Hamburg

[IsaBahn]

So,

Lately I have been to Hamburg for a few days due to my work. I hope you have read my previous reports like Brazil, Kiev, Bogota and many many more. Usually when I get to a new place I try everything around, all the different types in order to get a hold of the area. It is quite interesting how different cities behave so differently even in the same country.

Since I have a bit of money I try plenty of Escorts but not only.

So here is my full report for Hamburg:

General.

Quite a boring city, nothing much to see, rainy, not so good restaurants, not so much to do. People I have talked with, colleagues have said that everything is measured by how much money you have.

http://pink-palace.de/en/ and similar places on the street:

So the first place I went was the big houses which are quite common in Germany that hold plenty of floors and each floor has plenty of rooms and the girls are sitting at the room entrance. Walking on the same street there are a few houses like that and I tried three different houses. There are clusters of girls in the same house. For example Romanians try to be at the same house as other Romanians etc'. I was there around 14:00 at noon so only 35% of the rooms had the girl in front. They told me later on it is going to be full.

Girls are not that bad looking, from grade 4 to 7 I would say. I found one Bulgarian with very good English and got in with her. Girls were quite pleasant to talk with and not too pushy. I kind of liked it.

The prices are 50 euros to 15 minutes. But you might negotiate a lower price for a longer time.

40% Romanians, 40% Bulgarians, 10% Spanish, 10% Other.

Since I had a free morning I decided to try the massage parlours. Usually I had very good experiences in such places, mostly in Berlin. Lovely girls, although no full sex, but good massage, good hand job, and sometimes a good blow job. Unfortunately this is not the case with massage parlours in Hamburg.

Massage parlours in Hamburg are a waste of time. They publish a beautiful website with beautiful girls, saying 5 actual girls are now at the massage place. The truth is, in all the four different places I went, they had only one girl working, she was busy, or not good looking. The atmosphere was not pleasant and I decided to skip it. All of them were junk.

I have then decided to try the FKKs, Saunas and brothels:

Most of them open later in the day and are not open 24 hours. They open around 21:00. At this point I had better experience than the massage places of course and better experience than the Artemis FKK in Berlin. I have been disappointed over and over with Berlin Artemis, girls and bad attitudes, smoking and with bad behavior. The FKKs / Saunas in Hamburg were better.

The first one was Babylon FKK Reviews Hamburg https://babylon-hamburg.com/

It is quite big (as big as Artemis in Berlin) there were only 10 girls, mostly from Romania but not only. Yet they were very nice and easy to talk to, they were not pushy as in Berlin and let me relax. I liked it, but none of the girls were good enough. Grades around 6 for all the girls. Maybe one was 7. Price was 60 euro entrance and 100 euro for 30 minutes with the girl in the room. No buffet, but free drinks.

The second one was ATMOS Sauna Hamburg FKK Reviews http://atmos-fkk.de/de/home/:.

This one was more far away, I read online that it should be better, but actually it was a bit worse than the other. Again there were 10 girls only, same grades, around 6 and one was 7. Price to get in was 75 euros! The price with the girl was 100 euros for 30 minutes. The girls were nice and pleasant to talk with. The facility itself was not as good as the other FKK and since it was farther away I don't see any reason to go there. I got in with one chubby German girl and it was not bad but not so good.

The last brothel I tried was*Relax Nightclub. Nachtclub - Bordell Hamburg Reviews https://relax-nightclub.com/:

This works a bit differently, it is not a FKK where you change your clothes to a robe. It is more like a bar with girls. The entrance cost 30 euros, but to get in with a girl is 290 euros! For one hour. I don't see why to go there. The girls look a bit better, but still not that good, and for this price you can take a high end escort to your hotel room. I made a you-turn and went back to the RLD.

Summarizing it all, my recommendation is the RLD (pink-palace and around it). You can find nice looking girls if you search well enough and the price is lower.

Some escort services and swingers clubs:

Generally it was quite more difficult to book a girl from an escort agency in Hamburg than in Berlin. The communication was slow, incoherent and many other bumpers. When I tried to ask some questions I was banned. Eventually I booked two girls to join me in a swingers club. Here is the report:

Charisma escort Hamburg reviews http://charismaescort.de/

Communication: very bad. They confused me chatting with them on whatsapp and then by email and they made a big mess.

