Hamburg

[Il Cobra]

As usual I report once in a while about Maxstrasse 3. The quality and beauty of the girls these days (since beginning of August) is not very good. I tried a couple of them, the only one I would recommend (but nothing really special) is "Camilla" (2nd or 3rd floor on the left). The price is standard in this place, 30€ for BJ/sex. No kissing or GFE (also not at higher price) usually available.

[Jackyo]

Could somebody shed some light on differences between Atmos and the bigger clubs in bigger cities? In particular:
- how different is the quality of women?
- is the number of women higher? or more importantly, is the women / men ratio higher?
- how different is the quality of service from the girls?
- where are the biggest clubs in Germany?

I can't compare Atmos to other clubs since I've never been but if you are looking for a large selection, the Hessen 3 are the clubs you want to visit: World, Oase and Palace. In NRW the two which would be on your list are Planet Happy Garden (PHG) and Goldentime (GT).

I personally don't like large clubs but if they are your thing, then you should go and check them out.

The large selection ensures that there will be at least a couple of women who will meet your standards visually. Having said that, some of these larger clubs are so large that they have to employ "filler" so that they don't look empty. These are women who rate 5 or 6 or less on the scale of 1 to 10. They tend to bring the average ratings down significantly.

There are no clubs which only have 8s, 9s or 10s.

I personally think that services are better at smaller, less tourist oriented clubs though. When a club has more of a local flavor with a Stammkunde, the women know they have to work harder to retain their customers. The women don't have to work as hard when the customers are mostly tourists, in fact there are well discussed rip off schemes which some of them employ as they know that your chances of returning are low.

[Jayf1970]

Visited Atmos on a couple of weekdays.

1. Getting there: Cost Eur 25 one way by taxi from downtown; 13 km, 25 min ride
2. Entry Eur 60, includes softdrinks and sandwiches
3. Girls cost Eur 50 for half and half; Eur 30 extra for BBBJCIM. Not sure if BBBJ is included with 50
4. Quality of women - pretty even 5-8 range; I had Estelle on one of the days. Half german half spanish. Has an amazing body, speaks good english, has good personality. She's intelligent and knows she's there to make money.
5. Timing - they're open till 4am, which worked out pretty well for me since I was working till late. Some other clubs, like Bergedorf, close much earlier.
6. Quality of experience - outstanding compared to anything you can get in sex prison USA; not on par with Rio or Thailand. I found the atmosphere a little weird; it was not as sex charged as it is in a Rio Terma in spite of a very similar setup. Interestingly, I had a hard time actually getting a girl to fuck. It didn't help that the number of women / men ratio was slightly below one (by the way, is that also the case at FKK's in biggeer cities?), but still surprising that you're a guy sitting there by yourself and the women won't come and talk to you or give you a cold shoulder when you approach them. I'm told by women that I'm above average in looks, so can't think of a reason they'd do that other than that I don't speak german.

Could somebody shed some light on differences between Atmos and the bigger clubs in bigger cities? In particular:
- how different is the quality of women?
- is the number of women higher? or more importantly, is the women / men ratio higher?
- how different is the quality of service from the girls?
- where are the biggest clubs in Germany?

[Jackyo]

I was wondering, however, why the prices in Hamburg are higher than in Berlin where you can have a good looking escort down to 100€ for 1h.

Hourly rates are even cheaper than Berlin in NRW where the going rate is 75 Euros.

[Magic72]

I checked out the clubs Relax and Sabrina from jayf1970 list.

Relax near the central station is very expensive: 20€ entrance fee, 13$ for a beer and 250€ for 1h in a room. Good looking girls but I did'nt try out any of them because of the price.

Sabrina club is somewhat cheaper: No entrance fee, 5€ for a beer and 170€ for 1h in a room. Tried out Gina, but she turned out to be a real b****. Her I would avoid.

I therefore turned my attention to the appartment girls. Tried out Natalie and Laura from Hamburg-Modelle and both were really sweet and offered excellent GFE service for 150€ for 1h.

I was wondering, however, why the prices in Hamburg are higher than in Berlin where you can have a good looking escort down to 100€ for 1h.

[Bubba999]

The vast majority of these in the list below are not FKK in any sense. You'd be wise to take the advice regarding Atmos below.

BTW - you can always just wave down a taxi in the street if you can't find a station as described - taxi drivers all around the world are always looking for business.

Have fun.

B

[Ozouville]

.. Hamburg's FKK club scene is actually not at par with the clubs in NRW and in Hessen.

The women at the RLD aren't known for delivering a good value and are more likely to process you as they are more oriented towards the tourist crowd. They have absolutely no incentive to provide good services and their tendency is go into an upsell mode just as they do in the Amsterdam RLD.

