dinner and he always orders for me, service can be slow, the lines can be long must go early or late. I am often the only non-Asian in here and I remember my mom used to tell me never eat at a Chinese Place if it is all whites, the tell tale sign of good Asian restaurant is when the Asians are there in force and this place is top notch highly suggest it for anyone visiting. Menu has pictures if you can't read Chinese.

https://www.restaurant-ding.de/

Maybe I will go there tonight, in a way it is like the RLD too as I have to point at the pictures of what I want just like I point at the Red Light Gypsies Pussies and say ' spritzen. '.

Guten appetit.

Time to go see my ' girlfriend' near Mainhatten soon, I requested the last appointment of the night. I love this city.