Girls. Looks nice and they have plenty in Hamburg.

I booked a nice lady who asked not to be published specifically. She was AMAZING and I had great time with her. She was very much petite yet cool. We went to a swingers club Eys but they did not let me in because I wasn't dressed good enough, so we went to Equinoxe which is a huge place and the people were very friendly and we had great time together.

Then I tried sweet-passion-escort Hamburg and Berlin reviews https://www.sweet-passion-escort.de/

Communication: Was at the beginning quite good. They responded to the emails and were quite good.

I booked a lovely girl to join me at a swingers party too. The girl was again quite good, although mature a bit more than her photos, I had great fun.

BUT then came the blow, after the meeting finished they suddenly remembered that there is an extra fee for swingers club and wanted me to pay extra!

They never mentioned it before though.

So be careful booking from Sweet Passion Escorts. Bad - warning. Never ever book from them. Asking for extra after the meeting is a very big red flag for next time.

I also checked the https://traumescorts.de/ escort service from Hamburg. But then I noticed some of the photos were stolen from online media. I asked for extra photos of the girls but they failed to provide so I decided it is a scam and cancelled the meeting. Again be careful with traumescorts*escort service because the photos are fake.

Enjoy Hamburg and ask me anything.

[MadKapa]

Alright, I have no idea what "AV" stands for but damn this girl is really pretty and has the type of body I love (big boobs, big butt, and petite).

https://modelle-hamburg.de/en/suche/..._av_28102.html

Actually quite a GFE, I had a 20 min quick session, BBBJ, cowgirl into mish.

Really awesome chica. I will definitely be back.

[Tintin1]

Personally I'm glad that they got the scary guy. Not just for the girls but for us too. There are sometimes weird dudes in this places.

I thought about using the photo translate option but I know that people get iffy with cameras in these types of places, so I figured that I'd better not LOL.

You are in the hall, should be fine with the camera. Alternately, grab a very fast photo, go outside- do the translate, and learn a few of the basic terms. NORMALLY, you will have to go to Lusthaus to figure a lot out. FO equals natural french, GF6 girl friend sex, KB or GB (where you cum), etc etc It might help to start with a page of Modelle Hamburg de and look through some ads for abbreviations to learn, The rest is pretty self evident. Of course many (most?) of the girls prefer to make their arrangements through WhatsApp if they take appts.

Good luck .

[MadKapa]

Google translate has a photo option so you can easily go back and translate anything on the walls! Generally if you walk around and check the notices around doors and in the lobby, girls will include their photos, services offered, price. Times. What's app contact details. Etc I mean if you enjoyed yourself you can easily go back.

As to the scary guy. Most of these places have a system where the girls' rooms have a panic button and the scary dude is what you get if they hit the button!

Personally I'm glad that they got the scary guy. Not just for the girls but for us too. There are sometimes weird dudes in this places.

I thought about using the photo translate option but I know that people get iffy with cameras in these types of places, so I figured that I'd better not LOL.

[Tintin1]

Kapa here reporting back.

So I got around to visiting this place, and apparently it's an apartment building with girls' names on the door.

There is a scary looking bouncer dude inside but I guess he's only going to break legs if people mess around so I actually felt good about him being around.

I didn't understand the system, nor do I speak German, so I just rang on some random girls doorbell, and a smokin hot Turkish girl opened the door. With Google translate she quoted be 50, and we proceeded to the standard CBJ, mish to completion. Good attitude, very chill and great body to boot.

All in all, I'd say it's a worthwhile visit if you want to do some shopping without really know what you're getting.

Also, some Asian quoted be the same price for a place nearby in Sonnenweg, I might go check it out but it is by appointment only. Will report back when finished.

Google translate has a photo option so you can easily go back and translate anything on the walls! Generally if you walk around and check the notices around doors and in the lobby, girls will include their photos, services offered, price. Times. What's app contact details. Etc I mean if you enjoyed yourself you can easily go back.