It will feel like you are having your oil changed.

But I was always under the perception that the very big FKKs, such as Palace and World were oriented and geared not only for natives but also for tourists. I have only tried Artemis in Berlin in my travels, and while the quality of service was good overall I have always wondered what incentives the girls have to offer a good performance.

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Hi Ozouville,

Are you suggesting that a sophisticated world traveler such as yourself can't afford a $13 subscription to support this forum and all the work I do to keep it maintained?

Come on dude, a forum subscription is less than 50 cents a week.

Thanks,

Jackson

[Jackyo]

I found this list of Hamburg FKK's. I notice that only a few of these have been discussed on this forum. Any info on the rest? I checked out the web site of relax, for example, and they claim to be near the city center and have 40 girls.

Relax Nightclub Pulverteich 27-29 20099 Hamburg
Club Nobel Schröderstiftstrasse 22 20146 Hamburg
Club 93 Clemens-Schultz-Strasse 93 20359 Hamburg
Club Lausen Reeperbahn 59 20359 Hamburg
FKK Bergedorf Brookkehre 3 21029 Hamburg
ATMOS Grossmooring 1 21079 Hamburg
FKK 66 Ahrensburger Strasse 66 22041 Hamburg
Blonde Venus Albert-Schweitzer-Ring 39 22045 Hamburg
Gangbanghaus Hamburg Walddörfer Strasse 376 22047 Hamburg
Glamour Partytreff Güntherstrasse 64 22087 Hamburg
Night Club Aphrodite Rahlstedter Strasse 110 22149 Hamburg
FKK-125 Hamburg Saseler Chaussee 125 22393 Hamburg
Sex Party Hamburg Holsteiner Chaussee 10 22523 Hamburg
Funny Nightclub Lokstedter Steindamm 86 22529 Hamburg
Cindy-Bar Grosse Freiheit 10-12 22767 Hamburg
Club 77 Holstenstrasse 77 22767 Hamburg
Club Sabrina Waterloostrasse 19 22769 Hamburg

Will post if I visit a place I haven't been to.

.. Hamburg's FKK club scene is actually not at par with the clubs in NRW and in Hessen.

The women at the RLD aren't known for delivering a good value and are more likely to process you as they are more oriented towards the tourist crowd. They have absolutely no incentive to provide good services and their tendency is go into an upsell mode just as they do in the Amsterdam RLD.

It will feel like you are having your oil changed.

[Jayf1970]

Thanks, Ortos, appreciate it. Obviously a disappointment, but then again, Rio is Rio.

Continuing question on cabs: how do I get a taxi in the suburbs, where (I think) the FKK's are located.

I found this list of Hamburg FKK's. I notice that only a few of these have been discussed on this forum. Any info on the rest? I checked out the web site of relax, for example, and they claim to be near the city center and have 40 girls.

Relax Nightclub Pulverteich 27-29 20099 Hamburg
Club Nobel Schröderstiftstrasse 22 20146 Hamburg
Club 93 Clemens-Schultz-Strasse 93 20359 Hamburg
Club Lausen Reeperbahn 59 20359 Hamburg
FKK Bergedorf Brookkehre 3 21029 Hamburg
ATMOS Grossmooring 1 21079 Hamburg
FKK 66 Ahrensburger Strasse 66 22041 Hamburg
Blonde Venus Albert-Schweitzer-Ring 39 22045 Hamburg
Gangbanghaus Hamburg Walddörfer Strasse 376 22047 Hamburg
Glamour Partytreff Güntherstrasse 64 22087 Hamburg
Night Club Aphrodite Rahlstedter Strasse 110 22149 Hamburg
FKK-125 Hamburg Saseler Chaussee 125 22393 Hamburg
Sex Party Hamburg Holsteiner Chaussee 10 22523 Hamburg
Funny Nightclub Lokstedter Steindamm 86 22529 Hamburg
Cindy-Bar Grosse Freiheit 10-12 22767 Hamburg
Club 77 Holstenstrasse 77 22767 Hamburg
Club Sabrina Waterloostrasse 19 22769 Hamburg

Will post if I visit a place I haven't been to.

[Ortos]

Àbout the taxis: There are taxi stations at fairly regular and obvious points within Hamburgs busy streets. You can technically hail a taxi, but the normal way is to hone in on one of the taxi stations and walk up to the first taxi in line....

About the girls at the clubs you mention: Whereas they may represent the best bet within Hamburg, I seriously doubt you will be impressed if you are coming from the Rio Thermas...Sorry but the looks and service levels available in these Hamburg clubs are far below what the base line would be in Rio Thermas...

Good luck,

Ortos

[Jayf1970]

I am a fairly experienced international monger on my first trip to Germany (Hamburg). Short business trip that was scheduled at the last minute, so will not have the chance to go thru all the posts in as much detail as I usually do for my other trips, so I apologize in advance for any possible repetition. I will probably have only one evening in Hamburg. Would appreciate some quick help. Are taxis available by hailing them while in town or do you need to call one? If I take cab to Atmos, Bergedorf or Geizhaus, how can I get back to town?

Saw some posts on each one, but not anything that compares the them. Can someone shed some light on how Atmos, Bergedorf and Geizhaus compare? How do they compare to, say, Rio de Janeiro termas? The basic experience sounds similar. How does the quality of girls and quality of experience (openness, not hassling with small things, getting into the sex, availability of bbbj / anal, etc.) compare with other mongering destinations like Rio and Bangkok?

Planning to stay at the Intercontinental or the Hyatt. Thanks a lot in advance for your help and promise to post any unique experiences.

Cheers and happy hunting.

[Plato]

just returned from a visit to hamburg and on the basis of recommendations from other swordsmen i checked out atmos. first impressions were that the place was a bit run down compared to artemis in berlin. it was clear most of the women there during the evening were eastern european, not so much as a sniff of a little thai ‘i love you long time’ or any other oriental delights to be found anywhere.

despite this it turned out to be an interesting evening. arrived at 7 pm and after covering my bits with a towel was given the obligatory tour of the place by a polish girl wearing fishnet stockings and little else. i followed not too closely behind her behind up and down the many steps and a lovely sight it was too even if she was not quite what i had in mind.

as it was a little quiet i spent some time in the sauna and then took a shower in the communal shower area. while there i borrowed a petite italian called maria’s soap after encountering her squatting naked rubbing soap over and squeezing her pert breasts while grinning at me as she did it. don’t you just love these women? there she was hosing out the most recent occupant and giving me the come on at the same time. a sense of proportion is definitely required on these adventures!

while we were talking the most stunning naked, long haired, dark, twenty something, amazonian woman walked past – i subsequently found out she was a brazilian on a cultural tour of europe. and with distant memories of termas monte carlo in rio imprinted on my brain i thought she would be the one for me. unfortunately it was not to be because every time she put in an appearance she was snapped up by another punter, four times in about three hours. the old adage is true – he who hesitates is lost.

anyway after 90 minutes and missing her twice i was getting a little frisky and met a german woman called claudia who spoke good english. she was about 24, blonde as usual with a cleavage which begged to be explored. although slightly bigger than my ideal, she was a laugh so i gave it a go. upstairs to one of the rooms for half an hour or when i let fly – which ever came first. so i was determined to try and make sure it was not me. the lovely claudia had different ideas and hoped to be back downstairs before i could say ‘was that it? ’

as a result she gave her best bbbj and it was quickly necessary to reverse roles to stop the meter going round too quick. spent most of the rest of the session running my tongue in, over and around her little button which was one of those which is there when you look for it, but otherwise likes to hide. the only minor complaint was the two day old stubble, but hey. a girl’s got to get her own back somehow. she made the obligatory noises and maybe, maybe not got there followed by me definitely getting there not too long after she slipped on the old hat with her mouth and me bashing away doggy then missionary. after giving her 60 euro including 10 tip we finished off our brief, but satisfactory liaison by chatting in the showers while – you’ve guessed it – she hosed me out and pampered herself in preparation for the next smooth talking charmer who convinced her he had 50 euro to invest in her piggy bank.

i then took the much required breather to recharge the batteries – don’t you miss those days when you could pump it out two or three times an hour. spending time in the sauna and wandering around. there were a few exhibitionists getting blown by their temporary girlfriends and other similar sights in the pool area upstairs, but i was on patrol trying to get hold of the brazilian who appeared like a mirage and disappeared just as quickly.

i eventually ended up in the bar which was getting busier with lots of punters snapping up the talent. maria was there dolled up in her finest looking a lot more sophisticated than the first time i met her and i thought another ten minutes and i’ll be up for it. when the time came so was she, unfortunately with another punter and had disappeared upstairs. by now it was like hunting in a pack of piranhas, anyone who looked half decent was being snapped up. i was left trying to avoid catching the eye of one of those rather worn out buxom german dominatrix types with short hair and breasts fighting to go over the top – you know the ones.