As to the scary guy. Most of these places have a system where the girls' rooms have a panic button and the scary dude is what you get if they hit the button!

[MadKapa]

Kapa here reporting back.

So I got around to visiting this place, and apparently it's an apartment building with girls' names on the door.

There is a scary looking bouncer dude inside but I guess he's only going to break legs if people mess around so I actually felt good about him being around.

I didn't understand the system, nor do I speak German, so I just rang on some random girls doorbell, and a smokin hot Turkish girl opened the door. With Google translate she quoted be €50, and we proceeded to the standard CBJ, mish to completion. Good attitude, very chill and great body to boot.

All in all, I'd say it's a worthwhile visit if you want to do some shopping without really know what you're getting.

Also, some Asian quoted be the same price for a place nearby in Sonnenweg, I might go check it out but it is by appointment only. Will report back when finished.

[MadKapa]

I'm interested to know if you ever got an answer to this question.

I think that you just show up, but I'm not 100%.

I might give it a try myself.

Wish me luck.

[Tintin1]

I'm interested to know if you ever got an answer to this question.

Hey. One quick question about this place. Do I just walk in or is there a phone number to call before you arrive? And also, is some password necessary? Thank you!

As I'm going to be in Hamburg, just out of curiousity I googled Tonndorferhauptstrasse 120 and got to Lusthaus with several girls operating out of this address. My understanding of the building (based on similar experiences visiting other cities) is that this is a room rental building where the girls come and go and since there is no Web address for the house, you need to go and read the infos that girls post. Either in the lobby or on their floors If the girl isn't there, you can probably copy her details and make a SMS rez, if she's there you hit the jackpot and if she's busy (see first suggestion or just wait).

Like any of these spaces, it will be pretty hit or miss but could be worth visiting. Couldn't find any info post summer 2022, which only means regulars aren't posting individual girls. Try Hamburg.de for anyone who advertises out of the space. I could be talking out of my a** but if you're in the eastern side of Hamburg.... well..... let us know what you find. Might save me a trip.

[DoktorEn]

Hey. One quick question about this place. Do I just walk in or is there a phone number to call before you arrive? And also, is some password necessary? Thank you!

I'm interested to know if you ever got an answer to this question.

[MadKapa]

https://www.kaufmich.com/

This website is not very good. They require you to upload a photo ID and / or government ID. Who would ever want to upload a photo of themself to a website about sexual fetishes and sex work??

[JimmyBowl]

The place is called "the French quarter" and the 5 girls hanging out there are all scammers.
The RLD is at herbertstrasse.

[JimmyBowl]

There's a small red light district a block off Reaperbahn.

At the entrance, at one of the first windows there's one hot white German looking chick, with a nice smile.

I'm aware of tricks RLD girls usually pull so I negotiated the services very specifically. She agreed and let me in.

I paid her 100 E as agreed and she left the room for a minute. Came back with another ugly fat girl. Turns out this scam is a bit less subtle, basically they don't give you any services, the girl I paid for didn't even take any of her clothes on. The "service" I was offered is to lay down, have them put a condom on my flaccid dick, and jerk me off. That's what you get regardless of what was discussed.

There's no way to avoid this scam because they simply agree to whatever you want and after taking your money you don't get shit.

[IsaBahn]

Is there a website in Germany that you can use to find escorts? I don't mean the website of a specific brothel or FKK, but a site where you can search for individual women?

https://www.kaufmich.com/

[Param Ahmad]

Pink Palace Sex House near the Reeperbahn train station, http://pink-palace.de/ , was probably a hotel at one time. Now young women sit on bar stools in the doorway to her room & bath where you can get a good look at her and talk. Most told me €100 euros for 30 minutes for various activities including intercourse. One, as good looking as the others, said 50 euros for 20 minutes. I took her up on that and am glad I did. Pink Palace is worth a look.

[MadKapa]

I would recommend to go to the "Tonne", which is a bordello at Tonndorfer Hauptstrasse 120. You can get safe sex for 40 Euros for 30 minutes. The place is safe and the girls are attractive.

Hey. One quick question about this place. Do I just walk in or is there a phone number to call before you arrive? And also, is some password necessary? Thank you!