as i looked around i noticed another woman who had been walking around the building for most of the night standing in the corner talking to the bar staff and smoking. she was again in the mid-20s with blonde curly hair down to her shoulders, slim with a lovely firm body. but she did not smile much and had that ‘i’m so bored’ look on her face you find in these places and which had stopped me looking twice at her earlier.

just then the brazilian drifted through the bar naked with a punter in tow with a big grin on his face on the way to the showers so i thought this is it, she’s mine when she comes back in the bar. i waited another ten minutes during which time i spoke to maria who was back in sophisticated mode and looking more attractive as the evening went on. but, no i thought, show a bit of restraint and wait for the brazilian to come back which she did – with another punter on her arm, walking past me and on upstairs. i turned back to offer maria the chance to make an old boy happy just as she picked up her goody bag and went upstairs with another dashing rival with the beer belly from hell.

in desperation i headed for ‘i’m bored’ in the corner who turned out to be nicola from poland and what a good move it proved to be! we went upstairs and all the rooms were taken with the corridor echoing with loud grunting and groaning with the occasional ‘yes, yes. ’ or maybe it was ‘aber ja, aber ja’ the only one left was a red room with a type of swing hanging from the ceiling which looked like you needed to be a trapeze artist just to get into it. on the grounds that a man has to know his limitations i declined the invitation and we waited for a vacant room which was not forthcoming.

so downstairs we went and upstairs into the kino which had one of the exhibitionists i had seen earlier getting another round of enthusiastic slurping in one corner, but the other end of the room was free so we went for it on one of those leather looking, quick wipe down couches you find in these places. unlike the lovely claudia, nicola was not in a hurry and was into kissing. which always helps me build up a good head of steam – followed by going down on her knees and looking me right in the eye as she gave me a wet, noisy, sloppy bbbj. being a gentleman i repaid the compliment and buried myself in her ample, plump and wispy haired box. not the hesitant button i had encountered earlier in the evening, but one of those that jumps out of those wobbly folds of flesh and demands attention – and attention it got much to her delight and my satisfaction – or, perhaps, my delight and her satisfaction. after the necessary mapping of the land i managed to focus on the job at hand and concentrated on one spot which seemed to arrive at the objective. i followed it up with a most agreeable hard session of doggy resulting in a big bang to make my legs tremble. don’t you just love holding onto those hips and going for it looking down on a lovely, tight, little bottom? especially one with a tattoo across the lower back. it works for me every time.

afterwards i gave her 70 including 20 tip and as a good payer was allowed to rub her back in the communal shower where she. well you know the shower story by now. one very tired, but happy punter and one equally rewarded sex worker.

overall, despite the drab décor atmos turned out to be quite a good place to party and well worth 200 euro to enjoy two very different, but talented young women including the entry fee. that’s all for now, off to rio soon. the first stop has to be monte carlo where it is wall to wall amazonians and even a slow starter like me has a chance! until the next time.

editor's note: i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here for more information.

[Bubba999]

Hi Guys,

Coming back to Hamburg for a few weeks and plan to indulge myself as usual.

Among the mix I would like to include an incall at the Hotel...there is nothing like waiting for a hot babe to knock at the door!!

But of course there is more risk of a bad service so am hoping that you guys can give me some recommendations for "Haus & Hotel Service"

I like younger slim girls generally.

Will be posting my experiences as I did last year.

Take care

B

[Sexy And Ready]

Hi,

Just wanted to share my experience in Hamburg,

Had a ok, not excellent experience with a chinese woman on Mendelsohnstrasse (believe it was no. 12), just ring the door on the street level.

Paid €100 for anal (covered) and BBBJ with CIF. However, although she advertised with französisch total, which I interpreted as BBBJWCIM, she only offered CIF.

Although she gave a good BJ with some really good tongue-work which made me cum. She did however not enjoy CIF. She was turning away and wiping it away before I was even finished cumming.

Can't complain though, I did enjoy the whole thing.

Hope the report helps.

[Il Cobra]

The brothel that was before in Stresemannstr. 83c (see my previous post) reopened as 'Club Affair' in Brauhausstieg 54, near the U-Bahn station Wandsbekerchaussee. I went there on the opening day, there was a choice of 8 girls. The atmosphere is much better now, and everything is clean and nice (I hope it stays so, because I remember how bad was the other location). I choosed a little fat bulgarian girl named Alexia or Alicia... in her 20s. She did a fair job for a cheap 30 euro (you can pay more for more options, but this was a test, so I didn't want to give more money): no BJ, just fucking in one position but OK... (that is not too professional, smiling). Unfortunately for most of the girls there is no photo in Internet to see. 2-3 were nice anyway. I think I will go again and try the next option (50€, with BBBJ or I hope 69).